Chicken On The Bone

Filed under: Rachel Zoe

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It seems several beauties attended the 11th annual 'Cracked Xmas' event at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday.

Among those was the former fashion stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe.

And, well, what else can we say about our Zoe.

She just looked…. interesting.

What do U think of her look?

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    161 comments to “Chicken On The Bone”

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    1. 101

      I don't care what she's wearing I can't get past that vomit inducing face.



    2. 102

      Re: tateration

      Hehe. Whatever you say, Rachel!



    3. 103

      I was at the event, she did look rather haggard, but she was very nice and took a picture with me.



    4. 104

      For a fashion stylist- she pretty much sticks to one look only. One that sucks! Wearing real fur is horrible horrible horrible! Her and her flattened tits need to beat it.



    5. 105

      Oh God - THIS is supposed to be some scion of fashion???? She looks like she dropped a tab of acid and put on everything in her closet except a bra!!!
      Disgusting horrible whore. Just goes to show that you can be famous for anything in Hollywood.



    6. 106

      OMG BARF. Are you kidding me?!?! I know she can afford a bra……….. her stylist should be fired. That is just freaking gross!!!!!!!



    7. 107

      She has GOT to be at least 50. There is no way that she's 39. Those lines around her lips are the same ones my grandmother had at 70! I'm willing to believe its the tanning that's done it to her, but what made her jowls fall? Is she OFF the botox? Honestly, she needs a facelift BADLY.



    8. 108

      i love her hair color!



    9. 109

      I really like her , but her cleavage (or lack of) is totally gross…..It looks like her boobs are like 80 years old….

    10. fiera says – reply to this


      110

      BOTOX AND AN EATING DISORDER!!!



    11. 111

      Re: prettyboyricky – I agree entirely.

    12. Eddie says – reply to this


      112

      Where's Roger?



    13. 113

      I think she looks pretty. I'm glad to see not everyone in Hollywood thinks fake breasts are a must have.



    14. 114

      she always has an awesome outfit on, as for her body, yes she's thin but i think it's so completely uncalled for to make fun of someone's physical appearance, especially in a massively public forum such as this site or a tabloid or "news" show, this isn't fifth grade, who cares if she's skinny?



    15. 115

      Some say the itty bitty titty committee doesn't need to wear bra's….here is where I beg to differ. She could use a little "lift" and not surgery people, just a fucking bra would do wonders for her. SHE DOESN"T NEED MORE SURGERY, BITCH JUST NEEDS TO EAT A SANDWICH AND FILL OUT SOME! Her face wouldn't look weird if she wasn't 80 pounds and sunken in like she is. Gosh 20 pounds would do this women wonders, too skinny makes you look older…not flattering at all.



    16. 116

      Beautiful eyes, but boobs need some fattening up - a few 10 pd weight curls and throw in some protein and those gurls will puff up - and she will add a little fat to her face which always smooths out those wrinkles - starvation is not a good look.



    17. 117

      She looks hideous!



    18. 118

      ffs perez…
      im not a fan of the zoe
      but constant criticism of women like this is why they're all running to get facelifts and boob jobs
      brad pitts acne face and chicken legs never gets this sort of attention…



    19. 119

      Pretty eyes… but she definitely looks fifty.



    20. 120

      I think she looks a heck of a lot better than that skank pictured above her.



    21. 121

      I think we have a separted at birth!!!!
      this DB and Paris's NEW BFF BRITNEY!!!
      POST IT PEREZ!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
      PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    22. 122

      jewey pooey



    23. 123

      aside from the weird boob thing. her look is nice. not loving the real fur thing but for the most part, its aight.



    24. 124

      Raisin face or raisin titties???



    25. 125



    26. 126

      I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT. I'M A FAN AND LOVE HER SHOW



    27. 127

      she is stunning and you are mean

    28. disco says – reply to this


      128

      So she doesn't have fake titties to go with her thin frame (which all hollywood whores do) or a push up bra to pretend. Maybe being herself is good enough. I like it, would she ever had been a successfull stylist if she didnt have good taste?



