Merrill Lynch's Chief Exec Is On Crack
Filed under: Business Blitz
Is Merrill Lynch's John Thain smoking crack?
Or is he just stoopid?
The chief executive requested a 2008 bonus to the tune of 10 million buckaroos.
The Merrill Lynch & Co. compensation committee hasn't decided yet, but is pretty much leaning toward "Aw hellz to the no mothereffer!"
Thain is saying he deserves the cash for helping Merrill Lynch narrowly avoid financial disaster through a merge with Bank of America Corp.
But, members of the compensation committee are saying, "Duh! That's exactly why you shouldn't get it! There's no money! And it makes the public unhappy!"
Just look at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. - they outperformed Lynch, and their CEOs are turning down their fat RecessMas bonuses!
Merry RecessMas!
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sure sounds like he's on crack.
FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – WOW YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! LOSER!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – #4
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Re: SweetPat – Re: mama of 2 – IMPOSTERS ARE PSYCHO TODAY!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – hey, i am a crack. a loose crack, a smelly crack, but still a crack.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – I KNEW YOU IDOLIZED ME! BUT YOU CAN'T BE ME!
Re: SweetPat – YES, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!
Yes, he is smoking crack….
I AM LG'S VAGINA's OK THERE ALIEN SPAWN!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – I KNEW YOU IDOLIZED ME, BUT YOU CAN'T BE ME!!
ANDY 27…REALLY BIG HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He deserves a fist in his ASS!
dont care
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Re: BBBoricua – SHUT UP FUCKTARD
a bonus of $10 million..
think about what he makes as salary!!
GREEDY BASTARD!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Andy, do want a fist in your ass?
We should be the ones getting a big bonus for baling these twats out!!!
YAWN PEREZITO! NEXT!
i say give it to him what the fuck.
ANDY 27 LIKES PEREZ DICK!!!!!
So much celebrity juice these days…..scarcasm detected hard fucking core..next mother fucker!!!
WHOA!!!
Re: BBBoricua – IGNORE THE LETTY BABY! ES UNA PUTA JUGANDO CON LA ORIGINAL!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – excusez-moi?????????????????
Im not the one pretending to be somebody else to get the attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT BRAINS!
I LOVE ALL THE CRAZY FANS I HAVE!
Re: Sensitivity – LOL!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HAHAHA! #9 SOUNDS JEALOUS AS HELL OF YOU!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – THE REAL LETTY -
NENA, AT LEAST YOURS IS SEMI- FUNNY BUT ANNOYING. MINE ARE STRAIGHT UP PSYCHOTICS!
WEIRDOS!
Corporate money hogs.
he's got the gay face!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – ARE YOU CPYING ME LIKE A TWO YR OLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR GIVING ME JOKES TODAY! THANKS!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Andy, do you want to toss my salad?
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – YOUR IMPOSTER MUST BE A FAT PATHETIC LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – I KNOW YOURS IS REALLY MAD..WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! LOL!
MY ANUS ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!BBD, CLEAN IT OUT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
Wow..Andy27 is so fucking creative! He is sooo many people all at once!! What a fagalicious fag…cock wrangler…sword fighter….fudge packer..cock sucker…imposter.
Who cares?
Re: harrybalsac – ANDY MISSES US I THINK!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Thank you Perez for calling these pigs out!
Re: guilty of being white – I KNOW HE REALLY LOVES ME! LOL!
If he weren't so gosh dern dumb, he would realize he didn't need the 10,000,000 dollars because membership on www.Talent-DB.com is F-R-E-E! It doesn't matter if you HAVE no talent, it's still F-R-E-E! It is even F-R-E-E for dumb, rich people.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – I WAS BUSY JACKING MY POODLE OFF. HE GETS CRABBY UNLESS HE SPILLS A LOAD.
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – SEXY!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HAHAHA WHO KNOWS PROBABLY TOLD THEM TO GO FUCK THEIR PARENTS!
Re: STFUP – THIS IS MY FORUM!! EVERYBODY LOVES ME HERE!!!!!
PEREZ YOU ARE ON CRACK!
LOSER + HOMO = ANDY 27
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – SHUT UP IMPOSTER!
Re: STFUP – FUCK YOU!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – You know what is even more fucked up than us? YOU, you jackass! Why do you care what we do? why is it any of your business who we are or what we do? Who the fuck are you? You are channeling so much rage and hatred our way, for what? Who needs a life here? I bet you do. You are nothing but a piece of shit loser who got pissed off at one of us because we said something stupid to you. SO FUCKING WHAT? Get the fuck over it you psycho. What the fuck is missing in your life that you have to "stalk" everyone on here? YOU are the one that needs to get over yourself and get a fucking life. Fuck you and your mommy issues. You don't impress, scare, or deter the people on here from having fun. You are a PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – IS THAT A NORMAL THING FOR YOU TO DO? DO YOU LIKE IT?
re: Big Black Dick….I think Thain takes it up the a** on a regular basis. Trust me on this…I worked in the same building and there were rumors.
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Re: _Alice_ – You're sexy when you get all pissed off.
Re: STFUP – get lost and lick me!!
So, who the fuck was Andy27 anyway?
Re: STFUP – go blow Andy 27…mabey he'll lke it and switch teams!!
is he f'ing kidding
Re: Vince wants a Red Ryder BB gun! – LOL….just having fun;)
it's because of idiots like this that we are as screwed as we are! This guy should be bitched slapped for even thinking that he deserves that kind of money. How about using the 10Mill that he claims he deserves and use it to help out all of us that are out of work because of this damm economy! God corporate greed just makes my blood boil.
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – I'M A LOSER WITH NO LIFE. PEREZHILTON IS MY WORLD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
the only thing he should get is a cock in his dirty ass. and someone to play the rusty trombone with
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – he put his faggy,loser pic of himself on his avatar in hopes of picking up a homo like himself but it didn't work.He was so imbarrased that he left and now tries to haunt the site and try to copy popular people.
Re: Sensitivity – WOW, so did Perez not even fancy him?
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – no nothing to do with him!!!
So while I get laid off and am no longer in a position to contribute to my Merrill Lynch 401k this asshole wants a $10mil bonus???
This is exactly why we're in such a financial sink hole!
That makes me sick to my stomach. I hope my tax dollars do not go to that greater bastard. he shouldn't even have a job and I hope he burns in hell.
Yeah, he needs a bonus alright. A bonus kick-ass in the parking lot by lower level employees whom he's also taking money from! Afterwards, fire the bitch (but make sure it's afterwards please).
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what a complete and utter moron. they should not only NOT give him the frickin bonus (for WHAT!? Helping them lose money!??) but hand him a pink slip and tell 'em they don't need employees like his kind around there.
Amazing - this man's balls are so big I'm surprised he can walk, he's smoking something. No bonus.
dick.
This guys live planet Jackson?
Maybe if he'd done his job right, Merrill Lynch wouldn't have had a financial disaster to avoid. Let's see - "I screwed things up and got us in trouble, but then I managed to get our asses out of the crack I put them into, so I should get a huge bonus." Maybe he should get a huge boot in the ass.