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Suri's Had It

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Thursday was another long day for Hollywoodland's hardest working toddler.

What's going on with little Suri Cruise in this pic?

Did the mini-Scientologist hit the barley water a little too hard after a long day at the office (i.e. the paparazzi filled streets of NYC)?

A little more consistent schedule would go a LONG way for the alien princess!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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74 comments to “Suri's Had It”

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  2. 2

    Perez, I saw other pics of her at the same location and she is smiling and happy, stop picking one pic with the intention to spread rumors!

  3. 3

    I can't believe she's not wearing socks - it's in the 40s here today.

  4. 4

    She just looks liek a kid sleeping, wtf i don't see anything wrong with this pic. Your such a pendejo Perez.

  5. 5


  6. 6

    she looks wasted…. lol.

  7. 7

    i feel bad for sayin this, but her daughter looks bad as hell!!!

  8. 8

    Suri was blessing the crowd.

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  10. 10

    What parent carries their child like this? Oh, right, a parent who positions their child so the paps can get a good shot of her, of course!

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  12. 12

    She needs a RECHARGE contact the Mothership.

  13. 13

    Suri looks wasted!!!! but she is cute so is ok!

  14. 14

    That kid has HUGE FEET!

  15. 15

    Perez or anyone here…

    Perez seems pretty kid friendly for a Los Anglean— I've got a 9 yr old niece coming who loves Hanna Montana etc. Any ideas where to bring her? She's acts about 25 yrs old (kind of scary) and what she really wants to do is go clubbing–but she doesn't know it yet.

    Anyone have any suggestions? I'm sure she'll be moving here or NY when she hits 18. (Be nice. Thanks.)

  16. 16

    It is so cold in NYC, why doesn't she put some thick stockings or tights on her and cover her legs. She has to be cold, poor thing.

  17. 17

    Seriously.. does this child ever walk?

  18. 18

    Perhaps she's upset because she actually has a jacket and pants on.

  19. 19

    Why do they always carry her so strangely? Anyone who has had children knows that you usually hold them facing you, ESPECIALLY if they fall asleep. They are always carrying her like she is a little art piece that they need to have on display. Do they get free dresses for her that need to be shown off? I used to think it was the media exploiting them and now it just seems to be the other way around. Sure she's adorable, but quit toting her around like a show dog.

  20. 20

    are they getting out of a space ship???

  21. 21

    they need more babies

  22. 22

    God forbid a toddler act like a toddler, Peepee!

  23. klate says – reply to this


    For someone who doesn't have kids you seem to fancy yourself quite the authority on parenting and pregnancy (ie, mimi's champagne sip of yesterday).

  24. 24

    umm…can this kid walk? kate needs to let her walk once in a while…freak

  25. 25

    The poor girl. All she did in her life was be born. Perez, I am usually pretty entertained by your banter and commentary but this seems a little beneath you. She is a little girl who is probably growing and is tired. I don't think she looks drunk as a lot of these people including yourself like to entertain. Maybe when some of you (yes you too Perez) have children of your own, you may see this picture in a different light. Children are heavy and when they sleep even more so. It can be awkward carrying them around. I agree that they let her picture be taken way too much but she is still an innocent by-stander who has no say in her lifestyle, her activities and definitely her religion. I don't think it is fair to target her for your own entertainment. Shame on you Perez. Fortunately she cannot read but one day when she enters the world of critics with awareness I am sure someone will love to throw in her face how you called her the "Alien Princess".

  26. 26

    the little ones got HUGE feet!!!!!!!!!

  27. 27

    Is Suri wearing a top or did her dress just ride up to look like a top? Tell me she is finally done with the cutesy expensive dresses. And how many pairs of those flats does she own. I want to see Suri in sneakers–no doubt they would be Armani.

  28. 28

    My daughter will not be 3 til Feb 5th and Suri looks SOOO much bigger and my child is 95% for height. Her feet are HUGE!!! She looks over 3!!!

  29. 29

    She's got big feet for a kid her age. Just sayin.

  30. 30

    Poor kid, she's gonna be messed up..

  31. 31

    That little girl is going to be tall:-). (You can tell because she has long feet.)

  32. 32

    Here is my deal with Tom and Katie, why do they always hold Suri towards the crowds? It's such an unnatural way to hold a child. Kinda looks like they want the photogs to get a shot of her face???

  33. ajbwb says – reply to this



  34. 34

    She just looks sound asleep to me. What is your criteira for children being liked or disliked by you, Perez?

  35. 35

    lolololololololololololol @ "wassup"

  36. 36

    Re: *pebbles* – i would like to know the criteria, as well!

  37. 37

    Quit calling her a fucking alien perez! I did see other pics at the time these were taken and it wasn't suggesting anything was wrong with her. She was smiling and was happy. You just happened to pick out the pic with the worst angle. Just leave her alone!!! She's just a kid. She hasn't done anything to deserve you bashing her.

