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Linda's Boytoy Says Hulk Wants To Kill Him, Court Just Laughs

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A Florida court deniedLinda Hogan's Hulk-look-alike boytoy a temporary restraining order against the real Hulk, her soon-to-be former husband.

Dipshit Charley claims he was afraid for his life because the Hulk harassed him in his car, tailgating and pulling up next to the lad to stare at him at a traffic light. He says he "fears [Hogan] will attempt to injure or kill him" because of his association with Linda.

Hah! He wishes!

We wish!

Hulk's lawyer said it was just another one of Linda's attempts to shit-smear the Hulk.

He said, "She should concentrate on something else because the Hulk is already doing the job himself quite thoroughly."

Just kidding about the last part - natch.

[Image via WENN.]

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33 comments to “Linda's Boytoy Says Hulk Wants To Kill Him, Court Just Laughs”



  1. 1

    Fuck Yeah he does, dinking his booze, eatin' food & old puss, shit I want to kill that mutherfucker!



  2. 2

    Homo fix your site,FIX IT!



  3. 3

    Ok, that's lady ga-ga? Confused



  4. 4

    fucking losers, everyone of them.



  5. 5

    wtf! WHO CARES!



  6. 6

    " What's ya gonna do when Hulk Shit-smears you!"



  7. 7

    Why do people fake 'n bake? *shudder*



  8. 8

    She's a slut



  9. 9

    I think Hulk IS capable of violence! Do you see how he gets obsesssed over men Brooke dates? He follows them and even threatens them when he can!!



  10. 10

    YOUR BLOG BLOWS TODAY FUCKWAD!



  11. 11

    Re: BBD is making ya gravy!Re: harrybalsac gives U the bird! – DO ALL FUCK YOUR TURKEY BEFORE YOU COOK IT LIKE WE DO HERE IN CANADA?



  12. 12

    Perez, you shouldn't wish violence on anyone! When gays are being beaten by homophobes you express your hate against gay bashing so do not wish violence on anyone else because you do not like them. Violence is violence!



  13. 13

    Re: _Alice_ – Sweetie I need you to lube the Gravy Pump.



  14. 14


  15. 15

    Re: WakeUpPeople – UNLESS IT IS PEREZ GETTING HIS ASS KICKED THEN THATS A BEAUTIFUL THING!!!!



  16. 16

    who the fuck cares!!



  17. 17


  18. 18

    Gold Digging whore.



  19. 19

    her skin must feel like leather.



  20. 20


  21. 21

    HAHA BITCH



  22. 22

    ?



  23. 23

    DISFUNCTION AT IT"S BEST!!!



  24. 24

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!!

    KEEP THE DRAMA GOING! THIS DIVORCE SHOULD BE ON REALITY TV RATHER THAN THE HILLLS



  25. 25

    All those steroids Hulk did over the years shrank his dick. No wonder he's upset because his cougar wife who is now in her sexual prime needs some real cock for once and she gets in from her young boytoy.



  26. 26

    Hulk probably doesn't want to harm Charley, but is rather waiting for the opportunity to shake his hand ;)



  27. 27

    OMG, ALERT THE MEDIA!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see that?Linda Hogan (who has been wearing the same hairstyle since the 70's) has ripped off Lady GaGa, by wearing the "patented" Lady GaGa hairstyle (according to Perez Hilton.com). First to report the heinous infraction was Perez Hilton himself when he "outed" Christina Aguilera for ripping off Lady GaGa's patented look during her appearance on MTV's VMA's in September. Further fueling the rumor was Christina's appearance on the American Music Awards, wearing the patented platinum blonde hair with straight bang look. A Grand Jury investigation is pending, the results will undoubtedly be reported by the "Queen of all Media" on his website as details develop. Look out Donatella Versace, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson, and the rest of the Playboy girls, lest ye find yourselves being accused of ripping off Lady GaGa's patented look and the subject of such an investigation. For further details, stay tuned to PerezHilton.com.



  28. 28

    SHE IS A GOLDDIGGER!! BROOKE SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT HOW HER MOM IS A WHORE AND AHD HOWN LAME HER FAM IS! DUDE YOUR SON JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON GROW UP AND BE ROLE MODELS! THEY R LIKE 80 YR OLD DATINGG 18 YR OLDS! HER BF CANT GET A CHIC HIS AGE AND VISE VERSA?? IF U ASK ME THEY ALL NEED TO BE LOCKED UP 4 BEIN LAMES!!!!



  29. 29

    I'm glad the hulkster is finally free of that old skank. That boy she is dating looks like he could be hulks iligitament son.



  30. 30

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  31. 31

    1. Linda needs to lay off the fucking spray tan and get a job other than being a media whore. McDonald's is always hiring!!!!
    2. Linda's fuck toy needs a swift kick to the balls and I'm the first in line. He is a pathetic loser mooching off of that over the hill cougar that does nothing but soak up Hulk Hogan's bank account. Get a job at Taco Bell for Chrissakes!



  32. 32

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  33. 33

    Screw you Linda and your friggin' boy toy! You suck for what you did to Hulk!