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Katie Needs To Work On Her Posture!

12/08/2008 7:45 PM ET | Filed under: Tom Cruise • Katie Holmes

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Enjoying a stroll in NYC this weekend!

Wait, how old is Katie Holmes?

She's 29?

And already hunchbacked like a 60-year-old lady?

We bet it's because all the ceilings in their house were lowered to make Crazy Eyes Tommy feel taller. "Kate" has to stoop to get around.

Somebody free Katie!

Or at least get her some calcium!

[Images via WENN.]

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71 comments to “Katie Needs To Work On Her Posture!”



  1. 1

    bad pic! shes normally gorgeous oh well we all have our days



  2. 2

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  3. 3

    The lack of gravity in space causes bone and muscle loss.



  4. 4

    Maybe Tom could get her a special dianetic/scienfreakentologist back brace. Kind of like a chastity belt, but for the posture. And then have her sleep in an ironmaiden at night.
    He's already molded her psyche, he might as well mold her posture.



  5. 5

    $cientology is sucking the life out of her. She is shriveling to nothing. Tom Boy took a beautiful, vibrant, innocent young woman and brought her into his cult. Will there be anything left of her in 10 years? He is twice her age. He knew exactly what he was doing and that is what sickens me.



  6. 6

    Re: Mimifan1 – gorgeous?
    r u serious?
    she…ummm…ewwwwwww is the only way i can describe her!
    gross!



  7. 7

    Re: Mimifan1 – oh, i see ur also a fan of MAriah or however u spell her name, that explains everything, lol!
    aahahaha!



  8. 8

    That happens when you r trying to be in his level…plus maybe she is giving him one too many blow jobs…ewww…..even when she is on her knees n he is standing she is still taller…stop doing that girl…she looks like she needs to be free from crazy ass Tom..



  9. 9

    2 Leona, didn't you want to disband since it seems we have done our job? Let me know dear one!



  10. 10

    She is not even looking healthy..she is sickly skinny n pale…she looks sooo unhappy…girl ruuuuunnnnn.



  11. 11

    Wow, Katie's posture is news.



  12. 12

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    What an ugly coat.



  13. 13

    Love the coat.



  14. 14

    She looks fine…. If Katie looks 60, Madonna looks 375!!!!



  15. 15

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    "Katie needs to work on her posture " ???
    No, Katie need to work on escaping the clutches of Scientologists and Tom Cruise.



  16. 16

    She used to be so cute and very girly looking. Now, she's nothing. short hair, looks so homely…poor thing



  17. 17

    I know the paps are really annoying but she does look so depressed in every picture.
    Sad. It seems to me she is living the lie.



  18. 18

    ummm ya def. lookin like the piece of shit she is…and wasn't victoria beckham just seen wearing something similar to this???? get your own ideas katie damn



  19. 19

    It's something a lot of tall people who are self-conscience about their height do.



  20. 20

    she slouches because Tom Cruise is a short dude and she feels self conscience about standing next to him. No lady wants to be taller than her man, trust me. I slouched when I was with my short ex, now I'm proud to stand straight next to my much taller fiance. Poor Katie, I feel so sorry for her.



  21. 21

    probably we should all work on our posture…….my back's achin



  22. 22

    LG, #2 I am out of the loop. I have no clue who is who! I am trying. But, no one has reached out to me. I still have your back! XOXO! Oh, Sweetpiece was great! Thank you Sweetpiece. If anyone else did anything I don't see it. That's ok. We will survive!



  23. 23

    Scary



  24. 24

    Oh c'mon Prez
    Katie is just watching her step because probably there is ice or snow on the sidewalks
    she doesn't have a humpback
    she's just very very tall and has to survey the ground which is way way down
    hey
    does she need corrective lenses
    I like her hat :)



  25. 25

    Hey Lurch! Keep yo head up.

  26. AMO says – reply to this


    26

    What's that guy handing her… egg nog?



  27. 27

    perez, most people look down when they cross through doorways. And most people also look down when they are getting into a car.



  28. 28

    Oh jesus, Shut the fuck up Perez she's tall okay probably has scoliosis in wich most tall girls get. Or she's probably like that from looking down to see tom's xenu ass. Gosh Perez get a motherfucking clue.



  29. 29

    MY POSTURE IS AWFUL TOO



  30. 30

    poor thing thinks she's Jackie O….or Garbo?
    nothing like th young vibrant girl she used to be-how fucking bizarre.



  31. 31

    looks like posh



  32. 32

    I just met her in NYC this weekend… She is SUPER skinny… very frail looking, but very graceful and very sweet! She does look sick in her face… i.e. bags under the eyes.



  33. 33

    cant wait till her tell-all book comes out. :( so sad



  34. 34

    BAD HAT. It's a bonnet!



  35. 35

    LOVE the coat!!! We need designer details.



  36. 36

    ew wuh is she wearin ?



  37. 37

    i personally just think she is hideous



  38. 38

    People who are severely depressed often slump their shoulders like that. Combine her posture with the perpetual sad expression on her face and I would venture a guess that she is suffering from depression. Not surprising considering the control freak she's married to.



  39. 39

    She thinks she's Diane Keaton lolololol



  40. 40

    Poor Katie looks so unhappy.



