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When Kylie Meets Coldplay

Filed under: Anglophilia > Australiastic > Kylie Minogue > Coldplay

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Check out (below) Kylie Minogue's collaboration with Coldplay, Lhuna.

Hmmmm…..

We're not really feeling it!

What do U think???

90 comments to “When Kylie Meets Coldplay”



  1. 1

    Is she the new Sher to the fags ?



  2. 2

    I'M NOT LISTENING…YOU ALWAYS HAVE SHIT MUSIC!



  3. 3

    YEAH IT SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!



  4. 4

    That is scary music!!!!



  5. 5

    I'm loving it



  6. 6

    boring



  7. 7

    I love it! You don't know squat Perez!



  8. 8

    who cares

    Kylie is a has been



  9. 9

    I don't know anything about her music, but she is GORGEOUS!



  10. 10

    ew shitious!



  11. 11

    ITS BEAUTIFUL UNTIL THE GUY FROM COLDPLAY STARTS SINGING. HIS VOICE DOESNT REALLY SUIT ANY OTHER VOICE. ITS TOO MUCH AND SOUNDS OFF. ALONE, AGAIN SHES GREAT!

  12. mw says – reply to this


    12

    yes, loved it till chris martin started singing..



  13. 13

    I can officially stop taking Coldplay seriously as artists…. now.



  14. 14

    DID SOMEONE REALLY SAY KYLIE IS A HAS BEEN? SHE IS BIGGER THEN YOU THINK, FUGLY. SHE JUST SOLD OUT 8 SHOWS IN ONE ARENA IN LONDON…WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW CAN PULL THAT OFF? I DIDNT THINK SO…HER X TOUR WAS HOTTER THEN MADGES STICKY AND SWEET AND I CANT WAIT TO GET THE CONCERT ON DVD (OUT THIS WEEK). KYLIE IS WHAT MADONNA USED TO BE…YEARS AGO! KYLIE ROX



  15. 15

    this is very nice….sounds like enigma kinda a bit its niceee



  16. 16

    you must be so torn between your love for kylie and your hate for chris martin



  17. 17

    oh perez,perez!! i wasnt expecting you to hate this when i e-mailed you the bloody link!! get over youre hate for chris martin and enjoy the track for what it is!! pure bloody genious!! you show em KYLIE!!! you rock!!



  18. 18

    Jeez.Drone drone drone.How bloody morbid and horrible is this noise.They are kidding right.In the bin with that.Who is she kidding trying to be a serious vocalist. OMG.Why does his place always promote such utter crap music.She is so shite so are Coldplay.Her tours are like some frigging circus gone wrong too.Only sell out because tickets are cheap.YUCK.Hateful singer of pop bilge.Cannot stand the bloody woman.Overrated rubbish and botoxed and collagened to death too.



  19. 19

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    BITCH IS PRETTIER THAN ANGELINA!!!
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  20. 20

    that sucks like a prostitute on a good day



  21. 21

    Re: stephenr

    Sheez get over yourself in CAPS.Another Al Kyliedia freak at large ?



  22. 22

    Re: realtimez – nice pink wig, britney wanna-be. you're so original!!



  23. 23

    this is how the new BOND THEME SHOULD HAVE SOUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    I like it. Reminds me of Portishead.



  25. 25

    Very cool!
    Guess if its not 'mainstream pop' then everyone seems to hate it. I love it, such a low groove, very sexy.



  26. 26

    boo hiss i expected better



  27. 27

    Well Coldplay has done it again….
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    They suck sooooo bad that they even brought down one of my favorite pop stars….
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    They are sooo boring….i just dont get why anyone listens to that….



  28. 28

    Re: realtimez – she makes gay dance music….and it pretty much rocks…..
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    If you have never heard her….check out the "Fever" album as well as "Body Language," and "X."



  29. 29

    I feel like hanging myself after a listen.



