We Can't Help Ourselves!

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We always feel very dirty talking about these two, but dirty in a good way!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt know how to give people what they want.

Slutty and staged photo ops!

The "newlyweds" enjoyed their honeymoon last week in Mexico, after supposedly eloping.

The two were photographed enjoying their private villa and a dip in the pool.

If they're getting this much publicity and money from a staged wedding, wonder how much they could get from a real one?

PS. Heidi, wearing that much makeup out in the sun can't be good for your skin. But it's great for staged photos!

[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Dec 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    149 comments to “We Can't Help Ourselves!”

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    1. 101

      Why is she lying like that in the first pic? Trying to suck in and be seductive much. Girls who are actually sexy don't have to try so hard. It's so sad and pathetic.

      Give it up… don't they realize they just look like morons??



    2. 102

      its pretty sad when Heidi and Spencer can make Hustler look classy…
      "what….a whirlwind." although i'd rather look at this, instead of having to hear her try and sing…or should i say auto-tune her terrible voice.



    3. 103

      Ok… These two are as fake as Heidi's pornstar breasts!!!



    4. 104

      LMAO



    5. 105

      I'd totally hit it!

    6. k-lee says – reply to this


      106

      i feel dirty by looking at their pictures. why are they famous and why should we give a shit about these total losers?



    7. 107

      Everything is fake with them..so it doesn't offend me. Nice final product with her ass, though..I'd do her if I were a guy..just cover her face up.



    8. 108

      Fakity fake fake fake.

      I still kind of want to do her though– then toss her aside like a used tissue.



    9. 109

      wow, i am so sick of seeing these two.
      they are such a waste of a post or even attention.
      everything they do is in seek of attention.
      a n n o y i n g!

    10. DH says – reply to this


      110

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah, what a bunch of fucking losers!



    11. 111

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "spencer lets cool off in the cool"
      "oh wait let me pop my booty alittle bit"

    12. cboy says – reply to this


      112

      Heidi looks hot! A Major kill if you seen waves by her butting…letting you know she let out a NASTY Fart LMAO!!!

    13. Galen says – reply to this


      113

      When did she suddenly get hot? Has she had some work done on her face?



    14. 114

      SLut.Slut.SLuT.SLUT.Slut.SLUTTTT



    15. 115

      Was there a video camera nearby? This looks like cheap teaser shots for posting on X-tube.



    16. 116

      they annoy me lol



    17. 117

      boob and ass implants hahaha



    18. 118

      SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT
      AND HE'S JUST PLAIN FUCKIN UGLY



    19. 119

      Spencer just sucked the shit right out of that ass.



    20. 120

      Is nothing private with these two retards?

    21. auds says – reply to this


      121

      omfg i just threw up! they are both so ugly!! her ass is nasty!



    22. 122

      I can not find the words for how over the top obnoxious (and ugly) these two are. PLEASE stop posting pics. Perez, PLEASE. I'll even have a baby with you if you stop.



    23. 123

      I don't think Jesus would approve of this!!!



    24. 124

      And aren't these two supposed to be like conservative Christians? I can NOT believe how staged this is. It's disgusting. Nice belly flab, faggy boy spence.



    25. 125

      Ha ha love the fake boobs and the obvious fake-boob-crease in the first pic. It's disgusting how much attention is given to these cumgutters.



    26. 126

      please STOP!!!!!!!!



    27. 127

      seriously just thinkin of thse two make me spit up in my mouth



    28. 128

      her breast are fucking creepy! i am not a big boob hater at all but those just dont look right for her non carb eating body. And spencer looks like he is bad in bed.



    29. 129

      She has great boobs, I would love to drop a load on em.



    30. 130

      Re: Karly Vega – make up doesnt protect against skin cancer idiot. Cover up prevents extra gunk getting into your pores but thats on an average day. When you are in hot mexican sun you NEED SUNBLOCK NOT MAKE UP! Especially if you are as fair as these two.



    31. 131

      she has no ass. she's hella fake.



    32. 132

      she is such a skank. if i could fight her… i totally would.

      and spencer is disgusting. i dont watch the hills anymore because of them two.



    33. 133

      OK! If you dick wads hate this pair of pasty blond pieces of shit so much WHY THE FUCK do you keep posting shit about them?

      They are boring, typical, and they know it!

      I hope their first baby has down syndrome!

      That would completely ROCK!!!!

      Fuck you PIGGY YOU ARE A COMPLETE BUFFOON!



    34. 134

      perez wtf why do you like these two fools.



    35. 135

      I SEEN A LOAD OF THESE PHOTOS ON TMZ AND SHE IS SO FUCKING DISCUSTING ITS UNBELIEVABLE.ITS SO FUNNY TO SEE SOMEBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE HER THINKING SHES SEXY.SHES FUCKING ROTTEN LOOKING,THERES IS NOTHING CUTE OR SEXY ABOUT THIS CHICK WHAT SO EVER AND WHATS WITH THE WAY THEY KISS ALL THE TIME???THERE SUPPOSE TO BE YOUNG AND INLOVE AND JUST MARRIED AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE TERRIFIED TO TOUCH EACH OTHER.ITS ALWAYS THE SAME EVERY KISS IS LIKE EWWWWEEE YOU GOT COOTIES OR SOMETHING I DONT GET IT ITS SO COLD LOOKING.BUT BACK TO HEIDI,YOUR A FUCKING DOG AND A SKANK AND NOT A SKANK IN A SEXY PLAYBOY WAY SO STOP TRYING YOUL NEVER MAKE IT YOUR UGLY AS FUCK.



    36. 136

      HER ABS LOOK OK BUT THEN SHE WENT AND THREW ON THESE BOWLING BALLS ON HER CHEST,IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD AT ALL,HER LEGS LOOK UNTONED AND SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESNT EAT NIT FIT.AS FOR THAT DONKEY HEAD OF HERS FUCK IN HELL.HER CHIN IS AS BIG AS HER FOREHEAD AND THEN EVERYTHING IS JUST STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FACE.AND HER BIG HORSE TEETH ANS IS TERRIFIED TO LET HER LIPS TOUCH FOR SOME REASON.I BET HER VAGINA IS JUST AS UGLY AND YOU KNOW YOU JUST KNOW THAT SPENCER HAS A TINY DICK,CMON YOU CANT DENY YOU JUST KNOW HES A DISASTER IN THAT AREA.LITTLE GINGERY PUBES AND A TINY DICK AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.



    37. 137

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      And she calls herself a 'Christian'.



    38. 138

      Re: orchidgirl – That would be pinching a log..



    39. 139

      She's fuckin mental in the heid!



    40. 140

      I bet Spencer would shove his face into that nasty stanky ass crack of hers. Once again can't believe I'm wasting time commenting on these two douchebags. Please Perez, STOP posting shit about them - every single comment about them is negative. Get a clue!!!



    41. 141

      BARF!!!!! Kill yourselves, both of you.



    42. 142

      I think Heidi is about to have an orgasm … Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      CAN THEY DIE!! LIKE NOW!!!



    43. 143

      You know it cracks me up when she says she's a Christian and that she was a virgin until they got married and then you see here she's nothing but a plastic whore. Gawd you're gross, Heidi.



    44. 144

      she looks like a porn star. and a bad one too



    45. 145

      ick so unbelievably tacky.
      they probably dont even know theyre being made fun of
      theyre probably like "omg! they love us! were so famous!"



    46. 146

      GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    47. 147

      Is someone really interested in these two……why? She prances around like she is some kind of whore



    48. 148

      Will this be on the cover of Heidi's upcoming christian CD? i wonder…



    49. 149

      nn

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