BritBrit Doesn't Understand The Notion Of 'Live'

Filed under: Britney Spears

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The only thing that Britney can do live is open and close her mouth and wiggle painfully on stage.

For her Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting "appearance," Papa Spears ordered a pre-tape, then got BritBrit some anti-crazy pills, a lopsided stylist and gave her a mic to play with.

How nice!

Britney will not be "singing" at the tree lighting tonight, which she pre-taped last night. She's just gracing us with her "presence."

At least she looked cute last night/will look cute tonight!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 3:00 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “BritBrit Doesn't Understand The Notion Of 'Live'”



    1. 1

      She cant do all those strenuous dance moves and sing at the same time!



    2. 2

      i'm going tonight!!!



    3. 3

      no matter what this bitch does…we all eat it up…



    4. 4

      REALLY FUCK OFF PEREZ YOUR SHIT SUCKS!



    5. 5

      Perez, WHat would you do w/o Britney?!



    6. 6

      I'l show her how to move her mouth.



    7. 7

      she is TOO CUTE!



    8. 8

      Give her a break!



    9. 9

      HOW MANY BRITNEY POSTS IS THIS TODAY? 5, 6…
      YOU SHOULD WRITE HER A THANK YOU LETTER!



    10. 10

      Her mouth looks like it needs some harry balsac inserted into it.



    11. 11

      Maybe…..thinking, singing, talking, and dancing are hard for her to do at the same time Perez? Also could be the drugs? Although, that doesn't matter because she sucks no matter what. Yawn….



    12. 12

      fuck off fatty



    13. 13

      jobros and beyonce pretaped their performances too!



    14. 14

      her makeup person needs to be fired….i thought blue eyeshadow like that was so 80's?!?!?!?!? poor BritBrit…….next stop….the crazy train!!!



    15. 15

      she looks gorgeous here…the power of makeup\photography!



    16. 16

      fuck you perez.
      she looks beautiful.
      she kicked ass yesterday on GMA.
      shes getting sooo much better.
      and circus is soaring on the charts so fuck you.
      the only reason i go 2 ur now peice of shit blog now is to read what you say about britney.

      TEAM BRITNEY!!!!
      TEAM BRITNEY!!!!



    17. 17

      funny, love you perez



    18. 18

      poor perez, I guess he can't afford the pay for the pictures of BritBrit going into her birthday party…..they're on TMZ though



    19. 19

      she can snap her gum and breathe at the same time………doesn't that count for anything?



    20. 20

      I have a Christmas tree in my pants!



    21. 21

      I don't care if she can sing live or not! Her whole career has been about putting on a show - I respect her ability to market herself even with marginal singing talent. She's huge!!! I heart Brit Brit!



    22. 22

      Fucker.



    23. 23

      don't most entertainers pre tape now? I would like to know, other than the ice skaters, who is performing live-it ain't just britbrit



    24. 24

      There you go hating on britney again….were tired of it Perez, lay off!



    25. 25

      Re: mamajud – Hahahaha…I'll give her props for that.



    26. 26

      I LUV JOSH



    27. 27

      You should lay off the poor girl atleast she is trying



    28. 28

      Biggest phoney in showbiz what a joke.



    29. 29

      YOU FUCKIN FAT ASS, YOU NOTHING W/O BRITNEY. YO WILL NEVER HAVE THE FAME SHE HAS. NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES GOOD ORR BAD THINGS SHES ALWAYS ON TOP. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE KIND OF MONEY SHE AS. SO PLEASE GO BACK TO CUBA.



    30. 30

      Britney is a manufactured pop star. She can't sing, never could. Go to you tube and search for Britney's Microphone. She "sings" into it when she's live even though the output is always pre-recorded. What comes out of her mouth when doing so is HORRIBLE and her voice is god-awful. She is a great performer and has a great stage presence but it's ridiculous to me that she's going to "TOUR" when in reality she's just making people pay to watch her dance. It's pathetic and we keep feeding the beast.



    31. 31

      I just bought awesome seats to her CIRCUS concerts…………and i would bet a million bucks you'll be there too Perez.TEAM BRITNEY



    32. 32

      OOOOOOOOH who gives a fuck.

      i still love you britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      Fuck off! No wonder she went crazy, you people criticize every move she makes. You didn't care to comment on how gorgeous she looked at her birthday party last night, just on how much she's screwing up. Seriously leave the girl alone.



