Crissy's a 'Homewrecker'
Filed under: Zportz > Love Line > Cristiano Ronaldo
Oh, Crissy.
The Sun reports that Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo is smitten with a married woman.
The new lady, Alyona Haynes, is described as a Ukranian beauty who Golden Ball finds intelligent and sexy.
And, she's also the 'face' of a dating website which finds beautiful Russian lovers for British men.
So, a mail order bride service?
Anyway, Alyona claims that her marriage to a Brit millionaire was 'over' when she started hanging with Ronnie. She's supposedly furious that her husband has blamed the super rich soccer star for the marriage breakdown.
The scorned husband said, "He’s not intelligent in the slightest. Alyona is a very intelligent woman so I can’t imagine what they talk about when they sit down together. I just can’t get my head around it.”
They probably don't talk that much! Duh!!!
Be careful with this one, Ronnie! We're getting gold digger vibes, big time!
[Image via WENN.]
Just fuck it and move on Greasy, that's what I do.
he's too pretty!
His feet are fucking HUGH…BIG DICK TOO, HUH? HAHA
creepy… duh!!!!!!!…
Adulterers…
he looks like a ken doll or something….
5 in a row, not bad sac!
Yeesh! can't believe the choices this guy makes in women! His Mamma wouldn't be proud of this one either!
Re: harrybalsac –
You do fuck it and move on, dad-d-O. I told you to talk nice to me. Your balls can be lasered in seconds. Want a puff of my joint?
I need DNA from the pimp too. Mother said she fucked you both at the same time. She was drunk. What was your excuse?
i bet he's gay!
WHATEVER, THAT WAS TOO GREASY TO READ!
The scorned husband said, "He’s not intelligent in the slightest. Alyona is a very intelligent woman so I can’t imagine what they talk about when they sit down together. I just can’t get my head around it.”
THEY TALK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE THUMB DICK DUDE!
Is that really a picture of Ronaldo or is it the marketing photo for his poseable doll action figure?
Re: ShakeYourkitty – lol
he does!
COME WRECK MY HOME………….
sad
Re: HarryBalsac is my dad-d-O – I'll hit that, HARD, like jo-mama's balloon knot, damn Canuk freak!
UKRAINIAN.. not ukranian.
Re: HarryBalsac is my dad-d-O – HEY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNIER THAN US! KEEP TRYING YOU MAY ATTAIN OUR STATUS AT SOME POINT! FUCKER!
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! –
Morning mama. So, what is the lovechild's name? Are they just calling it the lovechild?
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – This is all you fault.
greasy!
his lips are too shiney
Re: JokerBaby – oh yeah…..u know it…..
lol he makes the worst decisions in relationships of anyone i have ever seen. it's comical. hookers galore and now an already married mail order bride.
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! – I bet you're gay, you stupid ugly bitch
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – LettyBaby, how
it going? Sounds like you're freezing to death. Come and stay with me. It gets real warm down in these parts. heheee
HEY BITCHES!! JIMMYJAZZ IS BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! THANK YOU PEREZ FOR POSTING HIM IN A TUX…JUST AS HOT AS SALIVATING OVER HIS MAGNIFICENT THIGHS AND ROCK HARD ASS. HE'S THE PERSONIFICATION OF MALE BEAUTY!
I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S STRAIGHT. I WILL ALWAYS WORSHIP THE MALE BODY. i JUST KICKED BOYFRIEND #500 TO THE CURB…HE'S A KY BUMPKIN…AND HE RESENTED ME FOR BEING DOWN HOME AND GQ AT THE SAME TIME. WE'LL MY LAMBS…HERE'S SOME ADVICE FROM JJ….IF SOMEONE DISSES YOU AND TRIES TO CONTROL YOU…KICK EM' OUT!!
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SOMEONE TRYING TO CONTROL JIMMYJAZZ? HE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT HE CALLS MY "SNOBBY" TASTE ABOUT FOOD….SORRY….IF MY MEALS ARE WORTHY OF FOUR STARS….HOW IS THAT SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT?
COULD IT BE THAT HIS STANDARDS …OR LACK THEREOF…ARE A TAD HIGH?
YES, YOU GUESSED IT. YOUR JJ IS SUFFERING FROM A TEMPORARY CONDITION OF "LOVE'S HANGOVER!"…BUT DON'T WORRY…I'M NOT GONNA THROW A YARD SALE AND SELL ALL THE GIFTS HE GAVE ME…LIKE BERNADINE DID IN "WAITING TO EXHALE."
I'M GONNA DO WHAT YOU ALL EXPECT ME TO DO. BUFF UP, HIT THE GYM, WEAR MUSCLE SHIRTS AND BIKE SHORTS…HIT MY COUNTRY CLUB FOR DINNER…AND PASS THE WORD TO THE GAY WAITERS THAT "I'M AVAILABLE"…I'VE HAD MOST OF THEM…BUT THIS TIME…I THINK I'LL GO AFTER ONE OF THE PAID UP MEMBERS OF THE "SHEEP"CLUB. I THINK I'M YEARINGF FOR A BLACK HAIRED OLIVE SKINNED GREEK SHIPPING MAGNATE.
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS… I'M THE REAL LETTYB!! 3 EXCLAMATION POINTS, OK?
Re: Big Black Dick – LOL!
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! – FUCK YOU IMPOSTER! YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD!
crisyy..
betta u leave her..!
Ok, he looks like a wax figurine!!
I mean, his pose looks so stiff and fake, and his face looks like it's been dipped in rubber…. bleh.
Re: QualityStandards – ALL I AKNOW IS THAT I WANT TO WORSHIP HIS MAGNIFICENT THIGHS….THERE'S NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE MALE BODY. I'M WEARING TIGHT BIKE SHORTS AND A MUSCLE SHIRT…MY THIGHS RIVAL DAVID BECKHAM AND MY ASS RIVALS'S MICHEANLEO'S "DAVID"….AND I'M ON MY WAY TO THE GYM…TO MALE "BOND" WITH OTHER ADONIS MALES AND HOPEFULLY SCORE A HOOKUP! JAZZ IS BACK BITCHES!!
He's not the HOMEWRECKER. She is from the UKRAINE. And in that country all women act like PROSTITUTES. They are all GOLDDIGGERS. And now that the bitch has her gold in MONEY, she wants it in FAME. In that the former SOVIET UNION only raised HORRIBLE WOMEN!
Who the fuck cares?
He's hot though, but he looks fucking plastic
he's not right in the head.
He fucks women???? Huh…
Finally the dude looks bad instead of the chick.
He looks stupid.
And I don't see all that at him. I think he is over tanned. And he looks greasy.
Man, would I love a piece of that hot ass!!! But he would have to wear like five condoms, don't know where that has been…
Fuk Her. then say. Ur Useless hoe.!
And then Smile to Me. !
HAHAHA
omg she's so ugly! he can do so much better!!
Being dumb as a brick doesn't mean he isn't good for other things. the husband is probably jealous that she won't share!