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    1. 1

      first?! :D

      iloveperez



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      MARIO I GUESS YOU ARE DONE FOR TODAY! ENJOY SEXY TIME WITH TEDDY!
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      LOVE - YOU'RE #1 FAN!
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      PEREZ = SERIOUS JOURNALIST AND FACT CHECKER!



    3. 3

      slowwww week.



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – how'd you get so sexy?



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      Re: URnot1stdumbass – WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT…MARIO WORKED HIS FAT ASS OFF THIS WEEK. POSTING ABOUT RIVETING GOSSIP AND WORLD EVENTS!
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      PEREZ = HARDWORKING JOURNALIST! :wink:



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      Perez Hates Me ^^



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      MARIO, DID YOU DELETE ONE OF MY COMMENTS?



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      Re: bluwizpee – I WILL SHARE MY SEXY ROUTINE WITH YOU:
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      1) MASSAGE JUICE AND BERRIES INTO MY SILKY LOCKS
      2) TAN DAILY FOR 20 MINUTES
      3) TRIM MY NI&&A BUSH DAILY
      4) DRINK PLENTY OF CHAMPAGNE



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i wonder how old teddy will b when his sphincter gives out?



    11. 11

      whatever



    12. 12

      Re: x0x_lisa – PEREZ DOESN'T LIKE YOU…SORRY TO HAVE TO TELL YOU!



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      Re: mamajud – IT'S GOING TO GIVE OUT SOON I THINK…MARIO HAS BEEN POUNDING THE HELL OUT OF POOR TEDDY DUE TO HIS CLOTHING LINE BEING A BIG FLOP!



    14. 14

      12th



    15. 15

      change my avatar Perez.



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – we probably shouldn't assume teddy's a bottom……..i'm going to regret pondering that one so close to bedtime….hope it doesn't revisit in my dreams



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      Re: bluwizpee – night blu ;)



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      Re: mamajud – HAHAHA NIGHT MAMA! I'M OUT TOO!



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: mamajud – Re: bluwizpee –
      don't leave me!
      well, this is actually good….little cow needs a good nights rest…and big daddy is a-comin' home….i expect him in bed at 2am sharp!!!



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Re: mamajud – Re: bluwizpee –
      thanks for brightening up an otherwise crappy day for the cow!!
      KISS KISS!!!



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      Whatever…very slow week. Why can't one of those skinny bitches from 90210 go to rehab or throw up something? Bitches.



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      Man alive Hollywood is boring and lame as hell.
      Is it just me or is celebrity failure not interesting anymore?



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      Did anyone see that Guns N Roses is debuting at number 3 on the charts behind kanye and taylor swift?
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      I love seeing douche bags like axl rose get what they deserve….
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      maybe next time he releases a GNR album….he will pick up the phone and call GNR….instead of faking it and putting out the biggest jokes of the year.
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      suck it axl



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      bleh



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
      HAHAHA perez= serious journalist and fact checker..that's a good one!!! Morning sweetie.Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HAHA, you're NUKIN FUTS!!
      Let me think what did I like about this week in Gossip? I got two new pictures of beautiful Keanu Reeves, yummy! Got to trash G.W. that's always fun, fun, fun. Britney Spears STUNK the place up all week, THAT SUCKED!!
      OMG, BEST THING ALL WEEK:::::::
      ……..O. FUCKING J. WENT TO PRISON…….I'LL BE PARTYIN FOREVER OVER THAT ONE.HAHAHAHAHA THANKS PEREZ FOR THAT.Re: mamajud – NEVER..HAHARe: ShakeYourkitty – AXil Rose is a fat idiot.
      OLD PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY CAN STILL SING..”DON'T”'.U SUCK.



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      Re: bluwizpee –
      I like your cupface, how cute!
      Oh, I did forget to mention one other person that was here all week. How rude of me! Madonna, she looked great and I love having her back doing the Madonna thing. Sex, drugs, rock and roll. I love my JokerBaby Crackhead Mommy! Don't forget to see us in the new Batman Movie. We're the surprise, SURPRISE!!!!



