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"Drunk driver ends up running over himself"
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Drunk driver ends up running over himself
A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.
A tip to the state's DrunkBuster hot line Sunday afternoon alerted authorities to a possibly drunken driver.
State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted the man's pickup truck swerving across both lanes of a highway, driving slowly and then fast. He refused to stop.
After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said the suspect drove through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.
Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver's side tire.




FUCKING NIMROD!
Ouch…………..
that's some weird shit!!
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!
geeez people! if you are going to drive, just take pills….lay off the alcohol!!
omg… what a jerk^^
haha omg. what a jerk…
perez you should have shown your own picture in this post!
And this is shocking? All drunks driving are DUMBASSES!!! Hello………….
…Wow. *applauds*
next post fat ass!!!!
poetic justice at its best
Er, can't really get more idiotic than that. I hope he's learned his lesson. I've actually heard of someone running over himself before. Apparently he fell out of the car or something and it rolled forward. I just can't see it ever happening to me.
too bad it wasn't his head that got run over.
lol! I saw that on the news. My dad fell out of his seat laughing
LOL! This guy gots to think of a better profession- he's a terrible criminal!!
soory - takes NO talent whatsoever - Harvey from East 17 did it. Although he blamed it on jacket potatoes rather than alchohol…
I think this one deserves a DARWIN AWARD!!!!
I saw the video on the news; fortunately the man wasn't hurt that bad. He was completely wasted though, and needs to go to jail for a long time, He could of killed someone!!!!!
wow what an idiot..
that's skill right there if you ask me.
classic
Ouch. Embarrassing. What a loser.
wow. that is soo funny. he deserves it
haha awesome - happy thanksgiving all online !
Too funny!
lol! wat a total fucktard
They should throw the book at him.
Drunk driving
Attempted murder
Assault with a deadly weapon
Then he can sue himself and collect on his insurance.
And I thought I had problems……
I can't believe Letterman ran himself over with a car!!!! He's an Ass!!!!
That's like they guy that blew himself up tossing a lit smoke in the toilet after a hearty fart. They are Darwin moments and you can get awards for them.
He asked for that one.
hahahah woww
Its really a sad news….I hope he's learned his lesson…
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I can't stand to look at him or that bald headed freak in his band. The two ugliest men on TV. Get someone easy on the eyes or I'm not watching..Younger, ok?
classic…at least he was legal to drink
KARMA, he got just what he deserved for putting all those other people on the road in danger
Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing.