His Holiness, Father Federline, Speaks and Speaks Some More!
Filed under: Britney Spears > Kevin Federline
If he's not digging for gold, he's digging for press.
Kevin Federline has taken Britney's comeback as an opportunity to blab to anyone who will pay him for it.
And, his new devoted father angle is so painfully pointed and rehearsed that it's almost unbearable.
To jazz up his latest snooze-worthy interview with Hello! Magazine we've hired an interpreter!
How important is fatherhood to you, Kevin?
Being a father is everything. It's probably the best experience of my life. Being raised in a family like I was, where my parents loved me a lot, it kind of rolled off on me. So I always knew I wanted to be a father. It's a part of life that I'm grateful for. Having kids and becoming the person I am is wonderful. My kids teach me so much and, being around them every day, I have learned a peace in life that I don't think I ever would have had without them.
"I never wanted to get married, but when Bipolar Spears gave me the eye, I thought 'Jackpot!' and sperminated her twice as quickly as I could! I love being a dad because it means I get child support from one of the biggest popstars ever!"
Do your children have very different personalities?
They're all their own characters. My daughter Kori is six and she's like the little angel of the group. Kaleb is four so he's kind of the leader of the boys. He's more like the strong one. I see him going out for sports. Preston's real outgoing. He seems to be a real daddy's boy too. He's very kind-hearted. I was that way when I was young. I feel like he's picked up that trait from me. But at the same time, he's a daredevil. Jayden is only two. He's coming into his character. He's a wild one!
"See! I care about those other kids - I even know their names!"
Britney has said you left her, Kevin…
I never left her. It's just we were going through tough times.
Do you still love her?
I'll always love Britney; maybe not the same way that I did when I was in love with her. But she's the mother of my children. She's always going to be in my life. She's always going to be the mother of my children. Nobody can take that away from her and I wouldn't want them to if they could. So, having said that, yes, I'll always have love for Britney.
"In order to deal with those 'tough times' I took her money and went to Vegas. My therapist thought it was a good idea. And of course I'll always love Britney…I'll always love her money!"
Did you ever hope that you might get back together?
There were times when I was up and down about it, but I just figure that I've made all the right decisions.
"Bitch are you ca-razy? Once is enough!"
What do you think of the men Britney has dated since your divorce?
I'd rather not comment on any of that.
"My best advice: Spermination, fellas, spermination!"
Is there anyone new in your life?
Oh no. No. I don't really feel like bringing that around the kids. They have gone through enough in the last two years. So we'll see. I'll never say never but as of right now, no.
"I can't even see my toes anymore."
Did you have to put your career on hold to devote yourself to the kids?
I've put everything on hold. My kids always come first. I'd drop everything that I ever have to do to be able to make sure they're okay. I put stuff on hold for a while then I started going into a fashion line. I'm building my own brand, Otzi. We're starting out with young boys' clothes. For the last two years, picking out clothes for my kids has been my life. So I'm really excited about that and it's something I can stay at home and do. And I'm working on a TV show with a production company. I had to create all kinds of opportunities that I could work on from home or be based in one place. That was pretty much the difficult part about keeping busy. Everything's great now, really great.
"PopoZão!"
[Image via WENN.]
he got fat.
hold on.wtf what career did kevin federloser ever have. He is such a money hungry whore
Shut up Perez. SHE'S the one who asked him to marry her. SHE was the one who bought her engagement / wedding ring. SHE was the one who flew him all over the place to be with her. She even mentioned he wasn't thrilled about starting so fast & that she had to talk him into alot of it. - SHE said ALL of this herself.
SHE did that shit, not him
looooser!
WTF MARIO..??? YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO HIGHLIGHT THE MAIN POINTS FOR US SO WE DON'T HAVE TO READ A FUCKING BOOK ASSHOLE!!!
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PEREZ = LAZY ASS HOMO WHO CAN'T EDIT FOR HIS AUDIENCE!
He took one look at Brit and said " That's the girl I'm going to ruin!"
Hes a fuckin joke..Get a fukin life PopoZao
Hate this asshole. get a fucking job instead of riding your ex-wife's money machine.
PEREZ MOM WHATS GOING ON WITH THIS STUPID SITE?????????? AND THAT'S TOO MUCH COPY-PASTING!!!!!
