Chicken On The Bone


It seems several beauties attended the 11th annual 'Cracked Xmas' event at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday.
Among those was the former fashion stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe.
And, well, what else can we say about our Zoe.
She just looked…. interesting.
What do U think of her look?
[Images via WENN.]















































Does she like to toss salad?
has she heard of breast implants??
im sure you have more boobs than her perezzy.
:]
I am lunching ladies and gentlemen.
.
oxox
OK PEREZ THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I WIL EVER AGREE WITH YOU! EWWWWWWWWWWW IS RIGHT!
She claims she is 37.
No way she is 37.
She no Duff. Duff is a great salad tosser!
oh man….why are her tits soooo flat???
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – Have a tossed salad.
To be quite honest, I'm a fan of her look.. it's her face that kind of bothers me. I think botox or some sort of life procedure around the mouth would help.
But make up, hair, outfit.. I am a fan!
perez, play nice.
Re: orchidgirl – if she is 37…..she has been drinking for the last 10 years….she looks rough
flat chest
FUG BITCH! GROSS!
.
.
CHANGE THE POST QUICKLY MARIO!
.
.
BITCH IS EXTREME!
.
.
.
We are D.I.S.S. We stand for "Die Impostor Scum Suckers!"
and we stand for you!!!
.
.
Contact Sheba08 today for Membership details!
.
.
to add to the face procedure… breat implants ( avoid going to tara reid's surgeon)
Rachel, PLEASE get some Restylane in your upper lip!!!!
Re: emilyhilton – you are a fan of this bitch…..i dont even know who she is….
.
If you tell me she is on the hills…..i will shoot myself in the face…
HAHA I said eww too!
She so fucking wrinkly for her age!
Her "breast flaps" are nasty!
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH PANCAKE TITS. LOTS OF GIRLS, LIKE ME, HAVE THEM! FUCK OFF PEREZ!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She could lose the cuff bracelets and maybe never ever pose in profile again and that would definitely help!
This will be Nicole Richie in 2 yrs. She's starting to age and not gracefully.
She'd look better with a fist up her ass.
Saggy pancake boobs!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS RIGHT!
Pancake Booby!
she looks good for being raisinface..
wow!
that is one saggy booby!
PANCAKES!
fugly hag.
blah
Re: orchidgirl – 37 dog years.
I don't think she looks too bad. You just don't like her because she openly can't stand you and thinks you are a POC who doesn't deserve to be where you're at… just like what anyone else who's sane thinks.
NEXT!!!!!!!!
*YAWNS!
Re: LaDiva is here – lol
that is sooo true.
eww new meaning to the SAG awards hahaha…total pancake boobage saggage yuck…it sucks to have genetics that makes your skin sag all over like on rachel…she could be pretty…at least she got rid of the raisin face effect…face lift? or chemical peel?
I
Re: ShakeYourkitty –
I'm not a fan, just not a hater.
She has yeet to do anything I despise.
She is desparate though.
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL
I'lllllllllllll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – #35
this is one intiresting day!
made the day go sooo fast!;)
confined to cramped, filthy wire cages. Fur farmers use the cheapest and cruelest killing methods available, including suffocation, electrocution, gassing, and poisoning. With so many available alternatives to animal fur, Whether it comes from minks, foxes, raccoons, chinchillas, beavers, rabbits, or lynxes, fur looks best on its original owners. People who wear fur are pathetic, and we should say something to them ALWAYS - otherwise we are letting down the animals. Many fashionistas we know wouldn't be caught DEAD wearing the atrophying skins of anally electrocuted, tortured animals to look absolutely gorgeous. There are faux fur options that look just as luxe. And I love the idiots who say "what about human rights" — the animal rights people are ALWAYS working on every facet of injustice. It's the dumbasses who comment about human rights who are the non-active people who don't volunteer, don't donate money, and don't get involved in anything but their own narcissism. The truth about fur is — these animals are horrendously anally electrocuted – sometimes even skinned alive. They look like your Yorkie or Pug and they DO FEEL PAIN and FEAR.
