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Ceiling Eyes Gives Beef Curtains A Piece Of Her Mind!

Filed under: Audrina Patridge

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Audrina Patridge may not be the pushover she sometimes comes across as on The Hills!

The scorned lover/friend has taken to her blog to "clear the air" and….

Lauren Conrad is gonna be pissed!

Says Audrina:

In last night's episode, Lauren and I resolved things ~ I guess third time's the charm! After the smoke finally cleared we were both able to sit down and have an actual adult conversation. I didn't ask to be informed, falsely or otherwise, that my "best friend" and my "boyfriend" were involved in some carnal activity. It was very disturbing to have a rumor, that could have easily been killed, thrown in my face over and over again.

I just want to put it on record that never did I EVER call Lauren a "slut," "bad friend," "shady person," etc… I simply asked her a question and that's how she interpreted it. I didn't go around town running my mouth either. I confided in Heidi because she knows how Lauren works and when Lauren hung up on me and was acting like a child, I obviously thought the worst. I do always find it interesting to watch the episodes and see what senseless gossip people come up with!

Bottom line, Justin and Lauren treating me like I wasn't worthy of an explanation was almost worse than the rumor itself, and it only got worse the harder I tried to get a genuine answer. Instead, I got screamed at and they both got super defensive. Let me just remind everyone that this rumor didn't appear out of thin air, they were both at the same place at the same time, but apparently what was said to have happened never actually did. I am very glad this whole thing is over and this blog will be the last time I address the issue.

As for Justin, his inexcusable behavior has become somewhat expected at this point and I just want to say that if I were looking for a serious relationship, I would definitely be looking elsewhere! Dealing with a situation such as this one, where the two people who you really need to talk to are the very same two who turn their backs on you and treat you like you mean nothing, has really opened my eyes. I have never been one to holg grudges though, life is just too precious. So I guess I learned a very valuable lesson this week ~ communication is NOT key, so if something bothers you, keep your mouth shut and smile, or you will end up apologizing later. :)

Chew on that, bbs!

[Image via WENN.]

96 comments to “Ceiling Eyes Gives Beef Curtains A Piece Of Her Mind!”



  1. 1

    Wow, she's not lookin' up!



  2. 2

    EW! Lauren your boobs are sagging!!?!??! why the hell are these bitches famous?



  3. 3

    Lauren conrad needs to design a line of bras for the itty bitty titty committie, and maybe try wearing one once in a while. Her tits look saggy as hell!



  4. 4

    She actually DID go all around the country telling everyone…and when she confronted LC, she did deny it and was hurt that Audrina didn't believe her…..That stupid idiot should be pissed at the source not the people she accused and slanderred all over the country, to any media outlet that would listen



  5. 5

    Hills schmills. P you're slippin'. Haven't you got anything interesting?



  6. 6

    Audrina is a complete idiot. She's so naiive. She blasted Lauren all over her mypsace, on the Ellen show, to the tabloids. Did she forget that? If she had an issue with her, she should've kept it between the two of them instead of being the media whore that she is. Heidi has clearly been rubbing off on her. Audrina follows Justin around like a sad little puppy and he only calls her when he wants a piece. She's a stupid little girl and should keep her mouth shut. She's the one that looked like the asshole on the show last night so she really should've kept her piehole shut and taken the high road.



  7. 7

    I'm so sick of these self absorbed, std infected whores. Go the fuck away already! FYI Hills Whores…..YOU are not important in any way to this world!



  8. 8

    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE LAUREN, THEN SHE PLAYS VICTIM? Doesn't she realize by now that she's a shitty person? BTW, this show sucks ass.



  9. 9

    team audrina! she needs to cut both lauren and justin out of her life!!!!



  10. 10

    Audrina is delusional! LC doesn't take shit and Miss Drama wants more airtime and attention.



  11. 11

    god she's so stupid! maybe it's the fetal alcohol syndrome she seems to suffer from…



  12. 12

    whatever audrina is an idiot. lauren told her she didn't hook up with nasty guy, and audrina continued to freak out about it.



  13. 13

    Perez STOLE the phrase "Ceiling Eyes" from Michael K on another website that starts with a "D" and ends with a "Listed" followed by ".com"

    Fucking fat bitch!!! Get your own phrases!!!!!

  14. CUQ19 says – reply to this


    14

    ShE WaNT MoRe ATTeTiON To HeRSeLF!!!!!!!!

