Jessica Simpson Still Assaults Us In The Checkout Lane For Some Reason
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Uhhmm, if Jessica Simpson is playing bingo halls, then why is she still landing magazine covers?????
Why can't they just let this barely C-lister flail around on Dancing With The Stars and then fade gracefully into Z-List-ness????
This must be the doing of some Papa Joe witchcraft!
Anyway, J. Simpleton is on the cover of Marie Claire and brings the LOLs with some fabulous quotations.
The hapless blonde tells mag, "I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not."
You gotta find some way to keep yourself occupied while you're unemployed, right? Too bad she has to drag her friends into it!
Left with few other options, she's going to follow in her father's footsteps. Sort of.
"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I Tivoed and then watched eight times."
She might have to start with a high school course in religion first!
More words from a jealous Mario who can't make it on his own name, let alone the Hilton name. Your book will fail, just like your love life, your clothing line, you phone line, etc…
PLEASE DON'T POST ABOUT THIS IDIOTIC TWIT!
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JESSICA SIMPSON = STUPID SLUT WHO NEEDS TO GET DUMPED BY ROMO
Stupid! 1st?
Re: Pwn3d! – I'M WITH MARIO ON THIS ONE…SHE'S A FUCKING RETARD!
haha shes a tit thats why
Awwww you're mean Perez! I still love Jessica! She's great! Stop being mean to her!
What's with her upper lip??
ew , she looks weird .
She is still around…I forgot she even excisted
I actually don't mind her!!
See this bitches BIGGEST problem is that she used her reality show to totally play the dumb blonde shit off and when it was over, she tried to start sounding a little more educated and knowledgeable about shit and it just doesn't come off as being believable.. And what a fucking bad ass interview to give roflmao =P I wanna be just likeeee her
I know I know…boring
She needs to go away…maybe send her on an island somewhere…
Hey, what is wrong with the Da Vinci Code stuff? I watched it too!!!!!
Has anyone ever read her Maxim interview.. I know it's old lmfao BUT she looked fucking more hideous than I have ever seen her look her entire career and when she speaks in interviews she just comes off as a fucking tard.. She was talking about how she likes to kiss with her eyes open because the eyes are the windows to the soul and shit and I dunno lmfao she irritates the fuck out of me, I would love to see her get dumped, publicly humiliated and fall off the face of the earth
she is clinging on to that spotlight for dear life
Yoko Romo has got her game face on.
Why dont this country bumkin just GO AWAY! HER CAREER IS OVERRRRRRR. hahahahahahaha
Wow, Jessica Simpson's still alive?! Jeez,after i watched that depressing video where she broke down during a live performance,i thought it was R.I.P Seriously though, her career is pretty much half-dead…for now
something about her upper lip has always bugged me.
she looks like one of those bobble heads …………….head dosnt match the body
Re: BBBoricua – The Da Vinci Code was a great novel but it's not a religious text as Jessica seems to think lol
all this coming from a girl whos dad likes to titty fuck her
In another 5 years…she will be doing playboy…..
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oh yeah….those tits are always something she can fall back on….so to speak…
does she not realize that most religious people hated the da vinici code because it went against the teachings of the bible?
what a fucking idiot
when will she realize that her 15 minutes are OVER?
she was popular maybe 8 or 9 years ago, she's frickin DONE
she's just trying to suck up to her perverted minister dad, and she's so selfish.
Anyone remember how she was whining about how upset she was that Ashlee was getting married and she wasn't? Bitch you HAD your time.
i cant believe i actually owned most of her cds in 6th grade
[shudders]
Something is off with her upper lip. She is so annoying
She does know The DaVinci code is fiction, right?
omg perez, that is the funniest title ever. you probably didn't come up with it then yourself….
haha.
My God she's an idiot.
Someone please tell this Ho that the Da Vinci Code was FICTION!!!!
Why is this person famous? Why don't we have any standards for excellence anymore? Its a fucking disgrace.
Maybe when she goes to BARNES AND NOBLE she should get Religion for Dummies instead of filling out self help surveys!!!! What a loser! Only desperate people buy self help books.
oh jesus.
she pisses me off more than george w bush.
You would think if you're going to study religion, you would talk about the BIBLE, TORAH, KORAN not the Da Vinci Code! She's slower than a slug. It proves the point that men are only with her for the big tiddays and once they get bored with her they move on.
FYI: for all those who are remarking the The Da Vinci Code is fiction….NEWSFLASH: so is religion.
am i the only one who loves jess???????? guess so.
She's on the Dec. issue of Cosmo too. And I don't get that either. I have yet to read the article.. if I ever will.
have you heard that tommy torres is amazing and u should definatly buy his music !!! trust me u wont regret it
Re: Milky Milky – i don't mind her…..she should have stuck with nick….mtv would have followed them to the grave
"then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not."" okay, that just solidified my opinion of her…because what everyone REALLY needs is a self-absorbed friend who keeps asking us "what do you think of me?" ugh.
Re: the masses are the asses – well said, does she realize the Da Vinci Code is fiction?
This is why I love you, Perez! You point out the obvious (Stupid Jessica not graduating from high school), and everything branches out from there! She is completely ignorant. She doesn't have a brain in her body and it is quite pathetic that people still look up to the dimwit. The only people I know look down to her, but I am sure there are some naive teenagers who think that she is the queen…Hey, kids, if you want to make something of your life and be respected and make somewhat of a mark in this world then GET AN EDUCATION and from there you will have self esteem, acceptance, respect, and whatever else you need in this life. Jessica "the dumb cunt" Simpson should be your staple of what NOT to be:-)
okay, Perez it is time some one who really doesn't care about you, tell you the truth. We, your readers, who made you famous by participating in your 'blog' are so over your hate of John, Jessica, and Jennifer. The bottom line is that we will NOT continue to hit on your site if we are no longer entertained. I like John & Jenn and I think Jess is a sweet girl. If you can not grow up and get over what ever went wrong in you guy's friendship than you need to realize that business is buisness and you are huring yours.
