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We Can't Help Ourselves!

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We always feel very dirty talking about these two, but dirty in a good way!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt know how to give people what they want.

Slutty and staged photo ops!

The "newlyweds" enjoyed their honeymoon last week in Mexico, after supposedly eloping.

The two were photographed enjoying their private villa and a dip in the pool.

If they're getting this much publicity and money from a staged wedding, wonder how much they could get from a real one?

PS. Heidi, wearing that much makeup out in the sun can't be good for your skin. But it's great for staged photos!

[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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149 comments to “We Can't Help Ourselves!”

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  1. 1

    Well she does have THAT going for her!



  2. 2

    OMG, my eyes! Kill me now!



  3. 3

    Can't these two die and go away?!?!

  4. PFF says – reply to this


    4

    WTF is wrong with them!!!???
    don't they believe that they should be in the public eye for a reason or just for the sake of it???



  5. 5

    Kinda like that butt!!!!



  6. 6

    I just threw up my lunch……………….. BARF~!



  7. 7

    Well, since mama of two said that it was an impostor and her husband didn't really cheat on her and didn't call her fat, I better call that guy I arranged with to beat the crap out of that cheating mama's husband .
    I hope it's not too late !



  8. 8

    Stuff a sock in her piehole and do some " off shore drilling"!



  9. 9

    I regret eating lunch. I threw up in my mouth a little



  10. 10

    PLEASE…THAT IS NOT A HOT ASS!
    .
    .
    SHE'S FUG IN EVERY WAY! FUCK THIS BITCH!

  11. breal says – reply to this


    11

    Not Bad



  12. 12

    Re: BBBoricua – NO TE QUIERO MATAR!
    ESTA PUTA ES BIEN FEA!



  13. 13

    Re: Big Black Dick – YOU GO PIMP DADDY!



  14. 14

    That is so pathetic.



  15. 15

    PRIVATE MY ASS! FUCKING WHORES!



  16. 16

    She has a nice shape but she tries too damn hard to be sexy. And that is not sexy.



  17. 17

    She's a ho!! Da da da da, she's a ho!

  18. bigs says – reply to this


    18

    Um, those boobies are FAKE. No ifs ands or buts about it.



  19. 19

    Trashy



  20. 20

    Loves it. Did you ask yourself WWJD, Speidi?
    Barf.



  21. 21

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SAY SOMETHING TO ME IN SPANISH!!!!!!!!



  22. 22

    Oh. Wow. I hate those two. So fake, and Heidi seems like such a ho bag. I don't even understand what the hell is going on in the second picture (she looks like she's in water, but she holding on to the edge of the water? WTF?) And this first image? She's trying to make herself look like a goddess, but it's not working. She'll always been that fake stupid bitch that everyone loves to hate.



  23. 23

    Not too much of a leap now from softcore to hardcore. Spencer directs, of course, and Heidi does exactly what she is told to do.



  24. 24

    PLEASE CHANGE THE POST MARIO!



  25. 25

    why, why, why. Her mother must be proud!



  26. 26

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – NENA HERMOSA!
    ME GUSTA HABLAR EN ESPANOL CON UNA CHICA TAN CHISTOSA Y BELLA
    :wink:



  27. 27

    Just lost a hot load in my trousers!!



  28. 28

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Steam clean all of Pratt's DNA off it and HAMMER DOWN!

  29. kis95 says – reply to this


    29

    WTF? Who the hell wants to see these two assholes, over and over? Why do photographers keep taking their fucking pictures?



  30. 30

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Gracias por no matarme. :)



  31. 31

    squirt squirt…all over her back…………:o)



  32. 32

    OMG!!! What pics! May as well make a porn ;)



  33. 33

    ahhh im eating! come on Perez!



  34. 34

    THEY SUCK



  35. 35

    FAKE TITS FAKE FACE

    FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE. WHAT A WHORE



  36. 36

    LOL releasing pics like this to the public….HAHAHAHA! they might as well do a porno at this point or something…ewww that would be sooooo creepppyyyyyyyyy!!!!



