Where Are The Keys?
Filed under: 50 Cent

Talk about surrounding yourself with idiots!
Poor 50 Cent - he tried not to get spotted by the paps, but just the opposite happened.
Fiddy rolled up in his Rolls-Royce to his hotel in London, followed by a stretch Hummer with 15 members of his entourage.
And that's when someone locked the keys inside his Rolls-Royce.
Thankfully, he had some MacGyver security on hand.
50's security team then proceeded to try and get the door opened with a wire coat hanger!!!
And things got worse.
While the car was left outside the hotel, with the keys locked inside, a parking attendant gave them a ticket!!!
As for 50, he's currently in London to star in a new film called Dead Man Running, set to be released next year.
We smell a stinker.
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i am so glad to know this
good thing he cleaned up his ways, otherwise he would have been dead for sho'…
Your the idiot, learn to spell. Its not opps, its oops.
DRIVE BY BITCCCCHHHHH
POP POP POP
He's got nice lips!
Re: tab1969 – yeah! wtf is opps??
Re: Sweetpiece! – he should do some chapsticks commercials…
LOL at him… and LOL at you for misspelling "Oops". I would have never thought of that as a hard word to write…
Re: Milky Milky – how'd the loaf turn out?
OOPS***********
jesus…
IDIOTS!!!!!!
You can take the boy out the ghetto but ya can't git the ghetto out da boy!
Huge news!
Re: tab1969 –
no no no
dontcha know perezzers is down with OPP?
That's Opps as in Special Ops — not Oops as in WHOOPS. You are LAME
"opps" hu?
Re: bluwizpee – GIT DA FUCK OUTTA MY POOL!
Re: mamajud – hi mama…….i think it will be on the docket for tomorrow evening…..
i'll let you know!!!
and i am serious about that pork tenderloin i talked about earlier!!
god i am a dork
Re: kaykay85 – Re: tab1969 – Re: Novel1 – GIT OVER IT!! Any one who posts after this is a HUGE ASSHOLE!
The word is "OOPS."
Re: Milky Milky – mine almost done……..i will check out the pork fo sho
DOWN WIT OPP, YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!
wtf is "opps"? tell your sister not to drink and post.
Re: txgreenbean – i think harrybalsac has called you a HUGE ASSHOLE for posting the spelling error……..
Re: pretty betty – uh oh. you're a HUGE ASSHOLE TOO
Re: Milky Milky – if your bored…..mugs are out
Re: mamajud – i am sure it will be delicious! i am slightly jealous…..but once i got back today i didn't feel like going out again to get the main ingredient - MEAT….
BBD/balsac…..got some meat for a hungry cow?
Re: mamajud – yep. bored.
You aren't that smart either. You mean "you're".
haha, so ghetto
Seems to me Fiddy oughtta know hows to steal a car.
Give ME the keys, you cock-sucking motherfucker. Fiddy bucks to whoever can name the movie that's from.
Re: ThreeFarmers – haahaa
Re: Ellie Mae Clampett – um, midnight run?
Re: Milky Milky – I totally enjoyed our recipe swapping today! So not Perez!
Re: She-Bitch – FUCK YOU! YOU STOLE MY PHRASE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! UNLESS YOU ARE A FRIEND OF LG'S, YOU ARE ON MY PERMANENT SHIT LIST!
Re: Sweetpiece! – i did as well! we need to ditch this place and meet up on a recipe board!!
hey perez we smell a hater…and eminem sucks i wish he would stay hidden
dont you mean oops not opps?
Perez Hates Me ^^
Re: Milky Milky – i'm the same on allrecipe……..but i don't waste time commenting…..how bout we meat up on the drunken pork page….little field trip one of these days?
Re: Milky Milky – You name it!
Re: mamajud – 41 I'm in!
Perez, it's OOPS not opps.
Re: She-Bitch –
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SHOW YOURSELF NOW, COWARDLY WHORE!!!
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((((smile)))) …welcome to the club
((((smile)))) …welcome to the club, at least someone finds the humor.
((((smile)))) …welcome to the club, at least someone finds the humor (irony) in this; mostly humor. I bet "50 cent" did, too.
Why does this idiot need an entourage of 15 people? To wipe his ass?
You need new minions doing your work Perez, preferably one that is smarter than a 5th grader!!!! OPPS???? Are you serious?
that's the best one in a LONG time - OOOOOOPPPPPSSS!!! DORK! Good to know you are still a human!! Hardy Har Har!!!!
nobody cares
its called get double cars keys DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! how u suppose to be discrete with a strech hummer full of body gards hhhhhhhhhhahahahah
aymi, b. Hope you got home safe and keep warm this weekend. 46 hmaw lmoltay
Re: tab1969 –
Um you might want to use spell check next time you try to diss someone on their spelling.
You're the idiot actually… Your is possessive. You're is the contraction of you are which is what you were trying to say until you failed.
A LITTLE B&E , IZ HE TAPPIN AMY WHILE HEEZ IN TOWN………..9SM
I'm fascinated by watching monkeys try to use tools
PEREZ BETTER START POSTING MY COMMENTS OR ELSE!!!!! OR ELSE I AM GONNA GO DOWN TO THE LATINA GAYBOURHOOD WHERE HE SLUMS IT UP AND KICK HIS GRINGO NUTZ!
Lol this is actually really funny sounds like he got Punk'd by his possey… he looks really confused!
Cuban gay ass can't spell oops… lol!
owhhh wanting to write something
but a quarter rican writing what i want 2 say would be classified as racist for some reason lol
love 50 cent though
hello perez nice oppps!! want a spell check bitch? 1000.00 a week and i get to work at home. have a good one homey
Re: She-Bitch – who the fuck are you talking to?
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If you are replying to a post….click on the little part that says "reply to this"….that way we know who the fuck you are talking to…
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Now who's the dumb fuck?
Re: She-Bitch – "you are" is not incorrect btw…..just because he didnt use a contraction doesnt mean he is linguistically incorrect…..
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stupid bitch!
PEREZ!!!
WTF DOES OPPS MEAN??
I THINK YOU MEAN OOPS!!!
RETARD
Re: I cant stand them – No, number 49, that's the number of moulinyans it takes to prove they weren't born to operate a Rolls Royce.
DUH!!!! Rolls Royces can be opened via satellite service; any good ASSistant knows that.
lol
PEREZ HILTON BLOWED OUT FRED DURST S ASSHOLE THEN BUSTED A FAT ASS NUTTY ALL OVER HIS FACE.
LOSER!!!!
hehe, you spelled oops wrong
looks like he gonna get shot for the 7th time…….He durn run outta lives
Re: tab1969 –
YOU'RE also an idiot.
It's my observation that idiots surround themselves with other idiots, in an attempt to make themselves look good. Seldom works.
Oh crap.