The Most Amazing Thing Ever (At Least For Today)

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   SHADDUP says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Dude better ask Santa for some Ritilin

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   Filthygorgeous says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Britney's new album is sounding fabulous. A festive Circus - now that's a sure fire winner.

   Jesus, jesus, jesus I'm gonna have that song in my head at work during the 3 hour meeting I have Monda morning! lol.

   I'm not mad at the clip, I'm mad at malls who started blaring Christmas carols on the 1st week of November!! Or the malls who have Christmas carols blaring in bathrooms…that shit is enough to make me go Britney-umbrella-into-car-crazy!

   I think they should play that song on loop for people who queue for miles at malls each year to let some person who isn't paid enough to care, do a half-ass job at wrapping their gifts. I can't understand people who queue to get gifts wrapped! But I digress…

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   Hooray For Domestic Violence says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Thanks for wasting all of our times Perez…..again I must state that your 15 minutes is almost up!

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   Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Like WTF! Don't know what the fuck I am going to say about this except IT SUCKS, and I'm not an insulted christian.

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   la_diosa says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   That was stupid. Perez you owe me a minute and fourty two second of my life back.

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   jolie53 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   uhh…this definitely is not the most amazing thing ever. amazingly stupid, yes. but not amazing. i still love you perez

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   vengance says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   OK MARIO……
   I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED BY THAT FOR MANY REASONS,
   1.) A MORMON PAINTED THE PAINTING USED IN THE SONG…YET YOU APPROVE
   2.) I'M CHRISTIAN…AND HEARING 2 MINUTES OF JESUS CHRIST LIKE THAT IS FUCKING SICK
   3.) I'M CONSIDERING MAKING A YOUTUBE CLIP OF "FAGS SUCK AND SHOULD ALL GET AIDS"
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   WOULD YOU PUT THAT GEM ON YOUR SITE MARIO DISHWASHER?????

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   I'M DONE VISITING YOUR WEBSITE…YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE MAKING MONEY OUT OF THIS…HOW DARE YOU…I'LL GO AND ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VISIT PEOPLE.COM INSTEAD…MUCH MORE RESPECTFUL AND CLASSIER AND NO HATE, INVENTED STORIES, LIES, ETC…
   AND TO THINK YOU SAID U WERE COOL WITH JESUS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT JESUS…POOR YOU…POOR NOBODY.

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   Re: fizgig – I'M DONE VISITING YOUR WEBSITE…YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE MAKING MONEY OUT OF THIS…HOW DARE YOU…I'LL GO AND ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VISIT PEOPLE.COM INSTEAD…MUCH MORE RESPECTFUL AND CLASSIER AND NO HATE, INVENTED STORIES, LIES, ETC…
   AND TO THINK YOU SAID U WERE COOL WITH JESUS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT JESUS…POOR YOU…POOR NOBODY.

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    geena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So NOT amazing.
    Perez you need to stop partying and vacationing so much and update your site more often and not with stupid youtube clips. This site is what made you famous darling and I'm getting bored.

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    ThreeFarmers says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yeah, ok. "Today" is over. You can quit listening to this shit now.

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    kimpy* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a waste of time

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    thebadbary says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lame

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    jes is pmsing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: hank schmank – LOL, such a smaht ass! And thanks a lot, Perez, now I'm going to be humming this in my head all god damn day.

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    EmilieRose says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was… so…. Odd

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    kelliek says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That sounded like someone beating the shit outta a cat.

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    Nicholas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bitch, please…
    i'd rather you just put up a "gone fishin'" sign for a few days then post the foolishness you've been posting. i'm glad you went to MC… it's lovely, but you didn't even mention La Zona Rosa, WTF???
    and this Jesus post was just too much.
    i'm taking a week off from your sight, i need a break from what used to be my break

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    This is opera for the clinically insane.

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    Christabell says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not even funny and beyond disgusting…..I don't even know what to say. And yes, I am Catholic but please…..that is insulting to most faiths. Just horrible.

