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Looking mucho metrosexualized, as always, Crissy Ronaldo received the Ballon D'Or award in Paris on Sunday.

The Manchester United player was voted the winner of the award after his exploits last season, which saw him claim a Premier League and Champions League double and hit 42 goals for his club.

[Image via WENN.]

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86 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



  1. 1

    WHY IS MY COCK DRIPPING?



  2. 2

    does nothing for me.



  3. 3

    WOW ! Who is that beautiful piece of meat, object of desire ? Haven't seen such a gorgeous man in a loooooooong time . BRAVO Ronaldo the handsome !



  4. 4

    .
    …..drooling…….



  5. 5

    DOES ANYONE ELSES SEMEN SMELL LIKE CORNDOG? OR IS IT JUST ME?



  6. 6

    COMPLETELY HOMO! WHAT A FAG!



  7. 7

    PEOPLE I HAVE A NEW AVATAR. IT'S SOUTH PARK. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW.



  8. 8

    He's gross. He has lady eyebrows and always looks like he slathered on some Wesson oil.



  9. 9

    Gay gay gay….



  10. 10

    Re: imposters suck ass. – IT WAS SMART FOR YOU TO TAKE DOWN THE "MAMA". YOUR KIDS PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU.



  11. 11

    Crissy, Crissy, Crissy…. The first rule of metrosexuality: If you can't shape them yourself, pay someone to do it right.



  12. 12

    GREASY AND YOU WISH PEREZ YOU RAT BASTARD!



  13. 13

    perez……
    \you suck.



  14. 14


  15. 15

    Why don't you frame a picture of him and put it in your living room? You are the only one that seems to enjoy him so much…



  16. 16


  17. 17

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – NICE TRY AGAIN!



  18. 18

    I HATE THOSE PLUCKED EYEBROWS!!!!



  19. 19

    why do we care about this person?



  20. 20

    Re: imposters suck ass. – XOXOXOX BACK AT YAH!



  21. 21

    ok real letty…your imposter is amusing!



  22. 22

    id do him….not usually into latin guys….but id make an exception for him…and ricky martin….



  23. 23

    Nice eyebrows, Fag!



  24. 24

    next pee-pee



  25. 25

    He's gross.



  26. 26

    Any man who takes longer than I do to get ready in the morning isn't my type.



  27. 27

    I think you need a dictionary, Perez. You use this headline a lot and it never really fits.



  28. 28

    i want he and becks to fuck bareback…..and i want it on video…..



  29. 29

    WHO THINKS IM SEXY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SAY YEAH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



  30. 30

    WHOOAH!



  31. 31

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



  32. 32


  33. 33

    greasy men are gross.



  34. 34


  35. 35

    Re: imposters suck ass. – 'IT' IS FUNNY, ISN'T IT?



  36. 36

    Re: imposters suck ass. – I KNOW AND NOW HE'S BROUGHT IS OTHER FRIEND SASHA FIERCE!!!! WOW THEY REALLY HAVE MORE TIME ON THEIR HANDS THAN WE DO!!! LOL!



  37. 37

    Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – IMPOSTER ARE AMUSING AREN'T THEY! WHERE'S LG WE NEED HER!



  38. 38

    Re: imposters suck ass. – WE ARE SO FUNNY!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!



  39. 39

    PEREZ
    FAT
    ASS



  40. 40

    .



  41. 41

    i tried gettin on here earlier but it wouldn't let me! kept goin to a white screen! grrr!



  42. 42

    .
    People, can somebody please tell Perez to remove "Bride Wars" ?
    I can't take it anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  43. 43

    Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – this place is a zoo.



  44. 44

    I HAVE INFORMED MARIO OF THE RECENT ATTACKS AND HE ASSURES ME HE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT!
    .
    .
    MARIO = D.I.S.S. BOARD MEMBER!



  45. 45

    Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – good luck figuring this place out today.
    very effed up/



  46. 46

    OMG! I am so in love with him!



