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Michael Phelps' Mom Must Be So Proud

Filed under: Zportz > Love Line > Michael Phelps

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We've previously mentioned that Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps has been spending lots of time in Sin City with a Palms casino COCKtail waitress.

Well, things are getting fairly serious for the swimmer and the HOtel HOstess named Caroline "Caz" Pal, according to reports.

Golden Boy brought 'Caz', pictured above, home to Maryland for turkey day!

Mikey's mommy, Debbie, must love what her little boy dragged home.

Really, Golden Boy?

That's what you're settling for? You have your pick of ladies!

Good luck, though, 'Caz'.

May you fare better than that other Palms HOstess, George Clooney's ex, Sarah Larson.

Ahem, get preggers and you'll be set for 18 years!

Gold diggers from around the world must be getting their head shots/resumes/boob jobs all set for the next Palms job fair!

[Images via TMZ.]



102 comments to “Michael Phelps' Mom Must Be So Proud”

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  1. 1

    Mike/e is my dude..don't say shit about him or I'll kill you fuckers.



  2. 2

    first!
    thats all



  3. 3

    oooo



  4. 4

    The picture isn't even showing.



  5. 5

    Cocktail wattresses are great lays and you don't have to buy them drinks all night to get in their pants, just a few tips and hang out till closing time!



  6. 6

    classssy.



  7. 7

    I flippin LOVE michael!!!!!



  8. 8

    Re: JokerBaby – Bring me a shot of Patron.



  9. 9

    ewww…atleast sarah larson was good looking…this girl is nasty!



  10. 10

    She has a good body and all…
    but I really don't think her face is pretty..
    And I don't like the tats..
    She looks like an ugly look-a-like Tila Tequila



  11. 11

    yeah, where's the picture? I wanna see how disappointing she is.



  12. 12

    Nice figure, not sure about her face though. But Phelps isn't exactly good looking either. As long as their both happy, who cares?



  13. 13

    he probably can't pay attention to class for very long.

  14. bee85 says – reply to this


    14

    he's not longer a winner in my book. LOSER!!! and an idiot for wasting his fame instead of doing something positive and at least getting a beautiful, non-trashy girlfriend!!!



  15. 15

    EGADS!!!



  16. 16

    hope their baby's born with a paper bag over its head



  17. 17

    she is ugly



  18. 18

    Ugh! Saw them in today's paper. They look about right for each other……



  19. 19

    Nice going Phelps…you pick a chick with flowers growing out of her ass…sooo classy!!! Just imagine the dude that put them tats on her….up close and personal…



  20. 20

    That girl is not even pretty!!! At least Sarah Larson was pretty and you could see why she was singled out. This girl is ugly and skank looking.



  21. 21

    Re: harrybalsac – harry, you are always such a wealth of information!!



  22. 22

    I'm more into love….lust is for the birds…..BQ

  23. Nicks says – reply to this


    23

    Fugly! Who would touch her?



  24. 24

    I feel bad for her… she has a man-face



  25. 25

    Re: harrybalsac
    SaLaVee



  26. 26

    The bitch has my socks on…



  27. 27

    is she sitting in a bucket to collect all her venereal disease drippings?



  28. 28

    Her face is flat UGH



  29. 29

    He was at MurMur at the Borgata last night



  30. 30

    aww man, yellow fever :-(



  31. 31

    WOW! Check out the Tramp Stamp!That's great b/c my aim ain't what it used to be! Marry a fat, tattooed woman and warmth in the winter, shade in the summer and moving pictures all year long.

  32. SoBeR says – reply to this


    32

    Its sad because you know shes not actually attracted to him. Hes a kid. Micheal is being made a fool. I wouldn't say that if he didn't bring her home for turkey day, but turkey day? Means hes actually serious!



  33. 33

    Re: Big Black Dick – you are so funny, where is Letty? I enjoy reading the posts more than what Perez posts!!!!!!!!!!



  34. 34

    I'd fuck her silly!

  35. sushi says – reply to this


    35

    Looks like some nasty shit that soldiers pick up on duty. Hope Mrs. Phelps has an in-home aids detector.



  36. 36

    She's nasty.
    But Michael Phelps was probably a virgin, anyway.
    He reminds me of my nephew. He could never be accused of being a genius, and one glance at him and his speech impediment tells you he's always been a little clumsy with the girls (as well as words).
    She probably put his first good fuck on him, and now he's "in love". I can't believe he brought the trashy trade home for the holidays. But it could have been worse, it could have been the Jenna Jameson skank or the Annabel Chong gook..