Re: orchidgirl – 47 is more like it
Zoe's entire look w/too much makeup, giant gaudy jewelry, dead animal vests & stoles, Queen Elizabeth boxy handbags and the piece de resistance, Farrah hair, makes her look like Zsa Zsa Gabor circa 1990 when she was arrested for slapping a cop in Beverly Hills who found a silver flask of booze in the glove compartment of her 2-door Mercedes.
I can't imagine anyone under 75 wanting to hire this woman as a stylist.
Yuck.
Re: ShakeYourkitty –
.
Kitty, darling, Rachel Zoe is a fashion stylist to all kinds of celebrities. She tells them what clothes to wear.
She also has a fashion show "Rachel Zoe" on cable TV on which she shops all day and tries on clothes constantly .
Letty B looks like miley cyrus when she makes that stupid pout face and letty b eats sundried tomatoes in her pasta……………….sooooooooooooo 1997
WTF happened to Raisin Face Perez?
I mean
that's like pizza dough boobs
or something
looks like the croissant dough before you roll em up
Raisin face's way of keeping it real?
Under inflated!
NEXT! PLEASE MARIO CHANGE THE POST!
she ages bad if she really is 37
eww eat a fucking muffin for fucks sake.
Flapjacks!!!!
Well, the woman isn't 18 years old, so I think she looks fine. Girlfriend needs to fluff up that pancake titty though, or at least throw it in a bra.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS RIGHT!!
that is gross!
SHE LOOKS 65 AND I'D LIKE SOME BUTTER FOR THOSE FLAPJACKS
An event at The Wiltern? Wow. Classy.
how old is she? for real?
Who cares? She's an amazing stylist. She's fucking hilarious ("I'm dying. Put me in a coffin right now wearing those earings."). And she has two super hot assistants. Bitch is getting old! If I looked like that, I'd be pretty happy.
However, a better bra would have been a wise choice…
yeah, she's not aging well, but I can still see the pretty. I agree with whoever said… no more profile shots! Also, she should refrain from wearing plunging necklines without a bra. yikes.
There is no way she is 37!!!!
that much droop, honestly, means she's at least very late 40's, age-wise.
I think she looks just fine. Not every woman wants jacked up grapefruit looking tits. Don't be so juvenile, Prez.
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – YOU KNOW WHAT'S LAME AS FUCK DICKSUCKER. YOU FUCKING NO LIFE PEICES OF SHIT HOMO LOVING MORONS WHO SIT AT YOUR FUCKING COMPUTERS ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAY TALKING SHIT, EATING SHIT, THINKING THAT THESE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS ARE YOUR FRIENDS. YOU'RE FUCKING PITIFUL. YOU'RE GOING ON A "CULINARY" TRIP TOGETHER, HEADING FOR "THE LADERA RESORT IN ST. LUCIA FOR OUR MEET AND GREET EXTENDED WEEKEND". WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU LIVE IN FUCKING GAGA LAND? ARE YOU FUCKING NINE OR WHAT????? TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG IN YOUR LIFE? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE "REAL" FRIENDS? THE FUCKING VP OF FUNDRAISING AND MARKETING. PLEASE. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALL THIS SHIT? OR ARE YOU JUST FUCKING RETARDED. BUNCH OF FUCKING QUEERBAIT ASSHOLES YOU ARE. AND PEREZ IS YOUR "FRIEND"????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DON'T YOU STEP OUT FROM BEHIND THAT FUCKING SCREEN AND GET A JOB, GET A LIFE, GET A GIRLFRIEND. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?????????????
Re: duckyhead – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually she looks better than I've seen her look in a long, long time.
Ok, so she doesn't have silicon breasts. Good for her. Admire women who don't fall into the trap and get their breasts augmented because of social pressure.
Wow this girl first of all, needs some serious help, she shouldn't wear stuff like that.
The bitch needs to gain some weight
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – SEXY!
She really is a raisin face!! Omg that second pic is hideous!
She looks like what Rene Zellweger will look like at 60.
@44 Thank you. I am with you and anti-fur 100%. Wearing skinned, anally electrocuted dead animals is the most disgusting concept imaginable [so elegant!!!!]
If more people knew they were wearing dog fur from animals skinned alive in China on those down "hoodies" from Target, RocaWear & BabyPhat, I don't believe they'd be caught dead wearing them!
Fur is vile. Zoe prides herself on her vast collection of fur vests and vintage dead dried up rodent skins. She is utterly grotesque.
