Wouldn't Momma Be Proud?!
Filed under: TV News > Ryan Seacrest
The Ryan Seacrest-produced reality competition show Momma's Boys pits young men against their dicks and their overbearing overprotective mommies, once again shamelessly exploiting people's emotions and lack of intelligence.
And we lovesit!
While researching the 32 single female contestants, one Perezcious reader noticed some startling similarities between the girls - described as "some classy and some brassy" - and certain um, "nude models."
Our crafty reader sicked Google on the case and got some amusing results.
Exhibit A: Erica Ellyson
Hey y’all! I was born and raised in South Mississippi. I grew up a bit of a tomboy; fishing with my parents, running track, playing golf and softball. After attending community college, I went to architecture school until I received the title of the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year (NSFW!!!). Right now, I’m taking a break from my studies due to my travel demands as a Penthouse Pet. I will go back to school when my year with Penthouse is finished. I like to play golf as much as possible. When not on the course, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends: cooking, eating, and watching football and baseball.
Exhibit B: Meghan Allen
I love Texas and all it has to offer. I have the most amazing job and friends! I am a hair stylist, but right now I’m working as a bartender/cocktail waitress at one of the hottest clubs in Dallas. I love my job because it gives me free time to do what I love most, which is modeling. Lately, I’ve been very busy with photo shoots because I am working on a website (NSFW!!!). In my free time I love doing anything that has to do with water… the beach, pool, boating etc. I love hanging out with my friends and just relaxing. I'm a very laid-back person and love to laugh and have a good time. I’m probably one of the goofiest girls you'd ever meet. I'm not afraid to be myself – for instance, I love to burp out loud and am not shy about it! My little Chihuahua Bella is my world! I have the most amazing family. Since they live in Pennsylvania I miss them tons! That's pretty much me in a nutshell.
Exhibit C: Stacy Fuson
I loved growing up in Washington State. This led me to my love of fishing and boating. As a kid, I played a lot of sports. My favorites are softball, volleyball, basketball, and bowling. I enjoy traveling and have been to England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Peru, Panama, and Japan. I love Japanese food, especially sushi. For the past 12 years, I've been modeling and have worked on "Entourage," "Shallow Hal," "American Pie," and "Sullivan Sisters." I was Playboy's Miss February 1999 (NSFW!!!) and the 2005 St. Pauli Girl. I love the beach, going to dinner, and watching movies. I'm a producer and anchor on a news website. I’m also going to business school and will soon launch my own brand of vitamins, Vitamins by Stacy.
What charming young ladies!
America needs more SLUTS!! YEAH SLUTS!
If you post after this your a slut or a fag. Got it?
thank god for your readers and the info they feed you……..SPREAD THE WEALTH P-FATTY!
Re: harrybalsac –
IM A SLUT!!
WOOHOO!!!!
i am honored to add to the dwindling slut population!!
LAME! Boring. LAME! Fame whores.
…suddenly i'm ashamed to live in washington. ;]
HEY MARIO…THANKS! YOU READ MY EARLIER POST ABOUT CHI-CHIS! LOL
Erica Ellyson is a dirty dirty homewrecking hoe
Sounds like fun!
ew, they sound damaged!
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OJ WON'T BE GETTING ANYMORE OF THAT!
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Re: Milky Milky –
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HI MILKY DARLING!!!
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Re: Milky Milky – I SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND AJ ON THE FALLON POST LOL SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH!
Wait! If Stacy Fuson was a Playmate in 1999, how old is she now? Sad, so sad….
Sounds that they did auditions at the Playboy Mansion…
Wow.
ooooohhhhhh… Not Safe For Work…. thats what snfw means…. F%$#.
whats a cookie and how do i delete them???
Damn you perez. now everyone thinks i look at penthouse porn.
WHICH i DONT
since when hasn't it been classy or brassy to pose yourself nude? Sheesh
whores, sluts….perez mom whats new?????
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY!
LEONA!!
hello my friend
are you at the country estate this fine weekend?
Momma's Boys premieres December 16th on NBC!
I can't wait to see when the moms find out about these nice young ladies… Sweet!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i'll beat that teeny bopper with my udders!
So these are the kinds of women that are interested in "momma's boys"? Why?! Women with good looks, talent and a decent education can get anyone. Why are they wasting their time with the worst kind of men? No woman with any brains wants to compete with some dried-up old hag for her man's affection and why should she? I loathe "momma's boys"!! They're the most pathetic kind of men!!
OK! Hi LG, Harry and all! TGIF!
LEONA………
you are 'rubbing' off on me…..
i have such a fondness for the term darling!
i hope you don't mind
Re: Xelia Kay – burned a little, aren't we??
Re: Xelia Kay – Hey dummy, obviously they are on the show to be on tv, not for the momma's boys. Haven't you learned the lessons of reality tv by now? Live anyone really wanted to date New York or Tina Tequila
This show looks hilarious!
12 LEONA! SOMEONE IS USING MY SHEBITCH PHRASE! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Do you know who? Only a friend of yours is allowed!
Exhibit C: Puffy nipples ftw
Now this is yummy
yes sluts, a common theme that everyone loves,
Re: Milky Milky –
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#20. NOT YET DARLING, MAYBE TOMORROW, THANK YOU.
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Re: Sweetpiece! – #28.
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WHERE, HONEY!?!? DIRECT LG TO SUCH AN EGREGIOUS MALFEASANCE STRAIGHT AWAY!!! LG WILL ASSIST YOU SWEET IN GETTING TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS–NOT UNLIKE SARWHORE THE QUEEN OF ALL SHEBITCHES WHEN SHE'S WIELDING HER FIERCE COKE CAN GIRTHED PROSTHETIC PRONG!!! EN GARDE, BITCHES!!!
