Chicken On The Bone


It seems several beauties attended the 11th annual 'Cracked Xmas' event at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday.
Among those was the former fashion stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe.
And, well, what else can we say about our Zoe.
She just looked…. interesting.
What do U think of her look?
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I don't care what she's wearing I can't get past that vomit inducing face.
Re: tateration –
Hehe. Whatever you say, Rachel!
I was at the event, she did look rather haggard, but she was very nice and took a picture with me.
For a fashion stylist- she pretty much sticks to one look only. One that sucks! Wearing real fur is horrible horrible horrible! Her and her flattened tits need to beat it.
Oh God - THIS is supposed to be some scion of fashion???? She looks like she dropped a tab of acid and put on everything in her closet except a bra!!!
Disgusting horrible whore. Just goes to show that you can be famous for anything in Hollywood.
OMG BARF. Are you kidding me?!?! I know she can afford a bra……….. her stylist should be fired. That is just freaking gross!!!!!!!
She has GOT to be at least 50. There is no way that she's 39. Those lines around her lips are the same ones my grandmother had at 70! I'm willing to believe its the tanning that's done it to her, but what made her jowls fall? Is she OFF the botox? Honestly, she needs a facelift BADLY.
i love her hair color!
I really like her , but her cleavage (or lack of) is totally gross…..It looks like her boobs are like 80 years old….
BOTOX AND AN EATING DISORDER!!!
Re: prettyboyricky – I agree entirely.
Where's Roger?
I think she looks pretty. I'm glad to see not everyone in Hollywood thinks fake breasts are a must have.
she always has an awesome outfit on, as for her body, yes she's thin but i think it's so completely uncalled for to make fun of someone's physical appearance, especially in a massively public forum such as this site or a tabloid or "news" show, this isn't fifth grade, who cares if she's skinny?
Some say the itty bitty titty committee doesn't need to wear bra's….here is where I beg to differ. She could use a little "lift" and not surgery people, just a fucking bra would do wonders for her. SHE DOESN"T NEED MORE SURGERY, BITCH JUST NEEDS TO EAT A SANDWICH AND FILL OUT SOME! Her face wouldn't look weird if she wasn't 80 pounds and sunken in like she is. Gosh 20 pounds would do this women wonders, too skinny makes you look older…not flattering at all.
Beautiful eyes, but boobs need some fattening up - a few 10 pd weight curls and throw in some protein and those gurls will puff up - and she will add a little fat to her face which always smooths out those wrinkles - starvation is not a good look.
She looks hideous!
ffs perez…
im not a fan of the zoe
but constant criticism of women like this is why they're all running to get facelifts and boob jobs
brad pitts acne face and chicken legs never gets this sort of attention…
Pretty eyes… but she definitely looks fifty.
I think she looks a heck of a lot better than that skank pictured above her.
I think we have a separted at birth!!!!
this DB and Paris's NEW BFF BRITNEY!!!
POST IT PEREZ!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jewey pooey
aside from the weird boob thing. her look is nice. not loving the real fur thing but for the most part, its aight.
Raisin face or raisin titties???
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT. I'M A FAN AND LOVE HER SHOW
she is stunning and you are mean
So she doesn't have fake titties to go with her thin frame (which all hollywood whores do) or a push up bra to pretend. Maybe being herself is good enough. I like it, would she ever had been a successfull stylist if she didnt have good taste?
Well, she does have gorgeous eyes. The color, at least.
she needs a bra for those flap-jacks
They look like ape titties.
~I think she looks great!!!! I can't wait for her show to come back for the second season~
Wow. Wasn't expecting that one. Perhaps she forgot about a recent invention: the push up bra (since it looks like she can't afford a breast lift)
All these pathetic people who constantly leave 8 messages on each post need to do something productive in their lives. You don't have fans, no one likes you and it's sad you have to create yourself an online version of yourself to feel successful. I just hope none of you have kids because they'll turn out just like you. Foul mouthed and pathetic. Welcome to America, trash.
i think she brushed her hair for the first time ever
that hair and makeup make her look even older than she already is. not flattering at all!!
Her breasts are so nasty looking because there is no fatty tissue there to even begin to make them look nice and plump. I'm not sure why she thinks having no fat on her body looks good…it ages the shit out of her face. I feel bad for her.
Re: M3chick – lol.
i like this better than her old look. her hair always looked frizzed out. the soft flowing curls look really good!
Wikipedia states she's only 37 years old.
37!!!!!!
What woman has those types of wrinkles when she's in her late 30's?!!!
No one! ESPECIALLY in Hollywood!
SHE HAS NO CLEAVAGE ..AND FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS SHE WAS BORN IN THE EARLY '70S SHE DOES NOT LOOK A DAY YOUNGER THAN 55 !!!
i like her hair…
Some people don't have big ones and don't want to get breast augmentation… get over it! I think she looks pretty.
She looks like she's "come undone"
GO EAT SOMETHING BREAD, RICE, OR EVEN ICE CREAM GAIN SOME WEIGHT BITCH….
Ugh! This woman is absolutely REVOLTING! If she expects anyone to believe she's under 50 years old, she is insane!!
How can someone's tits sag so low when they are that tiny? Oh shit, I just threw up a little in my mouth!
She's not a beauty and she lies about her age
At least her hair is together but yeah breast implants would totally help
Rachel, you need to go on Sickitten.com and look up post: Gwyneth's Got stuGotz, there you will find the proper undergarment. Won't put you back much, I think $30.
love her. but grannny!
29 my ass.
This cougar is at LEAST 40…
im confused why she looks like she is 97 yrs old
nasty raisin face
also whats up with her boobs
there are ways to fix that
Flesh and bones…that`s all I say!
The hair's better, but she needs a bra. And WAMU was bought by those scumsuckers at Chase, so why are they sponsoring shit? 'f it's to bleed $$ from Chase I'm all for it, but it seems odd.
someone needs an oggie!!!
Love the dress, hate the "boobs"!! She should design a dress that her "chest" will look decent in!!
She is obviously bulimic. The rest of her body is very thin but her cheeks are puffy? That's due to the irritation of tissues inside the mouth and whatnot from the vomiting.
Other than that, her hair looks much better than usual…
Bitch has some saggy-ass boobs.
Umm….. she tries way too hard, she's way too thin. Starving did nothing for her face
Maybe she could wear some more dead animals to cover her flat titties.
She looks like, 50 trying to maintain 30! And what's with the pancake titties?