  30. 30

    Well I'm feeling it Perezito, I'm feeling like cutting my wrists listening to this crap. Seriously, where is the Coldplay part. Kylie sounds like she is taking a dump after a drunken night.



  31. 31

    Yawn.



  32. 32

    I love Kylie, but not this song. It sounds a little like Saint Etienne. If I wanted to listen to Saint Etienne, I'd listen to Saint Etienne, not Kylie Minogue messed up by ColdPlay.



  33. 33

    its really bad



  34. 34

    I really LIKE it!! What are you talking about? It's trip hop..How can you not like trip hop! It's very Portishead or Massive Attack!!! THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN THE NEW JAMES BOND SONG!!



  35. 35

    perez…you were wrong about Twilight- its was worse than awful!- and you're wrong about this.
    this song's pretty hot. very massive attackish.

  36. SoBeR says – reply to this


    36

    I liked the beginning. but i couldn't get all the way through it I admit. thought it might go somewhere good, but it didn't.



  37. 37

    Kinda slow and sexy.



  38. 38

    Na. Sounds like the kinda music you play before you commit suicide!



  39. 39

    This could have been good but their vocal audio level is off. She's too loud and Chris is too stifled, just like the the Madonna/Justin track in reversed order. They obviously felt like going back and revisiting Massive Attack a la 1995, but they completely missed the target. Sucks.



  40. 40

    Of course this is gonna suck because Coldplay sucks.

    Chris Martin is the biggest, most over-rated douche in the history of the music business.

    Figures he's married to Gwynnie Paltrow, the biggest, most over-rated douchette in the history of the film business.

    Birds of a feather…..



  41. 41

    Photoshop rules!!!!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    this song grew on me…. but needs more chris less kylie or atleast a quieter kylie louder chris.

    this song sounds like a sex song

  43. GuhhQ says – reply to this


    43

    I love it.



  44. 44

    ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! Beautiful, moody and very, very original…



  45. 45

    love kylie- hate coldplay.. what was she thinking?



  46. 46

    KYLIE RULES THE FREE WORLD YOU TOSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coldplay suck though…



  47. 47

    I hate it. I hate Kylie, though (and I don't care if she's bigger than Jesus, I'm allowed my opinion - I'm not saying she's bad, so don't jump on me). Puts me in mind of old school Whitney Housten or some such rubbish. *Yawn*

  48. nh22 says – reply to this


    48

    Well, I wasn't feeling it until I heard Chris Martin, and then it was perfection.

    I don't like Kylie Minogue. Ugh…why couldn't they have collaborated with someone else? Or not collaborated at all.



  49. 49

    It might be cool…if your smokin' a fatty!



  50. 50

    i like it it not like most the stuff she puts out a nice very mellow song i could listen to it



  51. 51

    Perez! Pull up the song she did a long time ago with Nick Cave. It is called Wild Rose or They Call Her the Wild Rose or something such as that! Great song..but creepy, done before she was all famous!



  52. 52

    digging it. Totally a slightly different Portishead. Should have been the Quantum of Solace song. Coldplay is way more talented than Jack White.



  53. 53

    it's b-e-a-utiful.



  54. 54

    no bueno.



  55. 55

    that pic is photoshopped to all hell for one and second YES I think I LOVE IT!



  56. 56

    it started off good until the satin possessed lower voice started singing and it just got weird

  57. ehMax says – reply to this


    57

    Coldplay are U2 wannabees



  58. 58

    SUX MAJOR ASS…COLDPLAY ARE DONE.



  59. 59

    LAME-O!



  60. 60

    Love It !! I can already imagine the video to it ! Almost sounds like it could have been on the "twilight" soundtrack! Has the same feel as kylie's duet with nick cave ,minus the killing of kylie in that song !



  61. 61

    I actually liked it better after Chris Martin came in.

  62. nh22 says – reply to this


    62

    Ick. I tried to listen to it all the way through and I made it past the chorus, but Kylie's voice is hideous. So nasally and the vibrato sounds like a nanny goat sucking helium. Ick. She should stick to the club music. Her voice doesn't fit well to this genre of music.