  37. 37

    Incidentally, this one looks pretty much gook, herself. Is her lady-pie sliced side to side ? ;)



  38. 38

    To each his own…I don't think he's unlucky with the ladies after this olympics so others were coming on to him as well but he chose her.



  39. 39

    …damn that girl, she's scandalous.



  40. 40

    looks like he ate chinese for Thanksgiving.



  41. 41

    that's the kind of girl to take home to mom…if your momma were dead.



  42. 42

    Bring her home to Dad. She looks so sweet. See Truth According To T o m



  43. 43

    she is GROOOOOSSSS Ewwwwwww

    that is one won ton noodle id stay away from



  44. 44

    this girl haz a cute body but her face is so fugly



  45. 45

    I can see why he wants to practice his breastroke with the "Caz". everybody in the pool. See Truth According To T o m

  46. auds says – reply to this


    46

    didn't he learn, those kind of trash are only good for fucking and leaving. you don't bring one of them home, omg!!!



  47. 47

    GOOD FOR HER IF SHE CAN MILK HIM FOR WHAT HE IS WORTH..NOTHING WRONG W/ THAT..ITS NOT LIKE HE IS NOT GOING AFTER HER..ITS A GIVE & TAKE THING …LETS BE HONEST..NOTHING WRONG W. A LITTLE GOLD DIGGING !!



  48. 48

    He must have a thing for them Koreans



  49. 49

    Ew nastyness!



  50. 50

    Mike could have his pick… she's a little weak



  51. 51

    so, is this chick posing "in a bucket" because she's about to let out a sequoia? [keyword "watersports" is the operative] how apropos with michael phelps and all… lol. what a CLASS act [wince]



  52. 52

    Oh come on Michael! You train your ass off for years and years to become the first ever Olympian to win 8 gold medals, become the ultimate athlete in your sport and THIS is what you drag in for Thanksgiving??!! I'm sorry but I've seen other photos of this chick and she has all the class of a rat with a gold tooth. Well I'm sure Mama Phelps is over the moon with her golden boy's latest dick accessory. Has Michael's publicist gone on holiday and/or resigned? He's gone from all these squeaky clean wholesome adverts to banging an unattractive drink pourer who has the traditional tramp stamp common to girls in her 'profession'! Oh the irony of the photo of her in a bucket lol.
    Mama Phelps, come get your boy!



  53. 53

    lmao idiot



  54. 54

    Not very pretty. Has a great body though…Sounds like Phelps too..



  55. 55

    SEEN A pic of them together and she is fugly, lets just say that golden lighting and airbrushing really helped her out



  56. 56

    She's OK, Perez. Leave her alone. Everyone can't be perfet looking. Leave Mike alone, he has crazy talent, and you can't say that about very many people.



  57. 57

    She looks hot to me. He's just a stupid pool jockey from Baltimore for god's sake.
    You are just jealous because he does not like doughy fat fruits like you Mario.



  58. 58

    is anyone surprised by the nasty skanky chink? These lazy opportunistic immigrant cockroaches infest our society…kill em all!
    .
    .
    .do we really need another dollar store?



  59. 59

    He couldn't do better than an illegal Asian prostitute? Nice.



  60. 60


  61. 61

    of course she,s proud of her son ;;;just like your mom perez ;;ilove my son the homo!!! merry christmas



  62. 62

    I imagine Mikey could be pretty naive and not yet wise to the ways of the world (or of golddiggers). On the other hand, she could be a really sweet Christian girl who fell in with a bad crowd a few years ago, and is now back in the fold. Heck, she might be doing missionary work there at the Palms



  63. 63

    Good Lord and pass the chicken.
    There was one more Bai Ling / Annabel Chong trog on this planet…..and he just had to find her and bring her home.
    Too many days in Beijing messed his shit up.



  64. 64

    I hope he found, or took, some less whorish pictures to leave with his mom.



  65. 65

    Re: bunsen b – Lololololol.



  66. 66

    Oh Perez leave them alone. Why do you have to call everyone who is a hostess a HO?! It's not necessary. Maybe she is a really nice decent person. Just cause she is hot and works in a Hotel doesnt mean she is dirt or a golddigger. You need to get off your high horse.



  67. 67

    HEY I GOT THE SAME SOCKS AS HER
    I got them at..oh god..where did I get them?
    That famous punk store..has like a million things.
    HOT TOPIC. Ah, yes!



  68. 68

    no comment.
    you'd think that at least michael phelps could do a little better.
    why would he bring such a slutty girl home to his MOM?! such a mama's boy and yet he brings such a whore to his house….
    whatevs.