  47. 47

    this guy is nothing but a low rent version of our abercorey



  48. 48

    Re: imposters suck ass.Re: SweetPat Re: ShakeYourkittyRe: Vince wants a Red Ryder BB gun!Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S.Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – AND LETTY!
    .
    .
    I HAVE INFORMED MARIO OF THE RECENT ATTACKS AGAINST US AND HE ASSURED ME HE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT!
    .
    .
    MARIO = D.I.S.S. BOARD MEMBER AND POSSE LOVER!



  49. 49

    IMPOSTERS ARE EITHER PEREZ, KATY PERRY, ANDY27 AND/OR ABERCORY….



  50. 50

    Re: mamajud – HEY!



  51. 51


  52. 52

    Re: SweetPat – KATY PERRY I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!! HAHAHAHA!



  53. 53

    Listen Perez, you don't really have to tell us that you want him to give it to you "up da butt". It's too much information for us. Keep your pervert thoughts to yourself.



  54. 54

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – whooaah…….that's one persistent little fucker you got on your case huh?



  55. 55

    CULERO!



  56. 56

    CUTEY BUT WHATS UP WITH THE WAX JOB ON THE BROWS?
    www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



  57. 57

    WHO is this fag, WHERE did he come from, and WHY won't he go AWAY!!!!!?!!!!?!???????



  58. 58

    He has terrible skin



  59. 59

    I dont like this guy, he's such a greaseball eurotrash



  60. 60

    Re: galleon10 – what made you think that perez is the one doing the stickign lol

    www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



  61. 61


  62. 62

    Re: SweetPat – you're forgetting about jermaine…..he was a hothead….and his therapist may have suggested he find an outlet



  63. 63

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – As to LG's whereabouts, I am not privileged to say.
    There is one coincidence perhaps you can help me with. I can not reply to LG. I also can not reply to her VAG.
    I hope there is no connection.



  64. 64

    The brows were obviously messed up at some point and then they decided to quit while they were ahead. What an idiot. With all that money, you'd think he would be able to pay someone to do it the right way.



  65. 65

    i really want to be grossed out by ronaldo but every time he gets the six pack out at old trafford…



  66. 66

    Re: imposters suck ass. – 43 Oh please, I hope you are not referring to my animal persona?
    There are many viscous beasts here I will admit.
    I tremble sometimes!



  67. 67

    He's ugly !!!!



  68. 68

    Re: mamajud – yup and I also forgot perez mom!



  69. 69

    love it long time



  70. 70

    I HATE is fucking eyebrows…too fem…and the greasy hair..Yuck!



  71. 71

    Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP!
    HOW OLD ARE YOU, TATTLETALE?



  72. 72

    Dude needs to lay off the facial manscaping. His eyebrows are almost gone. Ewwww….



  73. 73

    If he waxes his eyebrows, does he wax down below too?



  74. 74

    Ew, plucked eyebrows on me gross me out



  75. 75

    HES SO FLIPPIN FINE.
    IM IN LOVE ;)



  76. 76

    I USED TO THINK HEZ HOT
    WTHHH HAPPENED TO HIMM EWWWWWWW



  77. 77

    I love Cristiano Ronaldo. He's sexy.



  78. 78

    Oh he is fine….



  79. 79

    ehhh… "jagabomb"



  80. 80

    He's so ugly…
    He is an incredible player it's true but he's such a drama queen!!
    Seems to think he's the king of the world..
    I can tell you that he's not very appreciated in the soccer world…arrogant bastard..



  81. 81

    He just looks like a prick. A greasy, lady-eyebrowed prick.



  82. 82

    ughh lord he is beyonnddd fine. im in love

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    Whew, I just lost my breath for a moment.



  84. 84

    I WANT HIS SWEET ASS!!!



  85. 85

    Recently I hired a rent-boy who claimed to look like Cristiano, and he wasn't lying. And when he'd deep finger his butthole and then we'd lick his fingers together, well, it sent me over the top.



  86. 86

    Wow! He should play Jacob Black in twilight! Because he is a wolf!