Eva Longoria's a Closet Smoker

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Eva Longoria was in Puerto Rico this past weekend for a girlfriend's wedding and, boy, was she smoking like a chimney!

This picture officially kills the pregnancy rumor.

Why don't you ever show off your dirrrrrty habit here in Hollywood, Eva?

Gross.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Dec 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm / Email this  »

    164 comments to “Eva Longoria's a Closet Smoker”

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    1. 101

      Re: RDRH – That was vile but funny.

    2. RDRH says – reply to this


      102

      Re: itsbritneybiatch

      I think you mean you're (you are) gross. How old are you? You sound poor.



    3. 103

      what the fuck, WHO CARES?? To each his/her own, at least she's doing it outside and by herself. Mind your own BIZNATCH, Perez.



    4. 104

      One ciggie doesn't make her a "closet smoker." I used to smoke, but I quit and now, on very rare occasions, I have what I call a "stress smoke." Having something in my hand helps to calm me a little. Perhaps that was all it was.

      Or maybe she just wanted to have ONE and so she had it and that was it…it happens…get over it.



    5. 105

      BTW, VERY cute dress, Eva!!!



    6. 106

      who cares if she smokes???



    7. 107

      Re: RDRH – ARE YOU A FUCKEN MORON? WTF DOES BEING AN IMMIGRANT OR NOT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? STFU YOU IDIOTIC DOUCHE!



    8. 108

      Re: I AM THE QUEEN! – yeah..lol..and men plunging their peens into a shit tunnel is way grosser than a person smoking. last i heard ya couldnt get aids from smoking cigs.



    9. 109

      smoking isn't healthy but it can be hot. why else would eva smoke?!?! :P



    10. 110

      Re: itsbritneybiatch It's people like you, who give Britney fans a bad fucking name and make people think we are all retarded.. I know, I know.. the fact that she lip synchs and is a crazy bitch etc. doesn't help either lmfao =P STFU and don't start on me with that one people ;) But back to your ass.. seriously.. go get Firefox or some shit, it will automatically correct spelling errors for you.. won't fix the fact you sound like a 12 yr old with fucking mental issues but atleast you can sound like a moron who knows how to spell ;) Now if they only made something that corrected grammatical errors for me.. the world WOULD be a better place ;)



    11. 111

      I completely agree, it is really gross. Anyone who doesn't agree is probably a smoker and they're in denial.



    12. 112

      Maybe it's nothing but a little Mary Jane??

    13. sushi says – reply to this


      113

      Smoking is less dirty that putting your dick in some guy's ass.



    14. 114

      blehhhh



    15. 115

      YOU SUCK PUTO PEREZ!



    16. 116

      Re: Kate27 – YOU ARE SO RIGHT ON!!! He is pathetic. AND he has old lady hips and thighs….horse teeth to match!!!



    17. 117

      MARIO CAUGHT SMOKING METH WITH CARROT TOP

    18. AMO says – reply to this


      118

      You don't know about the party smokers, Perez? I'm guilty of both right and lefties…



    19. 119

      CENSORSHIP ON MARIO"S SITE



    20. 120

      Anyone notice that that the advertisers on Mario's site is a step below VALUE CITY which went out of biz……..



    21. 121

      revengeperez.com



    22. 122

      yuck - her breath must smell like feces…..I don't know what Tony sees in her really. No guy in his early 30's is going to want a wife who is 40.



    23. 123

      Who fuckin cares if she has a smoke. The majority of celebrities are "closest smokers". It's their lives. Who the fuck cares?



    24. 124

      she definitely is doing it so people stop saying she is pregnant.



    25. 125

      Re: vengance – Bush was a coke fiend! And, he is an alcoholic. Obama is normal and had the openness to discuss his past. Not wait for it to be exposed!
      You are standing way to far away from that freeway! Get a little closer, closer, now try to cross like frogger used to! Splat! Another waste of space eliminated!



    26. 126

      Re: Sweetpiece – #126.
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      ROTFLMAO!
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      "Splat! Another waste of space eliminated!"
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      SWEETPIECE LG JUST LOVES YOU DARLIN'!
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    27. 127

      Re: vengance – bush drank, smoke, and had a healthy addiction to cocaine….
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      just give up…..stop trying to defend someone who is not defendable…..it makes you look really sad……
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      LIVE IN THE NOW! (waynes world)



    28. 128

      Re: MOMMIE DEAREST – you are an idiot……truly….you are…
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      In some species you would be picked off before being allowed to mature….
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    29. 129

      ummm … I can't imagine why she'd want to keep that a secret …



    30. 130

      ummm … I can't imagine why she'd keep this in the closet… I have no clue … ew!!



    31. 131

      Unfortunately, this photo does not 'kill the pregnancy rumor.' Many, many women choose to smoke during pregancy!



    32. 132

      i'd rather smoke than take it up the ass



    33. 133

      I knew that ages ago like 3 years man keep up you are slacking!!!