  15. DaLa says – reply to this


    15

    ARE THERE ANY ADULTS IN THE ROOM?! Jesus Christ! Economy failing, two wars raging, states going broke, the future of the country and its currency in the shitter, and THIS is what we're thinking about?! Who called whom a "slut". Grow up!



  16. 16

    I think Lauren and Justin Bobby did sleep together…. Why are they getting so upset about this if its not tru?? Audrina should not have to apologize…she was just confronting Lauren…Any normal person would confront someone if they heard a rumor…..



  17. 17

    I find this blog so funny on so many levels. Audrina is trying to back track out of all the immature shit she caused. If she was such good friends with Lauren she would know that Lauren would never sleep with her friends bfs. So Laurens reaction was very expected at least in my eyes because it was so out of the blue and so outlandish that I would have reacted the same way. Secondly Audrina states she didn't go around town talking crap about Lauren that she only confided in Heidi. Well NEWSFLASH telling Heidi is like telling the WORLD! Are you that dumb!!!!! Honestly Audrina you should just shut up, I mean if it wasn't for Lauren you wouldn't have your home or money in your bank account. so count your blessings!



  18. 18

    Re: DaLa – That's what the nightly news is for, here we just hate on fucktards to get away from all of lifes bummers for awhile.



  19. 19

    Actually she did go talk to everyone about it. I want to know where this rumor really started.. I wouldn't be suprised if she started it to get more air time… In the episode that it came out Stephanie said Audrina texted her to tell her.. So she did tell more then Hiedi.. I don't know why you hate on Lauren all the time Perez you should be hating on Hiedi and Spencer.. Your bias opinion isn't fair to the people you dislike and write about.



  20. 20

    Re: DaLa – It's called escapism, you douchbag. If we wanted to discuss the economy or wars, we'd go to another website. Get the fuck over yourself, you misguided prick.



  21. 21

    ummm when she accuses her of sleeping with her dirty boyfriend she's prettt much saying she's a slutty bad friend with shady ways.

    ceiling eyes is sooo boring. She's not good tv.



  22. 22

    team lauren…
    sorry audrina, you're in the wrong:)



  23. 23

    Audrina just doesn't get it. She must be the most insecure and self-centered person on the planet.

  24. EatMe says – reply to this


    24

    Re: DaLa – Umm, this is just entertainment to escape for a little while. If you are so concerned about the world's problems why the hell are you on here?



  25. 25

    ewwwwwwww! THEY BOTH HAVE OLD LADY BOOBS!



  26. 26

    Re: DaLa – FUCK OFF DOUCHE YOU ARE ON PEREZ DUMBASS!



  27. 27

    A- needs to get over herself. How can she even compare this to the Heidi situation? I would be insulted too if my so called friend accused me of shady activity. Has Lauren ever hooked up with Spencer?? Or anyone elses boyfriends for that matter? No! Audrina was wrong and she needs to own it. Sorry but she just doesn't have any class and to me she is just trash…



  28. 28

    Audrina the dumbass went on Ellen and Letterman talking about this shit. Now she's trying to say she didn't. What an ass. It was on national tv. She is obviously a low rent fame whore who has torn a page from Speidi's book. Frankly Lauren is a little too classy for her and I'm sure Lauren is thankful she has an excuse to move on from the trailer trash friendship.



  29. 29

    Team Lauren!



  30. 30


  31. 31

    Audrina is gorgeous… other than that, who gives a fuck about this story? And those that do, please get a life!



  32. 32

    I am not sure whether to laugh or cry over the apparent fact that these dimwits think we ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT about anything they do or say. Jesus Christ!



  33. 33

    Re: Vince will Shamwow your assRe: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans!Re: EatMe – What's even funnier is all the serious dialogue on here about about this turd of a show! FUCKTARDS! ALL OF YA!



  34. 34

    Re: DaisyBaby – Can sniff your Daisy ?

  35. buck says – reply to this


    35

    LC has the most drupiest tits i've ever seen on a 22 year old…those things are going to be at her belly button by the time she is 30.



  36. 36

    Boo fucking hoo Audrina! You were actually DUMB enough to believe the lie - I would be pissed at you too. Now you want to cry victim. You are SUCH a dumbass. If the finger had been pointed at YOU, you would have been stomping your foot and saying how unfair it was and how you were being mistreated. Instead, you point the finger AND claim victim. You are dumb as a rock.



  37. 37

    Re: smallsheba – Lauren is CLASSY??? JHC I almost choked with that comment! Don't do that again!