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      Perez, your information was wrong.
      According to today's "Miami Herald" O.J. Simpson got 9 to 33 years sentence. It means he is eligible for parole after he spends 9 years in jail. But of course his parole will be DENIED. And his next. And his next.
      So Simpson, the remorseless killer and sociopath, is going to rot in jail.
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      Also, Simpson's attorney told reporters today that Simpson was getting along very well with other inmates by buying candy bars and Ramen Noodle soup for them !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I am not making it up )



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      Re: ShakeYourkitty –

      Kitty, you know everything about Justin Timberlake. Tell me something.
      Shitney a.k.a. Her Madgesty a.k.a. Madgerulla claimed yesterday that J.T. was turned on by Madonna when they were making that record together. Shitney claims J.T. said he was attracted to Madonna.
      Is it true or is it one of Shitney's fantasies?



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      Wake up F@ggot.



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      Wipe that semen from your ass and get up!!



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      Re: harrybalsac –

      Harry, congratulations on your baby !!!!!!
      Yesterday there was Harry&Letty's Lovechild on PerezHilton.com !



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      Re: orchidgirl – Was that the duck one !



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      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
      Of course he fukin did, honey. You think all of my comments get through, no fukin way.



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      Re: SheriMoonZombie – they don't like the word f@got!



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      Re: Sensitivity –

      Umm… I don't think it was a duck…
      Are you telling me Harry balsac fornicated with a duck ?
      Although I wouldn't be surprised if he did.



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      There was a duckyhead[page 4 in the madonna one]attacking LettyB yesterday and then she left.I would lioke to see the off spring of let and Balsac!! arghh!



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      www.youheartmaggles.com



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      Re: orchidgirl – What post was that on?



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      Re: harrybalsac –

      Harry dear, I've first seen Letty@Harry's Lovechild on the Seth Rogen "Looking Good, Papi" post, comment #60 , I think.
      But perhaps your baby appeared in other posts also, I don't read all the posts.
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      You'll have to cough up some child support now, you bad boy !



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      Re: harrybalsac – congrats??……are you sweating or smiling bals?



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      Re: orchidgirl – Mabey the B in Letty B stands for Balsac !!



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      Re: Sensitivity – arrgh……….you're on to something ;)



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      Re: mamajud – That would be Lettybalsac !!! YIKES!!



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      check



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      Re: Sensitivity – Re: mamajud – Re: orchidgirl – Did ya see that fuckin'? If it's mine ( DNA test ) then the best part of it ran down my leg! I'm thinkin' BBD & rough butt sex, that's why it looks like a twisted little monkey!Plus I always finish on her sexy troll face!



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      I knew it was your's BBD you dumbass, your talkin' like me but your big garboon face is next to comment! Where's your crackhead daddy? Tell him he's a Grandpa now!



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      what the fuck perez? what are you too busy to actually post anything? fucking do your job.



    48. 48

      I think Perez is taking a day off .
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      Or maybe he is stuck on TMZ salivating over (and masturbating to ) the latest Chippendale's dancers spread.
      I don't like Mr. December.



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      Re: Big Black Dick – NICE!!!



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      Re: orchidgirl – well i would hope not….eeewwwww…..
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      JT can have anyone he wants….why would he want someone that could be his mom? I mean i guess it happens….and god knows she is a cougar……
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      Who knows tho……and im really not a big fan of his….yeah…..his records are good but when he tries to produce other things for people….they blow….and blow hard.
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      He is just hot……and a good dancer…..and thats about it….



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      PEREZ EAT OUT FRED DURSTS ASSHOLE THEN GAVE HIM A DIRTY SANCHEZ.AFTERWARS HE BUSTED A FAT ASS NUTTY ALL OVER HIS FACE THEN WASHED IT OFF WITH PISS.AND PEREZ WANTS TO BLOW MORE ASS TOO.



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      you sure dont seem to be blogging like you used to- What are you a famewhore now your site takes a back seat? Maybe its time to hire someone to do that!



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      Tequiero mas.



    54. 54

      Morena.



    55. 55

      Me love you long time.