How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Celine Dion
Uhmmm….
Why so pale, bb????
Celine Dion and her husband/manager, Rene Angelil, were spotted leaving a Beverly Hills hotel this past weekend.
Is she a vampire???!!!!
[Image via Starzlife.]
Posted: December 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Bitch needs to get a tan!!
ew look at those icky furs and her pale lips XD weirdddd
wtf she is wearing??!
YOU CAN'T SAY IT DELICATELY…SHE'S FUG!
Um….that is NOT her husband Perez!
Renee is much shorter than Celine…..and he has white hair and a white beard…like a short not so fat Santa…..get your facts right -that man looks like a reject extra from the Sopranos…..
she has a long neck
wow, this website has sucked for months. seriously? this is a post? its already irritating enough that you're spinning one jen aniston quote into a huge bitter post like everyday, and that you post stories like 3 days after they happen, but this shit? its just dumb. is there like a quota you are trying to meet everyday? there is usually maybe one good post per day out of like 50. dont post shit unless its worth while.
SHE IS SOO UGLY!!! LOOK AT THAT JAW!!
omg.. earthworm jim, is that you?
since when does Perez care about saying things "delicately"??????
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SHE'S NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!!!
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Rich clothing does not a beautiful woman make.
That is not Rene. She behaves like an insane person. Like my granda would say:"Esta mas loca que una cabra"….
P.S. The real "Monkey Love" will get this, for sure…..
holy neck batman!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – HOT BEAST!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – You can say anything delicately. Gorilla in lingerie and a Rick James jerry curl.
Re: BBBoricua – JAJAJAJAJA MI ABUELA TAMBIEN DICE UNAS COSAS CHISTOSAS!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! –
She's fug alright but the bitch ain't afraid to sing.
JoketBaby hates Gorillas too.☻
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – YEAH BECAUSE THIS IS MY "REAL"' PIC! STFU AND GO FUCK YOURSELF IMPOSTOR ASSHOLE!
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"STEALING IDENTITIES ON PEREZHILTON IS SO COOL"…FUCKING INSANE MORON! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE…GET HELP!
I'm not a fan of hers - but why does everyone need a fuck'n cancer tan to look healthy.
That's why you call people raisin face Perez - because they have cancer tans!!
yo fat body…not everybody sits in a tanning bed all day. not that i like this bitch at all but your fat ass needs to fuck off when talking about other people. she looks like most white people do without a tan. big fucking deal. pull the cucumber out of your ass and suck on it
Re: JokerBaby – I HAVE TWO IMPOSTORS WHO ARE SO IN LOVE WITH ME THEY WANT TO BE ME!
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KICK THEM FOR ME!
God, another day with Gorillas in our midst!
Hey Monkey - you're the true sexy beast on this site!
All other primates are imposters.
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – Thank God it's you. All the imposters were getting me mad!!!
Perezzy
Are you Psychic today?
Your intuitive powers have impressed me
I might have to make you an honorary
Venus Power Deputy
How did you know its Vamps?
YES!!!
Those are Vampires all right
skin (check)
no pigment (check)
fangs neatly hiding (check)
Big Ass Shades (check)
kinda creepy (check)
thank Perez for keeping the fans on high alert
whatever, Celine is fucking fierce, she can do whatever she wants
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – #12.
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AND ON LG IT ONLY GILDS THE LILY, RIGHT DARLING?
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Re: BBBoricua – Impostors*
her confidence makes her sexy, i dont find her ugly at all..
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – #19.
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DARLING LG TOOK THIS PATHETIC LOSER "OUT" IN THE RACHAEL RAY AND
RACHEL ZOE THREADS!
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YOUR IMPOSTOR IS NOT ONLY "DONE" BUT "COOKED, BOILED, AND SERVED" AS DARLING SWEETPIECE, OUR FIERCE VP OF OPERATIONS WOULD
SAY!!!
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D.I.S.S. stands for "Die Impostor Scum Suckers" and we stand for you!
If you've been targeted or know someone who has, contact
Sheba08 for Membership details today!!!
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LG - THANK YOU! I HAVE ONE LEFT…HOPEFULLY THE GORILLA LEAVES SOON!
