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Criss Angel's Vegas Show Really Sucks

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Holly sure picked herself a winner!

Criss Angel's new Cirque du Soleil show is apparently still sucking major balls.

Not only are critics and bloggers ragging on Criss Angel Believe, but taxi drivers - listening to clients bash the show and disliking it themselves - are also bearing the bad news. And, in a town propelled by cabs, that's a major death blow.

The Cirque production at the Luxor, brought in $5 million in pre-sales, leaving a $95 million gap to fill of the $100 million the show is rumored to have cost.

On the other hand, the much more simplified magic show of Lance Burton at the Monte Carlo is faring much better with audiences.

Less is more!

Who knew you could ever say that about Vegas???

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50 comments to “Criss Angel's Vegas Show Really Sucks”

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  2. 2

    i bet it does

  3. 3

    God, what a douche.

  4. Kaa says – reply to this



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  6. 6

    Who the fuck cares!? I'd still lick, suck, and eat his asshole! He's a fine-assed motherfucker.

  7. 7

    how do you know? have you seen it perez?

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  9. 9

    Its the Curse of the Hef!!!
    In live you kinda get what you deserve and I couldn't think of two more suitable people to ruin each others lives than Holly and Cris Angel.
    Happily never after.

  10. 10

    * In LIFE you get . . . all dyslexic today

  11. 11

    Can't wait to take you to "Love" ;)

  12. 12

    I wouldn't even go see one of his stupid public stunts, let alone PAY to see him. Don't throw around the word 'magic' with him; Houdini was a true magician and a brilliant showman, Criss is a mediocre entertainer and bad showman. Huge difference.

  13. 13

    Perez, you're full of crap. You haven't even seen the show. I saw it this weekend and it was wonderful!!! Loved every minute of it. If you like Criss Angel's TV show, you will def like Believe. If you don't like his TV show, why would you see Believe anyways? And by the way- I got to meet Criss and Holly after the show and they were both very friendly and sweet. Stop hating on Criss!

  14. 14

    Perez, you're full of crap. You haven't even seen the show. I saw it this weekend and it was wonderful!!! Loved every minute of it. If you like Criss Angel's TV show, you will def like Believe. If you don't like his TV show, why would you see Believe anyways? And by the way- I got to meet Criss and Holly after the show and they were both very friendly and sweet. Stop hating on Criss!

  15. 15

    This lisping greek f@ggot oughtta just go back to sucking balls himself. A friend of mine told me he did it like a pro.

  16. 16

    That dude gives me mad douche chills.

  17. 17

    We were just in Vegas and his fucking face was everywhere!

  18. 18

    I saw the show; it would have been better if he did the whole show with his shirt off ;)

  19. Bez says – reply to this


    OMG this show was bad. I waste of money but an even more waste of my time. 1st row seats and i could see how the tricks were being done. They invited us to stay after the show to film our fake reactions for a commercial and they didn't even give us an autograph or anything. Go on youtube and see how his tricks are done. Pretty basic. THUMBS DOWN!!!!!!!

  20. 20

    he's a charlatan.

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  22. 22

    I was just in Vegas last week. Because of his picture ( i had never heard of him) I chose to see this really awful show. I didn't think it would end.

    On a brighter note… the next two nights were seeing Zumanity and Bette Midler. I left Vegas very happy.

  23. 23

    The little tricks he does out on the streets are better than this over-done show. i'm a criss fan, and this show really sucked..

  24. 24

    Holly is a selfish bitch. Poor Hef is going to die any minute. Where is this fake bitch's loyalty? I hope Cris dumps her on her ass as soon as he's finshed fucking her.

  25. 25

    HOW DARE YOU! I SAW THE SHOW TWICE AND THE SHOW WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! did you even see the show? because if you did i doubt that you would be saying what you saying. Criss Angel is THE best magician/illusionist in the world!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 26

    Criss is so hot who the fuck cares if his show sucks ;) you went and saw it,he has your money, do you really think he cares if you didn't like it? lol c'mon and you people who say he is gay…are you crazy?! that man is NOT gay

  27. 27

    I think Criss slurs and has a lisp because of all the forced oral copulation at a young age.

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  29. 29

    Actually the show is pretty good!

  30. 30

    He's a scruff

  31. 31

    Re: Andy27 – You would lick suck and eat anything with a temperature above 40

  32. 32

    I've never been a Criss Angel fan, the shit he does on tv is stupid most of the time…. BUT BeLIEve IS REALLY GOOD!!! Yeah you can see trap doors and wires where he's flying from but he's not trying to conceal it. The show is made to show the audience that illusions are lies that's why the word LIE is in bold. If you are expecting to see Criss doing his street magic or a typical Cirque show with flips and contortionist then you will be dissapointed… the show is a mix of illusions and dance… it's a trip thru Criss Angels dream world it's kinda sick but cool at the same time, he's definately a dark minded individual and i will definately go back to see the show when i'm in vegas again. The people that complain about the show obviously don't have an imagination!!!