  69. 69

    Re: Big Black Dick – lol! but the downside: how many STDs do you think that chick has??? if that's contagious, he's screwed in 2012



  70. 70


  71. 71

    i mean SRSLY how many STDs do you think she has?!?! if it's possible to tell if a person has an STD by looking at them, then this chick wins. and those contagious STDs def aren't good for the swimming….looks like Golden Boy is now Last Place Boy….sad, sad.



  72. 72

    I LUV THIS STORY CUZ IT'S SOO FUNNY



  73. 73

    she's hot but looks like a hobag, tired of hearing about phelps



  74. 74

    Ew…



  75. 75

    ACT'S LIKE A BLACK THUG AND DATES STRIPPERS……A TRUE AMERICAN HERO…SEND THIS DUDE TO AFGHANISTAN……..



  76. 76

    Poor Michael - 8 gold medals and he still has a face like a busted arsehole.
    Sure this woman is an opportunistic gold-digging poontang but Asian women have a reputation for being "pleasure princesses" - that combination of down and dirty with innocent and submissive just fries a guys brain a little.
    Besides - she's probably the hottest thing he's had on the old flagpole in years.
    Knock yourself out Golden Boy - just watch out for Golden Babies!!!!



  77. 77

    THIS CHICK WAS A STRIPPER AT THE NORTH HOLLYWOOD DEJA VU. FAKEST MOST BORING PERSON IN THE WORLD.



  78. 78

    Not everyone is like you Fake Perez Hilton!!! And then you talk about equality, like I said before you are Hater!!!



  79. 79

    Hey this is probably the first time in his life he's been able to score. He ain't exactly the sexiest man alive, ya know? Maybe…if he put a bag over his head.



  80. 80

    meh. he could do better.



  81. 81

    After 8 Gold Medals, he can fuk who he wants to. It's nobody's businessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
    If he fuks like he swims…no wonder she followed him home!



  82. 82

    Phelps is an ugly mofo. Just grab onto hos ears and ride em.



  83. 83

    ew; why her?
    someone else would be nice for him- maybe someone with class? :)



  84. 84

    michael could do better



  85. 85

    wwwwwhhhhoooorrrreeee =]



  86. 86

    He is totally nas-tar so she is a "score" for him.



  87. 87

    She isn't very pretty.



  88. 88

    Man..this guy looks like an asshole… Should just shut his mouth and stay away from the media and exotic girl and train a bit instead.. When was the las time he went to the pool??

  89. nh22 says – reply to this


    89

    Re: mblahnikluver

    True, but in this case, the pictures speak for themselves. Trashy. Need I say more?

    Oh, Michael. Is getting a decent date so hard that you have to go out with people like this?



  90. 90

    eww how tacky looking.



  91. 91

    So much hate!! I do agree she is not cute, I have seen amazing looking Asians.
    But whats up with all the hate for Asians??? I think all these people are just talking trash because they are fat, white ho's who cant get there pussies back to size… so many trashy whites ho's everywhere. Who are gold diggers and nasty stinky pussies hanging here and there. Like Paris Hilton, B.S but we never hear anything too bad about them uh Perez..Perez hates Asians….but I do agree this on is pretty stinky ho bag gold digging ho””



  92. 92

    shes ugly i mean michael aint that cute either but come on! she looks T*R*A*S*H*Y!!!



  93. 93

    she does look like a tranny but love is blind, no?



  94. 94

    How disappointing. Phelps seemed like a good guy and I figured he'd hook up with an intelligent, but HOT young woman with some meaning to her life. This chick puts the HO in hostess. A full-ass tattoo?? Wow, that just oozes class. /sarcasm



  95. 95

    I love Michael Phelps.He is really amazing……
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  96. 96

    Not what I thought Phelps would go for but hey it solves the "is he/isnt he dating" question.



  97. 97

    She's the kind you bring to the ho-tel room, not to home to mother. She's super hot, but not good looking.



  98. 98

    Re: PeachHipGirl
    Maybe you should look in the mirror, bitch. What are you? NOTHING. syft.



  99. 99

    Re: blndemoment01
    You stink, get out of the factory. Mike, I want to play swimming games with you. I'll be waiting in your pool.



  100. 100

    phelps is uniquely sexy/hot. the reason he is with her? um…im not sure. nicole johnson was better, aside from the fact she is a beauty pageant girl. guess his taste might change when he gets older and sees how many of these girls are somewhat hoes and maybe golddiggers. she might be a nice girl, but since he seems like the type of person that his mom would have the final say if his lady is a keeper, "nice girl", etc.

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