Flawless

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Her Madgesty on the cover of the new issue of Vogue Brazil.

    Posted: Dec 8, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      PHEW! CLOSE YOUR LEGS BITCH!



    2. 2

      Robot.



    3. 3

      Shitney, come on out asshole.



    4. 4

      Re: TheWench – GO HEELS!



    5. 5

      is one of the legs photoshopped on?! Isn't it facing the wrong way?



    6. 6

      I hope she can keep up with the plastic surgery/botox for sometime. She is going to be miserable and have a hard time when she finally starts to age. Unless the preservatives never wear off.



    7. 7

      EWWWWWWWWWWWW!



    8. 8

      Oh no…IT'S going to wake up.



    9. 9

      YEAH FROM THE NECK DOWN….



    10. 10

      lol so wierd…where did her hips go…lol ewwwww that cant be possible haha



    11. 11

      MADGORILLA COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      shitney???



    13. 13

      dislocate something to get this pose madonna hahahaha! its hard for an old gal to strike poses like that without popping a hip out of place…lol it just looks like really skinny waist then legs no hips…lol how alarming…



    14. 14

      Careful madonna, that pix shows just how old u are starting to look.



    15. 15

      wish she would stop doing that with her legs. she's never had pretty legs. they look like shriveled frog legs. it really does look gross.



    16. 16

      Her Photoshopped waist looks ridiculous. She is missing a rib cage.



    17. 17

      old hag.



    18. 18

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

      SHE IS SO OLD, JUST LEAVE US ALONG HAG!!!



    19. 19

      oh come on she looks pretty frickin good.. and i love the attitude that is exuding from her.. its like 'I am here to stay!" I will say though the Louis Vuitton pics are way better then this.. but I am more of a fan of color opposed to black and white shots



    20. 20

      looks good! how many 50 yr.olds do we know look like this.



    21. 21

      MY FUCKING TREE JUST FELL OVER.



    22. 22

      FLAWLESS?? IDTS She is starting to remind me of Michael Jackson with all the "work: she has had done. The woman's face doesnt move anymore! As the British say, "mutton dressed as lamb". What ever happened to aging gracefully?



    23. 23

      Stada baba.



    24. 24

      photoshop works wonders!



    25. 25

      Re: Milky Milky – lol
      that sucks!!!!



    26. 26

      gimme a break.

      she's oozing so much old it's dripping out of my computer screen and effing up my keyboard.

      ewwww.

    27. Synik says – reply to this


      27

      Stop spreading those legs, Madge! We seen it all before, and before, and before….!



    28. 28

      When the pic is almost black and white and kinda grainy. Even the elephant man could look flawless fatso.



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    30. 30

      Here you go again, you Madonna-obsessed queen!
      Botox much, Esther?



    31. 31

      Madonna just needs a whip and handcuffs to qualify for the title Dominatrix.
      .
      .
      .
      Hmmmm……..I bet naughty boy Harry Balsac would like me with the whip and handcuffs…..



    32. 32

      WTF!



    33. 33

      close your legs madge, I can see the cobwebs



    34. 34

      Re: harrybalsac – heehee



    35. 35

      Re: harrybalsac – Damn right, hbs!



    36. 36

      Re: ziggywasastar
      One of he legs FACING THE WRONG WAY???????????
      I am going to die laughing.



    37. 37

      Re: Synik

      not really… if she were on a chair and pulled a Sharon Stone a la Basic Instinct then maybe..



    38. 38

      Flawlessly manly… Madge is gross



    39. 39

      Shes scary. And not in a good way.



    40. 40

      Re: Milky Milky
      Goodness gracious, Milky !
      Let's look at the bright side : at least the tree didn't fall on top of you.



    41. 41

      SORRY, THAT SHIT IS NOT FLAWLESS.

      SHE LOOKS LIKE BETTE DAVIS. THE WAY BETTE LOOKS NOW.



    42. 42

      OK PEREZ..ITS CLEAR U LIKE EVERYTHING THIS OLD HAG DO..IF SHE TAKES A HUGE SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH U WOULD LOVE THAT 2 RIGHT..



    43. 43

      Oh look it's plastic Madge with the rubber vadge



    44. 44

      WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

      OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HER LEGS ARE OPEN.



    45. 45

      AT THIS POINT, I DON'T THINK MA-THUSELAH CAN CLOSE HER LEGS EVEN IF SHE WANTED TO. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.



    46. 46

      Sorry, this picture appears like you could turn to stone by looking at her.

      Soften up lady.



    47. 47

      Re: Than Thou
      I totally agree with you, Madonna is missing her rib cage.
      They completely forgot it in the photoshop department. And the left arm too.



    48. 48

      Seriously Perez why do you kiss her ass all the time?
      I admit she does look fierce, but at the same time horrible.
      I'm tired of seeing the same look on her



    49. 49

      SHE´S THE BEST.



    50. 50

      YEAHH MADONNA ROCKS !!!!
      She's awesome !!! (LLLL)



    51. 51

      eeeewwww…. how could vouge have that shitty pic of shitty madonna on the cover?!?!

      eeewww…..

      eeeewww…. EEEEEWWWW!



    52. 52


    53. 53

      What's on her neck?? Wait, that's her head. Perez (aka the fat samurai) needs to stop posting provocative pictures of the elderly. Madge is so old she used to water the plants in the garden of Eden.



    54. 54

      Flawless?!?! Hardly…..she looks dead. I mean she is already dead on the inside, but this makes the outside match more than usual.



    55. 55

      Flawless?
      I don't think so.



