Cancelled Already!

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If you missed Rosie O'Donnell's variety show this Wednesday, then you're shit out of luck!

NBC "tested" the show out to see if the audience was interested in Ro and the format, and America responded with a resounding NO.

Rosie Live debuted to disastrous ratings - only 5 million people watched! - and even worse reviews.

O'Donnell herself just posted the following on her blog:

"there will b no more

no ratings
bad reviews

yet still - a thrill 4 me"

Barbara Walters must be laughing her face off!

And Elizabitch Hasselbeck probably too.

And Star Jones.

And the Osbournes! Ozzie, Sharon, Kelly and Jack have their own reality show - on Fox - debuting next month.

All eyes are now on them!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Nov 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm / Email this  »

    74 comments to “Cancelled Already!”



    1. 1

      Perez Hates Me ^^

    2. beezy says – reply to this


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      and donald trump too.



    3. 3

      I WASTED MY WHOLE ONE PRECIOUS HOUR ON THAT SHITTATIOUS SHOW,I SWEAR I DIED FOR 30 MINUTES.Its my fault mostly,my fat half waisted ass didnt wanted to get up and change the channel.My god i had nigth mares of rosie o. eating me!.THE WORST PART IS THAT I HAD A DREAM OF THAT!!!.EWWWWWWWWWW.



    4. 4

      no one is interested in rosie … just like no one is interested in any Tom Cruise movies. OK you two can now ride into to the sunset of ……



    5. 5

      Who wants to watch an angry lesbian with unresolved childhood issues and clinical depression? We want to watch happy lesbians like ELLEN. Seriously, Rosie's rants are scary. What happened to the nice Rosie we all knew and loved???



    6. 6

      It was you,a half naked perez and that anoying animal aka rosie rubbing each other with gravy on a silver platter while devoring and figthing for stuffing, i guess thats what that poor thing uste to be, iam guessing it uste to be miley cyrus…well thanks butt hole and the beast for ruining my sleepy time aka drunken black out time.



    7. 7

      Rosie's next show should be called WHEN ANGRY LESBIANS ATTACK



    8. 8

      THANK YOU,MY WISH CAME TRUE…NOW I WISH THIS LOUD,FAT, LESBO, BITCHPIG WOULD JUST GO AWAY…PLEASE



    9. 9

      Re: DUMBO!!!! – EEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!IS RIGHT!!



    10. 10

      That't too bad!!!1
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      I was loving the choices NBC has been making lately….
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      Zucker and/or Immelt should be on the chopping block for making such a STUPID choice in give boooosie air time.
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      sadly a flunkly making min wages will lose their job b.c of their choices
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      good move nbshit

    11. Klas says – reply to this


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      Thank God!! Can't stand her.



    12. 12

      it was kinda boring. i dont get the whole broadway thing. must be a new york thing. alanis was pretty awesome though.

    13. Pam says – reply to this


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      It's OK, I laugh my ass off at Walters and EH every weekday.



    14. 14

      what a shame.
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      I'm totally heartbroken
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      it was a great show
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      oh Ro, I'm so sorry
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      chin up
      ~you know who still



    15. 15

      Eh, it's too bad… I like the format, reminded me of some of the great comedy skits of former days……. but yeah, it didnt work….. Good try, Rosie. :)



    16. 16

      I think the format of the show…the idea was alright.
      She's just such a bitter, angry woman…and it totally comes across.



    17. 17

      Re: Debaucherina – She never existed. My friend knew people who worked on her daytime talk show when was was known and the Queen of Nice. She told me Rosie was a major bitch and terrorized people who worked on the show. The intern program was even eliminated because Rosie was annoyed by their presence. The only positive about her was that she was genuinely giving and nice to kids.



    18. 18

      Why would you cancel something based on ratings from the night before Thanksgiving? People are traveling, boozing or cooking. Who's prioritizing tv?
      That's silly.
      Who needs tv. I have the blog.
      Yellow.
      -Corinne



    19. 19

      I love Rosie, but even I am laughing my ass off.



    20. 20

      I watched only a moment of the program, it was painful.
      Alec Baldwin was presenting Rosie O with "something she needed for her show", it was a door.
      Very unfunny and awkward.

      The variety show can not be redone, we have moved on as a culture.

    21. SJB says – reply to this


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      I watched 3 mins and am waiting for a refund. I would have rather watch an ape shit. Literally I would have rather watched dung fall out of an ape's ass. Rosie… it's over… You had 18 mins.. pack up your stuff your time is up. Being a bitch to people has its consequences.



    22. 22

      HHA HAA HHAH HAAA! everything this leftist fat fuck gets involved with is a foundamental failure, she's like the most unlikable person in America, why does she keep getting chance after chance to peddle her shit, anybody else with a similar track record would have dissapeared long ago



    23. 23

      Rosie was never that great, she just happened to come along when the country was into loud disgusting fat commedians. I don't know why she keeps getting chance after chance to flop. She must go into these hollywood honcho meeting intimidating and lying that she has a huge audiences with gays and lesbians. Well she was just hit in the face with a ton of bricks. Only a smll percentage of people want to see her large ass. She need to be put out to pasture with Roseanne Barr.



