Beef Curtains and Her Beau Hit the Town

They're still together, though you won't be seeing this on The Hills. Cuz, you know, they don't like to show reality on that show!
Lauren Conrad and that actor boyfriend of hers were whooping it up at LA's Crown Bar on Wednesday night.
What's up with the lumberjack look, actor boy?
And, doesn't LC look so Lohan-esque?
Is a trip to rehAAb to follow her too????
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YAWN
a trip to rehab because she is wearing leggings????? wow….you are on a roll of shit today.
That IS Lindsay–look at what she's wearing. Sam is gonna be pissed.
First?
He have to shave that stupid beard of his face, its ugly..
a little bit of facial hair is hot.
but .. that!
THERE IS NOTHING COOL ABOUT LEGGINGS AND A SHORT SHIRT! FUCKING TARDS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY!
GREAT MARIO…ANOTHER USELESS TWAT!
haha. she looks like lindsey. it's all downhill from here.
Whatever, more Montag booty shots!
If by "look like lindsey lohan" you mean "looks like a white trash slimy piece of okra shit" than yes, she does.
Re: omg-i-rule – OMG NOT!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – hey sexy
Re: Milky Milky – hey milky
Lauren is SO frickin overrated. Bitch is already overshadowed by Audrina, and will soon be by Whitney. No one cares about her and her grizzly adams boyfriend. He'll dump her ass once he gets his fill. Beef curtains suck titty.
Re: bluwizpee – Hey neighbor, where's Meatwad!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY!
He's FUG but I guess she can't do any better because SHE'S fug.
wow her man is fug….
Re: bluwizpee – NICE AVATAR! YOU AND HARRY WILL BE BEST FRIENDS! LOL
He kinda looks like a bloated David Cook.
She's on her way to REHAB!!! Trying to be just like Lindsay!!
WHOOAH!
maybe when she does go to rehab theyll talk her into shaving that mustache off
I meant she's FUG in the BODY and that's FUG to guys.
i love him on My Boys
yeah she does look lohan-y
but i dont think thats a bad thing!
i like LC
and he's pretty hot if you ask me
You are DISGUSTING Perez, or which ever minion typed this up!!!!
Shame on you!!!! Do you eat with that mouth?
That is just gross.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: Milky Milky – Re: harrybalsac – Good night all. I will now go to bed with pleasant thoughts of Mr Hot Monkey whispering that sweet, sweet Spanish in my ear…..;)
Re: bluwizpee – AND YOU ARE???????
Re: _Alice_ – NIGHT!
Re: bluwizpee – are you honestly trying to hit on people via perez's commenta page?? WOW thats redic.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – YUMMY!
Re: _Alice_ – BUENAS NOCHES NENA CHULA!
Re: harrybalsac – i put him in the drier…
Re: Elizaaa1 – are you a lesbian?
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HE/SHE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT…I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE MIAR…NOT SURE!
big fucking YAWN
Re: bluwizpee – HAVE YOU MORPHED OR ARE YOU REALLY A NEWBIE?
Re: _Alice_ – glad i made it in time to tuck you in……..nightnight
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – hi honeybun
Re: Elizaaa1 – Wanta fuck?
who are these people????
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(crying)
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make them go away!!!
LMAO I love how this guy acts like he's hot shizz, hilarious, who is he????? seriously, an actor? a movie actor? never seen him before, he must be a soap opera actor and bit parts in DVD movies LOL good one LC, way to go, date that D-lister, give him a little bit of your C-list fame.
Re: Mimi723 – hahahaha….i think that is the funniest thing i have read all day….
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you have a hierarchy of z listers…..lol…..
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none of these bitches will ever be anything…..except famewhores…..which they have done good at….but they are no Brangelina….
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – don't try that self-important shit with me my friend…lettyb, i'm you're fan.
Cute couple!….hope they had fun….
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – why, do i remind you of someone?
mwwwaaaaahhhhh
i heard elizzzzaaaaaa is a big my chemical romance fan and she is totally broken up about her fag man having a baby with that other ugly ho…
SKANK!
Is that Kyle Howard? from Orange County?
Re: bluwizpee – COOL THEN!!!
Re: Elizaaa1 – CAN I LICK YOU!!!!!!!!
will someone please let her know she's got a 5 o'clock shadow on her upper lip? i admit, The Hills is a guilty pleasure of mine, but looking at her lip makes me more uncomfortable than Speidi's PDA.
HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO NOT CUTE. LC can do way better than him. I can't help it…I want her to be with Brody again but Brody is with that Playboy chick so he can get a free pass into Playboy Mansion parties.
Re: Obama says NO to prop H8TE – He's Kyle Howard. He's on the show 'My Boys', was in Orange County, and was a child actor that starred in a few films. He isn't z list by any means.
Re: omg-i-rule – Number 4, you's young & tender & all. My warnin' to you : iffin you's gonna be postin' in the top 50 oe so, you better be ready to run with the big boys. Or theys will tears you to pieces.
Now, that is just sum luvvin' advice from Mammy.
Don't know who the guy is, but he looks like David Cook.
why do you call her beef curtains?
wow totally ripped off lindsay's look
Perez Hates Me ^^
i always thought lindsey and lauren looked and talked so much alike!
Oh Come One Perez, You know you are so far up FAKE Speidis Butt that you would not reality if it hit you in the butt….
BEEF CURTAINS LOL
uh I actually though she was lindsay for a whole minute…
Who…..and who would care. He must think a lot of himself if he thinks the Hills would hurt his career…….who again…….kyle howard……who again……
POOR LC!! She is NOTHING like Lohan……….jerk-off
Why does she always date guys that look like they haven't showered in a few weeks? (except Brody, he's hot) I mean really!
wow! She had the nevre to call adrinas boytoy gross?/ this guy isnt even cute! ha,,, bet she did F**k justin!
that looks EXACTLY like lindsay
Like seriously perez stop hating. Your so pathetic you had to go and come and use someone else's name ie: Paris Hilton. And you have the nerve to sit down on your fat ass and call her fat and call her beef curtains. Like really in my opinion your so filled with hate and jelious that L.C is doing better than you. Obviously she's a better person than you she doesn't sit on her ass all day gossiping about other people. NO WONDER YOUR SUCH A FAT ASS! Cause your so useless that you don't even have a proper education like the rest of the world, that all you can do is sit down and gossip. So why don't you do me and the rest of the world a fav and go do something useful with yourself. Because like they say to people like you and the rest of the L.C haters out there who are so jellious that they love to make people who have a better life than you, No better yet actually have a life and go and try and make it a living hell. Because if L.C was fake than i would think by now she would be out of the buissnes by now. Hey i have an idea for you perez why don't you start a clotheing line like Lauren and you can call it Trends For Fat Lazy Hobos! Fit's perfectly in your discription!
P.S: For all you useless L.C haters/ Perez out there who can't find anything better to do (What goes around comes around) Cause let me tell you karma hurts like a bitch!