This Is Mayjah!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia
In case you didn't know….
We have our first-ever book coming out next month!!!!
Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons is being released by Celebra/Penguin, and…..it doesn't suck! In fact, it's really REALLY good. And funny!
The book is available for pre-order online now and will be hitting bookstores on January 6th.
We can't wait to hit the road and meet all of our Perezcious readers at book signings across America. And, we've already hit the promotional trail for RCS.
The U.K.'s Tatler magazine has just run an awesome, full-page feature in their new issue on the Queen of All Media.
That is massive!
Tatler, published by Conde Nast, is the British equivalent of Vanity Fair.
It's a great mag and this is a great honor.
Pick it up!!!! And, order online your copy of Red Carpet Suicide today!
No thanks, we get more than enough of your shitous rambling's right here.
why buy the COW when you get the MILK for free?
and it's spelled MAJOR
just sayin'
Who gives a fuck…
NOT I!!!!
no thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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PEREZ = SERIOUS AUTHOR
it's gonna suck
toot your own horn much.
you made your mama write a book??
Sounds precious……….
comments are fucked up again.
You are a Gob. A big, fat, useless Gob.
No, Vanity Fair UK edition is the British equivalent of Vanity Fair
I'd rather buy meth.
No thank you, I would rather stick a pin in my eye!
YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF MIERDA!
i ain't ordering SHIT from you!!
hey, you should NOT bite Paris's face!!!!
You really are in love with yourself Perez!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SHITTIEST BOOK EVER! YOU FUCKING SUCK AND I HAVE BETTER THING S TO SPEND MY MONEY ON!!!!!!!!!!
Perez you are getting to big for your own good. Is that why this web site is getting boring cause you are saving all your good stuff for the book. Sad but, I would of never seen u as a sell out!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – PEREZ IS SHITEOUS!
No, thanks…if it's anything like your "clothing Line," I'll pass..
yawn.
can't believe how much you love yoyurself, have some humility for goodness sake!
That picture of you with Paris should have you emerging from her ass portal as that is where you live…..as for the mag…fuck off
RETARD!
Who would waste their money on a crap book like that??? People who would be interested in garbage like that probably couldn't even read!
"Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons is being released by Celebra/Penguin, and…..it doesn't suck! In fact, it's really REALLY good. And funny!"
Do you have data to support this statement? Is it something your mum wrote? We're in a recession, you keep bitching about it and how "Bush fucked up our country", yet, you want us to run out and buy your book. Hmmmmm…
Good luck to you, I'll keep my eyes on the NY Bestseller list. [sic]
Re: Milky Milky – LOL!
Man you put the L in LOSER.
You career will not last half as long as Cindy Adams my flabby dear.
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In another year, you will be majorly O-V-E-R!
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You officially already are with the trendy group, just wait till the masses catch up!
ooh, congratulations perez! i love tatler and used to have a subscription before the pound just became too $$ for the canadian dollar exchange.
I thought this site was for celebrity news and gossip and Perez is far from a celebrity. This should be posted on a site for fat douche bags.
I will be sure to check it out at the library.
Congrats on the book, Perez! I'll never understand why all these loser haters come to your site. Some of them leave comments all day long. The only conclusion I can come to is that they're all too sad, lonely, and bored with their lives….they can only get attention by being hateful on the internet because no one pays attention to them in their real pathetic lives.
Re: I think Perez is great. –
Well played!
Congrats on the book Perez!
'gob almighty' aint a compliment
YOU GODDAMN WHORE, PEREZ I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU!!!!
Here we go again with Perez trying to sucker 13 yr old little girls and gay boys into buying his crap. Everybody hold on to your wallets, fatty is trying to slide his greedy hands into you pockets again.
Mario, how are you going to write a book when you can't even spell and your grammar is horrendous?
Quit saying WE. It makes you sound more uneducated than you are. Unless of course the WE refers to you and the gerbil up your ass.
Re: Topher – Phat, you say Phat? Look who the fuck is talking, fatfucker.
Perez,
we can make movies next…
Call me, honeybabes.haha
Really Good? Really Funny?
REALLY?
Or is it just like this site - written like crap with 1000 typos?
Eww
Re: JoJoStar – LOL!
Let the greasies begin!!!
i'll buy it!
English 101…it's a "guide to" not a "guide on". Please tell me you're not actually putting out a (self-published) book with that in the title.
Re: JokerBaby – Dear douch bag, obviously this is not my real picture. Next time you better pass the pipe.
I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that and that you're not, in fact, a total SELLOUT.
Oh, Perez. Hope you got a good advance cuz it sounds like crap. Why would anyone want to buy that? Honestly.
Oh you silly boy!!! Don't you remember when you started a 'clothing line' at hot topic??? remember??? to promote it you went to the mall to sign *smirks* autographs LOL and only like 10 people came. And now your clothing line has been discontinued because nobody and I mean NOBODY deserves to wear something with your name on it!
What I'm trying to get at is why do you think a book will do any better??? Do you actually think people who come to this site are going to go buy it????
I'm embarrassed for you : (
p.s. go kill yourself!
Re: I think Perez is great. – Maybe the only reason YOU come to this website is because you can relate to an overweight, single, 30 year old, pink hair homo who has nothing better to do than trash perfect strangers and smell his own farts…just sayin : D loves!!
Sold out even more so. Even going to say your book 'doesn't suck'. Well, I think the public should judge that, not you!
dude, if ANYONE else were putting out a (very obviously to make money) BOOK you would be making SO MUCH FUN OF THEM. You'd go on and on about how they're the next dumbass to "put out a book" SOLELY to cash in on the profits, etc. - in a word (or two) - YOU SUCK. And so will your book. I hope it bombs.
Perez, honey, everybody blows their Christmas money on Boxing Day. Why would you release your book on January 6th?
Re: I think Perez is great. – Or we're passin' time at work,gettin' paid to fuck with jerk offs like you!
yeah- noo…
And Tatler being the British equivalent of Vanity Fair *snorts in laughter* you are good for a laugh Mario!
so like an asshole, i thought it came out this month, yesterday was the 6th and all. and i have a research paper that i decided to do on perez about why i think he is/will become an icon. but need thye book as a source.
ps whats with the haters commenting? why go on the site and create an account and all that if they no likey likey
Congratulations Perez! The purrrfect book to look forward to after finals!