  63. Tonny says – reply to this


    63

    its nothing special it looks like my grandma Indonesian music that i ve heard when i was kid!!



  64. 64

    If there's one person I wish I looked like, it's Kylie. Just beautiful.



  65. 65

    Sounds like they drowned the song in a tub of hot bacon grease!



  66. 66

    Absolutely love it!! It's better than anything on Coldplay's new album.

  67. SaLu says – reply to this


    67

    I love it! Well done!



  68. 68

    Yeah, stopped liking it till Chris Martin started to sing.. -_-



  69. 69

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  70. 70

    OH,NO!
    What a fuck? An alternative singer is with this fake computerised voice bitch? I am confused ,like 2 days ago I watched “live football “on Discovery channel !I think Kyle sucked the dick in the past of Nick Cave, but What an earth was Chris thinking? For Good sake Chris, you can do better then this. IT IS OK TO SAY “NO” sometimes. I think this is an influence of Gwyneth or Kyle is so desperate, she pushed hard on his lost soul…



  71. 71

    OH,NO!
    What a fuck? An alternative singer is with this fake computerised, voice bitch? I am confused ,like 2 days ago I watched “live football “on Discovery channel !I think Kyle sucked the dick in the past of Nick Cave, but what an earth was Chris thinking? For GOD sake Chris, you can do better then this. IT IS OK, TO SAY “NO” sometimes. I think this is an influence of Gwyneth or Kyle is so desperate, she pushed hard on his lost soul…



  72. 72

    NO…OH,NO!
    What a fuck? An alternative singer is with this fake computerised, voice bitch? I am confused ,like 2 days ago I watched “live football “on Discovery channel !I think Kyle sucked the dick in the past of Nick Cave, but what an earth was Chris thinking? For GOD sake Chris, you can do better then this. IT IS OK, TO SAY “NO” sometimes. I think this is an influence of Gwyneth or Kyle is so desperate, she pushed hard on his lost soul…



  73. 73

    I like Kylie Minogue..She is so beautiful…….
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  74. 74

    Re: marsmellow – do you really have to post that shit 3 times????
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    seriously?



  75. 75

    Simply Beautiful!!!!!! Coldplay Rock and Chris and Kylie sound awsome together. BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  76. 76

    love it! suprisingly love it!



  77. 77

    Perez, you need to stop talking shit about Coldplay!



  78. 78

    Good stuff.



  79. 79

    Re: ShakeYourkitty
    Sorry! If you look better I made a mistake(good-god).I just corrected myself. I did not mean to upset you. I just wrote my opinion. I am completely shocked about Coldplay, just as I saw you were earlier also, but in the negative way.. Kyle is really the Queen of Puddles, everybody knows around her .( fake as my fancy looking fur).



  80. 80

    they both suck and now they suck more together… if she didnt look good the bitch wouldnt have a career at all



  81. 81

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – gay music? surely not all gay people have such horrible taste in music.



  82. 82

    Quite nice. Bit samey.



  83. 83

    I love the song it reminds a lot of Pink Floyd.



  84. 84

    Harrybalsac what a wank you must be. Or maybe just insecure? LOL! Anyway, Coldplay rocks. I 've been to their last two concerts and they are one of the best live band acts I've ever heard. It's called music for people with taste.



  85. 85

    Re: harrybalsac – Are you serious? Is this stream being hijacked by young teenagers? LOL grow up and grow a set harrybalsac



  86. 86

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – eternal drone dance beats are done. Try expanding your musical taste and try grown up music for a change Kitty.



  87. 87

    BORING. I don't really like her voice or the music



  88. 88

    I dunno, I kinda liked it, good sorta chill music



  89. 89

    What a sad attempt of Portishead's sound. Sullen and weepy - no real style



  90. 90

    I love it….i love both chris and kylie on it…