  37. 37

    gag me with a spoon! as much as i hate this couple, they are beautiful to look at.



  38. 38


  39. 39


  40. 40

    She's toooooo pale for me to even find attractive. Get an FUCKING tan if you wanna be a SEX SYMBOL.



  41. 41

    wow.
    the day i'd let that tool rub anything on me…..UGH!!!



  42. 42

    Re: Big Black Dick – FUCK NO! I'LL PASS! THIS PUTA IS BEYOND DISGUSTING!
    .
    .
    YOU COULD PIMP HER ASS OUT THOUGH!



  43. 43

    Re: Big Black Dick
    hey…i saw your daddy back there!! i see where you get your good looks!!!!



  44. 44

    Re: Sensitivity

    Do you mean #2?



  45. 45

    what a shining example of a good christian girl



  46. 46

    I can't comment…I can only cringe.



  47. 47

    i don't mind these guys in a goofy cartoon kind of way………but i'd hang myself if i was their mama



  48. 48

    I am a bad , bad , bad girl.



  49. 49

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HOW ABOUT GERMAN???
    ICH LIEBE DICH…..VIEPSTUK….



  50. 50

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – GRACIAS! ¡USTED ES PERSONA DIVERTIDA A CONVERSATE CON EN AQUI TAMBIEN! ¡ATRACTIVA!

    I USED A TRANSLATOR SO I HOPE IT SAYS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!



  51. 51

    I think I am going to be sick….



  52. 52

    Gordy. Who made you a beauty consulant??? Anctually wearing make-up in the sun is a good thing, the make up protects your skin from harmful exposure to UV's. Make-up acts like a sunscreen if you will. The last thing anyone wants to do is go out in the sun unprotected, especially somone as fair skinned as Heidi.



  53. 53

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Ich LIEBE SIE AUCH. … NICHT IMMER!



  54. 54

    Re: Sensitivity – A LOAD OF SHIT????



  55. 55

    Just like Chelsea Handler said the other night… "Spencer Pratt has less friends than Osama Bin Laden." I couldn't have said it better…



  56. 56

    Re: nottyluvsperez – they will…as soon as their spin off is over, just watch lol.



  57. 57


  58. 58

    Re: Long Dong Connery – YOU LOVE LETTY…HOW SWEET!



  59. 59


  60. 60

    I don't know why people are hatin on that ass, I def would smack that from behind.



  61. 61

    I hate them both so much that it physically hurts me.



  62. 62

    What pigs.
    I feel so badly for her family, you know they are just mortified when they see $hit like this. Spencer Pratt is nothing less than a two-bit pimp. It's unfortunate that Heidi's lack of self esteem has allowed her to be controlled by such a TOOL!!!!
    I wish he would shave that butt fuzz off of his face, it is just nasty, yet fitting.



  63. 63

    DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY ….. WHORES!



  64. 64

    Re: mamajud – heeeeeyyyy….

    OMG MY PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A "CAREER" IS ALMOST OVER! QUICK! TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS!!!!



  65. 65

    umm eww.

    they are suchhh picture whores



  66. 66

    just the fact alone that spencer bangs her…makes her soooo UNSEXYYYYYY!!!! YUCK she is retarded!



  67. 67

    YET ANOTHER CHEAP HORSEY PORNO FACE…. LIKE LADY GAGA! NAYYYYYY!! SPENCER NAYYYY!!! STICK IT IN MY POO HOLE! LOLLLLL!!!! NAYYYY!!!!



  68. 68

    Re: mollymouse – LOL I MEANT TO SAY…NAY STICK A CARROT IN MY POO HOLE SPENCER NAYYYY!!! LOLLLLL!!



