Eva Longoria's a Closet Smoker
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Eva Longoria was in Puerto Rico this past weekend for a girlfriend's wedding and, boy, was she smoking like a chimney!
This picture officially kills the pregnancy rumor.
Why don't you ever show off your dirrrrrty habit here in Hollywood, Eva?
Gross.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: December 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm
She was in my beautiful Puerto Rico for the wedding of Roselyn Sanchez and Eric Winter.
EWWWW
Maybe she did it to kill the pregnancy rumor?!?
Gross… I agree!
Perez, Your actually a nice guy but Jesus Christ on a moped, will you stop being that tongue clicking, sighing, admonisher of everyone on the planet. If your not going "ew" because somebodys smoking, or complaining because their dress upset you, youre do the extreme opposite kissing that piece of dried up grissle Madonnas bony ass. Just lighten up sometimes will ya??
Did you think that maybe that is her way of shutting the media up about the pregnancy rumors?!
shes probably smoking to stay skinny during the pregnancy…
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First! That's gross that she smokes!!
maybe she's smoking to lose her "fat", after all perez thought she was preggers tisk tisk tisk
dirty shit… she shouldt smoke, shes HOTT
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SMOKE. DON'T THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR HEALTH?
Shut the hell up Perez. Just because someone smokes doesn't mean they're a bad person. Everyone has a bad habit, I'm sure you have yours, if people smoke, it's their choice. Don't judge them because of that.
fuck perez. why don't you give the same negative press to young boys that you like who smoke? such as the kid from twilight? oh right. you don't have to answer that. we all know why.
She lost all sex appeal she had sometime LAST YEAR!
Yeah, like smoking poles is SOOO much better for you.
wow. perez..im surprised you didnt mention heigl and her habit of color-coordinating her lighters to her outfits.
you're slacking.
i'd rather smoke than be a pedo… PEREZ
Why is it that you only target the women who smoke Perez????
smoking is sexyyyyy, it kills, but we're all going to die, might as well be sooner than later!
teeth rot!!!
She is nasty…
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She makes angelina actually look hot….that is the level of nasty she is at…..
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will she ever work again once that stupid show goes off the air?
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oh shit…..i may get kicked out for that one….she is very popular with the gays…..
Suddenly, I don't 100% hate her anymore. Now if only she developed a personality.
Girls weekend is just that….GIRLS!!!! BACK OFF BITCH (wannabe)!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up w/ your "icky, they're smoking" shit. how would you like it if someone was telling you "you need to stop that nasty being gay stuff. its so groooooss."? just stop it. NO! NO! BAD!
Re: ribbontie – amen
Re: I AM THE QUEEN! – no carbs….no fat….no calories…..yeah….
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and if we are not counting fungus and certain std's…..
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then yeah….i think smoking poles are much better for you…
yea yea…..smoking kills…blah blah……….some of us can actually enjoy an occassional smoke….most countries actually sell them by the 5 pak to accomodate our occasional puff……big fucking deal………..btw…..ass sex can kill ya too
SMOKING IS DISGUSTING!
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ENJOY YOUR "CAT BUM" MOUTH YOU FILTHY SMOKERS!
Gross. What is with Hollywood and smoking…don't they understand it causes premature aging on the inside and out?? Quit for vanity's sake at least.
Re: mamajud – Occasional smoking not too bad, but not good…the chain smokers gross me out! Don't smoke Mama!!!
- love your favorite Monkey
Perez, I'm sure some of the things you do are just as bad if not worse for your body. Don't judge, take a look at yourself.
Valid point about Eva Perez but why not have a b*tch about some of the boys too Monsieur Hilton?
I have just finished reading an interesting article about Perez in a back edition of Rollingstone magazine; this guy is one tough cookie to be sure and has triumphed against the odds. Kudos to you Perez; I can't say that I always get the 'rants' that you pen but you got the X factor in truckloads!
Love and a hug,
Dave.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – no offense kittykat….just sick of P's hypercritical
high horse……….muah
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOT!
oohh i love smoking!!haha i'm bein serious! i LOVE it! its gross and smells gross but i love it! i quit 3 years ago when i got pregnant tho, probably why i love it wich by the way does NOT officially cancel out preg rumors??? you'd be suprised by how many nasty women walk around IN PUBLIC pregnant and smoking! they dont give a shit!!
PEREZ, THIS IS PROOF THAT NOT ALL SKINNY WOMEN WITH A TINY TUMMY POOCH ARE PREGNANT. YOU'LL KNOW IF SOMEONE IS PREGNANT SOON ENOUGH! STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEIR BODIES.
Who cares if she smokes? Her choice. Stop being such a stick in the mud Perez.
Your precious Robert Pattinson smokes… don't see you calling him out though???
Will you puleeeeze look at the big, fake, hard as a rock, unrealistic, purple boob over her right shoulder.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – don't worry about me sweetie…..i used to keep a pack in the freezer……..my last one took me a year to get through………..moderation is key!
Re: Lulustre – dontcha know…….bad boys are a turn on…lol
NEXT PEREZ!
