Jennifer Aniston Says Some Funny Shiz
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Yeah, we're gonna talk about Jennifer Aniston some more.
But this time she's less annoying and sort of…funny? And delightfully foul-mouthed?
In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Maniston plugs her new RecessMas time flick, Marley & Me, about a family that is brought together by their "adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog."
Uhmm….
But Maniston assures us that the movie, co-starring Owen Wilson, is not so bad. "Sometimes you're not always so thrilled about the movie you're pushing, but this is a good one."
The film coincidentally opens the same day as ex-hubby Brad Pitt's Curious Case of Benjamin Button, of which Man says, "I want [Button] to do great. I've seen about an hour of it. It's amazing. Amazing."
Jennifer has some other charming quotations for us.
- About recent rumors regarding a possible pregnancy (With twins!) with on-again boyfriend John Mayer, she says, "It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
- When it comes to people projecting their own notions of who exactly Jennifer Aniston is: "It's like my Hannah Montana. That's how I feel. There's my Hannah Montana and then there's me."
- And about a 2006 "venomous" New York Times critique, she says, "It was like, who fucking shit in her Wheaties? How do these people get the opportunity to just spew shit? They don't know anything. You know, career choices - you just do what you do. Not everyone's a winner. Not every episode of Friends was great. Not every guy you choose is great. Just across the board, there's so much expectation."
We lovesit!
Looks like Aniston's coming out of this a feisty little fighter.
Come to think of it, Brangelina's become a little snooze-inducing lately….
[Image via WENN.]
good quotes.
mutherfuckers.
OK POSSE-
I AM OUT FOR THE DAY!
LOOK OUT FOR MY IMPOSTER!!!
ANYTHING FROM ME HERE ON OUT IS FAKE!!!
HOPEFULLY SOMEONE COMES ON AND STIRS SHIT UP!
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BITCH! NEXT AND FUCK HER!
LOVE Jennifer Aniston!!!!
xXx
It's about fucking time you stop kissing up the the bigger name celebs Perez! Bravo!
Jennifer rocks. I am happy to see this new kick ass side of her. She's been so type casted as that weepy Rachel friends chick. Nice to know she's a completely different person with a cool ass personality. Rock on Jen!
Perez you are the biggest fucking hypocrit on the face of the palnet!
WTF! YOU LIKE HER YOU DON'T, YOU PRAISE ANGELINA AND NOW SHE'S A SNOOZEFEST!
YOU STUPID FUCK!
MOTHERFUCKERS
You go girl!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – PLANET*
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – I'VE BEEN NOTICING TOO MUCH OF THIS LATELY…BRITNEY, LILY ALLEN & NOW SANTA ANGELINA. PEREZ YOU'RE A HIPPO!
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! – BYE MAMA!
It's this defiant attitude, as well as her loose twat, that chased Brad away and every other man she's been with. She's always bitching. Try to stay positive, Jen. You're bitching is unbecoming.
Keep your eyes on the road bitch! fuckin woman drivers.
funny stuff
Re: Debaucherina – AND SO IS YOUR FLAT ASS!
NEXT! THIS PUTA SUCKS ASS!
Fuckin love HER!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – That's not Perez, it's an imposter
I LOVE and always will love Jennifer Aniston, she's amazing and if only she can dump that scum bag and make pretty babies with Jason Lewis, or someone equally handsome
:):)
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! –
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PANCAKES ANYONE?
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HAHAHAHAHA
gee perez….you are finally getting it.
and I, totally agree with ashbert13 ! respect for you ashbert13 !
I don't know. I'm kinda excited for Marley and Me. I'm reading the book right now and its very cute.
Though I'm hesitant to spend money on any Aniston flick. Especially because I DID NOT picture her playing the role of Jenny (the main woman character in the book) at all!
I'm sure Angelina will fire up something to the media later today or tomorrow about her adoption plans or flying her plane into Cambodia to drop 50K lbs of rice to save a villiage or something. Angelina always tries to take "subtle" stabs at Jennifer. I'm not really a huge fan or either of them but it's painfully obvious.
if she's gonna have a kid she needs to do it now, times ticking and i know she doesnt want some rehab partying 18 year old giving her shit when shes 60!
