If Only That Were Us!
Filed under: Anglophilia > David Beckham
At first, we thought Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed, got a tan and was running around topless.
But, alas, that is not Posh!
It's one very lucky New Zealander, giving David Beckham a traditional greeting and rubbing noses with the soccer stud as he lands in Auckland on Wednesday.
Becks is in Kiwi land with his team, the LA Galaxy.
You know what that means, right????
Expect some shirtlessness, soon!!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: December 3, 2008 at 10:00 am
No your nose would be in his ASS!
WTF?
nipple
He looks like he's enjoying man on man action. Fucking gross.
this is not news.
fuck you mario's mama.
HAHA, that was quite amusing for a change. Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Perez?
where's my comment ??
Stop promoting your faggy bullshit!!!
God you're like hitler…trying to exterminate all the straights!!!
David Beckham is hot!!! If he hangs out with Snoop, maybe he will hang out with you, Perez!!!!
I hope that's not a woman.
Nice Rack……is that a chick???
before you know Beckham will be on the knob!!!!
Perez, bend over, i need a place to stand up my tree…..
nipple nipple
That thing is still way more attractive than Posh. Posh=Blech.
Re: Milky Milky – I need some udder love!
THIS SUCKS!!!!
I'm laughing, it damn well could be her, rather scary!
Re: _Alice_ – now we are talking. where have you been sweet tits?
the shirtless guy has a HUGE head!!
HOTNESS!
LOLOLOL, i TOTALLY thought that was Victoria!!
Re: _Alice_ – heyyy!
Re: _Alice_ – HEY SWEETY!
next.
Re: mama of 2 – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: harrybalsac – Guten Tag!
Re: _Alice_ –
i love posh. used to hate her till i saw one episode of her moving to america show….she's funny as fuck.
Re: _Alice_ – HEY ALICE!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Hey! I was thinking about our porno and I really do like the name Letty in Alice's Wonderland. We need to get this shit set up. And we need to promote!
his nipple is hard.
Re: Perez Blows Goats – LOL
Is that a girl?
Re: _Alice_ – I TRIED TO NOMINATE YOUR PORNO FOR A SPIRIT AWARD YESTERDAY BUT MARIO WAS ACTING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG!
Re: Milky Milky – Awww, I'm sorry. But we're going to have agree to disagree on this one. I really just can't stand her:(
That would have been hot Perez ! David is fine.
fresh
Boker tov !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Fuck that douche. He wouldn't know true art if it came up and bit him on his cum coverd ass.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – GROSS!
Re: _Alice_ – SOUNDS GOOD! WHAT NAME DO YOU PROPOSE!
he seems to be enjoying it
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – WHOOAH!
Is that the" pregnant dude"?
I love him!
THE FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN THAT SLAGGING OFF POSH SPICE.
OMG !!! I LAUGHED FOR LIKE AN HOUR !!!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Oh no, we keep the name. We just need to get together and this shit started. I'm tired of all the teasing!
He is giving a traditional maori greeting called a hongi
I swear, for a minute there, I thought that was Victoria's back - I had to do a double take!!!
lol I thought it was Posh too
Beckham is smiling too much, he needs to stop hanging with Tommy C.
At first, we thought Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed, got a tan and was running around topless.
lolololololololol
I THOUGHT THAT WAS POSH TOPLESSSSS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! IM DYING RIGHT NOW TO KNOW ITS A BOY! LOLLLLL!
He reached around and poked his finger in his buttcrackhole.HAHA
hahahahhahaha
that does look like posh. wtf.
Perez Hates Me ^^
Saw him at the airport! And no, thats not a woman. And yes, its a weird greeting moari people do, they insist its culturaly abusive if we don't let em rub noses with everyone.
Seriously, he is perfect. But the voice? Haha
LMAO I thought the exact same thing about it being posh! Is that a guy or a girl though?
I thought that was Posh omg
sexy
It is a Kiwi of Maori descent, dressed in traditional clothing and giving a 'hongi' which is a greeting, symbolic of the 'sharing of the breath of life' and becoming one with the tribe while you stay with them. New Zealand is the best country on Earth…pity about the government we just got : (
Victoria is nothing special.
that is a hilarious picture,
love it ,
thanx .
whats with her boob?
dam this picture made me horny
You guys are fucking rude.
Its tradition for the Maori here you dumb fucks.
Fucken americans wouldnt like it if we insulted their country in any way.
kiwi- from BAD GIRLS CLUB LAST nITE?? did u llike it perezzz
that's what i thought so too!
Re: lyndsay – Agreed. These people are ignorant idiots.
you racist fcks. its an honor to be greetd this way.
Doubt he'll be going shirtless cos its effing freezing over there!
ROFLMAO that LITERALLY looks like posh! L-O-fucking-L!
W/ THAT HAIR CUT AND THE DARK SKIN, I THOUGHT THAT WAS POSH FOR A SEC, LMAO !!!!!
OMG!!! me too lol
Re: CARLZA – Too right
It's mean to be summer here in NZ…that's a load of bs.
It's a custom to rub noses.
'At first, we thought Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed, got a tan and was running around topless.'
hahahah gold, absolute gold. i thought is was posh to for a minute.
Re: wholelottarosy – i don't know where you are, but it's unbearably hot as fuck in auckland most days.