It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
So we know that Steve-O can regurgitate a live goldfish, staple his balls, and launch himself into a lake via some human catapult contraption…but can he dance?
The rumor is that the greatest performance artist of our time verbally agreed to appear on Dancing With The Stars.
While nothing is certain yet and DTWS will not confirm either way, we've heard that Steve-O has even already auditioned.
That should help him keep sober.
Who needs drugs with TV like this?
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