  38. 38

    Re: harrybalsac – Sure Harry, I just washed her today ;)



  39. 39

    I think that Audrin knew that the rumor was not true to start off with but went along with the rumor to get some needed attention on the Hills. After all if Lauren does not want to do another season of the Hills then where does that leave Audrina, so Audrina is fighting for some airtime to get noticed and to hopefully get her own spin-off(not going to happen) the show is all about LC and I think that Audrina is starting to realize that…..TTYL



  40. 40

    You go Audrina!!! That is true. Grin and bear and investigate it! Something happened btw them……but I think i more like Justin got with one of LC's guy friends and LC doesnt want Audrina to know!



  41. 41

    STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
    SHE IS SO STUPID



  42. 42

    Lauren is hideous, how does she steal everyone's man and get these random guys in clubs?!



  43. 43

    Audrina is a fucking moron! What planet does this crazy bitch live on? She IS a pushover and an idiot. I would have slapped any bitch who would accuse me of something stupid. You are supposed to be friends first over some stupid guy who treats you like shit. Girl deserves to be spit on.



  44. 44

    she's so fucking annoying.



  45. 45

    The Najjars dude who is friends with Brody is also seeing Justin Bobby and LC knows it. Justin is Bi.

  46. SuzyP says – reply to this


    46

    Shouldn't she be sending this hostility to the person who started the rumor and not who it affected??? Just a thought.



  47. 47

    Audrina…
    While Lauren may be a responsible person, she is still spoiled. So when she thinks or when things don't go her way EXACTLY she is not mature enough to stand up in the conflict. Instead she wants to hide behind her powerhouse, big mouthed friends who ARE Hollywood and know how to deal with it, like Brody. Look at how big of an asshole he comes off as! Or Spencer, but too bad everyone hates Spencer when he is the only one on the Hills who has been REAL 100%. I think that you got caught up too Audrina, but thankfully. You are recognizing how associations affect you, even if they seem so cool. You are cool, stay that way! Later for the dumb shit* Lauren is a spoiled brat, nothing you can do about it. PeACE!



  48. 48

    This girl is easily the dumbest character on that "show", and that's saying something. Her failure to understand that accusing her supposed best friend and boyfriend of cheating behind her back, despite a healthy amount of evidence to the contrary, as well as this post, speaks volumes of not only her general intelligence, but her character as well. Furthermore, the mere fact that she is flipping out about Justin "Stay Gold Ponyboy" Bobby is further evidence of the aforementioned statement.



  49. 49

    Audrina lives in a glass house….if it weren't for The Hills, which is about Lauren's life…she would be a nobody. Be thankful you have a job, you fool! For crying out loud…these little girls appreciate nothing. Driving around in their Mercedes convertibles bitching about petty gossip. Tough life you have!!

    Maybe if Audrina didn't talk so much shit to the tabloids people wouldn't see her for who she really is, a media hungry bitch. She should be thanking Lauren for making her (somewhat) famous.



  50. 50

    Audrina is sooo jeanlous and needs to get over it! Lauren had every right to be mad! One of her best friends basically acused her of sleeping with the boyfriend…Audrina should have known better and shouldn't have even had to ask Lauren let alone ask her repeatedly. Just because she doesn't trust Justin doesn't mean she shouldn't trust Lauren! You know it was Speidi or Perez who told Audrina this…forget this Dino guy…Audrina needs to get over her jealousy thing or she will loose all her friends….Lauren never said that Audrina actually called her a slut or shady…she said taht Audrina must think she is a slut or shady to even consider that she could do this to one of her best friends! I think Lauren should cut out the drama and kick Audrina to the curb! THis girl is a jealous psycho who will probably belive any rumor no matter how obviously false it is!



  51. 51

    I don't watch this show, but I just HAVE to know……..why does he call Audrina 'ceiling eyes' and Lauren 'beef curtains'?



  52. 52

    this bitch should be on her fuckin knees sucks LCs cock for making her famous….listen when the hills are over LAUREN AND WHITNEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH A FUTURE AT FAME…

    HEIDI AND SPENCER nobody cares most people wish them dead
    AUDRINA who's that



  53. 53

    team audrina ftw, shes tha prettiest but she needa dump low life justin and get someone hotter & fitter & needa dump lauren cos obv shes the drama and needa star in more indie movies cos thats better than lame hills she and speidi make it spicy and if it was just lauren it would be a bore fest



  54. 54

    SHE IS SUCH A PATHETIC — DILLUSIONAL– IDIOT!!!!! Wow. I didnt see any yelling on the last episodes, just Audrina being an crazy dumb bitch and Lauren getting tired of repeating herself. Lauren needs to throw her on her ASS.