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So sad they had to go to MTV for love. Obviously shit didn't work out in porn or photo shoots. God, if they couldn't succeed out of that then something must be wrong with them. They really need conditioner in their hair, it looks too frizzy.
32 LG, back on the keys post! The idiot with the nice lips! I have my suspicions!
32 LG, I'm cooking tonight so I will be in and out. Know what I mean! oxoxo
Re: Sweetpiece! – #35.
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DARLING YOU'RE SUCH A SASSY MINX!!!
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WELL LG HAS VISITED THE AFOREMENTIONED THREAD
AND IS SHOCKED AT SUCH A FULL-ON AFFRONT TO THE SWEET!
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HOPEFULLY MORE CLUES WILL BE REVEALED ONCE THE AVATAR IS
"APPROVED"–WHICH HOPEFULLY WILL BE NEVER DARLING AS
LG ALERTED PH HIMSELF TO THIS VIOLATION IMMEDJATELY!!!
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LG WISHES YOU A SATED APPETITE DEAR–BUT HOPEFULLY
IT WILL BE A LONG TIME IN COMING!
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NOW LG AND HER "SWEET" WILL INDULGE IN A FINE GLASS OF
NON-ALCOHOLIC SPARKLING WINE TO CELEBRATE TGIF!!!
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LG, how are you? I know you are at the ESTATE! LOL! Enjoy!
Looking good my dear. XOXO!
LG, I was thing about Boy George! I love his music and his makeup!
I think there is more to this story. He does not deserve that much time
in the slammer. I am with you on this.
I know I will get shizzle for this. I meant thinking of Boy George. Sorry for my spelling.
LG,
I would be happy to join you my dear friend! I love the organic sparkling apple!
Well, I am out for the night now!
I am sure to pop in from time to time over the weekend!
oxox
Re: sheba08 –
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AIR KISSES DARLING!
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OH LG IS STILL IN THE CITY AND WILL RETREAT TO HER
COUNTRY ESTATE EARLY TOMORROW. WELL EARLY TO LG
IS 11, 11:30!
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DARLING IT'S NOT EASY LOOKING THIS FIERCE (AS YOU MUST REALIZE)–
AND LG NEVER STEPS FOOT OUTSIDE HER GATES WITHOUT HER
FULL REGALIA SO AS NOT TO DISAPPOINT THE CITIZENRY!!!
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CLEARLY BOY IS WAY FIERCE BUT WAS DEFINITELY FRAMED IN THIS MATTER IN LG'S OPINION! HE'S BEING QUEER-BASHED BY THE KINGDOM'S LEGAL SYSTEM, IF YOU ASK LG!!! I'M SURPRISED BOY DIDN'T HAVE
SOME GOOD DISH ON THE QUEER PRINCE, EDWARD, IS IT, TO GET
HIMSELF OUT OF THIS MESS!!!!!
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HONEY CHURCH OF THE POISON MIND IS LG'S ABSOLUTELY FAVE BOY SONG, WELL THAT AND THE CRYING GAME…
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KISSES AGAIN AND AU REVOIR!!!
humbly urs,
LG!
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yay. plastic bimbos. Just what America needs more of. Sign me up. NOT.
I don't think you should have posted those links, a lot of young people come here. I'm not being a prude, it's just that I don't think it's appropriate for this particular site.
that last chick has no nipples…..she barely has pink dots where her nips should be…..wtf??
I am sooooooooo sick of seeing SLUTS on TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF seriously!! It is getting so old!!
Channel after channel it is nothing but completely FAKE and nearly naked bimbos one after the other… its surreal, insane and nauseating!!!!!!!!! On top of that, it demeans women and everyones intelligence too! America is so low class.
I happen to know Stacy Fuson and I can tell you that she is a first class, super sweet, super cool gal. She is very down to earth, a great friend, and talking to her, you would never know she was a playmate, except for the fact that she is naturally very beautiful. You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of her without even knowing her.
what the fuck does NSFW mean?
What comes to my mind…low income, low education, parents with a low education…. and Bratz dolls. Why they didn't get a stylist to help with hair/clothes….the one girl only has a shirt on? Couldn't Seacrest help these girls to not look so trashy? They need to get their hair color set right and a style/blowout and wardrobe assistance. The dark-haired girl has a nice face if you can look past the awful clothes and hair.
I just read the article. Sighhhhh. These poor rednecks. The last girl at least has done something. I understand the show concept though because these are the kind of girls you fuck not marry, hence why the momma's don't like them.
Playsies-not Keepsies.
They will be old and haggard and single in ten years….
Re: harrybalsac – I know we are but what are you? You're a regular in the Chocolate Factory, balsac.!
Where to begin? The lame "Bachelore-esque" formula of single man looking for his soulmate/playboy model or preschool teacher OR the fact their phycho mothers haven't cut the strings yet. Have you seen the preview? One crazy mother said she insisted the girl "cook, clean and do everything she says". WTF? Who is dumb enough to want her son? Seriously. GET THERAPY, and A LIFE AND A HUSBAND who will be your best friend……give your son a chance!!!
Yay.
Sluts in cha cha heels.
Re: Rosebud – NSWF= Not Safe For Work
oh hell yeah!! this show looks awesome. trampy hores on a major broadcasting station. this world gets better and better everyday. go secreast!
PEREZ HILTON BLOWED OUT FRED DURST S ASSHOLE THEN BUSTD A FAT ASS NUTTY ALL OVER HIS FACE.
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Eeew, sadly I dated one of the knobs that is going to be on this show. He is perhaps one of the biggest douche bags I know and it sickens me to know that people may think otherwise of him. Fuck Momma's Boys.
Wow, these girls have a lot of serious accomplishments under their belts. EVERY momma's going to want her son to bring one of these home.