  33. 33

    I live in Vegas and everytime I see an advertisement for this show I just laaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

  34. 34

    I like Chris Angel more than words can explain.He is amazing….Wannabe on real TV to display your hidden talents such as singing, dancing, or being master of exceptional knowledge like him… So wanna get on real TV? Simply visit www.uploaded.tv, upload your performance video, and appear on real TV, worldwide. Get ready to be judged by a global audience!

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    Re: Andy27
    Andy, still licking and eatin asshole. You think it's deefukinlicious.
    Leon'A$ G. ..hey bitchtress baby, I'll vote for Letty for pope. The one we have scares me coz he stepped out of hell to take the job.
    Criss Angel, people don't like that shit anymore, it's old.

  36. 36

    Re: Andy27 – wow…..ok dude…..
    hahahahaha…..str8 boys love that shit…..

  37. 37

    Re: Andy27 – youa re in orlando….you should have no shortage of ass with all the gay bars up there…
    and im sure you are popular at P house…..lol…..
    but i kinda agree….he is fuckable

  38. 38

    What can I say? I love my baby and I love everything that he does! He is amazing and his show, Believe…fabulous. Trust me, he is an absolute brilliant performer, no matter WHAT he is doing, and he does WHAT pretty damn good!

    MMMMM, I cannot get enough of my lushus daddy Criss.

  39. AMO says – reply to this


    Whoever thought he didn't suck?

  40. 40

    I do like that promotional poster, though!

  41. 41

    Well too bad. he sold his soul to the devil!! and o well…..whad'ya expect!!!

  42. 42

    I've seent he Lance Burton show and it wasn't very "showy" at all - in fact, I felt it was stiff and dated. So now you're talking about TWO shows in Vegas you haven't seen yourself and you're spreading even more crap around, MISS DISS-INFORMATION!

  43. 43

    I went to this show and I am not sure if it sucked or not because the people sitting beside us were completely rude and ruined the entire show for us.
    What I am disappointed in is the Luxor and the BeLIEve box office taking a month to refund our money and making me have to work for my refund.
    I would boycott this show and the Luxor because they could give a shit about customer safety or customer service.

  44. 44

    It's not "horrible" but it's not "great" either. I have seen it. I paid to sit in the very back just in case. ;) . It definatly needs some work.

  45. 45

    IMHO "beLIEve" doesn't suck, but it NEEDS WORK. What is really getting boring/old FAST are the Holly comments he makes DURING THE SHOW - we are PAYING to see Criss Angel - not hear about his latest Whore.

    Criss says he wants to keep his personal/public life separate - GOOD, DO IT.
    You worked HARD to get where you are Criss, don't cheapen your life/career any further by publicizing this free GARBAGE at your show. Can't she wait for you backstage? We really don't want to see her HARD-WORN, FAKE ASS in the audience (in a COMPED SEAT). We came to see your show, not the FREE PUBLICITY your WHORE is getting. Get a real job HO-lly. Stop USING MEN to get ahead.

    In his show he keeps saying Holly is elusive - not really
    If you write her a LARGE CHECK, she is no longer elusive Criss - DUH - its that SIMPLE to CATCH HER

    I can't wait until your niece asks if she can do Playboy when she turns 18 or 21 (like Auntie HO-lly)
    What will your response be then Criss?

  46. 46

    Anybody, who thinks after seeing the show it is good, or even OK …must have been stoned when they saw it. I have known Criss for a LONG time, and even he is working on revamping, cirque and angel both know they a big boop on their hands….as for madison, she is just waiting for a swimmer so she get the trap to trigger….hey, if a man is stupid enough to put himself in that pos….knowing, what she has wanted for mega years, trap away ho, trap away.

  47. 47

    So his show may be a bit overblown and underwhelming……he's still one of the HOTTEST slabs of man on the planet and I'd do him in a heartbeat!

  48. 48

    I think anyone who would claim to have "JESUS" abilities would suck! I never liked him from the start!

  49. meena says – reply to this


    lmfao i LOVE criss angel he is SOOOO sexi… ugh love him… i anna marry him!!! i luv you criss

  50. meena says – reply to this


    lmfao how about you all stop dissing him or get the hell off this site and as for "criss angels lover" think again cuz hes mine and always will be mine… you all need to get a lyfe like 4 real… you guys will never have him so stop fighting ova the guy like lets realize that hes famous an you will NEVER have him… I WILL !!! luv yea criss 4 eva and always