    56. 56

      CREAAAAAKKKKKK!!! creeeeeeekkkkkkkk!!! crackkkk POPPPP!!!
      the sound of vadge's rusty old trap slowly opening in poise to trap some poor mortal woman's rich husband..preferably one with lots of innocent children hahahah! LOLLLLLLL!!!!!



    57. 57

      Re: mollymouse – i meant rusty iron clad bear trap LOL with the big teeth LOL!!!



    58. 58

      Re: mollymouse – iron maiden hahahahahaha

    59. minka says – reply to this


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      Ugh.



    60. 60

      Whatever she did, she still looks like 50. Oh, wait! She is 50. Trying too hard to be young forever. Accept your age honey!



    61. 61

      She's so old that people still come up to her asking "what was Jesus like?"



    62. 62

      She's airbrushed within an inch of her life. I have lost all interest in and respect for Madonna since she has broken up someone else's marriage and ruined her own. Disgusting!



    63. 63

      Why not hire Janice Dikinson? Both Madge and Janice are 50 have had plastic surgury exept one can model 3 points for janice and 2 points for madge.
      hahaha janice is werid…..



    64. 64

      VOGUE = OLD



    65. 65

      Flawless? FLAWLESS?!? For heaven's sake, even the airbrushing isn't flawless! Stop being stereotypically gay and loving Madonna just because you like dick. It's lame.



    66. 66

      Madonna it is not cute to be photographed so much with your legs spread, whore.



    67. 67

      I just threw-up a little. Just stop with this saggy, dusty hag adoration. Its like having an obsession with Florence Henderson and how "FIERCE" she looks….but just 2 u Perez… oh yeah. SHE SMOKES!!! Gross perez Gross. You know how much you hate smokers.



    68. 68

      Skeletor in a blonde wig.



    69. 69

      APPALLINGLY UGLY, even for her standards. Such an evil face. The face of a HOMEWRECKING WHORE.



    70. 70

      Perez, shouldn't you be screaming Photoshop, like you do with almost everyone elses magazine covers? I mean come on….she's been photoshopped to death! I wish she'd just go away and be a mom to her kids. Hide from the spotlight and age…..



    71. 71

      LOOOVVVVE IT!
      SO AMAZING



    72. 72

      You know she is working very hard to stay in the public eye. Because of her age, it must hurt to stay posed like this! It appears that Vogue slanted her waistline inwards to make her aesthetic; her eyes look empty. She is more barreled in the waistline…look at her concert pictures. While she always spreads her legs, she covers her waistline (barreled) and hands (real age). Hey, Shitney: does she look like she is distraught over the divorce? How come she doesn't do organized photos of her and her kids…why wouldn't she do a photo shoot of her with Lourdes (smiling) for anyone's front cover? Is it because she must have all the 'attention' (like a little kid) and will only put her kids in the public's eye when it helps her get more adulation and admiration? It looks like the division of this family gave her more reason to stay in the public eye. This surely isn't normal.



    73. 73

      SHE LOOKS LIKE A VOODOO DOLL

    74. midi says – reply to this


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      is she trying for the vampire look?



    75. 75

      When is madonna ever going to go away? She seems so desperate for attention now. It's kind of sad actually.



    76. 76

      NOT hot.



    77. 77

      FUCKIN' HOT

      give it up.

      You people are insane…to not give it up.

      SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!



    78. 78

      She's very scary looking



    79. 79

      oh gawd hunny you need a NEW pose im tired of those legs being open like your young and fresh



    80. 80

      FUCKIN FIERCE!!!!!



    81. 81

      Wow. Flawless. Icon. Diva. Perfection.



    82. 82

      Looks like a hermit crab outside of its shell



    83. 83

      madonna is ugly old wrnkled, ewwww



    84. 84

      if by flawless you mean disgusting! retire please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    85. js says – reply to this


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      I'M SO SICK OF THIS OLD HAG! CLOSE YOUR FUCKING LEGS FOR ONCE! THAT PLACE HAS SEEN MORE PEOPLE THEN GRAND CENTRAL STATION



    86. 86

      she looks like a corpse!!!! YUUUUK!!!! truly repulsive pic!



    87. 87

      i don't think you can call airbrushing 'flawless'



    88. 88

      photoshop….they filled in her caved in hag face



    89. 89

      é a rainha!!!!!



    90. 90

      She'll spread her legs for anyone.



    91. 91

      Ya well say what you will but she just hauled in 295 million from the Sticky and Sweet tour….so something is working and she obviously has millions of fans. She looks great for 50 here but I don't think I'd cop the same poses for any upcoming tours.



    92. 92

      Her roots match her boots! What happened to her eyeballs? Is she Darth Vaders older sister? Why does she insist on showing the world her crotch? What's she going to do when she's 60? Do butt shots? Boobs? Nostrils?



    93. 93

      Yep , Photoshop can make anyone look flawless … there's the proof !



    94. 94

      I'm not sure about your editorial judgment Perez. This is not a flawless cover. Where's your photoshop schtick when it's really applicable? She looks absolutely ridiculous is this pose. I know what she is trying to prove (that she still looks good at 50), but I really think this old horse is way past her prime. You haven;t really commented on her music, which is what made her so relevant in the 80's and 90's. I'm not sure anyone is listening to her music anymore. Seriously, she needs to get a grip on being a 50 year old woman and grow the fuck up.

    95. DaLa says – reply to this


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      You're 50, lady. Put on some pants!



    96. 96

      That's a busted-ass pic of Madonna.



    97. 97

      VOUGE lovely :)



    98. 98

      Fugly granny mess

    99. juex says – reply to this


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      Yes thats the Queen right there!



    100. 100

      Re: Crossbow – =))

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