The Prez Pardons Pumpkin And Pecan
On Wednesday, President Bush got to perform what we're sure is his favorite national ceremony of all time: the Pardoning of the Thanksgiving Turkey!
Pumpkin and Pecan (Who might have been named by Flava Flav, we're not sure) were spared a certain fate as someone else's T-Day dinner.
The Prez delivered a moving speech regarding:
This is an election year, so it is fitting that the names of these two birds were chosen through the democratic process. After a long, drawn out election season, when the people finally spoke, the name of the ticket sent here to the White House was Pumpkin and Pecan. Pumpkin is right there. Pecan is in an undisclosed location.
Pumpkin and Pecan have an exciting trip ahead of them: Later today, they will fly to Disneyland aboard "Turkey One." Pumpkin will be the honorary Grand Marshal of Disneyland's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Together these birds will gobble the rest of their days in "The Happiest Place on Earth." I just hope they stay humble there.
He then gave Pumpkin and Pecan one rose each and sent the other turkeys packing, no longer in the running to be America's Next Pardoned Turkey.
Pumpkin and Pecan had Disneyland closed down to celebrate their new freedom, kicking out all the gays and Miley Cyrus.
After a decadent romp through a Walgreens for holiday gifts, the turkeys said, "Happy Thanksgiving y'all!"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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this is pretty retatrded
Whoever is writing these blogs, you're worse than P and that's hard!
WTF! YOU ARE A REAL IDIOT!
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – MORNING! AND WTF WAS THAT ABOUT???
nice!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – hey lettyb!!
WHERE'S ALL MY CANADIANS AT!
*** Since when were turkeys Celebrity Gossip!??
ummm, yeah fucking idiot
Re: Milky says save a Turkey! EAT ME!!! – MORNING! AREN'T YOU ON HOLIDAYS TODAY!
I am canadian.
And losing faith in this site…
what with all the stupid worthwhile causes and dumb news lately…
Re: Milky says save a Turkey! EAT ME!!! – DID YOU SEE ALL MY FANS ON THE LAST POSTS! LOVES IT!
Re: Adickd – PEREZ'S MOM BLOGS A LOT FOR HIM!!!
PEREZ
CELEBRITY JUICE IS ABOUT CELEBRITY- NOT:
TURKEYS
WORTHWHILE CAUSES
JOB LOSS
WAKE UP AND GIVE US THE NEWS WE WANT
perez has his mom do the blog?
wtf…
Has anyone found a comparable site to this without the BS?
really though, i don't know what i just read, and why it was relevant to life at all.
IT IS NOT THANKSGIVING IN CANADA TODAY…
I GUESS I WILL JUST ORDER PIZZA.
MAYBE THROW SOME AT THIS COMPUTER SITE.
Re: awkz –
Yeah is this just a site now where Perez dances to music and video tapes his dog?
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – That explains it - this post is way to polite for P
these lads trying to figure out how to
"slip it in" the Turkey…
that's right, I went there.
madonna rocked yesterday in miami with pharrell and timbaland.she really can.hahaha what a huge moment.she rocks.a-rod was front raw ahaha cynthia too.lol
PEREZ OR PEREZ'S BLOGGER I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PUT A TURKRY ON YOUR HEAD, DANCE AROUND AND PUT ON HERE! THANKS!
Re: Adickd – hahahahaha!
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – WHAT UP!
Re: madgerulla – OH MADGORILLA REALLY THERE IS NOTHING ON HERE ABOUT VADGE! FUCK OFF ALREADY! SWING FROM ATREE OR SOMETHING!!!!
I work at Disneyland I will make sure to tell the turkeys "hello" for you, Perez!!! haha
Letz called him Scooter Libby, the turkey!
hahaahaaa
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! {{even though you asshole's just LOVE to hate me
}} And Pumpkin and Pecan possibly being named by Flava Flav def. brings out the lolz P.. Have a good one assholes! =)
If they liked it,
then they shoulda put a ring on it…
hahaha thats so funny. very clever.
Re: madgerulla – Do your knuckles scrape along the ground when you walk?
Re: && I got a thing for you! – YOUT TOO FUCKTARD! LOL!
Happy Thanksgiving, dear people !
How fucking ridiculous
Mr Obama said at his third press conference in as many days. He said he would be foolish, at such a “critical time in our history”, to pick people who “had no experience in Washington whatsoever”. EXACTLY. WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE IN WASHINGTON.
"Turkey One"????????????????
Is THAT what they're now calling Bush's private plane???????
Appropriate.
thats maybe one of the dumbest thigns iv ever heard… why would a turkey go to disneyland?! he just wants to roam and eat and sleep… wtf…
wait… what?
george w bush might be kind of dumb.
but he's just this happy old man.
as much as people rag on him.
he's just this happy man.
yea as a president home boy didn't do so hot.
but as a human being he's pretty alright.
i think people forget that from time to time.
well, at least bush didn't give his media presentation in front of a turkey execution machine like sarah palin did.
Why do you have to drag Miley into this!
C'mon….she's not that bad…..how many girls do you know at the age of 16 that are still virgins these days????
there are some…..but the reality is….there are not many.
i laughed at the flav comment, i used to go to school with his kids, their names were a bit more eccentric than pumpkin and pecan.
THAT IS FUCKING SICK!!!
some sort of "rite" for the turkey to be murdered, only to be consumed by THAT jackass?!
is that what American Thanksgiving is all about?!
yay walgreens!!
He really has nothing to do before Obama takes over. Get this guy out of the whitehouse already!
WHAT???? bushY pardons a Damn Turkey- BUT WON"T FREE JOSE COMPEAN & NACHO RAMOS ????????? THATS IS SOOOOOOOOOO WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!