This is what's called having a personality. Something Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie will never understand. They're too busy selling their kids to tabloids and pretending to give money to charity.
Brad Pitt & Angelina are the most self absorbed sick twisted fucks I have ever seen. Both use charity & adopting children to further their careers.
We all know they sit at home staring in the mirror while Angelina fucks her girlfriend & Brad fucks his boyfriend. Neither one of them are straight.
Anyway, Go Jennifer! America loves you.
lol! This is one of the best celeb written artciles ever! I wish more celebs would just come off honest like this. Wow do I have a lot more repsect for this woman. Love her and my fav is the Hanna Montana comment well that and my line of the day "…Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
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Oh your so fucking fickle perez
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Loving branglina - hating maniston - hating branglina - loving maniston
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Its really hard to take you seriously
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I hate them all!!! lets just leave it at that and ignore these overated talentless douchebags
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OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT CALL HER MANISTON!!!!! PEREZ, YOU'VE GONE SOFT BUT ITS ABOUT TIME YOU STARTED BEING NICE TO HER.
Ha, ha, she's hilarious. Love her.
OH MY GOSH. OH. OH. MIGOSH!
I think I love her now!
and true… brangelina are dull. at least thats what my opinion of them has always been. sure they do a lot of good, but so do a lot of ppl in our communities so its nothing special to me.
but aniston is beginning to be fun!!!
Wow she finally has a personality…apparently not enough of one though to keep a man and mother any children. She (Aniston) is so jealous of Brad and Angie that she has to say something besides feeling sorry for herself. Maybe if she would have given Brad a family she would still have a husband. Wasn't like her movie career exploded and she needed time. She was selfish and self-centered and is finally seeking acceptance from anyone who will listen. I could really care less what she has to say…cool or not cool. She is a has been…Friends is OVER sweetie.
STOP TAKING SIDES DUMBA** I HATE HOW U ALWAYS TRASH JEN AND THEN NOW U GO TRYING TO SAY SHES FUNNY. MAKE UP UR MIND FAT PIG
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TEAM JEN AND I WISH HER NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS I LOVE HER AND I WILL TOTLLY GO WATCH HER MOVIE
Aniston is the shit.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – LOL!
I just saw they donated 100K. What did I tell ya!
Really though ONLY 100K? That leaves like 13.9 Million or so left from the baby (exploitation) pictures. Yo Brange, try helping some of the MILLIONS of AMERICAN families that have lost their jobs and homes in recent times.
SMDH
Re: Debaucherina – First of all Brad is no prize. He looks worn and haggard and is boring as fuck. She's better off without him. He and whorebag deserve each other. Jen's hot AND has a personality.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – LOL!
She has a dirty mouth, which I really admire:)
Go Jennifer–get angry. Loves it.
who cares, she's washed up and boring, Friends is over, no more brad pitt… time to move on perez!
New t-shirts soon to be available at Kitson: "Stop Stealing My Thunder, Motherfuckers!" Definitely better than "Team Aniston".
She's right. You're an idiot for continually basing her, Perez. Your motives are paper-thin.
i think she has always been this feisty. alot of it is because the media and her peeps spin her image in such a stupid way.
TEAM ANISTON!
Typical boring Maniston. When she actually takes on a movie role where she doesn't play the cutesy girlfriend or essentially "Rachael" from Friends, I will give her some respect. Until then, she is just a one-dimensional cunt.
I love Aniston, She is so cute, she reminds me of an old Olsen twin (facially). I loved her in friends, I always wanted to be rachel. cute cute cute and funny as fucking hell, motherfuckers.
Perez XOXOXOXOXXOXOX
Now how much fun will it be when and if she gets preggers……let's hope its a JJ baby!!!
I lover her use of motherfuckers! She has the ability to bring back words from the 90's and sound cool. Those Fuckers!!
