Completely Gratuitous

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Liza, looking stunning, in the new issue of German Vogue.

Can't nobody hold her down!

    Posted: Dec 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm / Email this  »

    77 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



    1. 1

      Stunning? My God, it took hours and hours to photoshop this pic!!



    2. 2

      what, no snide photoshop comment???



    3. 3

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      LIZA'S IMPERSONATORS HAVE NEVER BEEN AS CRUEL AS LG'S!!!
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    4. 4

      german vogue.
      alice did you se it?



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    6. 6

      photoshop is amazing!



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      Re: mamajud
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      KISSES mamajud!!!
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    8. 8

      massive photoshopping!



    9. 9

      Lucille Austero!



    10. 10

      Those HAVE to be photoshopped



    11. 11

      HAHAHAHAHA SHE'S ONE CRAZY BITCH!

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      If you think this woman is stunning it definitely explains why you are gay.



    13. 13

      now i know where Alice was this morning………did anyone get maimed in the stampede on the shops for this mag???………evening sugar!



    14. 14

      IS IT A PAINTING OR A PHOTO



    15. 15

      awwww…..love her. She's a great performer.



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    17. 17

      No Mario, these are pictures from the wax museum just before they tossed these 30 year dummies into the dumpster. Now give me another handful of valium.



    18. 18

      Im not even THAT gay



    19. 19

      Major work in first pic and some good cloning in the second. Wowzers!



    20. 20

      COMPLETELY GAY!
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      YAWN!



    21. 21

      Wow, those pictures make her look just as good as she did in the 70s and 80s. I hope she looks that good in reality. she deserves it!



    22. 22

      Drunken old hag.



    23. 23

      beautiful..I get a lot of references to a young Liza Minelli myself. If only I look that good at that age! Although photoshop does a lot of good, too.



    24. 24

      NO WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW BUT NICE PHOTOSHOPPING!



    25. 25

      Photoshopped



    26. 26

      Re: mamajud – Hahahaha…..She creeps me out. Her ex hubby is a freak and she gives me the heebie jeebies. Yuck…..



    27. 27

      Perez Hates Me ^^



    28. 28

      Re: THE REAL mama of 2 – GO TO THE MADONNA ARGENTINA THREAD…LAST FEW COMMENTS! LOL



    29. 29

      yeah photoshop much?



    30. 30

      holy photoshop, batman!! i thought those were vintage photos of her!



    31. 31

      LG from 3, SO TRUE.



    32. 32

      Re: buck – Hey BUCK THE FUCK IS HERE!



    33. 33

      BORING!



    34. 34

      She is a roollercoster Diva. I love her duet song with Donna Summer back in the 90's



    35. 35

      Liza Minnelli hasn't been stunning a day in her life. But with her parents, she really didn't have much of a chance…



    36. 36

      I hate this bitch



    37. 37

      I hate this bitch. HATE HER



    38. 38

      i luv liza!!! she will always be my idol



    39. 39

      photoshopped!!



    40. 40

      oh liza, you certainly are my fave!



    41. 41

      Wow, even with the photoshopping she looks the best she has in years. And she's no spring chicken anymore!



    42. 42

      LeOna'$ Gho$T luvs Sweetpiece!……….kisses wrapped in besos to you hon



    43. 43

      Waaaaaaaaay too photoshoped!



    44. 44

      Fugly



    45. 45

      OMG. Thank you Perez. Liza looks stunning, like the star she is. Great entertainer and love the photos.



    46. 46

      She looks amazing…mmmm the power of money!!



    47. 47

      Wait I thought she was dead?



    48. 48

      photoshoped for hours yes.



    49. 49

      Re: Master Patrick Berlin – Why oh, why do you think Perez hates u?

      I love u….!!!!!!!!



    50. 50

      Liza,
      wow what can i say…these pics r great for you but for anyone they would drain the fun out of neone's eyes. I guess german vogue doesn't have anyone to put in their magazine this money. to think your mother was absolutely beautiful and she created that beast of a woman…girl power though i love the fact that you kicked the shit out of ur ex husband…you should of done a bobbit though….much love to misschristina27



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      Oh comeon!!! these pics are photoshopped to make her look like she is 30 y.o. when she is in her 60s… why must magazines perpetuate the myth of youth in older woman… pisses me the fuck off!! Everyone gets old, why pretend that we dont… Ive seen Liza in a restaurant and believe me she looks her age which is 62, and theres nothing wrong with that!!!



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      Re: Saphier – its photoshop dummy! thats the danger cuz fools actually believe this false image is real.. get a clue she is 62



    53. 53

      oh come on, that is SO retouched. She's freakish-looking in person



    54. 54

      Love her!



    55. 55

      She look great-ly retouched!!!!



    56. 56

      On the contrary. I've heard that over the decades she's let tall, short, smart, dumb, handsome, ugly men aplenty hold her down.
      If you know what I'm saying.



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      Re: Nectar – #36.
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      LET IT GO, DARLING!
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    58. 58

      And yet, those of you who are ragging on her are the same ones who worship the phony idols, the ones with no REAL talent, who've had more plastic surgery done than a Barbie doll. You wouldn't know what real talent is if it bit you on the ass! That woman has been through enough trials and tribulations to fill 1000 lifetimes, and always comes out on top. Show me a single performer of today who can do that AND has talent…



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      Re: sheba08
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      KISSES GIRL!
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    60. 60

      LMAO
      poor photoshopper



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      ALERT! ALERT!
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      NUBIAN PRINCESS WITH DINNER PLATE IS THE IMPOSTOR!!!
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      "IT" FITS THE PROFILE!!!!!
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    62. 62

      that's either a set of photos taken in 1977 or that was photoshopped for 10 hours.



    63. 63

      The photos have been photoshopped ……. to almost death



    64. 64

      That is SO not what she looks like IRL. So obviously photoshopped. Too bad it's not video…that's when she really brings the crazazy!



    65. 65

      Photoshop or not? Fuck it, Liza can sing and she is back. Only a few performers can do this feat. After all she is Hollywood royalty. So who are the current Hollywood royalties? Rumer Willis? Does not even come close even by light years.



    66. 66

      I don't think so. Who does she think she's kidding?



    67. 67

      So that movie "Death Becomes Her" was a documentary?



    68. 68

      WOW she doesnt look ugly for a change. Credit it to good camera angles. ;)



    69. 69

      God bless for photoshop.



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      AMAZING PHOTOSHOP & AIRBRUSHING WORK, WOW !!!



    71. 71

      You have to love her…and if you do, you should read: www.theLizaDiaries.blogspot.com



    72. 72

      Liza looked like that maybe 30 years ago



    73. 73

      Why is this woman famous? Apart from being Judy Garland's daughter, she has nothing to offer. She can't sing, has zero talent. I just don't get it!



    74. 74

      She looks great.



    75. 75

      My grandpa's sister roomed with Liza when they were both struggling actresses. According to her, she was supposed to audition for a role but Liza turned off her alarm clock and went instead and landed her breakout role. Hahaha. So now whenever I see Liza I can't help but start laughing.



    76. 76

      Those pics say…Photoshop. No, they SCREAM Photoshop.



    77. 77

      her eyes look really big.
      not that thats a bad thing,
      but she looks like a beatle :S