    29. 129

      Well, she does have gorgeous eyes. The color, at least.



    30. 130

      she needs a bra for those flap-jacks



    31. 131

      They look like ape titties.



    32. 132

      ~I think she looks great!!!! I can't wait for her show to come back for the second season~



    33. 133

      Wow. Wasn't expecting that one. Perhaps she forgot about a recent invention: the push up bra (since it looks like she can't afford a breast lift)



    34. 134

      All these pathetic people who constantly leave 8 messages on each post need to do something productive in their lives. You don't have fans, no one likes you and it's sad you have to create yourself an online version of yourself to feel successful. I just hope none of you have kids because they'll turn out just like you. Foul mouthed and pathetic. Welcome to America, trash.



    35. 135

      i think she brushed her hair for the first time ever



    36. 136

      that hair and makeup make her look even older than she already is. not flattering at all!!



    37. 137

      Her breasts are so nasty looking because there is no fatty tissue there to even begin to make them look nice and plump. I'm not sure why she thinks having no fat on her body looks good…it ages the shit out of her face. I feel bad for her.



    38. 138

      Re: M3chick – lol.



    39. 139

      i like this better than her old look. her hair always looked frizzed out. the soft flowing curls look really good!



    40. 140

      Wikipedia states she's only 37 years old.

      37!!!!!!

      What woman has those types of wrinkles when she's in her late 30's?!!!
      No one! ESPECIALLY in Hollywood!



    41. 141

      SHE HAS NO CLEAVAGE ..AND FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS SHE WAS BORN IN THE EARLY '70S SHE DOES NOT LOOK A DAY YOUNGER THAN 55 !!!



    42. 142

      i like her hair…

    43. AMO says – reply to this


      143

      Some people don't have big ones and don't want to get breast augmentation… get over it! I think she looks pretty.



    44. 144

      She looks like she's "come undone"



    45. 145

      GO EAT SOMETHING BREAD, RICE, OR EVEN ICE CREAM GAIN SOME WEIGHT BITCH….



    46. 146

      Ugh! This woman is absolutely REVOLTING! If she expects anyone to believe she's under 50 years old, she is insane!!

      How can someone's tits sag so low when they are that tiny? Oh shit, I just threw up a little in my mouth!



    47. 147

      She's not a beauty and she lies about her age



    48. 148

      At least her hair is together but yeah breast implants would totally help



    49. 149

      Rachel, you need to go on Sickitten.com and look up post: Gwyneth's Got stuGotz, there you will find the proper undergarment. Won't put you back much, I think $30.



    50. 150

      love her. but grannny!



    51. 151

      29 my ass.

      This cougar is at LEAST 40…



    52. 152

      im confused why she looks like she is 97 yrs old
      nasty raisin face
      also whats up with her boobs
      there are ways to fix that



    53. 153

      Flesh and bones…that`s all I say!



    54. 154

      The hair's better, but she needs a bra. And WAMU was bought by those scumsuckers at Chase, so why are they sponsoring shit? 'f it's to bleed $$ from Chase I'm all for it, but it seems odd.



    55. 155

      someone needs an oggie!!!



    56. 156

      Love the dress, hate the "boobs"!! She should design a dress that her "chest" will look decent in!!



    57. 157

      She is obviously bulimic. The rest of her body is very thin but her cheeks are puffy? That's due to the irritation of tissues inside the mouth and whatnot from the vomiting.

      Other than that, her hair looks much better than usual…



    58. 158

      Bitch has some saggy-ass boobs.

    59. Wilky says – reply to this


      159

      Umm….. she tries way too hard, she's way too thin. Starving did nothing for her face



    60. 160

      Maybe she could wear some more dead animals to cover her flat titties.



    61. 161

      She looks like, 50 trying to maintain 30! And what's with the pancake titties?

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