Calendar Girl

Filed under: Jessica Alba > Salma Hayek

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Though we prefer Salma Hayek's 2007 Campari calendar spread, we do have to tip our hat to YESsica "Soy Latina" Alba.

She looks pretty hot in the 2009 Campari calendar pics shot by Mario Testino and styled by Jean-Paul Goude.

Her post-baby body is bangin'!

What do U think?

    Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Boner inducing!



    2. 2

      Don't really like the first pic.



    3. 3

      But she ain't no Duff!



    4. 4

      She looks great!



    5. 5

      Lots of air brushin there



    6. 6

      THE FIRST PIC IS WEIRD BUT FUCK SHE'S HOT!



    7. 7

      YOU ARE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!! So now because she is "soy latina" or at least acknowledging it she's ok??? WTF EVER PIGGLEZZZ!!! If being hispanic meant having to be compared to pigs like you then FUCK NO I wouldn't wanna be hispanic either!!!

      Of course you always have your Eva "I'm a Tranny" Mendez to fall back on for fucking ROOTS you piece of reindeer shit!!!!



    8. 8

      I need to clean the computer screen…..
      Fuck they are hott pictures…



    9. 9

      Looks like she hired Mariah's Retoucher!!!!!



    10. 10

      yayyy perezzzz im so happy youre giving her compliments even though you don't like herrrr SHE LOOKS SO HOT! that makeup is fiercceee



    11. 11

      They airbrushed the shit outta her!



    12. 12

      Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – looks like she turned you into a lezbo….Can i watch……..



    13. 13

      Photoshopped much??



    14. 14

      HOT HOT HOT!



    15. 15

      Gorgeous…



    16. 16

      I think her body looks photo shopped. Big time. Especially in the ad with the white dress she's wearing.

    17. imk says – reply to this


      17

      You have to admit no one compares to her when it comes to looks. she's gorgeous!!



    18. 18

      She keeps getting better! I think she looks so much better. JMO!



    19. 19

      the 2nd photo looks like it's photoshopped like crazy. she's annoying and hott.



    20. 20

      I've always liked Campari!



    21. 21

      fake

    22. J-Ray says – reply to this


      22

      I'm glad she finally got rid of that dreadful blonde hair. I still think she's incredibly air-brushed and overrated. I'd much rather see Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes, or Rosario Dawson.

    23. teho says – reply to this


      23

      It's called Spanx.



    24. 24

      I'd look hot too if I was photo shopped.



    25. 25

      Major photoshopped!



    26. 26

      Re: gimlet123 – Exactly!!!!!



    27. 27

      airbrushed… come on, her boobs don't even look real in the first pic. and the white dress? the black *shadow* on her left side is so obviously making her skinnier

    28. J-Ray says – reply to this


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      I think she's incredibly Photoshopped and overrated. (I am happy, however, that she finally got rid of that dreadful blonde hair.) I'd much rather see Salma Hayek, Rosario Dawson, or even Zoe Saldana on the pages of this calendar.



    29. 29

      Compari is NASTY!!! But the pics look good.

    30. siggi says – reply to this


      30

      WONDERFUL



    31. 31

      wow she actually looks like she has curves now, go figure. Not a fan of her. dont think shes calander girl material. stick to movies and bad acting =-p lol



    32. 32

      i love the second shot with the guy starring at her boobs…busted in a national ad campaign…hilarious



    33. 33

      I'm a fan of the white ad though, she looks very commercial. The others ehh not so fond of, no expression in the face. Like I said not calender girl material



    34. 34

      in the first picture, she looks like a man and it doesnt look like her body. WORST PICTURE EVER



    35. 35

      Why do they photoshop so much? Her head looks like it doesn't belong with the rest of her….is it even her body at all? Why bother even using a person….why not a completely computer generated image or a cyborg? The American obsession with 'perfection' is just nuts.



    36. 36

      Perez Hates Me ^^



    37. 37

      LOTS of airbrushing!!!!! They didn't do a very good job around the midline tummy, you can tell it was photoshoppedl



    38. 38

      Not bad, for any other campaign. But for an Italian alcoholic beverage like Campari she is not hot-blooded enough. Someone like Monica Bellucci would have been a better choice to promote the drink. Btw, Photoshop galore!



    39. 39

      Re: Long Dong Connery – HELL YEAH!



    40. 40

      What is up with the first picture? She looks funny like large body small face…



    41. 41

      meh…. she looks okay .. not feelin the wet hair'd look for the pics tho.. makes her look trashy not classy….



    42. 42

      She looks overly photoshopped in the white bathing suit.



    43. 43

      wow, she doesn't looked touched up at all…not one bit!

    44. dd says – reply to this


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      The first picture is odd her arm is in a weird position. Also it looks like her armpit is resting on the bottle which is kinda gross. I really love the 2nd pic though.



    45. 45

      I love how she's supposed to be leaning on that chair and relaxing in the first picture but she looks stiff as hell– she probably forgot to remove the stick inserted up her ass before the first part of the photo shoot.



    46. 46

      Well she can't act, so she may as well sell her hot body before it goes to flab like yours Mario.



    47. 47

      butterface



    48. 48

      I like the way the dude in the 2nd photo is staring at her rack.



    49. 49

      She has a nice body.
      She is skinny but with curves.
      But I think that photoshop was used here. She seems very perfect and we cant forget that she had a baby.
      That photo in the white dress…i dont know….very suspicious



    50. 50

      i think there was major photshopping done..
      i mean im sure she looks great- she had a great bod pre baby-
      but in these pics she just looks unnaturally thin..
      she looks skinnier in the second 2 pics than the first..



    51. 51

      I AGREE Perez. She's pretty hot in these pics.



