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Douchebags Stick Together

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Brandon Davis

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"Rocker" Avril Lavigne and her husband, washed-up musician troll Deryck Whibley , are trying to make the media believe their marriage isn't on the rocks.

Just Tuesday night, though, April was spotted out at West Hollywood nightclub, Coco De Ville, pAArtying with hubby nowhere in sight.

But, even more interesting/troubling, is the fact the she was seen leaving the club with the original “firecrotch” douchebag and multiple rehaber, Brandon Davis.

Wonder what these two losers were up to together?

Sniff! Sniff!!!

[Photo via Finalpixx.]

69 comments to “Douchebags Stick Together”



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    1st ?



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    LG WAS EXPECTING GEORGE AND LAURA!!!
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    haha i hate the new avril lavigne she sucks!!



  5. 5

    Looks like Avril peed herself!



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    THEY ARE BOTH DISGUSTING! THEY LOOK SMELLY AND FUG AS SHIT!
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    GREASY! TAKE A SHOWER ASSHOLES!



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    boring



  8. 8

    Re: LEonA'$ GHo$t – Z was expecting LEonA'$ GHo$t & LG! THE ONE AND ONLY. Both Douchebags of the highest order.



  9. 9

    Re: Milky Milky – refill??



  10. 10

    Re: mamajud – yes. please. make it generous…….this shit going on is getting on my nerves……..



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    Brandon Davis is a douchebag. I think he should start dating Amy Winehouse, because his crotch disease could cancel out her crack disease.



  12. 12

    That is a really unflattering skirt, ugh!



  13. 13

    Weird, she looks like she just stepped out of 2002.



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    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez
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    OH PLEASE DEAR NOW YOU'RE GOING BY "Z?"
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    WHY BOTHER WHEN NOBODY EVER RESPONDS TO YOU, EXCEPT YOUR
    DEAR TENDERHEARTED LG!!!
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    Re: Milky Milky – AGREED! POOR FROGSTER GETTING BLAMED FOR FUCKING NOTHING!
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    I'M MORPHING!



  16. 16

    Everyone's on coke these days. It amazes me how unoriginal everyone is these days– they can't even be original when taking drugs.



  17. 17

    I have a friend who actually met her at a bar in NYC last year and said she was a total bitch. Wouldn't say hello back. These douches should stick together, and then overdose on drugs together and exit because they are both useless human beings.



  18. 18

    That Brandon Davis is such an spoiled asshole



  19. 19

    yeah i saw her at Bardot monday night with Brandon…her husband wasn't there either!



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    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – ribbit….heehee



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    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – Yah I dont get why that person feels the need to add so much space in their posts, it makes me want to read their comments even less. I would read them if they just wrote normal posts.



  22. 22

    LOOKS LIKE DOUCHE NOZZLE AVRIL PEE'D IN HER MAN-SKIRT…HE HE HE !!



  23. 23

    What's with Avril hooking up with Paris Hilton's cast-off guys? (Deryck dated Paris.)

    I really miss the "old" Avril — way back when she was 17 and a bit of a brat. Weirdly, it's like she became more immature as she grew older.



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    Re: LeOnA'$ Gho$T – Yes, I thought I would just use 'Z' because clearly, you cannot spell!



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    Is it me or does it look like she spilled something on her damn skirt? When will she ditch the pink in her hair? It's been there forever and isn't doing her any favors.



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    her clothes are shit these days n her wee hoodie looks like its for a 12 year old.
    jeezo.. all that money n she wears that?!



  28. 28

    I hate that fake b…



  29. 29

    Did anyone notice the giant load he unleashed on the front of her skirt?
    Sex stains!!!



  30. 30

    She is wearing the stuff she makes for Kohls; he is just pathetic.



  31. 31

    Also looks like there is some on her "hoodie" just below the lable and on her shoulder, classic spray pattern!



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    Re: natalie22 – GROW THE FUCK UP! I'm sure Avril's family would appreciate stupid fuckin comments like that one. Brandon davis ain't he the friend of paris hilton who's friends with perez hilton? P.S Avril doesn't do drugs period! when can we expect another perez hilton defamation lawsuit?



  34. 34

    what the fuck is avril lavigne wearing. like…actually.



  35. 35

    Looks like he sports the "preppy clothes" and a gut to boot.