    34. 134

      SMOKING USED TO BE SO POSH WHEN BETTE DAVIS AND THE OLD HOLLYWOOD STARS USED TO DO IT….THEY HAD SUCH CLASS!



    35. 135

      i don't smoke but i find it much grosser to watch fat people like you perez shovelling more fat down your gullet.. ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! and with all the pollution in the world.. we all inhale nasty LA drivers fumes anyway!

      Enjoy your MacDonalds you fat arsed PORKER! OINK OINK!!!!!!!



    36. 136

      perez i love you but what's with all the smoking hating? we all know its bad for us yet we love it anyway. if there's one thing i hate is a self righteous non-smoker! i know you make a living not caring what other people think but stop acting like smoking is some moral issue. i'm so over it!
      you still rock tho and that farewell to mexico video was GENIUS/bizarre/hilarious.



    37. 137

      Ella es mastuerza.



    38. 138

      YUCK!!! Another reason not to like her, along with how she pimps out her retard sister, thinks she's the greatest actress and thing since sliced bread and shamelessly touts her cougar marriage to Tony "Totally Whipped" Parker!! She's so annoying and gross - her nasty breath, yellow fingers and teeth and stinky clothes all from smoking. Tard.



    39. 139

      My Aunt Gladys is getting her voice box cut out becoz of cigarettes. They told her if she didn't remove it, that she would sufficate. She still got to enjoy the cigs for 50 yrs. It will be sad not to ever hear her talk again. I'm sure she's getting ready to exist this place.



    40. 140

      Eva Longoria is so pretty….looking hot…
      Wanna meet more hotties..simply log in to www.uploaded.tv



    41. 141

      I don't think it's a secret she's a smoker. You can find it all over the internet. She tried to quit in the past, I'm surprised she's restarted the habit. I personally don't care. Smoking is just as harmful as eating junk food and fast food on a regular basis, but smoking is sexier. Leave a girl alone. It's not like she smokes on a regular basis. Lay off, and analyze all your own lives before judging hers.



    42. 142

      Re: LiLu Multipass – you are annoying me….piss off…



    43. 143

      Re: animal. – you say that now….in public…but after a six pack….your tune will change…they all do….
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      str8 boys are soooo easy….



    44. 144

      Re: ShakeYourkitty – ooooohhhhhh,now you've hurt my feelings..wahwahhwahh..lol,truth hurts dont it?



    45. 145

      OMG! So she smokes! Enough already! Some people smoke & some don't - get on with it…



    46. 146

      Re: swthrt – havent i told you to fuck off and die like three times now???
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      what are you waiting for….?



    47. 147

      Oh my God, she smokes!!!! Alert the media!!! Something besides the pollution, shit in our foods, etc., will kill her…………blah blah blah



    48. 148

      shes probably doing it to prove shes not pregnant



    49. 149

      Hawt dress!



    50. 150

      FUCK YOU AND YOUR ANTI SMOKING PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!



    51. 151

      Mario
      OMG! You've exposed someone in Hollywood as self-indulgent and stupid. Who knew such behavior took place? Mr Pulitzer, here I come…



    52. 152

      Perez you really need to get off your high-horse. People smoke. It's an addiction.

      P.S. No I don't smoke.

    53. EatMe says – reply to this


      153

      A lot of celebs smoke, including your beloved Brad Pitt.



    54. 154

      hygiene critiques from someone who goes ass to mouth? just remember the next time you say a smokers breath smells like shit what you're actually comparing it to.



    55. 155

      Why do you have to hate on the women on this site? So what if she smokes. I'm sure you have a disgusting habit or two you'd like to hide.



    56. 156

      Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans!
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      KISSES YOU DARLING!
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      LG COULD HARDLY STAND YOUR ABSENCE!!!
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    57. 157

      Image=bAd
      I don't know…..
      Eva L faded into the background



    58. 158

      everyone's allowed once in a while



    59. 159

      Even if she wasn't smoking she still would look fug.



    60. 160

      I'd rather smoke than get screwed in the bootie.



    61. 161

      Seriously? Who the hell cares. Every, yes EVERY hot bitch in Hollywood smokes, want a list?
      Kristen Stewart, Charlize, Eva Mendes, Penelope Cruz, Scar Jo, Maria Bello, Leah Remini, Anne Hathaway, Nat Portman, katherine Heigl, Britney, Monica Bellucci, Naomi Campbell, Neve Campbell, Mischa Barton, Olivia Wilde, kate Winslet, Debra Messing, Alessandra Ambrosio, Katy Perry, The Olson Twins, Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Beckinsale and the list goes on and on. You don't like it? No one cares!



    62. 162

      As the daughter of a life long smoking mother, my existence proves that some women DO smoke during pregnancy. I agree it's horrible for the child–I had a childhood speech impediment because I had trouble breathing when I was born, any wonder why?–but the sad fact is that, like any other kind of adddiction, some people will not quit it NO matter what. Longoria could still very well be pregnant.



    63. 163

      looks a bit fake to me.
      who knows.



    64. 164

      Oooohhooohhoooohhoooo…..Not attractive.

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