    52. 52

      Really? cause I think she loos uncomfortable and distorted. not the "hott" alba we all know and hate.



    53. 53

      .
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      MARIO TESTINO COULD MAKE THE ELEPHANT MAN LOOK HAWT!
      .

    54. Amy says – reply to this


      54

      I think MiMi needs to hire who ever retouched those pics!



    55. 55

      These photos are so über-photoshopped and in Pic1 her fingers around the glass look strange!!!



    56. 56

      what's up with all the weird shadows. Who lit this thing? Also, poor use of liquify in photoshop….too obvious. Bleeh!



    57. 57

      LOOK AT HER FAT ASS IN THE THIRD PICTURE.
      LADIES: YOU TOO CAN LOOK THAT GOOD!
      BESIDES HER FACE SUCKS.



    58. 58

      the white one looks heavy doctored; her stomach is not that flat… you can see the traces and pixels deformed that the liquify tool leaves in that area



    59. 59

      ok. wow to the 2nd pic. HER STOMACH IS MORE PHOTOSHOPPED THAN MIMI. fake.



    60. 60

      I think the middle one was DEFINATELY phottoshopped. Compare it to the first one…



    61. 61

      Tons of airbrushing



    62. 62

      Can you say AIR BRUSHED?????



    63. 63

      Why they need to use Latina's in their campaigns? what's wrong with american girls??? anyways Jessica looks amazing even though we all know is photoshopped… and yeah they didn't use Salma cause she is terrible huge now and the photoshop will be obvious!



    64. 64

      PHOTOSHOPPED MUCH?



    65. 65

      Too bad her vagina is a herpes virus paradise.



    66. 66

      That first pic is WHORENDOUS!!!! Her shoulder looks like that of a football player… creepy on a tiny little chick. The rest are smokin…



    67. 67

      she's pretty, great bod, horrible model.. she looks too posey



    68. 68

      hmmm not really feelin the first pic, but the second two look nice



    69. 69

      AIRBRUSH!



    70. 70

      She's ugly. I hope she disappears. Her acting sucks. And she's a huge self absorbed bitch. I'd be happy to never see her in another movie.



    71. 71

      shes HOT



    72. 72

      Can we all say PHOTOSHOP!?!?



    73. 73

      She looks like she has a shruken head! It's totally creepy!

    74. candy says – reply to this


      74

      the white pic is photoshopped.. its so obvi



    75. 75

      SHE SMILES REAL BIG WITH ALL THOSE GUYS AROUND HER…SLUT



    76. 76

      photoshop…bitches!!! lol



    77. 77

      and she wonders why she doesn't get Natalie Portman roles lol
      Lindsay's got more talent than this witch.



    78. 78

      Can any 1 tel me why Perez used 2 call her 'Jessica Don't call me Latino Alba' Is she ashamed of her heritage or something? Has she ever said Im not Latino?Isn't she really mixed race ne way? It's a funny nickname though I have 2 admit!lol Back 2 the photo's she does look mighty hot, beautiful but it is very photoshoped although every magazine does it so thats no big deal!



    79. 79

      omg was that a compliment from perez to jess?



    80. 80

      I think a mother hawking booze is sick and sad. That's what I think. She must be very hard up for money.



    81. 81

      Re: Fifi Belle – he disliked the facts she identifies as mixed race rather than latina, which is really pathetic of him



    82. 82

      LOL they really Photoshopped the HELL out of these, especially the one in the middle. She is missing ribs!



    83. 83

      i only like the last one!
      i dont like HER though



    84. 84

      Holy airbrushing, Batman! Yeah, those pictures are photoshopped and airbrushed like crazy. Yes, Jessica Alba does have a great figure, but it's pretty obvious that those pictures have been tampered with.



    85. 85

      The first pic is quite strange. It looks like her head is pasted onto a man's body. And her left arm looks oddly long. The second pic is obvious.

      They could have been very beautiful pictures if it weren't for the bad photoshopping.



    86. 86

      WOW! HOT! OOPS! SOMEONE GIMME A HANKEY!



    87. 87

      holy bad photoshopping batman!



    88. 88

      Will have to agree the first pic looks awkward but the rest are smokin'. Does anyone else notice that in the second pic, the guys are smiling and staring right at her tits, how nice!



    89. 89

      she looks latinalicious



    90. 90

      PHOTOSHOP=PERFECTION!!!!!
      SHE STILL SUCKS!!!!!



    91. 91

      Her post-baby(INSERT PHOTOSHOPPED) body is bangin?!



    92. 92

      Re: J-Ray – Rosario Dawson or Eva Mendes???? You would love the tranny bars in Key West if you think they're better looking than Jessica!



    93. 93

      :O what the hell has happened to you perez? i thought you hated her as much as i did….



    94. 94

      OVERRATED, NO-TALENT HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!



    95. 95

      her body is completly airbrushed in the seond one…she's still pretty though



    96. 96

      Can you say AIRBRUSH fuck its way too obvious how much touching up was used



    97. 97

      Can you say Photoshop?



    98. 98

      She says she's been working out a lot since she had the baby. I think most of it is her….not that much air brushing here although I see her mole is gone.



    99. 99

      WTF, Perez? I thought you hated this bia-tch, forever and ever. Sigh. Anyway, girl looks hella photoshopped, her body wasn't even that great-looking before the baby, and now its bangin? Yeah right. Oh, and the guys in the 2nd pic are totally looking at her boobs. haha.



    100. 100

      In the top pic her head looks way too small for her body. The middle pic is perfect. Too perfect. But of course it's awesome and the third is ok. Still beautiful in all three, even though I can't stand the bitch for some reason.

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