    24. 24

      Tell me please who gives a shit about this woman? It's so over.



    25. 25

      Thats what the Angry dike deserves, I used to love Rosie until she began defending idiots like Alec Baldwin (phone message), and Clay Aiken (blaming Kelly Ripa for hating on gays). I watched the show and tortured myself for 20 minutes….lame ass production from professionals…they shoulda took a bite out of the Carol Burnett show…………idiots!!!!!



    26. 26

      PUT HER ON THE VIEW AGAIN AND HAVE HER KICK ELIZABITCH'S ASS AND I'LL WATCH THAT



    27. 27

      Ha. Ha.



    28. 28

      I forgot 2 watch ! Sorry Rosie.



    29. 29

      What a bummer. I'm a fan of hers but I had NO idea it was on! Maybe it didn't generate enough publicity for the show. Best of luck next time, Ro!



    30. 30

      'all eyes are on them' (the osbornes)-NOT-does anyone even care for the variety show anymore? variety was hurt with donny and marie in the '70's and finally passed away in a painful (but not long) death with the brady variety hour. could they please just let variety rest in somewhyat peace? next thing you know, E! will put on a paris variety show with paris exhibiting all, uhm…..no talent.



    31. 31

      F Elizabitch



    32. 32

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      DEVASTATING!!!
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    33. 33

      Wait she beat David Spade's show Sammy lmao. I like them both anyways. How many of you could get 5 million to watch your asses on tv?



    34. 34

      how gay of her…muahhahahahha



    35. 35

      HA HA.



    36. 36

      Rosie opened the door that allowed you to be on The View, Perez. Where is your gratitude? Wednesday before Thanksgiving is when people are cooking,traveling,or shopping at the grocery store for what they forgot. I missed the first 15 minutes as I was at the store. I enjoyed what I saw but that date didn't allow many celebs that I know love Rosie to appears. Your friend Gloria stuck by her friend, Rosie and Perez YOU should be kinder.



    37. 37

      Horrible, horrible show. Everything about it was bad. The acts sucked, the set looked like some closed down theater and really who wants to watch Rosie. She is a fat, angry woman who hates everyone, including herself. If you want a variety show you want happy and fun - not dark and depressing.



    38. 38

      i feel bad for Rosie, i liked her when she had a show, i didn't even know it was playing, Pretzel didn't even advertise for her at all, i don't recall seeing any commercials for it, i blame the advertising cause if reached me, i would of given it a chance, don't give up Rosie, go with people that love you and are willing to spend the money on advertising and more then just one chance, i dunno, maybe its just not your time right now, i mean you loved Tom Cruise, and no one likes him anymore, do you still like Tom Cruise? i would slowly ween myself back into tv, like a radio show or something eh? eh?



    39. 39

      Thank gawd, she's a bane on society constantly barfing on us. *waves bye byeeee Rosiolahhhh*



    40. 40

      Re: the_executives_wife

      I agree! Not As We by Alanis Morissette was definitely the highlight of the show!!



    41. 41

      They didn't even give it a chance…wtf. I like Rosie. I think she's really smart and real. Maybe people just don't tune in for that anymore.



    42. 42

      I've always had the feeling that she'll end up killing herself. I don't know why and I certainly wouldn't want anyone to commit suicide, but she seems to be a person who has waaaay too many issues, depression, and bitterness.
      Plus she also seems to have a lot of irrational moments. Very passionate.



    43. 43

      What the fuck made the network bigwigs think she was marketable? Stick a fork in her fatass, she done.



    44. 44

      Thank God! I can't stand Rosie!!!!



    45. 45

      Rosie has a fan base of straights and gays that is deeply disappointed this didn't get picked up. :( They thought it was BAD timing to schedule her special on the day before a holiday when people were indeed doing last-minute stuff, including hitting the road (at as low as $1.50 a gallon for gas now, people did!). If NBC really wanted her to have a TV show, they chould have done her better and waited to schedule it on a non-holiday Thursday night after '30 Rock' than the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I thought the special was a fun, nice change of pace (albeit surreal at times) compared to the over-exploited, reality dreck that prevades too many cable channels now. If I didn't love '30 Rock' and SNL, I'd boycott NBC. By the way, not everyone in the media hated it. An 'Entertainment Weekly' blogger seemed to like it, and especially appreciated Kathy Griffin on it, too.



    46. 46

      The 'Fat' and 'Lesbian' comments so often repeated would lead one to think that people had made up their minds about the show before watching it. But having seen the show, I know how bad it was. Try insulting her for more valid reasons. There's plenty of bile on the NBC site as well. I agree that she needs to retire.



