Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Broadway Babies
Theater legend Elaine Stritch attended the opening night performance of Liza Minnelli's new Broadway show on Wednesday night.
And she's still a hot bitch!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
hhhhahahahahh sure , she's a babe!!!
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why is it filed under brandon flowers??
I'M SURE IF ROSIE HAD ELAINE PERFORM ON HER SPECIAL, ALONG WITH LIZA, HER RATINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER.
Love the pearls!
BBD, will you buy me some pearls?
HOLY SHIT, tell me when it's safe to come out from under my desk!
What no nudes?
Why was this filed under Brandon Flowers?
SHE DOES LOOK FIERCE! Looked her up. I like her.
Stritch was reportedly considered for the role of Dorothy on The Golden Girls but, by her own admission, offended the producers by improvising profanity into the script. The role was subsequently cast with Bea Arthur (who had appeared with Stritch in 1956 in the television series Washington Square).
I didn't know Christina Aguilera cut her hair short. It looks cute!
HOTTIE
DAMN YOU MARIO! I WAS ABOUT TO EAT LUNCH AND YOU SHOW THIS SHIT!
I'M STARVING! FUCKING PUTO!
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HOT MONKEY = VERY HUNGRY MONKEY WHO IS PISSED AT PEREZ!
Umm why is this filed under Brandon Flowers?
Re: Sweetpiece! – I WATCHED THE GIRLS THIS MORNING!
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FUNNY BITCHES!
ew moth ball crotch
why is this under brandon flowers?
PEREZ DO HAVE FUCKING PMS OR JUST A PERSONALITY DISORDER!
LIKE YOUR BITCH KATY PERRY WOULD SAY.. YOU PMS LIKE A BITCH!
there we go
Why is she wearing sunglasses while this is at night?
CHANGE THE POST MARIO!
Re: omg-i-rule – ASK HER WHEN YOU SEE HER TONIGHT AS SHE CRAWLS INTO YOUR BED!
Re: The Radical Queen –
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DARLING SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
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I LEFT YOU A LONG MISSIVE ON THE DONNIE FRUMP THREAD!
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Re: The Radical Queen – #4.
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NO DOUBT AT ALL ABOUT THAT, DARLING, NONE AT ALL!!!
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Re: Sweetpiece! – #9.
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SWEETIE DARLING, THANKS OODLES FOR YOUR EXTENSIVE RESEARCH ON MZ STRITCH! SHE REALLY IS TERRIBLY DIVINE!!!
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Re: omg-i-rule – Transitions! Went dark with the flashes of all the paps getting her smile.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – #20.
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DARLING WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN "CHANGE THE POST?"
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YOU NEED TO LEARN EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY CAN ABOUT MZ. STRITCH'S LIFE AND STERLING CAREER.
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CONSIDER IT YOUR INTRODUCTION TO CULTURE DARLING! YOU GOTTA START SOMEWHERE!
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23 Thank you LG! I worked so hard! I think she is beautiful. And I still want those earings!
i like her glasses.
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THE EARRINGS WOULD LOOK SMASHING ON YOU DARLING!
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AS FOR LG, THOSE GLASSES SURE WOULD SET OF LG'S BONE STRUCTURE!
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SET OFF! LG NEEDS THE GLASSES TOO, APPARENTLY! LOL!
LG - BACK OFF SISTER I'M NOT IN THE MOOD! LIKE WHO YOU LIKE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I'M PLENTY CULTURED…THANKS!
Wow, this sucks! No one is buying those earrings for me!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Remember the love!
OK LG, you hold her down, I get the earrings and you get the glasses! Deal?
Wink, wink!!
Just kidding!
Well, after all, I am a woman who lunches! BRB!
Re: Sweetpiece! – I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE…I'M JUST MESSING AROUND. I LOVE BEA ARTHUR MORE THOUGH
Re: Sweetpiece! – I'M SORRY THE WHOLE THING YESTERDAY BUGGED ME…I'M ASSUMING IT'S THE REAL LG ON THIS THREAD? HAVE A NICE LUNCH!
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YES DEAR YOU REEK CULTURE!
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AND DOES LG EVER MEAN REEK!
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LMAO!
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SORRY HONEY, LG THOUGHT YOU WERE FROGGER!!!
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PLEASE FORGIVE LG!!!
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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOT!
Perez Hilton is a mean fag! No wonder he's single!
LG - FROGGER IS A SWEET, LOVABLE MONKEY WHO WAS ONLY BEING UGLY DURING ELECTION TIME! FROGGER DIED IN OCTOBER 2008!
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I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF THE POSSE AND HAVE SETTLED IN NICELY TO MY NEW LIFE AS A LOVABLE, SEXY MONKEY!
Re: PunkyBrewstein – HEY YOU HAD AN IMPOSTER A FEW WEEKS AGO…PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU MORPHING INTO ANOTHER CHARACTER
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY BEAST!
OMG I LOVE her she's an awesome actress!
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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – CUTIE!
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THAT'S RIGHT!!! FROGGER GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE FREEWAY PER LETTYB'S DEMANDS AND HE WENT SPPPPLLLLAAATTT!
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SAD BUT FIERCE AT THE SAME TIME.
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STRANGE, HUH?
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NO, NO SWEETPIECE COMMANDED FROGGER NOT LETTYB!!!
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SORRY SWEETIE, YOU GET THE CREDIT THERE!!!
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Now Leona, I have come to a peaceful place with the monkey!
Please don't be jealous! I have so much jealousy in my life and it is so dark.
You are a beacon on inspiration and joy!
Kisses!
Stritchy and I have the same sunglasses!
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YOU ARE SO RIGHT DARLING!!!
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LG NOW HAS "THE MONKEY LOVE"–JUST LIKE STAN SZBORNAK WHEN HE WAS ON THE MONKEY.
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KISSES DEAR POSSE MEMBERS!!
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Perez, if you knew anything about Elaine Stritch, you would know that Elaine no longer drinks, due to her diabetes. She was known in her day for being a strong drinker, but no more. Get the facts straight bozo.
How cute is she?!
Bullshit! That's a shot of Liza Minnelli before it was Photoshoped.
Too bad the picture is cropped so you can't see the bottle of Jack Daniels she is desperately clutching.
She a hot old woman.