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More NFL Woes! Six Players Suspended for Violating Steroids Policy

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Things have been pretty shitty for the NFL the last few days.

Two guys from its Super Bowl winning Giants ran into gun related trouble with the law this weekend.

Then, on Tuesday, the league had to suspend six players for violating its steroid policy.

Only six guys in the entire league?

Those guys probably weren't filled in on the new way to fight steroids tests!

Sucks to be behind the curve!

According to ESPN, the suspended players are running back Deuce McAllister and defensive linemen Charles Grant and Will Smith of New Orleans; defensive linemen Kevin and Pat Williams of Minnesota; and long snapper Bryan Pittman of Houston.

When the league tested the pee pee of these six guys, they apparently found a diuretic, which can serve as a masking agent for steroids.

Word of the first positive test apparently leaked in October. People are puzzled that it took almost two months, with only four games left, for the league to dole out suspensions.

An NFL suit said, "I think if you ask most coaches, every game is important. I don't think they'd differentiate between the first and the last. We do have things in place to get them done as quickly as possible. But we had to deal with the number of players involved and adjust travel schedules. We have to fit it around the players' ability to attend."

Uh huh. Sure, Mr. Business Man!

33 comments to “More NFL Woes! Six Players Suspended for Violating Steroids Policy”



  1. 1

    Aww fuck, let them play!!



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    Re: guilty of being white
    No, make them suffer and waterboard their assholes.hehehehe



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    Fuckin' cheaters, we need an all 'roid league were they can just go wild! Oh wait, that was the 70's & 80'S.



  4. 4

    Let me shot them full of steriods for 5 hours straight and then see how much they want them.



  5. 5

    STEROID USERS = LITTLE VIENNA SAUSAGE DICKS!



  6. 6

    Re: SheriMoonZombie – Twisted little monkey.



  7. 7

    COCKTAIL WEINER ANYONE?
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    BORING…NEXT MARIO'S MADRE!



  8. 8

    FUCK THE ROID HEADS!



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    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    I hear all Football players have.



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    Re: harrybalsac – NO WE ARE NOT LOL
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    HOW'S BBD DOING?



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    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Speakin' of twisted, when JAY-SUN gitten'outta the hole ?



  14. 14

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Oh I meant to click on Jokerbaby & SMZ, their eerily similar.



  15. 15

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans!

    LettyB, a guy on a post #17, Andy27 in JessicaAlba "if you are easily offended" , claims that you are a sexual predator in a state of Florida. I know you are from Canada. Check it out



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    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Long & loose,fulla juice!



  18. 18

    They shoulda specified what the could and could not take! Its not the players fault…Nobody knew it was a steroid…Leave Duece alone man!!!



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    Re: harrybalsac – You know it.Re: harrybalsac – no, but I like her.Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – They deserve it.Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – hey fukbaby girl♥



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    FOOTBALL: THE ONLY RELIGION ACCEPTED IN THE US EXCEPT KRISTIANITY!!!
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    AND THE SAME MORONIC FOLLOWERS!!!
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    MUAH!
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    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – #8.
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    LETTYB KNOWS HER LG!!!
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    Re: orchidgirl – Maybe that's why he's in Canada now…



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    Re: Big Black Dick – YOU GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF!



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    Fact check please - most, if not all, of these players do not have a history of steroid abuse nor has it even been a suspicion. The diuretic was most likely used to keep their weight down, as most of them have weight clauses in their contracts.

    On the other side of the coin, the NFL warns all it's players that if they take any vitamins/substances that it is AT THEIR OWN RISK.

    Accusations without proof are considered lies and slanderous.



  25. 25

    Fuckers.



  26. 26

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Seriously! Is that a gun in your pocket ? I know it can't be your man-hood!



  27. 27

    WHILE I STILL CAN NOT FORMALLY REPLY TO YOU, LG YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!



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    Re: SWEETPIECE LUVS LG! – THAT'S NOT LG!!!!



  29. 29

    YOU'RE AN IDIOT PEREZ. STAY OUT OF SHIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    1. SPORTS.
    2. WOMEN.

    Comment 24 should take over for your sports writing.



  30. 30

    Your headlines are so misleading Perez.
    "When the league tested the pee pee of these six guys, they apparently found a diuretic, which can serve as a masking agent for steroids."

    Therefore, they were not suspended for VIOLATING STEROIDS POLICY, they were suspended for having a diuretic in their system. A diuretic is not a steroid.

    Always a hate spreading asshole, aren't you Perez.



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    HEY DARLINGS, LG THINKS "NUBIAN PRINCESS WITH A DINNER PLATE" IS THE IMPOSTOR!!!
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    ALERT! ALERT!
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    NUBIAN PRINCESS WITH DINNER PLATE IS THE IMPOSTOR!!!
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    "IT" FITS THE PROFILE!!!!!
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    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans!
    Letty, who is fuking with Leon'A$ Gho$t? Where is the sweet Bitchtress at and why isn't she spanking them hard? hehehe