More Proof that Chris Martin's a Socially Awkward Douche
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True > Gwyneth Paltrow > Coldplay
Gwynnie Paltrow probably can't believe that she's married to such a babbling idiot!
Chris Martin recently sat down with The Times of London in Denver, Colorado a few hours before Coldplay's show in the mile high city.
When Martin says he's homesick, the reporter asks him if there's anything he can get in Britain but not America.
The front man responded:
“Laid,” he beams. “Oh, and maybe a Toffee Crisp.”
We feel uncomfortably embarrassed for him.
No wonder Gwynnie is so surly all the time.
Look at what she has to put up with!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 30, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Are you for real Perez? That comment was hilarious. Chris Martin is incredibly down to earth in his interviews.
That wasn't bad at all.
whatever! It was a joke! Gah! Someone is a little jealous of his success…
Poor Gwynnie :[ he's pathetic
I'm sure that was a reference to his wife.
I love his music, but he does seems kind of "douchie"……
"Youre the one that I wanted to find, And how could anybody deny you" 46 ms, bg hmaw. ywlisi
Let me explain; He can get laid in England because thats where his wife is.. What on earth is wrong with that? I think thats a very modest answer.
wow youre an asshole. that was hilarious, it wasnt awkward at all..
I LOVE HIM!!! HI'S THE BEST!!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS EXPECT THE BEST BEHAVIOR FROM EVERYONE????
SOMETIMES YOU ARE ANNOYING TOO!!
ya i think he was referring to his wife or it was supposed to be funny
that wasnt bad at all…it was funny….i find him very down to earth, and not arrogant at all!
i LOVE chris martin…whats your beef with him…..
HAHA!
Funny!
No?
I LOVE CHRIS MARTIN!!
Whats so wrong about that, he was just being funny!
That's just the english sense of humour, you Americans don't get it.
I don't see the problem…..unless she is in America with him.
What the Hell? I really don't get what was wrong wiv that answer?! Seriously, sort it out!
Re: chocolatefudgebrownie – So true!
……PEREZ……wot de………..YOU HAVE LOST IT……….
Perez, your favorite band is Jonas brothers.
So SHUT UP. You dont know good music and Chris martin is funny.
How you ever heard an american celebrity answer like that. The man has balls not you
At least he's claiming to keep it in his pants while on tour. As the x of a musician, I can tell you, this is a good thing!
chris martin was funny, you are not.
Perez.. that is English humour.. Americans don't get anything unless it has a gag reel.. that is why American humour is crap
embarrassed for him?! What about Gwynnie–she won't even sex up her own rock star husband–she's weak,and i bet she's totally uptight and controlling in the sac. I feel bad for him…
I don't get it…what was so bad about that?
Re: Love will tear us apart – oooo joy division lover too??!
I think he was trying to be funny! It was hilarious! He would not say that if
it were true.
Why is it embarrassing that he wants to sleep with his wife? And I love that you make Chris Martin, a genuinely nice guy, seem like a 'douche' for being witty and fun in an interview. He donates a shitload of money to charity, is a loyal father and husband…. but you'd rather idolize Madonna (even though she's a fucking BITCH). I usually agree with you, Perez… but it's time to leave the nice people alone, and spend your time hating on people that actually deserve it. BTW, if you read the entire interview, that sentence is quite funny in context.
perez you homo
how dare you talk about chris martin
u lose points for that one
LOL!!! At least he is honest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
very honest answer from what i can tell…
HE HAS ALWAYS COME ACROSS AS A….DUMBASS !! NOT TO MENTION FUG LOOKING: FUG FACE, FUG HAIR AND FUG BODY W/ SOME MUSICAL TALENT
I didn't mind it. After all that means he isn't looking to get laid over here so is true to Gwyneth…..your comment is overblown.
I think it's called sarcasm.
More proof that the rest of the world is smarter than Americans.
OMG Perez I absolutely lov Chris Martin. For someone who keeps up with the celebrities you should at least know his wife is in Britain. That is just telling us he doesn't cheat on her. You read into things way to seriously. TOTALLY not a DOUCHE!!
I thought it was funny! You have to calm down… it's only British humour.
I'll take the Toffee Crisp over Gwynnie, like fuckin' a sack of sticks!
I don't understand why you say that's ackward. I think it's funny.
He was just being silly…I love him =]
ummm…. I think you mean "Coffee Crisp"
transparently envious, jealous and trite, classic porcine Perez.
That's Gwen's prob. He writes good music, unlike the usual Miley Ciruses, who want to spend the rest of their lives photographing themselves in the bathroom mirror with their cell phone and call themselves artists.
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LG CAN PICTURE HIM DATING SLUTTY CYRUS SOMEDAY!
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Wow Perez, I don't understand why this is so bad. He was referencing his wife and there was nothing wrong with that. I think if anything it speaks well that he is faithful to her. You can't always expect perfect behavior from everyone. You don't always say the right things either.
Don't tell me you're hatin again! Can't see anything wrong with that comment…
London over America any day! Word up eh. You clowns down there are NOT the centre of the universe as you've been taught to think you are. Believe it or not, there are people who could give a rat's ass about America. I know…hard to fathom isn't it.
what the fuck perez he was poking fun at himself. His since of humour is really sarcastic like that how is the fucking a "douche" move? why the fuck are you always hating on him and his wife? read some other interviews with him and you'll maybe take a crack at his humour. fuck off!
I think that's cute!
oh and perez we all no your an unhappy fat fuck who can't get laid anywhere britian or the us (not like chris) so why don't you take your tiny dick somewhere else and hate another person
I don't really care about the comment, but there are rumors he cheated on his wife with some English Lawyer. Their marriage has looked shaky for years.