Re: mamajud – HEY, WHAT DOES PUTTING THEM IN THE FREEZER DO? I HAVE A FRIEND WHO DOES THAT…AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK
Perez, who cares if she smokes! It is her body and her life. Leave her alone!
She is smoking weed Perez……btw Perez after you lost weight you have old lady legs and hips. EWWWWWW please get rid of them along with your big ol crooked horse tee and is your hairline receeding from all the color you have put on it??? You have a somewhat inbred look in your eyes too. Were your parents 1st cousins?? Smoke some weed and quit being a hater thunder thighs Mr Ed toofies lookin Hogan relative lookin Paris Hilton wannabee….PEACE OUT!!!!
She is way Over Rated anyways!
Fudge-packing is gross too.
Re: Day Shift Stripper – Re: Day Shift Stripper – Re: Day Shift Stripper – Re: Day Shift Stripper – D.S.S., maybe you should read through a bit more of Perez's blog; a popular perception of the guy is that he always b*tches, moans, criticizes and rips female Hollywood apart; but look deeper. I am surprised at times how balanced Perez is with some of his articles. The blog reads more like US Weekly at times which can be pithy, clear and straight out informative.
Sure, Perez writes with a knife at times but at least he has the b*lls to do it in a public forum and not hide behind doors. If he really says what he thinks and is willing to put up with the consequences then I think he should be applauded for this and not kicked around. Long live freedom of speech, and those who are willing to take the blows for speaking their minds!
I wanna see the photos of Obama sneaking out behind the White House to grab a smoke.
EW THATS NASTY.
I just lost a lot of respect for her. I hate filthy smokers!
CHANGE THE POST!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – keeps 'em fresh…….pardon the oxymoron……..stale smokes are just not worth smoking
maybe she did it cause all u do is focus on her weight
SICK!!!!
she obviously took this as an opportunity to kill the rumors.
Re: Fatherspirit – right, at times he's quite tame. maybe because of all the dumb shit he claimed the last weeks.
he's not a nice guy and he's not very intelligent. he knows how to rule the mob, naaah maybe sometimes he's got a slight clue of ruling, but in fact he makes a claim, then everybody disagrees, and he will go on for about 2 weeks to find "evidences". he never says sorry, but sometimes he changes direction, yes.
having an opinion is great and to say so and to take the critics is always a plus, but in some ways he's a real hater and just won't get the "thruth".
god almighty! stop with the smoking kills rants! it's a free friggin country! you choose to be gay and others choose to smoke! you can chastise smokers but GOD FORBID someone says something negative about gays…fucking hypocrit!!
Perez says: "Why don't you ever show off your dirrrrrty habit here in Hollywood, Eva?"
Because the constant comments she will get from the likes of you who try to make the whole world into a no fun zone. Let her smoke if she wants to.
Personally I think cigarettes don't taste very nice. There are way better ways to enjoy tobacco.
i smoke half a pack a day whats that make me
oh my, people smoke cigerettes ::gasp:: Get over yourself. People smoke and know what the consequences are, but it doesn't mean you should judge them anymore than some celebrity who fake and bakes (that causes cancer too). You just jumped on the healthy bandwagon and think your the health guru god or something. Anyone who spends time judging ppl who smoke, needs to get a more interesting life.
Re: mamajud – Now I know…thanks! I wish Perez would change the post!
Re: LiLu Multipass – NOBODY IS JUDGING IT'S CALLED HAVING A FUCKEN OPINION…PISS OFF!
No wonder why she is only 5 feet tall she probably started smoking at the age of 2 years old……………..loser
Re: Strangertolove – Don't worry. We don't like anal retentive sqaures like you.
Who cares what she does. She was clearly on vacation back off.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Wow you moron! What the hell do you think a opinion is…I'll answer it for you…it's when someone judges someone or something enough to make a biased statement about it based on their subjective reality.
puff…puff away…..pretty soon 1 less celebutard to deal with…
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puff..puff..puff
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keep on puffing
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A year and a half ago - I was on a flight from NYC to LAX - Eva Longoria was standing next to me at baggage claim, with her phone attached to her ear and a cancer stick in the other hand. I waited about 20 minutes for my bag - and in that time she had like 3 cigarettes. Eww….
So I think that she's been smoking for a while - and she's probably not pregnant and was really fat (smoking makes you keep on the pounds and in a not cute way).
NEXT ALREADY!
look whos talking. Your the one who likes it up the ass
Why would you want to smoke its disgustin , thumbs down
Well she is not obsessed with 15 year old guys, she is not calling a teenage slut or being a freaking homophobic… stealing paps pics, insulting celeb kids or calling them names like sunday roast or other idiotic things so get over it and let her be!
Re: LiLu Multipass – ARE YOU REALLY THIS DUMB? JUDGING AND OPINIONS ARE NOT THE SAME THING…THEY CAN INTERTWINE BUT ARE DIFFERENT! WOW…YOU'RE A REAL DUMBFUCK!
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AN OPINION IS A VIEWPOINT AND NOT ALWAYS BIASED AS YOU STATED!SAVE THE BULLSHIT AND GO SMOKE ANOTHER JOINT!
