Carson Daly Sperminated Someone
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Z List
That is going to become a daddy.
Carson Daly's girlfriend, some chick named Siri, is preggers and is on course to give birth in the spring.
It could've been worse.
Remember when Carson was dating Terror Reid?
Imagine what kind of baby the Carson/Terror union would've produced!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 27, 2008 at 10:30 am
That's what happens when you cum in a vajayjay and not some guys ass P!
Perez's mom…
Happy Thanksgiving to you! Sorry you have to work today while your son tra-la-la's in MeHEco, but I am thankful your here.
wanna make out?
ALICE! The ball gravy pump needs to be primed!
Harry! stock is up! sales are through the roof! I'm taking a day off…
plus, I'm am trying to get in Alice's pants today, you know, a little stuffing and gravy…
BALSAC RULES!
not everyone wants a dick like you Perez…smh
WHO WHAT AND WHO CARES!
boss, dildos and douche line already in the pipeline. we're brainstorming on it as I pump my man love all over Alice's blue dress and stunning fucking hair.
Perez ur just mad cuz u didnt get sperminated by him…
ew, he is the WORST eva. Noo reach around for him.
SHUT UP PEREZ MOM!
JEALOUS MUCH BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES THE FAT ASS OF YOUR SON?????
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – Great work yesterday,take the day off! Did you see my idea on the last page?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Re: harrybalsac – haha
Re: harrybalsac – Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – Re: harrybalsac – yes sir, all over it…. wait a minute… eyes roll into back of head…AAAAAALLLLLIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE…..
phew. better.
any way, we're working on it.
Re: SweetPat – HAPPY GOBBLE DAY MY CANADIAN FRIEND!!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Hey B, where you happy to see Andy face yesterday?
where's my avatar???
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – I like your new pic, I'm wearin' one of those things as we speak! XEXY!!!
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available Black Friday at all WALMARTS!
Re: 10inchBrutha – 10 INCHES EH! WHOOAH!
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC –
Who is Alice and why everyone is trying to get into her panties?
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – thanks and same to ye!
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – HEY GIRL!!!!!!!!! GOT YOUR TURKEY IN THE OVEN YET!!!
Re: orchidgirl – SHE'S A HOTTIE THAT'S WHY!
GOBBLE
Re: orchidgirl – Alice? you don't know Alice?
or her stunning fucking hair?
off with your head! or guzzle a gallon of Balsac BallGravy - your choice.
Re: harrybalsac – NO I ALMOST PASSED OUT!!! LOL!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – going tomy aunt's house.
i am bringing a veggie and bottle of red wine!!!
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – Maybe we should get the chemists workin' on a line of cum stain remover too!
Perez Hates Me ^^
Re: orchidgirl – alice is the bomb.
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – HEY MAMA!
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
did andy27 say anything else except he is alive??
Re: orchidgirl – Alice's queefs smell like hot cherry pie!
carson, suri cruise is TOO YOUNG to date!! and you got her pregnant???!!! WTF dude!!
fresh.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – everyday is a holiday for me! i saw some haters last night after you left. some gaga chick.
TEMP BLOGGER FUCKING CHANGE THE POST!
I never understood why anyone gave a fuck about this idiot. Who did he blow to get a TV show?
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – NOPE!
Re: Master Patrick Berlin – And we all hate you too, feel better? That act is tired, get a new or just jump off a bridge.
Re: Milky says save a Turkey! EAT ME!!! – Happy Turkey Day!
Re: orchidgirl – how could you miss her hair???? Alice is a piece of candy!
jeez Perez, took you ages to report this, ive known for like three days.
Re: harrybalsac –
Alice's queefs smell like hot cherry pie???
I love cherries, but what is "queef"? Sounds like arm pit.
He's always had crazy eyes……. Never found him charming or attractive….. Hasbeen…….
Re: sushi – Carson's more of an ass sucker than a blower.
Girlfriend, I would have thought he was into guys.
Re: orchidgirl – A pu$$y fart.
Re: harrybalsac –
Harry, you are a naughty boy.
He looks like the LOVECHILD from ROBBIE WILLIAMS and that nerdy FRENCH PRESIDENT!
HI YA'LL LOVE YA.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY.
IM ALREADY DRUNK AND IT'S ONLY 145.
HAVE TO BE TO HANG OUT W/ MY PARENTS
His eyes scare me.
She's the daughter of 2 soap stars, Colleen Zenk Pinter and Mark Pinter…
Good for you Carson!!!!!
Re: mama of 2 loves gravy! – Happt thanksgiving mama J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap - if those eyes are a spinning it could put me in a trance - that's just weird.
Hey, I'm Siri!!! And I most definitely did NOT get knocked up by Mr. Audrina-Eyes. But it's a pretty fucking bomb name, though, right? Hope every
Hey, I'm Siri!!! And I most definitely did NOT get knocked up by Mr. Audrina-Eyes. But it's a pretty fucking bomb name, though, right? Hope everyone ate way too much today! Loves
Carson makes me puke. His fucking show sucks. This idiot has never been able to conduct a decent interview. Plus, he´s really OLD.
I could have sworn that loser was gay and probably took it up the butt!! But who really cares about him anyway.
Jesus! His eyes are huge! Weird…
What is with this dudes eyes?!