"Come to think of it, Brangelina's become a little snooze-inducing lately…"
amen
So people are enjoying that she talks like a sailor, incredible ! I would just love to wash her foul mouth with soap.
I Love her!^^
about time you show impartiality
Make up your mind Perez, you change like the weather!
Omg…
Perez, whats with you loving britney and jen all of a sudden??
Dont get me wrong, its great, but if you start loving miley cyrus im gonna have to puke.
Wow, reading this made me like her even more. She seems like more fun to hang out with. Bradgelina takes themselves too damn seriously to have fun and smoke a blunt with.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come on over to Team Aniston!! Your fans will love you for it, Perez.
Well I would much rather see some attitude than this pool little me pesona she has been carrying! Time to shit or get off the pot Jen! I would much rather you shit than snivel.
Did anyone see John Mayer last night on the Grammy pre-grammy show with BBKing? He looked like an idiot sitting beside a legend like BB….. Aniston was never a very good actress… she has two kinds of charachters she plays… Rachel… and Rachel.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN.
Good to see you posting something nice about Jennifer–instead of tearing her to shreds. And the constant ass-kissing of Angelina is SO damn annoying!! Santa Angelina???I don't think so…have u ever considered that all this "do-gooder" bullshit is a guilty conscious for being a skanky husband-stealing puta?? I think she adopted that first kid cuz he looks exactly like that ugly chick she was with before. Seriously, how can someone HONESTLY go from be a complete weirdo to being this wanna-be saint?!? Come on, who's really buying it?? And Jen is so much better off without Brad–the more I see of him, the more I think he's a loser with zero personality. Like they say, "it's better to be alone, than in bad company"
Re: RUN4FUN – I would wear a t-shirt that asked, "Who fucking shit in my Wheaties?"
YAY
bout time u say sum what nice things about jennifer aniston
i have always liked her ….hate the hubby stealin jolie come on matter how much good work she does it will never take away she took a another taken man
keep up the good work
Perez, I am so proud of you!! You seem like such a nice guy, but when you trash Jen and idolize Jolie, it makes me puke! Jen has always been a sweetie, but she chose to keep her mouth shut about things…that is to be commended. She didn't flap her fish lips like Jolie does every freakin' day! And, the poster that said that Brangelina won't be able to handle the fact that Jen has a great personality coming out in an interview and will try to upstage that is absolutely correct! The thing you have to admire about Jen is that she comes across as human and warm. Brangelina come across as higher than thou robots!!! Give Jen a break!! You'll end up liking her more than the other two…guaranteed!
TEAM ANISTON! After all the shiz that went on with her its about time
she is taking what is rightfully hers back……..respect!!
FINALLY, YOU'RE LEARNING THAT JENNIFER ANISTON IS GENUINE AND VERY NORMAL. SHE IS SELF-DEPRECATING AND IS A KIND ENOUGH PERSON TO WISH BRAD PITT'S COMPETING MOVIE WELL, GIVEN HE LEFT HER FOR HIS TRAMP "PARTNER".
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE JENNIFER. SHE IS VERY REAL AND WOMEN CAN RELATE TO HER.
yay team aniston
Damn it…someone just shit in my Wheaties!
I hope her movie rocks. She's awesome.
OOOooo This makes me kinda like her
thank you perez, we all get tired of brangelina, deeeeeply tired
Yey! Perez! I just might come back to your site if you keep this up! I can't stand it when you idolize "Saint Jolie" more like Stainey Jolie ….. the child abducter, fake humanitarian, man stealing, heroin addicted town pump….should I hold back or go further??????hee hee
Aniston got an unfair deal from Brangelina when they split but this just shows how big a person Aniston is by saying she hopes Brads movie does well….if anyone is the saint here it is Aniston….
Yeah That was pretty fucking funy Motherfuckers! time to go shit in someones wheaties
FINALLY PEREZ…. i'm sick of you talking so much shit about Jen Aniston. she has her moments, but who doesnt? otherwise shes beautiful and funny!