What did she see in him?
he so looks liek dumb wigger trailer park trash…nothing sexy what so ever…i dont know what attracted her to him other than she is a dumbass herself
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – MARIO SUCKS TEDDY'S CULO!
What did you put on hold, Kevin? Your golf games, your hosting of parties or the non-sense of your "rapping career"? Please, Kevin, go do your hair braids again……
Can anyone tell me when Bride Wars starts up in the theaters? For fuck's sake….
love how he thinks heis the best father now.
left char when she was preggo.
LOSER…..GIVE BRIT BRIT HER $$$ AND HER KIDS BACK
Just thinking that this man has a trailer load of kids is gross. Yech!
Re: _Alice_ – lol
Funny he just talks about his "kids" (the kids that he had from britney)
What about his other 2 kids from his ex girlfrien i forgot her name
so he has 4 kids and he only talks about 2 all the time hmm what a good father yea right
Perez that was sooooo funny! your commentary was right on the money. If it weren't for Britney he would probably be a greasy auto mechanic. He is such trailer trash!!
he just needs to give BRITNEY back HER KIDS. and raise his other ones with that hasbeen Shar
Kevin might be an asshole but is not lame-retarded like Perez!!!!!
both of them suck as parents.
what the fuck is going on with this site?
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This "Bride Wars" advertisement is so annoying. I've seen it for 20 minutes and I am already starting to have seizures. Is Perez going to keep it until Jan.9 opening day?
WOW AMAZING! A FAT ASS POSTING ABOUT ANOTHER FAT ASS…HOW RIVETING!
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – monkey…my tree fell over. it's a mess!
Re: _Alice_ – HE IS PRETTY SEXY, FAT PAT
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! – HOW FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT!!!
Re: Milky Milky – I KNOW IT KEEPS GOING TO A WHITE SCREEN !
Maybe she saw a good father in him. I like him if he plays with those kids. It matters.
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! – DUMB ASS!
This guy is a huge joke. He is so gross. He totally used and took advantage of Britney. He is so disgustingly gross looking and acting. Why does he try to pretend he is a black man? Give it up loser you are a nothing and always will be a nothing. You suck as a father. You can't even hold a job. You just take whatever yo can get from Britney. No one would even give you the time of day if you had not been married to her. Now you are like a circus freak show exhibit. If being such a good dad was so important to you then how could you leave Char when she was pregnant? You are a loser dude.
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Love Monkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you okay?
Re: _Alice_ – lol…….afternoon alice!
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! –
You are a fake troll doll. Not our LettyB
Will he ever keep his goddamn mouth shut
He's so full of it, he didn't have a career, unless you call "back-up dancing" one.
He was just a famewhore
& who the hell is "Hello Magazine"
They must be very desperate
your such a kiss ass….it wasnt that long ago your were praising kevin and projecting your insecurities all over britney. now that some teenagers think that britney is making a come back you kissing her ass!!!!!! stop kissing ass and tell us they way it is……like the old days before you went so hollywood.
Oh please! He didn't put his life on hold when he left Kori and Kaleb (in the womb) to shack up with Britney. His kids weren't his #1 priority then. Or does he just mean the meal tickets when he talks about his priority kids?
You people are so fucking stupid it hurts….
Leave him alone! Brit is talking smack about him so he has to defend himself!
Look at least someone was there for those two kids… it wasnt their fault their mom and dad are losers….. I dunno, I kinda feel like your translator is being a little bit harsh… Those kids have crappy grandparents on Brit's side, crappy mother who is nuts….. and not so great father,,, but at least he was together enough to do what was right by his kids…. he gets accolades from me.
I went back and read this again… he handles this in a very classy way…. YOU Perez did not. Very childish and stupid. Grow up
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Corpulent KFed is Father of the Year.
Re: Milky Milky – THAT SUCKS! DID YOU COMMAND ONE OF YOUR MAIDS TO FIX IT WHILE YOU SIPPED CHAMPAGE IN YOUR SILK ROBE?
why don't you use a recent picture of him, fuckface? he's mad fat now.
Re: orchidgirl – YES…THANKS! WEIRD WEEKEND!
He's a better parent than that trailer park trash ex of his.
