Come Meet Santa Perez!
Filed under: Personally Perez
It's the Holidays and instead of focusing on the horrible state of the global economy, we want to give back and help out!
Perezzers and his friends at Dylan George are holding a toy drive this Saturday in Los Angeles.
Come, get a pic with Perez in his Santa suit, drop off a toy and do something good for less fortunate kids!
It's this Saturday, December 6th
from 1 - 3 pm
at Live! on Sunset
8801 Sunset Blvd @ Horn
Also, 10% of all sales of Dylan George items on Saturday will go towards Toys for Tots.
If you can't come to me, you can also tell Santa what you want from anywhere in the world by checking out SitOnSantasLap.com.
Hope to see all your Perezcious faces on Saturday!
xoxo
Posted: December 4, 2008 at 4:41 pm
OH HELL NO!
awww its across the country cant get there dammit
OMG how cute! i wish i lived in LA!
Limited Time Offer from Harry Balsac Enterprises,
Meet with Perez and his Christmas fairies and receive your choice of either one
Balsac "douche and go", 12 oz. Balsac Ball Gravy, or complimentary 3 pack of Balsac Ball Bags, THE condom for the next generation!
Limited to first 500 customers brave enough to sit on Perez's lap and talk about the first thing that pops up…
Remember - Balsac Ball Bags - the ONLY condom ACTUALLY used and repackaged by Mr. Balsac himself!
you'll definately fill out the suit…
i'll sit on your lap alright, and take a pee……..
Re: mz. parra – aaawww, it IS cute, isn't? shucks, why can't we all live in LA? like, what a total bummer!
retard.
tell Alice I love her,
tell Alice I care,
tell Alice I miss her,
can't wait to splooge in her hair….
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – you are an absolute genius….i hope the real world is privy to your talents and not just us here on p hilton!!!
Re: Mimifan1 – you probably from massapequa like MIMI…FUCKING RAG.
Re: mz. parra – you're ugly.
Re: Milky Milky – Milky, as soon as I get inaugurated in January, the whole world will know of me…
But NONE of this is possible without my mentor, Mr. H Balsac…
genius I tell you, GENIUS!
No thanks. You will probably be there with the Tattoo guy!
Lawzy, llaawwzzyy….
Now perez, honey, you knows it's aggin the laws jus' to be adressin' up like Sandy Claws just so the young mens will come and sits in yo' lap.
Shame on you.
MARIO…YOU SUCK!
when / where's our private christmas party perez????????
Re: BBBoricua – SON NOVIOS! LOL
Re: Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett – omg. racism is hysterical. you write better than mark twain did for n-word jim.
So Perez this is what you have to do for people to give you some love, dress like the old perv and have them sit on u!!
Invite you to join us this Saturday to make a special Christmas wish on Santa Perez's lap? Are you fucking kidding me? After all the rumors about you being a big freaking pedo?
O god no!
So Mario when nobody shows up, will you rave about how awesome it was and continue to deny the poor turnout like your HotTopic showings?
Perez Hates Me ^^
Re: bluwizpee – Number 18, you're new, Honey chile. I'se been doin' this here for ages.
But thanks for the complimentaries. Sounds like you bbe gettin an' likin' my schtick.
I WILL BE THERE BABY!!!
Wish I could be there!! But I'm stuck over here in germany.
I like how some people are more focused on hatin' on Perez (by calling him Mario, lol? OMG Real name, so offensive.) than focusing on the fact that this is for a good cause. Very noble and in the spirit of the holidays, silly kids.
Re: LiliLoli – you're a fucking retard
I'm not in LA now i am traveling to exotic islands for photo shoots otherwise i would come check it out! I clicked on the sitonsantaslap.com link and sent my wish to santa! I love it! They are also granting one person a day with their wish! I sent it to my family and friends in brazil! its very nice! good luck with event XO- Chloe
i might be there
how awesome of a pic would that be???
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ohhh I might come! I live in Santa Barbara but will drive up for the day!
Would love a pic with my perez!!!!!!!!
Maybe you can tell me where I can see Britney?
wish I could make it! Ill be in LA in a month though!
eww. fatass pedo!
don't ruin the kids' Christmas!
Keep blowing those reindeer Mario, but keep your stubby hands off of the little boys peckers your pervert.
EWW you perv, you want to molester young boys, Here's a christmas gift losing you virginity.
sitonsantaslap.com!! XO
Perez i wish i could have been there! xoxox