  55. 55

    Wow… I used to like Audrina… but damn… what an idiot. She needs to be one of those girls that needs to just sit and look pretty, don't speak… just sit there and look pretty hun.



  56. 56

    hmmm i totally think lc and justin bobby hooked up..what was up with acting so defensive.



  57. 57

    who cares, they both suck and are famous for doing nothing. Thanks for wasting the Lives of the youth of America MTV, for making us put up with this embarassment of a show.



  58. 58

    PEREZ! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLOGGING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE? DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR OURS!! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? FUCK ALL THESE REALITY TV stars!



  59. 59

    She's gone off the edge. WOW. . . I thought she was a zen person, fairly "go with the flow."



  60. 60

    Audrina shouldn't be mad at either Lauren or Justin - clearly the guy who started the rumor is the a-hole in the group…



  61. 61

    audrina fuck you, u kept asking over and over again when they said NO. Are you really that dense that you can't even take verbal cues from people?



  62. 62

    To put any of the blame on Justin or Lauren is ridiculous. After she accused both parties, she still felt like she was the victim. The only person who owes Audrina an apology is the person who made up the rumor. She should be groveling to Lauren and Justin for being so disrespectful and presumptuous. It irritated me to no end last night to watch Audrina try to play the victim. If she would have acted like an adult, the situation never would have gotten so far out of hand. I don't blame Lauren or Justin for their reactions. They were justified. Audrina was not.



  63. 63

    hhahahahahahhahaaaaa, Lauren bugs the fuck out of me…beef curtains..AMAZING, I'm glad Audrina wrote that blog and stood up for herself finaaaalllyyyy!



  64. 64

    I REALLY HAT AUDRINA SHE ALWAZ ACTS LIKE HER ATTITUDE N PERSONALITY DOESN'T CUZ ANY DRAMA TRUTH IS IF SHE WAS MY HOMEGIRL I WOULD HAVE BEAT DA CRAP OUT OF HER U CANT ACT LIKE UR DA VICTIM IF A PERSON IS UR BEST FRIEND N HAS ALWAZ FOUGHT WIT U BOUT DA WAY DAT A** HOLE TREATED HER SHE SHOULD NEVER GAVE DA RUMOR DA TIME OF DAY N I DON'T THINK LAUREN DID ANYTHING WRONG I THINK AUDRINA NEEDS 2 STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD N START ACTIN LIKE A GROWN UP N SHE NEEDS 2 LOOK AT THE EPS,,,, AGAIN N WATCH HOW MUCH CRAP COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH N NOW SHE HANGS OUT WIT DA 2 BIGGEST A**HOLE IN DA WORLD SHE DESERVES ALL DA BAD KARMA COMING HERE WAY.



  65. 65

    Why is she continuing to run her mouth? She can't help herself. Ole Ceiling Eyes had even been on Ellen talking about this stupid "plot point". I thought it was out of her system after last nights show…apparently not!

    Team Lauren.

  66. nickd says – reply to this


    66

    It took me a minute…. Ceiling Eyes…. HA HA HA I love it ; )



  67. 67

    AUDRINA……………………….YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! GO EFF YOURSELF! YOU DID RUN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU DID GO ABOUT IT WRONG! GET A EFFIN LIFE

  68. Mugsy says – reply to this


    68

    LOL. OMG "Ceiling Eyes/Beef Curtains". Perez I couldn't stop laughing over the title of that article. bravo. you made my day!



  69. 69

    For someone who apparently did nothing wrong, she sure is putting a lot of effort into defending herself, and that says a lot.



  70. 70

    Wtf? If one of my best friends called me up and asked me if I slept with her bf, I would be pissed too! Fortunately my friends know better than to think I'd be capable of that. LC can overreact and get dramatic forsure, but she had every right to be hurt and pissed.



  71. 71

    Lauren should have stepped up to the plate and helped Audrina find out why these rumors started, and helped Audrina whom was sick over the rumors. Someone set out to harm Audrina and Lauren relationship as well as Justin Bobby's relationship and hurt Audrina in more ways than one.

    If Justin and Lauren were really Audrina's friends they would have helped her in tracking down the source and comforted her not hurt her more. Audrina was the victim twice, and was comfused. She needed a real friend.