    34. 34

      OK LISTEN, as soon as brit brit gets better YOU have to fucking rip her apart your such a prick…like shes still getting her act together, leave her alone like wtf.

      i really wanna start a site just bashing you all the time. TEAM BRITNEY. holla



    35. 35

      Leave the poor girl alone already. She is trying to get her life back together. More power to ya Brit !



    36. 36

      i still love her, i dont care. im just glad shes not dead



    37. 37

      you should really stop talking about her taking anti crazy pills, or just pills in general. leave the girl alone and just respect her for getting on with her life and being fab again



    38. 38

      Her hair looks perfect for an event like this! You will find anything to criticize. Just because you are gay that does not make you an expect on everything fashion, hair and makeup.



    39. 39

      Re: BigB0882 – I meant expert.



    40. 40

      i think she is fabulous and we should all support her….. thanks



    41. 41

      Britney's REAL voice sounds like a chipmunk on nitrous oxide (laughing gas) and her "dancing" leaves a great deal to be desired. She does have her phony "Disney Smile" down pat, so that's something in her favor. She's a talentless, egocentric, self-satisfied, smug attention "ho" whose fame was established around a "Lolita" image. Since that has disappeared, everyone who cares to take a good look can see that she's an overrated, outdated, has-been performer. It'll be pleasant when she's back in Los Angeles and all the "Britney Hype" dies down.



    42. 42

      as long her idiot fans who possess no taste in music keep paying to hear her do jackshit, she will still be around to annoy rest of us who arent braindead



    43. 43

      give her a break Perez…at least she's lost the wig and British accent…



    44. 44

      Why don't you leave her the fuck alone? She's doing really good right now even though pieces of shit like you are trying with every ounce of your asshole being to continuously cut her down & destroy her self esteem. She's doing great, she looks great, she's fine - LEAVE HER ALONE, asshole.

    45. drrtx says – reply to this


      45

      perez i really REALLY like u..but what the fuck…common man, really…give her a break…she is awesome now…and FYI she is not performing there..she is just giving a message…a recorded message…also beyonce pre-taped earlier today a performance..but no….why mention that…again i love ur site …awesome…but what ur problem with brit she is really trying …u know how crazy her life is…every celebrity's life..but especially her…just leave her alone if u have nothing good to say about her



    46. 46

      Leave Britney Alone!!!



    47. 47

      Perez can you please not refer to them as "anti-crazy pills". Thats pretty insensitive.



    48. 48

      Dayum - she is looking OLD! Oldie OLD



    49. 49

      i dont get you perez

      you love her, you like her, you hate her?!
      God, its like the comments run what you actually think.
      PEREZ YOU USED TO HATE THIS BITCH WHY DONT YOU HATE HER ANYMORE?!

      Suddenly, your next posts on Britney are harsh and uncalled for.

      Make up your fucking mind you schizophrenic twat. Think for yourself.
      You know shes the shit. You know you like her new album.

      Fucck.



    50. 50

      Why didn't her lip synching bug you during her bambi performance???? You said it didn't matter because it was Britney….you are a fat walking contradiction!!!!
      I still have no clue what she did to you to get this kind of treatment, you'd think you would be all over her because she said after the Madonna concert appearance she stated that she supports gay marriage, plus she did a welcome video for gay.com and appeared at a gay club…plus it doesn't matter if she does mime, she still has more talent in her pinky finger than you do in your entire body. Come to think of it what is your talent…as we all know from your blog you have a hard time spelling, you can't make funny jokes, you're too fat to do anything athletic, your fashion sense is a sin and you are seriously hideous!! You're just a talentless, useless blob taking space, air and precious resources!! I think a little trip to a bridge or the top of a tall building is in order : D have a nice day!!!



    51. 51

      UR SUCH A HATER PEREZ.. SHE LOOKS GREAT AND MAYBE SHE PRE-TAPED IT CUZ SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO LA. YOU ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT BEYONCE PRE-TAPED HER APPEARANCE TOO! BUT ANYWAY SHE LOOKED HOT AND HER ALBUM IS GOOD TOO.



    52. 52

      Where are the pics from her birthday party? Ugh can you find room in your budget for them PLEASE?



    53. 53

      i dont care what anyone says. she looks fabulous.