Re: orchidgirl – but she's sooooo old and gross…..who would look to that for advice on looking hot?
Re: Hot Monkey Love*** Obama Style! –
.
.
WHAT'S PATHETIC IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW US AND ARE FOLLOWING OUR EVERY MOVE ON HERE! YOU STALK OUR COMMENTS! THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD!
.
.
GET HELP! STOP STALKING US YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!
I don't care about the flat boobs — kinda nice seeing real boobs for once. Her plastic forehead is gross. Don't mind the wrinkles and sags around her mouth — but it's her head that baffles me. It's almost bigger than her whole body! Of course, it's just probably the camera angle, but still.
She has to have had some work done, or gained a little healthy weight. A shame she won't do something about those flapjack titties of hers.
Do I even need to say disgusting?
she looks like a old deflated condom version of katherine heigl
Flap Jacks!
Oldest looking 37 year old on the planet….
Re: Hot Monkey Love*** Obama Style! – Number 66…..I feel compelled to apologize for #76. She is a lonely ignoramous loser, and is not the perfect example of our tightly knit, joyous little clan. She's a little psycho, but the rest of us are pretty cool.
Re: Hot Monkey Love*** Obama Style! – .
.
.
FUCKING STALKER CRAZY PSYCHO BITCH!
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – FAKE ASS GORILLA! WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE ME SO BAD? GET YOUR OWN IDENTITY!
should be a "If You Are Easily Offended…." post
skin & bones pics can be scary….
No way is she 37. Look how saggy her boobs are.
How old is she … my boob look better then that and I am 47 and had 2 children. She need to put on some weight and get a lift.
Re: Hot Monkey Love*** Obama Style! – YOU AND THE GORILLA ARE FUCKING PATHETIC!
.
.
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT YOU GETTING HELP! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!
Re: Hot Monkey Love*** Obama Style! – #66.
.
.
TALK ABOUT "GETTING A LIFE" HOW LONG DID THAT POST TAKE YOU DARLING!!!???
.
TO EXPRESS HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE NOT ONLY IN YOUR
REAL LIFE BUT HERE AS WELL! AT LEAST THE MEMBERS OF D.I.S.S. ARE ENJOYING THEMSELVES, YOU MISERABLE KUNT!
.
NOW GO EAT A DISEASED, DISSECTED MAN-PROD SINCE THAT'S THE
ONLY ENJOYMENT YOU'RE EVER LIKELY TO GET!!!
.
AND THIS DARLING IS WHY LG IS PEREZIDENT OF D.I.S.S.
.
D.I.S.S. stands for "Die Impostor Scum Suckers" and we stand for you!
If you've been targeted or know someone who has, contact
Sheba08 for Membership details today!!!
.
.
.
.
.
pancakey…
#66.
.
.
AND DEAR, AS DARLING SWEETPIECE OUR VICE PEREZIDENT OF OPERATIONS WOULD SAY, YOU'RE NOT ONLY DONE YOU'VE BEEN
"COOKED, BOILED, AND SERVED!!!"
.
.
.
.
D.I.S.S. stands for "Die Impostor Scum Suckers" and we stand for you!
If you've been targeted or know someone who has, contact
Sheba08 for Membership details today!!!
.
.
.
.
Does anyone else suddenly think of making pancakes?
Good: Hair Stylist
Bad: Hair color (Wtf - pulled thru a cap?!?)
Worst: Flat pancake boobies
Her look is fine, but it would be more appealing if it were on the front page of www.Talent-DB.com, which by the way, is ABSOLUTELY FREE FOR EVERYONE!
you're such a delusional ASSHOLE - she's gorgeous, fuck you Perez.
I can't believe she is a year younger than me!!
She looks so much older!
She have been hitting the pipe very hard. Do she actually think this look is cute? She is deathly skinny and need some intervention. I see why them damn Olsen twins looked like twin anorexic zombies…from this creature.
You know, Perez, as someone who doesn't have breasts, you can't say shit. Or as you are a male, you were able to work yours off. How do you like that? This is not even that bad. Yet another reason society sucks. I'd say 95% of women's breasts look like that.
Re: harrybalsac – I'm back and yes, I had a tossed salad and quiche.
Thanks for asking! Everyone wondered why my fur looked so good. I couldn't tell them since my husband was there! Just kidding!!! He approves!