This has got to be one of the stoooopidest things anyone's ever come up with!
According to the UK's Sun, Sluttyienna Miller has ordered her people to find a movie that she and her still-married lover, Balthazar Getty, can star in together.
Maybe something called Ho and Ho-ier?
Slutty's people are trying their best to talk her out of it as they know they'll be as unpopular on the big screen as they are off it.
But, apparently the sluttyest one of all is convinced that a movie role alongside Getty would be a hit.
What is the 'actress' smoking?
We say let her eff up her 'career' as much as possible!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]