  38. 38

    Why don't the let her little mutant, retarded ass walk?? her legs probably aren't strong enough to carry all the scientology knowledge she is being fork fed.

  39. 39

    Tom + Katie = Media Whores
    PP, please stop buying photos of them.
    They are PLAYED O-U-T.

  40. 40

    I don't understand why you call a little girl an "alien"? Is there a reason for that? It seems cruel anyway.

  41. 41

    she looks like she is in a strangelhold…lol the nuge :) that's a ref to an old ted nugent song for all you youngins!

  42. 42

    Yeah, she does have huge feet! Wonder if she and Katie wear the same size mary janes?

  43. 43

    At least she's wearing a coat.

  44. 44

    Re: geezlouise1
    I was thinkin' the SAME EXACT thing… they always are holding her really weird. That's not the way to hold a kid !

  45. 45

    That girl's got some big feet!

  46. 46

    Wow, Suri looks huge! I have a 5 year old boy who looks smaller than she does. Her feet look bigger than mine. She is gonna be tall girl!

  47. 47

    She'll be a trainwreck

  48. 48

    this pic is confusing…

  49. 49

    Looks like a sleeping kid to me.Yeah….so weird. He's 2 and much smaller, but can't say I haven't carried my kid in some strange positions, especially when asleep. There are tons of pics of Her carrying Suri on her hip, you guys are pathetic. On another note….looks like Suri got her mums tall gene…..at least she won't be a midget, like her *cough* father.

  50. 50

    poor child is exhausted. :(

  51. 51

    and exactly what the f do you know about toddlers and their schedules?

  52. 52

    I've held my kid like that when I had a nice dress on her that I didn't want to get wrinkled before she got her Sears portrait taken. They must not want her pretty dresses to get any wrinkles for the paps. Who cares. It's not child abuse.

  53. 53

    And when you hold a toddler facing towards you when they have a dress on with their legs wrapped around your waist, their dress hikes way the hell up. Not a pretty sight for the world to see.

  54. 54

    I saw Suri on Thursday. She was happy playing while her mom was doing some work. She seems like a really sweet and smart kid.

  55. 55

    Perez, do you live in a child-free zone or something? Three-year olds fall asleep all the time; it's not the parents' fault!

  56. 56

    Perez….seriously! WTF is your obsession with Suri? It's no longer cute and quirky, it's DOWNRIGHT CREEPY!

  57. 57

    How dare you call a 2 year old an alien princess??? Who do you think you are nasty pedophile??? The fact that you had a miserable childhood doesn't give you any rights to spoil it for an adorable child like Suri…

  58. 58

    jacket!!! She's wearing a Jacket! Hooray!

  59. 59

    um, it looks like she is just putting her into the car- perhaps into a car seat and so has Suri turned around to do that

  60. 60

    Can that little girl walk? I understand she's asleep and all but in most of the pictures of her she's being held. What is she like 12 now? The cute little baby has worn off. No one cares about crazies kid anymore.

  61. disco says – reply to this


    if this so called "mother" really cared about her lil queen then she would shield her from the photags properly and hold her face burried in her chest or shoulder not fnnnn facing the camera's…..pathetic!

  62. 62

    Wouldn't you be tired if you were dragged around everywhere by your parents? At least she's wearing a coat in this picture. Now if they would only put some tights or socks on her!

  63. 63

    Re: annakop – I agree. I also think she (Katie) is doing a good job. Being a parent is hard and she seems to do it with less help (nannies, body guards, a HUSBAND/father) than most celebrities.

  64. 64

    Looks like Suri was trying yell for help, but they put a choke hold on her. The Basturds.

  65. 65

    At least she's got a coat on now!

  66. Synik says – reply to this


    Now, if Katie was standing on a balcony in Germany, she could pass as Michael Jackson. Put that kid down!!! If there was ever a case for child emancipation, this is it.

  67. 67

    This child should not be in the media so much…. I can't believe Tom and kate are still together…… its amazing because he such a wack job

  68. 68

    She is a beautiful baby!

  69. 69

    does this child ever walk? it seems like every picture of her she is being carried… maybe its some scientology thing…

  70. 70

    aw she's pooped.

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  72. 72

    Where the fuck is "daddy""?????

  73. 73

    scientology water effects:appear intoxicated.

  74. 74

    Wow Perez. Amazing how much you know about what kids should or shouldn't be doing - how many do you have again???

    I am sure Suri will get a more regular 'routine' in her life when she starts school. Lets face it, being a celebrity kid means that Mom and Dad aren't pulling the 9-5 daily shift and then all sitting down together for dinner every night. The kid seems happy to me - lay off Perez.