Re: 10b –
STFU, let him hate on them all he wants
Why does she look just like her dad?!?! look at that face.
Speaking of religion, maybe she should try Kabbalah. Madonna could give her some lessons.
Pssh, nobody cares about Jessica Simpson anymore…
What the hell does this retard that didn't even graduate from high school know about The DaVinci Code? Mmm.. maybe she will find the code to measuring how big her boobs are!
Hate this girl and her father!
Don't post about her anymore. Lets all ignore her and that way she can go away! I hate her off key, wailing, face twisting "singing".
is it just me or does this look like Ashton Kutcher with a wig on??
and ps) Perez- she WOULD fade away if you would stop posting her on your site! its the only place I hear about the girl!
Angelina Jolie magazines are blocking her in the food store, so come on man!
Your stupid and sick obsession with Jessica gave you a name in the first place so you should thank her for putting your name in the spotlight, remember how you used to talk and report shit about her same as you are doing now with Britney? You should thank her for every single thing you have you idiot!
ew why? what has she done lately to be on a cover? shouldnt her sister be getting all the attention? after all she did just pop out a baby!
haha quote of the day "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I Tivoed and then watched eight times." this show how stupid and retarded she really is! haha J-simp.. go away.. youre just.. embarrassing
I recommend taking elementary courses first. That woman is so stupid that she would congratulate the Secretary of Interior for his good taste in designing the inside of the White House. TRUE STORY!!!
Her smile looks so weird. WHy is she still famous???
She is soooo self-obsessed.
clearly, during recession, magazines need to cut back on costs, like hiring Jessica Simpson instead of someone good.
Okay, I didn't know she was REALLY that stupid. Omigosh, she missed the train.
OMG Perez your headline for this one is too fucking funny!
She is just plain dumb!
I really think that everyone giving negative comments about Jessica needs to get over themselves. She has never done anyone any harm. She seems to be a sweet girl who genuinely cares about people. So what if her career is cooling off. Doesn't it happen to all celebrities? Give her a little credit. She was extremely successful for a period of time and now she is going out gracefully. At least its not in a mental breakdown like some celebrities.
Rumour has it she's doing these covers for FREE to keep her name out there… She needs to just pack it up and move back with momma and poppa simpson and try again. Her 15 mins of fame was up a few years ago.
Hey hey hey people isnt this a celebrity gossip site and not some bitch fight site for personal hates against this so called celebrity. Perez leave the bitch alone - Shes doing so much more than anyone else - at least trying! So much more than that whats her name - "Every Hearbeat" Splattered bird from Sweeden. WHO CARES allot more than others….
leave your personal bitchiness at home perez and do your job by giving us the goss
Love ya , hate ya Wouldnt want to be ya
FAGmo.
Shut up she looks great and obviously still sells magazines
The funniest part of this magazine is "smart" and "genius" on the cover with someone who is neither smart nor a genius. Think Marie Claire was taking a shot at her?lol
Obviously if she's on YOUR SITE then she's not really a 'C Lister' is she? BTW you've had SEVERAL gramatical erroes throughout the past couple of days. Maybe you should hire a spell checker or a high school student to catch those for you?
Has anyone noticed that Jessica just can't win no matter what she says? If she says something ditzy, then people say "See, she's stupid" but if she says she is interested in something intellectual like religion, then people say crap like this. SERIOUSLY.
Give her a break Perez!
Why don't you focus on the fact that she's one of the only Hollywood starlets that has managed to maintain her dignity.
No arrests.
No crotch shots.
No sex tapes.
BE NICE!
agree….why is she still around????
Bye whatsherface.
You people need to leave perez alone. there is nothing sexy or sultry about acting or behaving dumb, this includes jessica. If you people are tired of perez making fun of jessica, than turn your computers off. I, for one, like it because there is alot about jessica to make fun of. She is a joke. Really, Jessica is not going to sit in a classroom with theology majors, she would be humiliated and she would suffer even more from low self esteem, because she would not be able to converse with them intellectually. also, saying they want to take a college course and actually doing it are two different concepts. Jessica is full of hot air and will say anything for an interview. Furthermore,If this bitch attends a college course, hell will freeze over. SO IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT HE IS WRITING ABOUT JESSICA, THAN GET OFF THIS SITE AND LEAVE PEREZ ALONE. AT LEAST PEREZ KNOWS TALENT WHEN HE SEES AND HEARS IT, AND JESSICA HAS NONE. LAST I HEARD, NICE ,CHRISTIAN GIRLS DON'T EXPOSE THEMSELVES HALF NAKED, LIKE JESSICA, FOR ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY.
Yeah, no crotch shots or sex tapes from this bimbo but.. she touted her virginity but then proceeded to cheat on her husband. Her and her family go on and on about being a Christian family yet her father persuaded her to leave her husband because he felt it would be better for her career. Her father is nothing more than a money hungry leech and this used to be a minister.
Bottom line.. the two girls have no talent but what their father manufactured to make money. The father is this overbearing, false, money hungry, fake who paid for his daughter's double ds, that he likes to brag about. What kind of minister of God would pay for his daughter to have a boob job? Yeesh. They like to lie, like they lie about a lot of stuff, that the boobs are real.
You know all they do is come back about how much money they have but who cares about how much money you have when everybody hates you?
I HATE THIS FAKE FAMILY!!!!