Perez, get off the smoking shit. Anybody get a picture of you bending over lately?
Some people smoke, Perez, and some people like yourself eat too much, dress horribly, take it up the ass, kiss ass, never stand their ground esp. when payment is involved, are hypocritical, and have piggy noses. So, hmmmm… I wonder. You know what they say, a female smoker will outlive a fag spic male 99 times out of 100! Granted, I think smoking is gross just as much as the next person but your "gossip" column has turned into nothing more than a bashing column… it's tres boring. So are you.
Re: LadyJane25 –
Additionally, a big fucking HA HA HA to all the people who just swore on their lives she was pregnant. This just goes to show you we live in a societ where a female celebrity is NOT ALLOWED to have any stomach whatsoever. I'm surprised there isn't a surgery to remove stomachs altogether. Perez is a classic hypocrite here too. He acts like he's pro human rights, but when that human is a celebrity female with a stomach that only APPEARS to be a size 4 and not a size 0, Perez becomes the antiChrist.
What about the Paris Hilton wannabe with old lady thighs?? He is really not a nice person. He is in need of psychiatric help!!!!! a real nutcase…most likely it is Bipolar and a bit insecure too! Get on some meds Paris wannabe
HEY…..MARIO….. YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA AN ADMITTED SMOKER, MARIJUANA USER AND COCAINE USER…
BUT….BUT…"CHANGE IS GOOD" BUSH DRANK AND SMOKED…BUT HE'S "EVIL"
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WELL….I GUESS ITS OK FOR OBAMA TO DO THAT SHIT….BUT NO ONE ELSE
OBAMA IS THE MESSIAH!!!!!
FUCKING HYPOCRITE……
Re: Day Shift Stripper – thats freaking hilarious and true…dont forget Paris' bony ass too
Mario must be having QUADS!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT BELLY AND THOSE THUNDER THIGHS!!!!
So what she's a closet smoker …you're a Pickle smoker! You might get mouth cancer sucking cock…dillhole
Wow. Ya know people DO smoke when they're pregnant. I mean, I don't know if she is or isn't, doesn't matter to me. People even *gasp* drink when they're pregnant. Duh.
PEOPLE WHO SMOKE ARE AS GROSSER AS THAT DISGUSTING CANCER STICK SHES GROSS!!
i am an ex smoker so major yucks to eva, if i can quit so can she, and as far as up the poop shoot, well i am a girl and i like it so you bitches should try it some time, its pretty sezxxxy
Perez is censoring our posts! The freedom of speech is violated on this blog..
I guess we can’t speak freely out of our minds… Such a shame, and I almost believed in you P…
Good for her. Makes me like her a little more - she's got a little funk going on. Perfection doesn't always mean you're going to live to a 100.
ewww, she just went down quite a few notches in the sexy department for me..
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MANY BELIEVE SARWHORE'S QUEERFACED HUBBY IS A CLOSET
POLE-SMOKER!!!
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Re: vengance –
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SHUT YO FUKIN MOUTH ASSHOLE!!!
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Re: ShakeYourkitty – #21.
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MUY CALIENTE DARLING!
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Re: itsbritneybiatch –
My daughter in kindergarten can write more coherently than you. Are you an immigrant?
Perez is burning!! And why? The guy is angry, p*ssed off and full of pain! I reckon he targets female celebrities especially they are getting so much of the attention from the wider male population. Reason for targeting?: Extreme jealousy.
Being blunt here; if Perez got laid/loved more he wouldn't be so full of spite and nastiness and he wouldn't be so extreme in his attacks. Lighten up America, you've created a culture where the 'straight, white man' is God (Yes, even still).
P.S. And besides, maybe Eva left the nicotine patches at home by accident
also being overweight is unhealthy too perez, I am not sure which is worse so you shouldnt judge
oh please. people smoke, get the hell over it. you condone drinking alcohol like there's no tomorrow, which by the way ruins your liver, and condemn a woman for smoking. both are unhealthy so you have no room to talk.
I can't stand people who see you smoking and they say stuff like "gross" or "you know that is bad for your health" or they just give you a nasty look. I wanna smack people in their faces when they say that to me. If you don't like it, that is your problem…but don't pass your opinions of smoking onto me…it's annoying to smokers FYI!!!
Re: vengance –
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UNREPENTANT NON-ENTITY!!!!!
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Re: jazzmony – YOUR BREATH PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE A BAG OF LIT UP CANCER STICKS!
YOUR GROSS!
'Eva Longoria was in Puerto Rico this past weekend for a girlfriend's wedding and, boy, was she smoking like a chimney!'
Gotta leave this site and do some work but Perez, when the hell has one photographed puff of a cigarette been likened to a 'chimney'? Get real bud.
Longoria's battle with smoking has been in the media for years now, it's hardly a secret!
Still love you P.H. but would like more balance. Dave.
put something new on here you fucker! ive been looking at fuck eva longoria for like 87 minutes bitch.
Perez there's all sorts of people saying you do crystal meth and that's WAY , WAY more gross than smoking.