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    krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    funny zhit
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    after what the
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    Catholic Priestz did to
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    the Children of the World
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    nothing surprizez me◘◘]]]]]]]]]]]]
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    AFTER THIS POST I PROMISE NOT EVER EVER EVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN!!!
    VISIT PEREZ HILTON BLOG AGAIN…I FEEL SO STUPID READING SOMEONE WHO CAN POST THIS UNRESPECTFUL POST AND CONTINUE MY LIFE LIKE IF THIS IS NORMAL!!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT BOY THIS IS NOT… BYE FOREVER!!!!!!

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    Janiek says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why would this be funny? I think it's kind of lame…. Perez you're really cool but this sucks… step it up!

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    BBBoricua says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is this supposed to be funny? You can joke with so many things, so why this? Shame on you…….

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    hillmanorlando says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was so stupid! I can't believe I just wasted a minute and 42 seconds of my life watching that piece of crap!

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    Anix69 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh i get it…you were being sarcastic!

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    ebabymomma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahaha

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    Lola La Pistola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Holy Shit! What the hell was that? Jaysus f*cking Christ!

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    Skiracer019 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If there was something funny after the first 15 seconds I didn't get there…This was by far one of the most stupid posts I have ever seen on any site.

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    That's just wrong. Perez, don't you have standards? Calling little kids bitches and encouraging sacrilage.

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    Philly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think this was disgusting and rly stupid. sry for those who wer entertained by it.

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    Re: geena – Don't like it, leave.

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    RaisinToast says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This post was like a "Fuck You" to the people who visit this site.

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    JamieK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I've never been to a turkey slaughter farm, but I'm pretty sure that is what it would sound like. I'm sure Jesus is real impressed right now.

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    Re: Whoopie Pie –
    same here! both of my dogs woke up and started barking.
    that was so hilariously bad. some people really need to not sing.

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    LOL!!! I couldn't make it through.. but what I did hear was funny.. what made it HILARIOUS was when my puppy looked up and started making concerned whining sounds at it which grew more agitated (at which point I had to turn it off before he got more disturbed)

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    JAD7 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Someone kick me in the face

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    Pervert says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Waterboarding is starting to look real good.

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    Lydia08 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: brooke9 – GET OFF THE CROSS HONEY, WE NEED THE WOOD!

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    is this in an attempt to brainwash me?

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    Re: Nicholas – TRUE

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    Re: RaisinToast – SOOO TRUEEE

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    This is so freakin' stupid. WTF, give me back that 30 seconds of my life you wasted Perez!

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    what the fuck was that

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    JuliaGulia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Isn't it sad that this is the kind of crap Perez takes his time to find on the internet. So pathetic!

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    masterdeluniverso says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was high-larious. It took a while, I couldn't figure it out at first but I couldn't help and LMAO. High five.

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    Re: Ham Bone – Number 13, clearly you two girls are of the Hottentot tribe of Africa, famous for steatopygia and the khoikhoi apron.

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    was that Lady GaGa?

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    XjadorevintageO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    JEEEESSSUUUSSSSS JEEESSSSUUSSSSS!!! *lol*

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    TotoForever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    uh you guys are really dumb. Stop whining just because you felt you lost less than 2 minutes of your life. It wasnt the funniest thing I have seen/heard but it deserves a chuckle or two.

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    Useless

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    You seriously linked to this??

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    Re: xxxstephyxxx – totally, i was thinking the same thing, i`m still laughing my head off

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    Re: Nubian Princess With Dinner Plate – omg, your avatar and name are killing me, thank you

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    Maybe (hopefully) this is Perez's way of thinning the herd of all the fucktards who comment on a website to bitch about the author/visitors of the website. Logic doesn't get any more stunningly fucked in the ass than that.

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    IT was wondergul…..You are really sweetheart Perez….
    Wanna Style your statement and create a musical blog……log on to www.uploaded.tv with your short portfolio.

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    Afed44 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHAT was that? I don't get it. Reject

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    perez=life! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that was so funny, perez im glad u also find this incredible!

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    LisaLu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haa ha!! You iz crazy.