  72. 72

    NOTE TO AUDRINA: Maybe you should think about who's been paying your bills. Lauren has been nothing but a good friend to you and the reason for your so-called-stardom. True, your "boyfriend" Justin can't be trusted but who's fault is that? It's not like you didn't have a gazillion chances to leave that douchebag. Blaming others for your poor choices makes yo the real douchebag, I guess.



  73. 73

    Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – i completely agree. lauren's a shady bitch



  74. 74

    I never realized that Audrina is such a bitch!



  75. 75

    Lauren
    is
    turning
    suck-ish



  76. 76

    i'm proud of audrina for speaking her mind. i used to be a lauren fan until i realized how damn annoying she was, and how she overreacts to EVERYTHING. She's the definition of a drama queen.



  77. 77

    if audrina was a really good friend of lauren's she would know that justin bobby's grosses lauren out and that a hook up could never happen. lauren was there when justin kissed that girl in front of audrina. audrina is so naive sometimes im wondering if she's been hit against the headboard too many times.



  78. 78

    for this broad to keep following and falling for some white trash hobo man, then she must have a little screws loose herself!!



  79. 79

    Its things like this that give young girls a bad wrap. Justin Bobby is a retard and shouldn't be given the time of day. If Audrina had any self confidence at all she wouldn't be in this situation.



  80. 80

    Audrina is an complete idio…just as Baileys Mom said.



  81. 81

    I dont think I like Audrina anymore!! She blew this all way out of proportion and should not have involved all the friends and Heidi of all people??? She should have asked once and let it die!! If I was Lauren, I think I would have punched and told her to STFU!!! I am now glad that Justin was not hearing it! He may be dirty, but he is not stupid or as immature as Audrina!! This is the kind of stuff that happens in high school and goes away by the time you are out of your teens!!!



  82. 82

    After wasting time watching this suckass show…I can affirmatively say, Audrina is the most IMMATURE one on the show. She's as low as Spencer. LC and Lo seem to be the most mature. The other fight about Audrina being left out too…she handled it very immaturely as well. LC tried to include her but she was the one pushing others away!



  83. 83

    now you know audrina didn't write this ya'll. she doesn't know what carnal activity means. duh. nonetheless, the bitch was wrong for accusing lc…



  84. 84

    One more thing about Audrina….it's sad that she still doesn't GET IT. They're being "defensive" because you're accusing them of shit. Learn how to communicate in a sensitive manner so you won't come off accusatory. The most childish thing is when she keeps saying she wants all this to be over like a fucking KID who wants their boo boo to go away fast. GROW UP. You have to work at mending things by looking at yourself honestly and through the eyes of those you've hurt. I'm just pissed cuz I was rooting for her but now BLEHH.



  85. 85

    this is great entertainment



  86. 86

    she is such a stupid bitch! she went on the ellen show and talked to her about the damn rumor and she kept asking lauren if the rumor was true so what the hell was lauren supposed to think?! i hate this stupid bitch and her blank stare



  87. 87

    i wish the rumor would have been true..that bitch would have deserved it



  88. 88

    Re: AdrianaPinky – So true!



  89. 89

    Re: anoushka – I completely agree!!! Audrina doesn't get that without the Hills, she would be nothing. She has no talent of her own, ten years from now no one will remember who she is and the only way for her to make a "comeback" from a career that is only on her mind would be to be in the "Surreal life" on VH1…. she's pathetic.



  90. 90

    I think justin bobby, lauren, and audrina engaged in a threesome and heidi and spencer filmed it. Sex tape coming soon!



  91. 91

    lol
    ha! Gotta love Audrina for sticking it to Lauren, I know that bitch always plays the god damn victium and it's just to the point where i want to slap her and tell her to grow some got damn balls already.



  92. 92

    What does "bbs" stand for?



  93. 93

    I wish a dump truck driven by Pink would run these "Stupid Girls" over!! ANd take Speidi, Brody, the Kardashians and Hiltons with them! Worthless fuck faces!!! Stop glamorizing and publicizing them Perez - they SUUUUUUCCCKKKK!! Lauren whines and worries about stupid crap like what color purse to take to the nightclub!!!



  94. 94

    who knew that audrina could even write a complete sentence…i'm smelling a tutor…and she would so be living with her 40 year old dad if not for LC…and if she doesn't like the way that LC "works"…she should quit taking the paychecks. and heidi still sucks.

  95. merm says – reply to this


    95

    no one care audrina. get over it. you are boring and will never get a spin-off like Whitney.



  96. 96

    You tell 'em Audrina! Kick that Justin dude to the friggin' curb, you can do so much better than him!