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! – #23 YOU'RE RIGHT!! HE SHOULD KNOW GOOD PARENTS TROLL AROUND PEREZHILTON ALL DAY LIKE YOU!!!
WHERE'S MY AVATAR, FUCKFACE?
K-fed never "worked" so there really was nothing to be put on "hold." And don't think anyone forgot that you left the children with Britney for months to go party and promote your "album." Also leaving Shar while she was was pregnant really shows how much you "love" children.
I don't care what anyone says about him, when those boys become men they will remember who was there for them. And it wasn't their mom.
Oh Britney was your loneliness killing you that much that you had marry Kevin? There were other guys who wanted you back then. Many guys.
Re: Cinner – You are correct! They will remember the bodyguards and the nannies that care for them!!!
he can't even dress himself.. what a douche
Re: Nickysue – lol I like how you act as if you know how that family is involved at all with those kids. Why? Because you READ crap on gossip sites, you think you know the grandparents, and parents, etc? You look like a fat, old, lonely lady. How do you like MY judgements from a snapshot? Not too nice/correct/honest/funny, is it?
He is a fucking pathetic looser! Get a life you fat ass
being a father is the best experience in his life? yeah right! So that explains why he dumped his pregnant wife to be with britney? SHE'S A HOME WRECKER and he's a bullshitter…who could give 2 shits unless theres money involved.
Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – LOSER!
Goddamnit, Perez shut the fuck up. Kevin by no means is "father of the year", but he's probably doing the best he could. I mean, he did take care of those kids and he took care of them well when Britney was unstable. What has he done that indicates he's a terrible father? Is it so hard for you to just fucking accept that he's a good dad that loves his children and isnt a golddigger after Britney's cash? Besides hes a better dad than you would probably be.
What a crapo,… ugggggggg
Re: dork1230 – You want a reason why he's not a good father? How about that Jayden and Preston aren't the only two kids he has?! He has TWO others, and didn't have anything to do with them. Not even when his ex was preggo, he left her for Britney and let that chick have the baby and take care of the baby herself. Not to mention, I'm betting on a "backup dancer" salary, he didn't have much (if he even did send anything) back to the ex for the babies welfare.
***** him.
he looks like shit
How about getting a job Kevin? A real job, not failed rapper or claiming full-time Dad, when Britney is more than willing to take the kids part-time. There are plenty of single Moms and Dads out there who hold down full-time jobs, sometimes two or three at a time.
Living off your ex wife is pathetic!
News Flash…People all over the world work and take care of kids K-leech. WITHOUT 24 hour bodyguards/nannies. Living in the same house as your kids and being a great father are 2 different things. Anyone can do what you do with Britney's money. Why don't you try getting a real Job and support your own children like REAL FATHERS DO.
Shar said you were a deadbeat father until Britney's money started flowing her way. Which she didn't use to support your other brats instead she used to make her boobs the size of Texas..By the way she looks more and more like a street hooka.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!! How can he live with himself or have ANY self pride what-so-ever when he can't finacially take care of HIS OWN KIDS, he has to have his ex wife pay for everything. Oh, and blame it on the kids. I know PLENTY of mothers who work and have children, including myself. Brittney is working her fucking ass off so he can sit around and smoke dope and party(him and the rest of the crew that is suppose to be her family) Fucking assholes.
hahahahahahahaha Good job Perez, funny.
I cant even hear His name anymore.!!
I wish , he die soon!! ha ha.. sorry but i just don't like him . whatever how nice or bad he is!!
He's working on a clothes line? This fashionista's clothes line is going to go over like Perez's Hot Topic clothes line did and that's dropped like a hot potato.
P.S: Make up your fucking mind and stopping flip-flopping Perez!! In one post you say he's being a good dad and he's actually tolerable now and in the next post your bashing on him. Either give him props for stepping up and taking care of Jayden and Sean Preston when they needed a positive and stable parent figure in there lives or bash him because of the divorce. I dont care which one just decide already.ddddddd
Grow the hell up Perez! I bet he could kick your ass any day and touch his toes better than you on top of that!
It's also funny how when Britney was going thru her melthdown-you were begging them to hand the kids to Fed and now that Britney is back and better than ever-you are now back to running him down & making him look bad. You're a hypocritical wanna be star douche!
