Mr. Sulu Eats Kangaroo Dick! And STILL Loses!
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George Takei was this close to being named the oldest king of the jungle!
Sulu was one of the three finalists in the UK's reality competition show, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
Perezcious reader Sharon, who's been glued to the tube in the UK, wrote to let us know that even after eating live COCKroaches, locusts and a kangaroo penis, George didn't have what it takes to win the crown.
But, making the finals of a Survivor-type show at the age of 71 is an impressive feat!
Congrats for making it as far as you did, Sulu!!
In case you were wondering, Brit actor Joe Swash was named king of the jungle. Tennis great Martina Navratilova nabbed second place.
The gays almost ruled the jungle!
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Posted: December 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Love you, Mr. Takei!
SHUT UP PEREZ FAT ASS!!!!
FREAKY AND FUG!
Re: SweetPat – I ADMIRE YOUR ZEST AND HATRED FOR MARIO! LOL
I bet he ate Martina's cock too.
I like him! Will always remember him from S.T.
He was brilliant to watch, so so funny even if he didn't win. He did so well to get that far, thought he might win after the horrible eating task!
Perez hates me ^^
he was such a sweetheart though!!!
I'm sure he ate Captain Kirk's dick on Star Trek.
for the love of god perez……..do you get ALL OF YOUR INFO FROM YOUR READERS?????
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Re: Milky Milky – No shit, who's tube are glued to Mario ? Later haters, I'm going to see the Chink down the street, git me sum take out.
now, that feels good!
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Re: Milky Milky – Re: SweetPat – THANKS FOR THE HELP
He is cute!
You would do him, wouldn't you Perez?
why don't you ever post on reality shows that people actual watch…….survivor had a cute little fag on this year
That's cockamania! But pretty ballsy of him to eat stuff like that.
he was ace - our nation loves him and wishes he was one of our own!!!!
it was great!!
xxx
Perez this is why I love that you report on British stuff; I was out with fiends so I missed who got through & now I know!
So glad Joe did; a.k.a Micky from Eastenders
Re: mamajud – well i'll think you'll find people do watch this show . . in fact ALOT of people, just it's on over here in the UK . . . so your not the intended audience, just because it isn't shown it the US doesn't mean people don't watch it lol
BUT anyways . . i wanted George to win but i loved Joe too, he's such a lovable little cockney . . plus i met him last year, so him winning this makes my story more interesting than just sayin i met the bloke who used to be in Eastenders!! lol
Re: sugapiehoney – ahaah……….so you have a personal interest in him doing well
Hi Harry! Hope you have a good TGIF don't party too hard! Hi to all!
AS MUCH AS I LIKE GAY PRIDE I DON'T NEED TO SEE SULO ….SP RIGHT?…SUCKING A DONKEY DICK!!
ATTACK OF THE KILLER BONE…………….9SM
Kangaroo dick? Gnaw baby, gnaw!
He should have won! I voted for him soooo many times, everything he said was hilarious. After he ate the dick he started coughing and he was like "oh, its rebelling" and then he was like "It must be having an erection" hahahahha…. then he got back to camp to tell the others what he did and they were all remorseful for him and he goes "well, im quick accustomed to cock"…. sigh…. i love him…. and he learned this Cockney rhyme which goes "oli oli oli tits in the trolly, sitting on the grass with your finger up your arse playinwith your ding a ling ling" and he sung it over and over hahahha….
PEREZ GET ON THAT SHOW..YOU ARE USED TO EATING KANGEROO COCK!!
yawn….
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i didnt even know that show was back on…..
UM, HE EATS DICK IN HIS REGULAR EVERYDAY LIFE..WHATS THE BIG DEAL?
George was fantastic such a true gentleman. George, Joe and Martina were all true winners they were brilliant to watch and the most honest people in the jungle. I am so glad Joe won he is a loveable little cockney scamp! I say George should release Olli Olli Olli for a christmas number 1 it was a lot better than David and Timmy with Bif Baf Bof! x
I love George Takei!
Perez, you may own the jungle with the other animals, which you people are, but you not own the Sundance Film Festival. You fags and lesbos sure screwed yourselfs on this one. The Sundance Film Festival will be the biggest one ever. Guess that tells you abnormal people that your pull is no longer as big as it was. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA peepee sucker.
The gays almost ruled the jungle!
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You would have to be gay to do something so stupid.
Re: Pig_Nasty – Nice fukin glasses pig. Asian people will eat anything on a game show. I'll just fukin bet I could torture this fuk and he wouldn't even care. If I hit him, he'd probably say, " Please, may I have another." hehehe
HaHa!!
Lay in a new course to Uranus, Mister Sulu.
He's a good sport. You just can't hold Sulu or Captain Kirk down.
I better be getting cha cha heels for Christmas. Or everybody's gonna pay!
There was a 70 something asshole on the last Big Brother.
Re: Pig_Nasty – Im gettin a hungry for a little Pig Tails!!
though luck……..
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George Takei was fabulous on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Britain loves Gorgeous George.
i wanted him to win hes brilliant!!!!!!
PEREZ HILTON BLOWED OUT FRED DURSTS ASSHOLE THEN HE BUSTED A FAT ASS NUTTY ALL OVER HIS FACE.
Brilliant Top 3. So perfect. The FANTASTIC George was a charming, serene absolute sweetheart (doesnt the man just possess the worlds most fascinating speaking voice & vocabulary?) as was the very inspirational Martina (although she went down in my books as soon as she palled up with horrific Nicola) but Indiana Joe was a truly deserving winner. I thought he was going to squeeze his mums head off as he hugged her in tears on the end of that bridge. His exit & ITV2 interviews were moving & hilarious. He was so genuinely chuffed, overwhelmed, embarrassed & humbled. Its true what they say about your soul surfacing. His personality is gorgeous & it shows in his eyes & infectious smile. I LOVED his friendship with "gorgeous George". What an unlikely but beautiful bond. Theres something hilariously adorable about a straight, testorestone-filled lad 'falling in love' with a gay 71 year old man. His love for Esther Rantzen was just as lovely to watch. It was so nice to see all his campmates full of pride & affection. So refreshing that he got along with everyone & they cared for & respected him. What a genuine, funny, charismatic, happy, cheeky, down to earth, caring, selfless, energetic, straight-forward, fun, charming, renaissance gentleman! A really decent, entertaining good egg. And so human. We saw every side to his personality.
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To say I was impressed with him for standing up for those being clearly targeted, regardless of what the group would think of him, is an understatement. I was in awe of his consistent passion & principle. For goodness sake, it took a 26 yr old guy to stand up against the bullies & put his friendships on the line, whilst everyone else followed that VILE Nic & Co. like sheep! Hes a trooper & a little legend. We had a spineless, two-faced ex-policeman who ran for mayor in that jungle. Instead of trying to put some sense to the situation, Paddock stirred everything right up whilst making a complete fool of himself. Absolute disgrace to this country. I was impressed as Joe completed each & every trial with enthusiasm, speed & hilariously good humour. He was so at home in the jungle; hands-on, hardworking, resilient & creative. Bless him for making Mr Sulu his walking stick & Venetian blinds as he was being drenched in torrential rain. Wish I had his sunshine zest for life. As his campmates said, Joes heart is so big & so f'kn full of life. Top guy. Most of the winners to have come out of the show have been sh!t but this series & this yrs winner has been superb. The most entertaining show of the yr for me. Real feel-good TV with heart.
I wanted him to win such a sweety.