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Trouble in BiHandise

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Love Line > saMAN Ronson

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Is Lindsay BiHan on the road back to peen?

On Thanksgiving Day, saMAN Ronson, was spotted jetting out of LAX all by her lonesome self.

BiHan has been attached to saMAN's side for ages now and to see them apart on a special holiday smells of big time couple trouble to us.

We're guessing that couple's therapy isn't working and the end of the Firecrotch/saMAN union is fast approaching!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

59 comments to “Trouble in BiHandise”



  1. 1

    no one cares



  2. 2

    BooHoo



  3. 3

    Well…nothing last forever…



  4. 4

    Re: anajael – lasts**



  5. 5

    .



  6. 6

    who gives a shit



  7. 7

    suckabagadicks….. oh wait??? hahaha



  8. 8

    hey whatever saMAN got some decent publicity out of it… and then she can watch Lindsay crash and burn with binge drinking and drugs



  9. 9

    :(



  10. 10

    Before I read the headline, I was wondering who the guy in the photo was.



  11. 11

    god look at her outfit. disgusting!



  12. 12

    Keep hoping Perry.



  13. 13

    Re: Xelia Kay
    YOu meAn UG-GA-LY GUY..haha… we hate them perez…they do nothing.



  14. 14

    Nobody cares about these twats…can we boycott them like we did Britney? Pleazzeeeee? just so blah..blah..blah boring



  15. 15

    SHE NEEDS TO JUST OPT FOR A SEX CHANGE OPERATION AND BE DONE WITH IT. SHE IS NEVER GOING TO BE A WOMAN - SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF HER HAVING FEMALE PARTS?



  16. 16

    Fugly!

  17. sushi says – reply to this


    17

    Maybe Linsay ate her out in the morning before she left to travel? Just because she doesn't spead every goddamn waking fucking moment with her doesn't mean they aren't a couple. Don't you give your asscheeks a rest every now and then?



  18. 18

    Who cares?



  19. 19

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  20. 20

    well some couples therapy suggests that the couples give each other space, and let there lover live there own life…..you don't need to be with yours 24/7,….so maybe everything's ok?



  21. 21

    No pie for u dude!

  22. jswy says – reply to this


    22

    oh no!



  23. 23

    SaMAN isn't too ugly for a boy… kind of like Danny from Shot of Love with TilaTequila



  24. 24

    she/he is a douche bag



  25. 25

    SaMan would be great on Shot at Love…..I think she is so nasty, absolute dog fugly; but, that hasn't stopped the producers before….it would be the best trainwreck ever!!



  26. 26

    its not such a major holiday for them, sam isn't even america so why would she celebrate it? come on perez stop shit stirring.



  27. 27

    Damn I fucking thought she was a dude til i read who it was…



  28. 28

    no they can't break up. they r suppose to get married adopt many babies and then hire me as there nanny.



  29. 29

    Samantha left on 26th not 27th….an overnight to Chicago for a gig….so she would have been back for Thanksgiving!!



  30. 30

    Her legs are gross.



  31. 31

    The boy's name is spelled with one 'L'.

    "Calum".

    Just fyi.



  32. 32

    Re: Hollandaise – Gaan we de KLOMPENDANS hier doen? Of toch liever de VOGELTJESDANS? (Wat hebben we toch een GEWELDIG cultureel ERFGOED!)



  33. 33

    samro has gotten way fugly since dating lohan. its like the life has been sucked out of her.



  34. 34

    NOOOooooo! I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!! HANG IN THERE BABES!!!

  35. Kaaa says – reply to this


    35

    Haha Couple Trouble.



  36. 36

    dumb lezbos



  37. 37

    .
    LG IS THINKING OF GOING INTO ADVERTISING DARLINGS!
    .
    .
    HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS SLOGAN???
    .
    "WALMART–WHERE TRASH BUYS GARBAGE"
    .



  38. 38

    looks like more of a real man than you Mario.



  39. 39

    I THOUGHT IT WAS TOPHER GRACE!
    THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!



  40. 40

    Re: Xelia Kay

    Me too! God, could she get any less feminine?? Oh shes butch…



  41. 41

    F U G L Y!!!! N A S T Y!!! C R E E P E R!!!
    She's the poster child for TLC's WHAT NOT TO WEAR



  42. 42

    Umm… This is NOT from Thanksgiving! This is from the day before when she was going to Chicago! She had a gig in LA on thanksgiving! So now whether or not Linds and Sam spent thanksgiving together is not the issue, but rather that your informantion is completely false! THIS FROM NOVEMBER 26th! THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING!



  43. 43

    She is a dark and scary person……She and Perez should date…cause he has Lesbian hips/ass



  44. 44

    saMan Ronson has her sucking fire crotch days OVER!!!



  45. 45

    What is with her and those 80's untied high tops? Girlfriend could use a shower and an update



  46. 46

    Bitch looks ridiculous. Lesbian, straight, bi, whatever. No excuse. She looks like shit. Look in the mirror before you go out.



  47. 47

    Ew! She fully looks like an ugly dude!



  48. 48

    Perez, you're just jealous because Lindsey can GET Peen. Keep working on it sweetie, someday maybe you'll finally have one that isn't your own as well.



  49. 49

    i really like samantha ronson and i like that she embraces her own style and doesn't worry about people have to say about her. rock on, woman!



  50. 50

    Gawd, she's scrawny! Look at them chicken legs! Sam is fleeing the insane high maintenance lifestyle Lindsay created. Nobody will be able to keep that woman happy, thanks to her wonderful stage parents and pre-disposed genetic addiction. Run Sam run!



  51. 51

    For some reason she reminds me of Teena Brandon, the young gal from here in Nebraska who "Boys Don't Cry" was based on - and Lindsay bears a striking resemblance to Teena's girlfriend Lana Tisdel. YIKES!



  52. 52

    Done by December.



  53. 53

    "….on her way back to peen?" That's hilarious.

    Samantha needs to eat a few hotdogs. She's way too skinny. Check out her legs. Make that a dozen hotdogs.

    Girls need meat. Big, fat, juicy meat.



  54. 54

    who cares ……



  55. 55

    Like I said a few weeks ago. Wheres the love between the two? At least she's smart enough to know when to get out of town!



  56. 56

    omg i thought she was a anorsexy man! i can't believe i just went lesbian for a sec

  57. AMO says – reply to this


    57

    Maybe Linz was w/ her fam for Thanksgiving and SamRo had to DJ somewhere???



  58. 58

    Well SaMan is fug anyways.



  59. 59

    Re: Kaaa – Does SaMan even let Linday see her vag or does she wear a strap on every time? Does she even have a vag or titties?