I think he FUNNY !! Get a sense of humor dude…
Geeez, loosen the bone Wilma! It was a joke! A damn funny joke.
Sorry but Chris Martin is not a DOUCHE at all!!!!!! I love him and Coldplay, Chris call me!!!!!
Adorably cheeky.
cause his wife is in london?
lol. funny.
I thought it was pretty clever! Perez, you pick the weirdest things to get ill-humored about.
what's wrong with the comment?
i thought it was quite funny.
methinks SOMEONE is just a little jealous of Mr. & Mrs. Martin, ehhhhh!?
That was a funny thing to say. What does Perez care about Gwyneth-he makes fun of her all the time-now its "poor Gwyneth". Give me a break.
At least he didn't say something tedious, like "national healthcare."
PEREZ! Is it the only picture you have for Chris Martin & the Coldplay.
Because, thyis one was taken in 2005.
Good God Perez, that was hysterical. "Gwynnie"???? would have ended herself laughing - what has happened to you since you became famous?
C'mon Perez, he ment that in England he gets laid because thats where he's wife is!!! He was being sarcastic. He is intelligent, and judging by your idols (The Jonas Brothers and Paris Hilton) you do not like intelligent people.
And by the way, he is very hot. And sexy. And perfect.
And I love him…
Not a kitkat chunky? Man, I'd fly miles for one of those and fuck Chris Martin.
Re: TrickSlut – Really, Did Gwyn ever think she was gonna get any better? Yeah, she did think so for a time but those guys are now with pretty girls. She thought she actually had a shot of being the Princess of Spain awhile back there. Ba-ha!
Re: PeachHipGirl – Yeah, then explain NYC. Is that not the center? And Paris is next in line, not London, sour grapes. Tokyo even beats out London.
i don't get it…why is he a douche? because he wants to get "laid" he means in refference to his wife and for the tofee crisp maybe they're authentic in Britian…
oh bother… chris martin was just making a 'couple-y' joke and it was funny… if he were a douche he would have switched around his words. silliness.
Chris Martin always has a sarcastic sense of humor you obviously dont get it!!! He is super sexy and Coldplay rock!!!!! I love Chris Martin. Perez when are you going to get over your Gwyneth and Coldplay hating ways!!!!
Perez, you big headed dork, you're the socially awkward douche! That was a joke, fat head. You're just have the dildo too far up your arse to get it.
Chris Martin is hot and a very funny, cool guy. I thought it was rather funny, but, then again, I don't have a 12 inch dildo up my arse.
Re: jjrock –
Its "poor Gwyneth" now because she is friends with Madonna, who Perez can't stop sucking up to.
oh man…this dude sucks…..his band totally sucks….and now i hear im going to have to put up with this bullshit to go see Jigga live?????
"ladies and gentlemen….it NAPTIME….with your hosts….coldplay."
Re: jamjam29 – when they stop sucking so hard
Re: PeachHipGirl – not at all…..just like its not hard to fathom jealous bitches like you…..
LICK IT UP BABY….LICK-IT-UP!
Re: PeachHipGirl – everyone should give a rats ass about america….especially you bitch….
who's gonna watch your back when the shit hits the fan????
….oh thats right…its us….here in America…..
and whatt happens here effects EVERYONE…..
again….LICK IT UP
Guahahaha gueón maricón xD
HE ACCTUALLY LOOKS GOOD IN THAT PICTURE
well like Gwyneth is very entertaining… she is a lame stuck up bitch so i think they truly deserve each other i hope they stay together forever and bore each other to death!
wait, what's so embarrassing about saying that? you should be asking why gwyneth paltrow is going through some sort of midlife crisis and dressing like a slut.
lmao, wow perez. what is so douche-y about that? cut the guy some slack. chris martin is awesome.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – The fact that you actually believe that the U.S. in somehow the centre of the Universe only goes to confirm the "Ugly American" is still alive and well. Good on ya.
for being an anglophile, you sure don't understand british humor. do the brits ever edit themselves? no. they can say whatever they want over there! that was pretty tame. & chris martin's a genius
What a douche!
what an ass
Most true artists are.
Actually, i thought it was funny. I think the real socially awkward douche is yourself!! The comments and bashing you made about Tokio Hotel at the ema awards was unprofessional and very immature of you!!! At least they handled and put up with your high school behaviour like mature young men!!!!
For heaven's sake Perez, whassup with you today? That was actually quite amusing. And for the record, I'm American, I "get it" and I laughed, so there!
Agreed douche douche douche. Plus who said you could wear basquiat t-shirt?
Aww I thought that joke was cute! He was obviously referring to his wife.
I don´t see what´s wrong with his answer. He´s super extra talented, very bright and has an incredible charisma with his fans in his concert.
He´s absolutely amazing.
I'm not a Coldplay fan at all, but come on Perez. You're reaching here.
Re: Mistress – Hey British, your cuisine stinks and your women have big, Roman noses, blue bug eyes and a hole in the mouth for lips. Not known for their beauty. Your clothing/fashion design stinks as well. You'll never be the Germans, French, Japanese or Americans! Now go eat your bland food.
I'd fuck him
Re: thisissabatoge – hahaha agreed
his chin is crooked
What are you talking about, Perez? He's an ass because he made a joke???
He's awesome, and FUNNY! And I like that he is down to earth.
Perez is right-on.
No caring husband would say this, ever. Obviously trouble in that marriage.
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Sorry Perez, but this shows that you just do not understand intelligent humour.
I thought he and Gwyneth had a home here in America???? Can't he get laid there? BTW, he can get a Toffee Crisp at a World Market store - they carry a lot of the English candy bars (Toblerone, Cadbury, etc.)