TEAM ANISTON
im so glad you finally are okay with her!
i love me some jennifer aniston!!
cant wait for marley and me!!!
team aniston!!
Perez, you like many other can't do ANYTHING about Aniston without bringing Pitt and Jolie into it. Her history with Pitt is the only thing that makes her interesting and drive her fans.
I love Jennifer Aniston. She's great.
I'm liking her more and more each day.
Marley & Me was an amazing book. I hope the movie follows the book closely.
Let's face it, Jolie is becoming a snooze fest. People are getting tired of her using her kids with the media.
Finally… you know, MANY of us both love and admire Aniston and over the years you continue to give her a bad rap, while praising Santa Angelina - something that both pisses me off and is completely ridiculous to me. I think now that you are starting to remove your head from Jolie's scanky ass, you are starting to see the truth - Aniston isn't the devil, but she has had some shitty luck.
Re: Mattiaz –
You're hot. Give her a call. She's available.
Re: Cleopatra –
I would love to watch you do it too.
"In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Maniston plugs her new RecessMas time flick, Marley & Me, about a family that is brought together by their "adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog."
Uhmm….
But Maniston assures us that the movie, co-starring Owen Wilson, is not so bad."
how can you diss marley & me without even knowing what it's about? and you fancy yourself an animal lover? try picking up a book sometime. perhaps it would improve your grammar.
YAY perez! i love this one!
Wait a second Perez, did you actually say something bad about Brad and Angelina?
SHES ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY AND FEISTY LIKE THAT.THATS WHY I LOVE HER.SHES ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME.SHE HAS THIS WHOLE HOLLYWOOD GOLDEN GIRLS IMAGE AND YET SHE DRINKS SMOKES AND CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR.AND THATS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER.SHE DOES HER JOB WELL DOES HER LIFE IN PRIVATE AND SHOWS YOU THE MORE POLITE SIDE TO HER AS ALL PEOPLE SHOUD WHEN THEY ARE DOING THERE JOB.NOT TRYING TO SHOCK PEOPLE AT EVERY GIVEN CHANCE LIKE THAT OTHER FUCKING IDIOT ANGELINA.SHES ALWAYS TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING WITH THE SHOCK FACTOR BULLSHIT.AND HERES LOVELY JEN JUST DOING HER JOB CORRECTLY AND POLITELY AND EVERY NOW AND AGAIN YOULL SEE HER TRUE PERSONALITY KINDA SHINE THROUGH FOR A SECOND.SHES A FANTASTIC FUNNY SMART WOMAN.SHE DOESNT NEED TO DO ALL THE OTHER BULLSHIT SOME PEOPLE FEEL THEY NEED TO DO TO BUILD A FAN BASE.
God she is so NOT funny.Pathetic really.As dim and dull as Kylie Minogue maybe worse in fact.. er maybe NOT.!! But a drone nevertheless.
Pathetic, stupid, uneducated and manipulative LOSER = Aniston. No wonder Brad tossed her out.
THANK YOU FINALLY Perez. Jesus, you were getting so obnoxious there.
Jen is more interesting and funny than those 2 dipshizzes. You don't give her nearly enough credit as she deserves.
Re: soygirl – Did it ever occur to you that maybe she didnt want to have children with such a CHEATING SCUMBAG? shut the fuck up, cause you dont know what went on behind closed doors. Reports were around long before Jolie came in the picture that he was sleazing around. So really..stop being so FUCKING STUPID.
Re: soygirl – And it would have been SELFISH of her to have kids WHEN she didnt want to. God, youre such a fucking moron. She didnt want to have children with the man, and you think that she was worried about "losing her husband"? why would she want a man that would pressure her to have children when she didnt want to. ARE YOU READY TO HAVE KIDS NOW? if you arent, how would you like your boyfriend to pressure you to have his kids now? hmm? would you even worry about "LOSING" him? why would you stay with someone like that? stupid fuckhead.
Re: Jenfraud –
Why do you hate her?