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I GUESS MY SEXINESS IS ADMIRED BY MANY…SINCE THEY WANT TO BE ME!
LOL
Re: Mistress – THANK YOU! IT'S BEEN NUTS! I GUESS SOME PEOPLE WANT TO BE ME! MY SEXINESS ATTRACTS STALKERS! LOL
Re: BBBoricua – HOW WAS THE FIESTA THE OTHER NIGHT?
MUCHA COMIDA Y BEBIDAS?
27 Absolutely darling! You are a goddess!
hmmm not her best look…
Re: born2sing03 – he is referring to the man who has been cropped from the pic, but w/ whom celine is holding hands. the guy behind her is, i imagine, security in which case, your assessment (soprano reject, LOL) is dead on! =))
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – It was just a little get together, to start "Las Fiestas de Navidad". We made our own Coquito andt put up the tree. I hope some day you can join us…..
Did you go to Spain? (See, I remembered)
I love you Perez, but you rag on the fake tan look, and you rag on people who tan in the sun. How many post have I seen about celebs looking orange or courting skin cancer? Face it, without those two options some people just don't have a lot of natural pigment and are accordingly white. Cut the bitch some slack…
there goes peracist, hating on pale people again
Who cares if she's pale? I'd rather see someone go natural than dripping with orange fake tan or frying themselves to a crisp in a tanning bed (hello, skin cancer anyone???). Of more concern is her outfit - UGLY.
Re: BBBoricua – JAJAJA SI…ME ENCANTA IR A ESPANA!
I WISH I COULD DO THE ~ OVER THE N…LOL
Re: BBBoricua – UN DIA NOS JUNTAMOS PARA UNA FIESTA BIEN GRANDE CON MUCHA COMIDA, BEBIDAS Y MUSICA LATINA!
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HOT MONKEY = SALSERO!
Bella Swan, WATCH OUT!
pale giraffe neck!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – I would love that! Es una promesa…
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – #34.
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THANK YOU, SWEET.
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IS IT JUST LG, OR DOES SHE LOOK LIKE ONE OF LETTYB'S OLD
AVATARS?
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it looks like Rene is leaving the hotel with his BOYFRIEND…………….
Re: BBBoricua – PUES SOY SALSERO…ERES UNA SALSERA O TE GUSTA OTRA MUSICA?
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – I see your little band of misfits has caved in upon itself. After one day. Given up. Turned tail and run. Submitted. Bowed down to the power of the anti-clique. Something you snooty, snitty girls should have left behind in junior high. Cliques are not kind. And cliques are not attractive. They exclude and are unkind, whether you mean it or not. You should learn from this lesson, my young grasshoppers.
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME? LIKE I COULDN'T TAKE YOUR GRAY ASS ANY TIME I CHOOSE! YOU RODENT PISS DRINKING, DEAD COYOTE BILE EATING WAYWARD PRIMATE!
GO BACK TO LIVING IN THE BOWELS OF NY! THE DEEPEST, DARKEST, WETTEST, FOUL SMELLING, SLIMIEST SUBWAY SYSTEM IN THE WORLD!
Re: Hot Monkey Love_VP! – SERIOUSLY, DON'T HURT YOURSELF PULLING THAT THING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ANDY!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – Boricua y Salsera de pura cepa!!!
What kind of rags is she wearing then ? CĂ©line you should be more chic and wear a little make-up, you cannot affort to go without. And your hair, what happened, you didn't have time to wash and wear it ? Achtung ! Pay attention to your appearance, it is important. I certainly hope your are not wearing fur, in California of all places where it is not cold.
1. She's Canadian. Canadians are usually pale.
2. She knows hanging out in the sun promotes wrinkles and skin cancer.
3. She's more beautiful than you ever will be, even at 40.
Be kind, Perez! Don't insult vampires.
She could be in Twilight
…hehe
I heard that she spends a lot of time camped out with her head between the legs of the undead Ann Coulter.
Still judging people by the color of their skin, I see.