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    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i love it when you talk to yourself

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    I thought that Sum41 Guy and Avril match so good 2gether.. Brandon Davis is the last guy on earth I would date. Dont see why someone cpuld be attrackted to a d-bag like him…



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    WOW is that a camouflage skirt, or are her STDs causing geyser like discharges?



  39. 39

    She's soooo young mmmmmm!



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    I like'em small so I can have my way with her in bed, taking off that mini-skirt with her feet in the air pumping ejaculate all over her sweet young body mmmmmm!



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    Re: mamajud – I'M TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH MYSELF! CHAZ007 IS SO WRONG ABOUT ME LOL



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    brandon is disgusting



  43. 43

    ew.
    wtf is she wearing?



  44. 44

    what the fuck is she wearing???



  45. 45

    Brandon is douchee Mcdouche and avril is what Linds called Paris….



  46. 46

    Avril is adorable. Stop being a hater.



  47. 47

    What the hell is she wearing,

    theyre both fugly and talentless….both lame!



  48. 48

    Doesn't anyone notice that she is hanging out with the TIZ (ashley tisdale..) she is RIGHT BEHIND HER!!



  49. 49

    she's so gross! she's the biggest poser and her music fucking sucks! i hate that people label her as a punk or a rebel yeah you're such a rebel with your stupid music and your rebelious canadian ass!



  50. 50

    LOL - until I read the caption I thought that was Greasy Bear in the pic with Avril :P



  51. 51

    Why does he always look like he hasn't taken a shower in weeks? He dresses like crap and what the fuck is wrong with his hair?



  52. 52

    UM…THIS PIC IS MISSING A PERSON,HMMM,WHO COULD IT BE???
    OH SHIT,I KNOW WHICH DOUCEBAG IS MISSING..DUHHHH..PARISHERPES HILTON ..THATS THE 3RD DOUCHEBAG…..THE QUEEN SUPREME DOUCHEBAG IS MISSING..GET BACK TO ME WHEN YA GOT ALL THE DOUCHEBAGS IN A ROW…..



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    I love them.nice couple …..
    wanna woe your soulmate like them…. your search ends here record your action, drama, emotions, love,etc. for your loves in a viodes or as a song, upload it to www.uploaded.tv and show how much you care for . Check it out.



  54. 54

    Where are Greasy Bear's sweaty armpit stains? Isn't that his standard look along with nasty oily hair and the general look of stinkiness?



  55. 55

    So sad. April is young and trying to re-establish what was once a promising career. Someone needs to get this guys away from her! He will take everything she has!



  56. 56

    She is the biggest sell out of all time. Sad, she didn't need to sell out , but she did. Either that, or she just has really bad taste in music, fashion and make-up and ……………….



  57. 57

    what the hell is she wearing? gross.



  58. 58

    ew.
    she dresses decked out in her own line like she rolled out of the 90% off bin at zellers.

    a camo skirt and cheapie tacky hoodie?
    what a stupid moron.
    she looks like shit.
    and i don't know exactly what she's trying to do here, but hanging out with paris hilton doesn't really do much for her ULTRA PUNK RAWK OMG SK8R BOI image now does it?

    tsk.



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    Re: horrorshow – She's not trying to be "punk" foolRe: Mai Mai – take a chill pill. The haters sound like 15yr old little valley girls with words like "eww" and "gross" hopefully someday they'll grow up. She can hangout with whoever she wants to, it's her life not yours.



  60. 60

    what are they both wearing?



  61. 61

    These two are perfect for each other. I hope he knocks her up.



  62. 62

    Maybe they'll get a divorce and she'll go back to writing cranky/ pissed off music.



  63. 63

    Perez, why do you always write APRIL??????????????



  64. 64

    I am not sure why people aren't getting the MEMO but Camouflage printed clothes went out of style YEARS ago..get over it!!!



  65. 65

    Wise up, folks…..she's CANADIAN!!! That goes a LONG way in explaining her "career" or lack thereof. They both look like they would stink if you got close enough to 'em…..take a shower!



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    "rocker" -LoL



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    Re: bearcub
    That's perfectly accurate. Every Cnadians are losers. Celine Dion for example, her career is a laugh.



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    Re: StarLett
    Wow !! I thought I as the only one to notice !



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    omg , i totally din realize it . it doens't look lyke her .