  69. 69

    sexy twig arms what a turn on hahahahha…



  70. 70

    If you see the rest of the pics you will see there are like 35 photog's on the beach. And some of the other pics are worse then these. Heidi's very much aware she's doing whore poses for lots of paps and the photogs aren't discreet either. I guess she's not thinking about her 'Christian Album' coming out in these pics…. or maybe she is…. :S



  71. 71

    I want to vomit all over these fucking pathetic loosers!!!! They are so ugly, fake and stupid. I feel sorry for their families. Heidi looks like a cheap porn star with her (trying to be sexy) faces. I wonder if they like having no friends and being a laughing stock.



  72. 72

    Re: bluwizpee – hiya………i know they are pathetic……those other hobags on the hills piss me off more than these guys….at least these two know they're hated and embrace it…….shit stirrers are more way more fun than self rightous bores…..lol

  73. minka says – reply to this


    73

    Sad. And pathetic.



  74. 74

    wow I cant lie she looks really good, kinda like "Porn Star Barbie" haha! how much plastic surgery did she get to look so plastic/perfect? & She's def wayy too hott to be with Spencer, Hes a creap-ass freak, he just seems so overbearing like hes using her to get fame (altho why is she famous again!? screw the Hills its SO stupid)

  75. JeNaY says – reply to this


    75

    Ok,dont get me wrong but I love The Hills,yea…yea its fake.But honestly these 2 do nothing at all for me…Spencers a prick and Hedis a fame whore

  76. Dmf2w says – reply to this


    76

    shes a christian… my ass
    what a fucking hooker!
    and as for that fucktard spencer..
    i hope that he get hit by a bus.



  77. 77

    LMAO I LOVE THEM!! They're such media whores and they're so shameless and honest about it, gotta love them really. She actually looks like a fun chick unlike uptight, snobby ass LC and the other 2 bores. Go Heidi, do your thang sweetheart.

  78. buddy says – reply to this


    78

    Please stop covering them. I exit your site every time I see them.



  79. 79

    and Heidi continues to make her mom and dad so proud…



  80. 80

    Those fake boobs, fake hair, fake photos and fake relationship…..just zzzzo zzzzzzzzzexy!



  81. 81

    THESE TWO BUFFOONS GIVE A WHOLE TO MEANING TO THE PHRASE "SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL."



  82. 82

    Dear God I'm glad she's not my daughter!



  83. 83

    Thank God she's not my daughter…what a slut!



  84. 84

    Re: Elizaaa1 – I love Chelsea



  85. 85

    I think i just Vomited in my mouth…..



  86. 86

    whats next for these douche bags? they make a porn together then its "stolen" for publicity so they can reep the benifits! god i hate these two!



  87. 87

    SERIOUSLY?!
    like wtf i hate these two right now, and who needs tanning oil in Mexico?



  88. 88

    ALWAYS SHOWING OFFFF ,…..



  89. 89

    Re: bigs – Uhm, no shit sherlock.



  90. 90

    wow they r sooooo incredibly staged and fake i mean if ur gonna stage a photo at least make it some what believeable



  91. 91

    ahhh! I just messed by underware!



  92. 92

    OMG I CANT FUCKIN STAND THEM!!!! THEIR SUCH ATTENTION WHORES AND NOT TO MENTION D LISTERS



  93. 93

    WOW . can u say PATHETIC



  94. 94

    Re: sithlord – i second that



  95. 95

    I just barfed.



  96. 96

    Perez, please enough of Horse Face and the mutt!!!

    They are an embarrassment to society!!! Enough is enough!!!



  97. 97

    She really have had the work done. Why don't they just go ahead and fuck there poolside and get it over with. At least go get a room and make a tape.
    Lawzy….don' nobody wonna see that.



  98. 98

    MY EYES!!!!

    Perez, you need to put warning BEFORE posts like those!!!



  99. 99

    they are such total cum dumpsters!!!



  100. 100

    They know how to give people what they want?
    Perez…I believe most people just want them to go away…

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