I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HER SKIN !! HOWEVER, I DO CARE ABOUT WHO's S K I N SHE'S WEARING !! AND YOU KNOW BLOODY WELL, WHAT SHE's DRAPED IN IS REAL!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE BRINGING UP THOUGHTS ABOUT THEIR BLOOD THAT ONCE WAS IN THEIR LITTLE BODIES ???? DAMN,BITCH NOTHING YOU PUT ON WILL WILL EVER MAKE YOU LOOK PRETTY !!! EVER !!!!!!!!
It was 80 degrees Fahrenheit in LA this weekend.
Fur is so gross. In LA it's even more creepy to see OTT rich freaks shrinkwrapped in dead animals, when everyone else is in cotton clamdiggers & T's carrying canvas bags. Might as well pick up a squirrel that ran across the freeway and sling it ’round your neck, Hillbilly Canuck $$$$$moneybags$$$$$ [can't buy class]
Gow up Perez, she is not a vampire, she is a self center scab sucker.
She's dressed hideously. Money and good taste are not synonymous.
She's been touring in Montreal and Quebec and rene is part of Star academy in Qc… It's freakin cold and the weather sucks…
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She's pale because she's Canadian, plus it's winter. At least she doesn't look fake tan orange.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH !! SHE IS SO FUG LOOKING…SKINNY DOESNT SUIT HER AT ALL…..SHE ISNT AGING WELL EITHER..SHE HAS AN UGLY FACE & BODY..NOT TO MENTION TACKY AND NO FASHION SENSE….HOW APPROPRIATE THAT SHE SANG JANIS IAN'S "AT SEVENTEEN" (ABOUT UGLY GIRLS) AT THE STUPID GRAMMY NOMINATIONS SHOW LAST WEEK !! AND HER SINGING …UMMM SHE IS JUST A MARIAH CAREY WANNABE, BUT NO MATCH !!!
Lol so now we are going after ppl because they are "so pale"??? Give me a break! Your blog will be nothing without the pics you STEAL from paps, you will have nothing to bs about… loser!
She gets on my FUCKIN' nerves! Have y'all seen her do interviews? It's painful and I'm embarrassed for her b/c she acts so fuckin' retarded and dramatic…
EW, this bitch is fugly!
That kid is so not their kid. I'll prove it at
sickitten.com
Re: kanga3 – come to me
Celine Dion looks like she is a very normal skin color in this picture. Certainly not pale on purpose.
She doesn't look like she's wearing a ton of makeup to look pale (like others, i.e. Evan Rachel Wood might look), just that she's naturally this color and doesn't try to change it.
Are you really making fun of someone for the color of their skin? Really?
I'm very pale and cannot tan, at all. No matter how hard I try, I can only freckle or burn. She may be the same way.
/I don't even like her, but here you are making me defend her
the last person you should start picking on is the amazing and talented Celine Dion. Second, that person behind her is not Renee. Get your facts right. Third, is this really a post? You really should start improving your website if this is one…
Um, she's Canadian, lots of us can't help being uber white.
There has always been something super natural and Margarete like about her. This is not new people.
She is probaly is due for a spray tan.She will have less wrinkles from not being really tan all the time.Not everyone is blessed with your Mexican flava!
me so ungry, ungry, no food in Canada for mee
What about that nasty fur she's wearing? Does she get a free pass Perez?
This just in: white people are white.
Her clothes are fugly!
YOU DUMB IDIOT HOW THE FUCK IS THAT HER HUBBY? CELINE WORKS HARD YOU LOW LIFE FUCKFACE!!!!! SHE PROBABLY EXAUSTED FROM CONSTANT TOURING AND SINGING HER BUTT OFF. PLUS SHE HAD AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE AT THE GRAMMY AWARD THING SO SUCK IT!!!!
YUCK! She is so effing ugly. I totally can't stand her. She sucks.
CELINE DION is a SCARY FREAK and her MUSIC SCARES me EVEN MORE then her IMAGE (and that is SCARY!)
Uh, just like the rest of us she knows that the suns rays can be hazardous to her health?
Shame on you Celine for taking a proactive approach to your health!
wow beautiful transvestite!
Girlfriend needs to eat. Her color will come back when she has some nourishment in her.
I have 2 words for her….SUPER SIZE
She's a hasbeen….. her singing at the announcement of the grammy nominations sucked.
listen…I have NEVER seen this lady look good