Oh barf barf barf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K My post get removed. Seriously. You just sat and became a hypocrite. You sit and praise him then you turned around and bash him now that Britney is back & doing good!
K They there! Your system sucks Perez!
Perez you are too funny
hahahaha way to hit it right on the head, perez
kevin federline just needs to shut his face. doesn't realize that he's a fat loser who jewed britney and took custody of her boys? lame. he just needs to stop existing. he's a waste of oxygen.
How long till he publishes a best seller on his life with Brit???? Come on he has like 1000 kids he must really really need the money!
Piggy… do you know how many bipolar kids or adults are in the states? Do you know anything about being bipolar??? Really, you shouldn't make fun of it cause it's not funny at all, it affects not only the person but also the family and friends of a bipolar person… read some more and dig some more instead of using the word bipolar as an insult… your ignorance is really pathetic!
I cant stand this guy K-fed. He is a complete ass wipe. I don't know why people even talk to him about Britney. She hopefully is over him and moves on… he used her. She needs to leave him behind and get back to the old britney. SO DOES THE MEDIA… IGNORE HIM. HE'S TRASH!
I think your crazy if you don't think he didn't use her… he totally did. And if he could do it again he would… these two boys are going to realize that one day and i feel sorry for them.
Ok fine…so he's a man instead of a woman diggin' for gold. What's the difference? Men have been gettin this deal from women for centuries, and now that a man does it, you're all "poor Brit". Give me a break. If she wanted to keep her kids and not pay child support, she should have got her freaky act together sooner. He might not be father of the year, but he's there for them, and he's not exposing them to the crap Brit did. They are better off with him. She should pay everything she's legally required to and shut the hell up about it.
The main thing is he takes care of his kids…
Something Miss Poptart doesn't physically do….
Anyone can send a check…
I wonder if he knows that he looks ridiculous. Having said that, you can't blame Kevin for Britney's problems. She had them LONG before him. Hmmmmmm I seem to recall a 24 or 48 hour marriage with an old friend. People are all hung up on the fact that he gets child support money from her. That's how the system works; the one with the money PAYS, male or female. The more money, the more you pay. If he hadn't stepped up to the plate and gotten custody of his kids people would have been complaining about that. In essence, he couldn't win with some people. Good thing he doesn't have to answer to them or explain his motives. Sometimes wanting what's best for your kids IS the motive.
HA! HA! HA!
that interpretation was spot on.
Kevin drling, your so yesterdays news. Now you have to sit back and watch Brit bounce back into the star she always was and has been, while you count the years until she does not owe you a dime. Karma's a bitch Kev.
hahaha, Perez you killed me with those 'translations'
crazy and loose britney spears asked him to marry her twice she even bought her own ring, what a desperate loser. he is the only normal one, he might be a goldigger so what there is such gender discrimination here cuz hes a guy, that girl spears was getting into trouble way before she popped the question to him she's lonely ans wants someone to take care of her so whoever she chooses is just going to be trouble becuase she doesnt value herself, look at scarlett johansen who has a good personality respects herself and she landed that gorgeous and sucessful actor reynolds, and justin look at him he's had healthy mature adult relationships. britney is a lost cause
britneys moved on to adnan the middleeastern dirtbag hahahahhahaha
P Nasty! U R Toooooooooooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
This bought BIG LOL's!!!!
Loves iT!
scince kevin is a good father then why isnt his other kids on the magazine
hes pretty much pimping out his little kids and he still gets the father award of the year i would like to meet these people !!
Re: Bleubelle –
do you not realise that he could have said no to all of this
but he used her good
he is so manipulative .
Did you have to put your career on hold to devote yourself to the kids?
What career was that then.What a jerk.All he cares about and ever cared about was her money.What a plonker.
Nice outfit, for a 12 year old project kid! What an ulitimate douche!
I'VE TOTALLY CHANGED MY OPINION OF KFED…AND BRITTNEY TOO FOR THAT MATTER. I THINK THEY'RE BOTH CUTIES.
I THINK HE'S A GOOD FATHER AND I THINK SHE'S ON THE CUSP OF A MAJOR COMEBACK.
SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC….DAMN HER ABS! HER ABS! I'M SO HAPPY I GOT MY SWEET BRITNEY BACK!!!
they were perfect for each other, like they came from the same trailer park!
Such a looooser!!!!!!!!