    54. 54

      She was handed her 1st career because she looked good…why is she being handed a 2nd career now? I know, I know - because someone thinks they can still wring a buck out of her machine. But come on sheeple - she's Milli Vanilli - aren't we over her and her new hair extensions yet?
      With our eyes wide open - anyone who gives their money to her orginzation is only feeding her machine which is eating her up. Free Britney!



    55. 55

      Ok we get it Perez, you love to bag the shit outta Britney. Is it possible Aguileira s paying you for all this bad Britney coverage? Whether or not someones a better singer or dancer (Britney IS the better dancer) Brit Brit's star has always shone brighter than Christinas. ALWAYS. Like i love ya Perez, but stop with the Britney hate! When she was fucking up fine point out her mistakes. But she's making an attempt to get her life back together and it's getting a bit old. Give her a break: )

    56. gummy says – reply to this


      56

      Live lip synching? sorry I missed that special treat.



    57. 57

      i feel so sorry for her. i was watching the mtv premier and she just looks so sad and out of it sometimes. and she just made me eyes soo watery.. i hope shes alright



    58. 58

      I'll ignore everything else on this post besides she looked cute. seriously

    59. DlANA says – reply to this


      59

      Give her a break Perez! She is trying her best! You know I love you friend but your negative attitude toward certain things in the past few weeks is getting kind of annoying.

    60. DlANA says – reply to this


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      Re: Dollheart – Well Said Doolheart!



    61. 61

      she is a 27 year old has been ,
      what a mess.

      no talent just like blowhan.



    62. 62

      Britney is amazing, shes making a full comeback, a little at a time, no one has ever just gone through what she went through and did a total 360 in a month. She is amazing and I believe she will be bigger than ever. He new cd is amazing, her attitude is so much better, and those abs are fierce!!

      I Love You Britney



    63. 63

      Who really cares about this no-talent twit?



    64. 64

      Wow Perez, a post this morning about the rise in bipolar issues for people in our age range…then this one making fun of a bipolar person who's taking the proper meds to be healthy. You're part of the reason people who think they may need to see a Dr. DON'T!



    65. 65

      Perez could u like shut the fuck up about Britney… its soo clear that u cant stand her and that whatever she'll do you'll make a negative about it.. so can u do us all a favor and stop bashing her about everything? If u cant stand the gurl this much then stop talking about her on ur website



    66. 66

      Thank God Perez isn't kissing her ass too. Brit is crap, maybe she pulled herself together, but there are people with WAY worse problems and no money who get it together too. She's no miricle.



    67. 67

      She's had her upper lip (and I guess bottom lip) enhanced again.
      -
      Looks good, IMO.



    68. 68

      BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    69. 69

      she is going to be on ELLEN thursday, which would mean she is taping it today! How can she be in NY and LA at the same time??? Think!

      I am pretty sure that is the case, but I might be wrong?

      Anyways, she is great and people will love her cd…my friends who hate Britney Spears love her new album, I told them here this new songs (AMNESIA, MMM PAPI)and they loved it, but then I told them it was Britney and they were surprised and were like its okay.

      BUY THE ALBUM FOR SURE!



    70. 70

      I don't want to hear her voice worked through a synthesizer/equalizer anymore than I want to hear the same done with Kanye's.



    71. 71

      God Perez leave her alone………..



    72. 72

      Ok Perez! As much as I love you dearly and read your articles every day, I still feel like you pick on britbrit too much! I mean one second your on her side, the next your against her? Kinda a love/hate relationship, and you only love her when she's "fab" or "glam"….lets get this right…ALL or MOST of singers lip synch when in concert, especially when they need to perform and dance as well…can you do jumping jacks and sing a perfect note…i dont think so! As we all know brit is still recovering from severe depression where she did not get on stage, work out, put on make up, or do anything for the matter for a long time….give her a break. Its gunna take her awhile for her to get back on her feet to the way she used to be back 3 years ago. So please, I HATE reading your articles when your picking on her. I like you more when you are supportive of her! Let her progress without all the hate.



    73. 73

      Umm…people, you all forget. She cannot sing. She never could. She is a product of someone else's songs, someone else's computer, and someone else's ideas.



    74. 74

      Man, you're truly an ass! Can you perform, dance and sing all at the same…and outside none the less? She's been out there for like 2 days and everyone is already putting her down…at least she's not like she was a year ago. Could be worse…alot worse!