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  42. 42

    There's something about these photos of Katie Holmes that reminds me of Victoria Beckham, sans the seedy looking clothes. Whether it's the posture, the sunglasses or the hat is difficult to tell but maybe she's trying to emulate her "friend"? She SO needs to get as far away as she can from Tommygirl and recapture her life. He's a psycho who destroys everything he touches. Suri will needs years of psychoanalysis when she gets older to rid herself of his influence. Hopefully, Katie will be strong enough to survive.

  43. AMO says – reply to this


    43

    Re: litzie – I know, how could someone do that to their own child? I'll save them both and adopt Katie and sweet Suri!



  44. 44

    Cause your Harry Potter mix trashy clothing is better huh Perez? For someone who calls himself trendy and fashion forward you dress like a homeless!



  45. 45

    Katie takes very expensive clothing and makes them look cheap. It takes a lot of talent to do that. She has no coordinated outfits and tries combinations that just don't work. She needs a full time stylist to dress her before she leaves her apartment.



  46. 46

    lol she leads with her head when she walks! poor girl!



  47. 47

    she looks fine to me



  48. 48

    Katie is a really tall woman. Many tall people tend to have posture issues, things like scoliosis for instance……Meh it's not that bad! Katie looks awesome, love her coat.



  49. 49

    Perez let's see your fat ass stand up straight



  50. 50

    Umm…you call that a hunchback? You're just trying to pick on Katie, and its obviously NOT working.



  51. 51

    News must be slow today perez



  52. 52

    katie has ALWAYS has shitty posture. this is nothing new at all!



  53. 53

    Oh look it's the baglady. She dresses like some old homeless lady and looks like one too.

  54. kis95 says – reply to this


    54

    She's just looking down, for God's sake! There's no 'hump' on her back, and I don't believe she's intentionally slouching because she's tall. If she were self-conscious about her height, she wouldn't wear heels whenever she's out with her teeny, tiny husband. I think you're reaching here, Perez!



  55. 55

    Maybe she's trying to look like Alli Lohan?



  56. 56

    TOM has her looking more manly every day

    www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



  57. 57

    Developing a hunchback has got a lot to do with insecurity! She must be misserable



  58. 58

    You are killin me ova here!!! BWAAAAHAAAA!~!



  59. 59

    When you're a mother to an active toddler, you spend much of your day running around and looking down. She needs a chiropractor and some good stretching. Not a mean blogger full of negativity.



  60. 60

    99% OF THE TIME, WOMEN WHO ARE TALLER THAN THEIR SPOUSE SLOUCH A BIT!!!
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    TYPICAL.
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    NICOLE KIDMAN WAS AN EXCEPTION!
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    HOWEVER, NICOLE DID WEAR FLATS A LOT!!



  61. 61

    Tom is fucking crazy! did u know that tom forced katie to cut her hair short? and katie cried when he asked her thta question? did u know that katie is only allowed to wear make-up around other men when tom lets her? did u know that katie isn't allowed to talk to other men? these are all tom's rules
    I bet he beats her at home in places where you can't see!!
    CRAZY RICH SCIENTOLOGY WIFE BEATER!



  62. 62

    My X was 3 inches Shorter Than I. Back Then Too Make Him Feel Better I Wouldn't Wear Heels & I'd Stoop over in an awkward posture. My Doctor Told Me To Knock It Off. If I Needed To Droop Over To Give X That SUPERIOR Feeling & NOT BE Proud Of His Long Stemmed Lady, Then I Should Unload The S.O B. He Said I Should Find My Self A Willie Shoemaker.The Doc. said Willie Was A Super Famous Jockey, Not Even 5 Foot Tall Who Loved TALL Women, >REALLY TAll.



  63. 63

    Women who are taller than their mates feel the need to look smaller. Why ? Under what principle is the man supposed to be taller ? Who decided that and for what reason ? I happen to prefer going out with men shorter than me and believe me I dont bend or stoop. I stand proud and tall and my men love it.



  64. 64

    she is so used to trying to look short, for Tom, she is now always hunched over. Be proude to be TALL.



  65. 65

    MY Husband & I Have A Daughter & Son, Our Daughter Is 5'6" Like Her Dad, Our Son Towers Over Even Me. He's 6'7" & I'm 6'1" My Husband Treats Me Like A Princess & I Wear Heels ALL The Time. He's A Real Man, Unlike tommy boy!!!!!!



  66. 66

    WON'T IT BE A HOOT WHEN SURI GROWS TALLER THAN HER OLE MAN ?!?!?!?

    Remember When NICOLE KIDMAN Said How Happy She Was To Be Able To Wear HEELs Agan?? That Was Just After Her Divorce From tom. No Amount Of $$$$ Will Remove tom's NAPOLEONS SYNDROME !!!!!!!!!!



  67. 67

    she is going for the "Posh Posture"…but she just looks preposterous….good try grandma…now go have your barley-metmucil smoothie and have a nap.



  68. 68

    I am so sick of Tom, Katie, and Suri



  69. 69

    truth be told, her posture has always been like that. And I really hate it when people stand like that, that's why I've always notices. That's why in her nude scene in the gift her fun bags sag so much cuz she doesn't stand up straight



  70. 70

    Re: Toonkinstein – great smoothie line lol



  71. 71

    Buckling under the pressure of the Scientoloburden.