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"Survey: French Men Say They Need Bigger Condoms"

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Survey: French Men Say They Need Bigger Condoms

The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.

The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.

The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48 centimeters (6.09 inches) long condoms, about 3 centimeters longer than Greeks, whose condom size requirement was the most modest.

Jan Vinzenz Krause, the Institute's director, told Reuters on Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.

He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.

The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception.

The institute also offers online condom-size advice and hosts "Pimp Your Condom" — an annual fair organized in cooperation with the national AIDS Trust — with the aim of educating teens about sexually transmitted diseases.

Krause was in the spotlight in the past when he produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" — an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom. But the idea was not developed further.

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63 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    eeewwwwwww….
    she is one ugly beotch!



  2. 2

    HA! NO WAY!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    ONLY A HOMA LIKE YOURSELF WOULD FIND THIS INTERESTING!



  4. 4

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – FUCK I MEANT HOMO!!!!



  5. 5

    spray on condoms sound horrible!
    what if you miss a spot.



  6. 6

    SPANISH HAVE THE SMALLEST ONE BY FAR!!!!!!!



  7. 7

    sickkkk



  8. 8

    german consultancy.
    alice???



  9. 9

    HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY PEOPLE! I WILL BE BUYING THE CHEAPEST BEER TONITE SINCE MY HUBBY GOT LAID OFF!



  10. 10

    BBD just uses a Hefty bag.



  11. 11

    Good God, that's an ugly woman. And the French are full of shit.



  12. 12

    Re: SweetPat – REALLY! SO MY ANTONIO BANDERAS FANTASIES ARE REALLY FANTASIES!!!!!!!!



  13. 13

    that seems average? right? 6"???????? I don't see the big deal?



  14. 14

    something I DIDN'T want to know at 6 in the morning…
    or.. EVER…
    And 6.06 in.?!?! wtf… thats soooo tiny!!



  15. 15

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Seriously? That sucks, Letty. I'll send ya some vodka!



  16. 16

    i sure know where im going on my next vacation!!!



  17. 17

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – awwwwwww sorry to hear! My bff husband got laid off too, pretty scary for them.

    Drink up! :)



  18. 18

    I got a bastard kid named "Rubber Broke balsac"



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  21. 21

    my first real boyfriend was a 10 inch slavic guy. i mean his peen was 10 inches, he was 6'4". ha.



  22. 22

    Re: Big Black Dick – baahaha……thanks for the spit take….happy friday to you and all!



  23. 23

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – haha sorry sweets but better forget about it….it's a complete disappointment with Spanish guys!!!!!



  24. 24

    Re: SEXYCDN21 – THANKS! YAH IT ALWAYS HAPPENS AROUND X-MAS TOO! END OF THE FISCAL RIGHT! I AM IN CANADA AND WE ARE STARTING TO REALLY FEEL THE AFFECTS OF THE RECESSION PLUS MY HUSBAND WAS WORKING FOR A BIG AMERICAN IT COMPANY SO IT WASN'T A HUGE SURPRISE!!



  25. 25

    Re: cloudjuice – WHOOAH!



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  27. 27

    Re: Candy Lynn – PLEASE!!!!!!!!



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  29. 29

    ok this is really stupid…and FYI AN AVERAGE SIZED CONDOM FITS OVER YOUR HEAD. They must want bigger ones bc they're stupid and put the condom over their ASS instead of their DICK! lol



  30. 30

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – old milwaukee!!!



  31. 31

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – No prob Letty just go back to whoring yourself out at the local Burger King that you work at. Serve a burger than serve yourself you fat loser.



  32. 32

    Re: cloudjuice – hahahahahahah!



  33. 33

    Re: njpaul0129 – fuck off you douche!



  34. 34

    BOO!



  35. 35

    Re: njpaul0129 – THAT MADE NO SENSE YOU FUCKING CLOSET FAG!!!!! AND ANYWAY HERE IN CANADA I WOULD PROBABLY BE WORKING A TIM HORTONS YOU DUMB FUCK!



  36. 36

    If 6" is average then I must get an "A"!



  37. 37

    fresh.



  38. 38

    Re: topper – tease



  39. 39

    Re: njpaul0129 – SUCKER!!!!



  40. 40

    I have heard that Camilla Parker Bowles takes a "large".



  41. 41

    Re: njpaul0129 – don't you have a bible study to be at?



  42. 42

    Is that why Greek guys are so anal - it can better accomodate their little pricks? My sausage is huge, by the way



  43. 43

    that's funny. thought i heard french men have teeny weenies…

  44. KitS says – reply to this


    44

    As someone who spent years living in France, I don't know where all these well-hung French men were hiding because I never found one who was anything above average. I'm sure they all lied on this survey.

    And a gay friend of mine swears the biggest men in Europe are in Denmark, Italy and Germany. He says French and Irish men are the smallest



  45. 45

    It just seems that way to the French because they have little hands ;-)



  46. 46

    Re: KitS

    Don't forget the Orientals! Those suckers are small!



  47. 47

    No way - the French men who 90% are about 5'5" tall need bigger condoms, I think they have the Napoleon complex, I say bullshit!!



  48. 48

    They already make larger sizes. My boss uses them.
    The Frenchies WOULD be the ones who would have to publicly STATE they "needed" larger ones.
    Classe brute et basse.



  49. 49

    Re: Pea Brain – I think they make the tenouncy kind for the little yellow guys.



  50. 50

    How do I get on that "Condom Consultancy" board. I'd love to be involved in the research, but I'd be content even with just data entry.



  51. 51

    I'd love to get the french olympic swim team to let me take care of all of their measurements and put their data in. If you know what I'm saying.



  52. 52

    Re: Pea Brain – They make gook size.



  53. 53

    While reading the comments, I was expecting funny ones but instead most of them are stupid stereotypes or full of hatred against France. What's wrong with you? The only difference between a French, an American or an English is their nationality!
    Where did the "peace and love" idea go?



  54. 54

    Is true, I know it for experience. but the prez of France is not really French French. He is like Chekz or something.



  55. 55

    Regarding LettyB #9, so sorry sweetie for your husband. I hope things will
    get better. A long time ago when I first saw your pic which you have now. I said it was cool. That is my favorite one! Loves it. Now have a nice evening with your husband and maybe next week will be better. I am hoping so for a lot of people.



  56. 56

    Holy moly, she is an ugly woman. I heard her speak on television and I thought it was a man talking. She kind of creeps me out.



  57. 57

    HA!



  58. 58

    The French only think theirs are large because they don't practice circumcision. EWWWW



  59. 59

    I'M QUITE THE RESPECTABLE LADY… :-)
    .
    BUT… IS 6 INCHES REALLY CONSIDERED X-TRA LARGE?!?!?
    .
    ONCE AGAIN, THE FRENCH ARE DELUSIONAL!



  60. 60

    Umm - Travel agent - book me a trip to France - Stat!!!



  61. 61

    Does this mean the french are just a bunch of big dicks?



  62. 62

    rofl, have those guys ever put a condom on their entire hand (the hand is curled into a fist–stretch the condom over the fist and down the hand to the wrist)? condoms are flexible enough you can put one over your entire head (well, ya do have to put hair conditioner on first). show me a guy that has a peener as big as a person's head and i'll show you…ummm…i don't know what i'll show you but frankly that report is a bunch of bunk. rofl. :P



  63. 63

    My 5'3" non-French husband (he's of English, Welsh, German and Native American descent) needs Trojan Magnums. Let's say the first time we were together I was pleasantly surprised at his length AND girth!