    75. 75

      Re: wineaux – Actually she used to sing really really amazingly before. You just didnt want to hear her….She had so many amazing ballads and her voice is natural and beautiful. Listen to her sing live at her concerts and you will see. Maybe it doesn't sound as good now because of her smoking habits which she quit. But still, she has a great voice……thats why she is a singer…..she does not suck…she has a lot of talent….there are many youtube videos of her singing live, and there are some which are fake so watch out…

      BUY BRINTEY CAN SING, YOU PROBABLY CANT



    76. 76

      maybe she had to get her kids back to L.A.? Be nice



    77. 77

      Re: bitchface00 – whos tired of it not me i love watching this loon make a fool of her crazy self



    78. 78

      perez i am starting to get the feeling that you have some problem with britney, everytime you post anything about Britney you do your stupid lil comments w/ the slash thru them and then replace them with better words so you dont look like an ass. Well fact check mother fucker you do look like a stupid ass. you most definately are jealous of britney spears becuase unlike her you cant get fucked anyday anytime by anyman you wish you were a girl so you could go get fucked!!! you suck stupid fucK!



    79. 79

      Seriously Perez, shut the fuck up! I knew you didnt report the GMA gig asap because you had something shitty to say. I would LOVE to see you live her life, make the mistakes she has and pull it back together. Hell it took you this long to get your shit together and loose some weight. Don't cast stones when you live in a glass house. This isn't Wino or Hohan we're talking about. She is making great improvements. Why kick while she is trying to climb her way up? Better hope karma doesnt get your ass.



    80. 80

      Perez maybe you should ask Papa Spears for some of those anti-crazy pills. I truly think you may actually need them more.



    81. 81

      I love this look!! Go Britney!!



    82. 82

      Hmmmm….which am I more sick of….Britwreck or her rabid fans…i just love how u all think she is "better"…that girl doesn't even know what time of day it is. How many other 27 year olds, with kids, do u know that can't take a piss without Daddy saying it's ok? I would think their (her "managers") motives would be obvious ($$$$$$$$$$$$$), pushing this girl out on tour less than a year after this all started…she's still just a puppet, just a different puppet master…I guess getting her kids and sanity back weren't a big enough priority over empty wallets.



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    85. 85

      Re: mama janis sings the blues – Perez it's messed up to mess with her. You post on her, will see her at Mtv events etc., you probably owe it to her to just at least not post such negative, distasteful remarks. Does she really need that?



    86. 86

      You need to leave her and her family alone, who are you to judge her? are you concious that all you talk about her is pure bs??? you need to make up those absurd stories so you make some money out of her… how sad is that? Everytime you eat something remember that's thanks to all the Britney's bs you publish on daily basis and 90% of it is not true!



    87. 87

      Her singing voice always sound so electronically modified that she might actually be a robot. This would explain alot.

    88. ShanV says – reply to this


      88

      Perez… i used to be a massive fan of you but now I seem to think your fame has gone to ur head (or ur peroxide) more then these hollywood stars.

      Your comments are bias and unprofessional, which add to the fact that you have nothing more interesting to say then two 15 yr old high schoolers.

      When you decide to grow up and quit looking at ur puppy/refelction/madonna ass all day…then maybe start posting.



    89. 89

      Whatever Perez….. TEAM BRITNEY! Love ya, Brit!



    90. 90

      SHE CAN'T SING LIVE!!!!
      SHE CAN'T SING AT ALL



    91. 91

      I love Britney….She is gorgeous…..She is princess of pop….She rocks….
      Wanna be on real TV like her to display your hidden talents such as singing, dancing, or being master of exceptional knowledge. So wanna get on real TV? Simply visit www.uploaded.tv, upload your performance video, and appear on real TV, worldwide. Get ready to be judged by a global audience



    92. 92

      Ummm, A little biased are we? She was not the only one lip synching last night. Your Girl Kristen Chenoweth moved her mouth, rather badly i might ad, to canned music as well as your beloved Jonas Brothers. the Rascal Flatts however sang ther ASSES off, and I don't even like Country Music.



    93. 93

      do you think enough people called you a stupid fuck in this one lol… she looks so pretty though, I love the huur-dooooo!



    94. 94

      HAS BRITNEY EVER SANG ANYTHING LIVE!? NO SENSE IN STARTING IN ON HER NOW