    47. 47

      why would anyone watch that fat twat?

    48. ajbwb says – reply to this


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      IT'S THE BEST NEWS SINCE CHOCOLATE PUDDING PIE. EVERYONE IS LAUGHING TUBBIE. YOUR A WASTED SPERM YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BLOWJOB.



    49. 49

      ugh. I watched that crap, against my husband's warning, and I ended up falling asleep after the first 10 minutes. All I could think, before my slumber, was what the hell was she thinking?



    50. 50

      LeoNo'$ Gho$t Bitchtress, look as hot as always. Rosie to me WHIMPED OUT ON THE VIEW. I LOST ALL CONFIDENCE IN HER WHEN SHE LEFT THE VIEW. She should of stayed and held her ground. So, she now is like Tomkitten Cruise. Stick a hot fork in
      them coz THEY'RE DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
      HEHHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWU.



    51. 51

      I love Rosie, I watched the show, and it was a lot of fun!!!! Perez you are a Hater!!!



    52. 52

      Jeez I didn't think it would be that bad but just from reading the reviews it sounded awful and a total mess. Rosie hasn't been the same since she quit her talk show. I think Ellen has filled that niche nicely. Wonder if Rosie resent Ellen?



    53. 53

      AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

      KARMA IS A BITCH ROSIE!

      Watch out Perez, you may be next. I think you are on the 14th minute of your 15.



    54. 54

      i wouldn't watch if rosie has a new show, i didn't like her on the view. btw it's ozzy not ozzie



    55. 55

      If you want to watch a pig grunt and roll around in slop, then save yourself the pain and go to the county fair. At least those pigs are cute!



    56. 56

      NBC, what happened to you? I have no respect left. Someone needs a different job. America is tuning out.



    57. 57

      I knew her variety show wouldn't work! For a variety show to work, the host has to be likeable. And there is nothing likeable about Rosie and her midget arms. I didn't even bother to watch her variety show, I can't stand her. I came across a station and she was on a talk show, and I cringed and changed the station pronto. I can't stand to see or her, she makes my flesh crawl, and it's sooo not cause she's a lesbian. It's cause she's obnoxious and ugly, who wants to see Rosie host a variety show?! I'd rather Richard Simmons host a variety show. He can be obnoxious, but at least he's likeable. Rosie go away forever and ever!!



    58. 58

      SUCKS FOR YOU ROSIE O"FAT! America has seen enough of your big fat smelly lezbo ass, now STFU and go away forever pig!



    59. 59

      is this really a shock to anyone? i hate rosie, she bothers me. she needs to learn to keep her big mouth shut. she said no more tv after the view… so keep your word, dumbass.



    60. 60

      hahahahaha! that picture!



    61. 61

      They should not have cut the part where a bunch of clowns jumped out of her asshole.



    62. 62

      i had the fortunate luck of catching her at the moment she was talking about wearing spanx. YOU'RE STILL FAT AND FUGLY, ROSIE. GIVE UP.



    63. 63

      ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad to see this fat cow bomb once again! Poeple are tired of overweight obnoxious loud mouthed lesbians!



    64. 64

      She is a freakin' idiot! Time to go, Rosie……



    65. 65

      Don't forget the Donald who recognized this no talent cow years ago. See Truth According To T o m I say give "Caz" a show.



    66. 66

      I had heard about this show but I didn't think they would actually attempt to put it on the air as a weekly show. Rosie should just stick to painting.



    67. 67

      AHAHAHAaaaahahahahhhaaaahahaaa………..that's the best news i missed all weekend!!!!!!!!



    68. 68

      Who's idea was a variety show anyways? Rosie needs her own talk show!



    69. 69

      I ama HUGE fan of variety shows and Broadway, generally. I thought Rosie's variety show was just a disaster. The jokes were over-rehearsed and fell flat; the routines were cliche' and boring; the guests tried too hard to make something from nothing; and, overall, it just wasn't very good. The highlight for me was seeing Liza again - and she looked fabulous!

      Everything Rosie touches lately turns to doodie. She will someday learn that taking the "high road" pays off and comes full circle. Ellen learned that lessen many years ago and is now described as classy, humorous and respectful of others. Try it, Ro. Again, "classy, humorous and respectful" of others. If not, just go away and be happy with the success you once enjoyed.



    70. 70

      rofl!!!



    71. 71

      Whats with her complexion all around her mouth area?



    72. 72

      lol GREAT NEWS THERE, THAT WILL KILL HER EGO!!! HOPEFULLY WHOOPI AND JOY FROM THE VIEW ARE NEXT WITH THE BOOT!!!

    73. AMO says – reply to this


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      People are sick of her tired ass.



    74. 74

      When is she going to realize America is tired of fat, loud and obnoxious lesbians? If she could just learn to keep her fucking mouth shut, people may warm up to her again.