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Somebody's Been Very Naughty!
Filed under: Personally Perez
Somebody leaked an advance copy of our new book to the New York Daily News.
And it wasn't us!!!!!!
Grrrrrrr.
CLICK HERE to read what they thought of Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With the Hiltons.
Posted: December 8, 2008 at 10:15 am
not to worry Mario, I'm sure it's use as toilet paper will be intact
So now it'exposed as a POS!
YOU MEAN YOU LEAKED IT YOU RAT BASTARD!
FIRST!!!???
sorry perez..:(
Re: harrybalsac – IT'S
love the cover perez
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – I don't think it's a good idea to get anything of Mario's anywhere near your ass!
LOVES YA PEREZ!!!!
yeah right nasty-you know you and your mum leaked it.hi everyone-first post of mine-enjoyed reading letty,alice and harrybalsac! xx
LOL
that made myday!
Pathetic attempt!
I like how you shamelessly copied Duran Duran's Red Carpet Massacre for your cover and title.
Re: harrybalsac – and that sir, is why you are the CEO and I'm just a sales guy!
Further down that Daily News page–who is the comedian they are saying is really gay?
Re: PunkyBrewstein – My ball gravy is great on a bagel, want some?
OH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOUR SHIT GETS LEAKED. OUCH.
Re: PunkyBrewstein – HEY WHAT'S UP BITCH! HOE'S THE JEWISH CONSPIRACY GOING!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HOW'S*
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Is it safe here?
Are the impostors gone?
…hiding…
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! – FUCKER!
Re: Major Dude V.P. Marketing / Balsac LLC – I want my money.Re: harrybalsac – from this possible dad-d-O. If that book of perez brings you any, I want that, too. Don't forget, my eyeballs are laserbeams.Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – There's my little sister. Want to visit Mars?
congrats on a great review! made me want to check it out
….see, I dont always critize you, you could learn a thing or two from that.
it makes it sound better when you use the word leaked! As always media king! XOXO perez
Yeah, looks like shit. I wonder how many lawsuits you are going to get slapped with over this one.
Perez, fly me out there and I'll greet your people at the door for you. When's the movie? I hope you know that Madonna and I have to be in it. HAHA
"Survival Guide on Keeping up with The Hiltons?" So, this is a book telling you the best pharmacies to get your Valtrex and Plan B pills?
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LettyB, oy gevalt.
Your impostor Mother (or was it LG's Vagina??? …hmmm…) told me yesterday : "You are #1 on my list of people to exterminate".
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@%^$*&
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! – go away fucker
HAAHAA
Karma's a bitch sometimes.
Re: mama of 2 loves her imposter!!!!! – OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO ME. BUT THAT WAS TO YOUR CHILDREN, RIGHT?
Packing the lbs. back on aren't you, fatass?
BORING……..
Re: Lettyb Thanks all her Fans!!! – That was a weak ass comeback, you dumb cow.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – #3: Exactly! How's your husband doing?
Re: Vince wants a Red Ryder BB gun! – NOT BAD!
That's some funny shit.
I love you Perez but damn you deserved it.
Nice cover though
OMG… !!! This chick took ALL the words RIGHT out of my mouth… lol…
"Trust. I am no fan of anyone on "Perez Hilton"'s hit list, but I have to ask why this fat little fairy's opinions matter to ANYONE? These stupid girls make enough of their own mistakes, but what right does this unsightly wannabe drag queen have to write about them? He's not a qualified journalist, just a **** with a computer and a lot of time on his hands. It's amazing to me that not only are Paris, Nicole, etc. famous for nothing…now, any moron who writes (il-literally) about them becomes a celebrity as well! Wow, we really do need to pull ourselves up out of this moral and cultural abyss."
Legendary as your literary skills are, is this a 'pop-up' book?
Hmmm….i wonder who the somebody was???
Re: wienerdog19 – Hello! Isn't it funny how he mentiones people "copying" off others all the time… Yet… "Queen of all Media" (Howard Stern - KING of all Media), Perez Hilton (Paris Hilton) … the name of his new book. Perez, here's a new one for ya… Copycat Queen. Too, that review of your book was terrible, and didn't make it sound good or bad. I can't wait til the REAL reviews come in. And maybe YOU didn't leak it, but that's why you had your mommy do it, so you could honestly say it wasn't YOU.
Re: CutieLuLu – you??????
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Re: Afed44 – LOL…ya you caught me
Re: Schadenfreude – lmao wow, that is perfect! Not to mention, if I'm not mistaken, the book isn't even on the shelves yet, and it's marked down already, List Price: $24.95 Price: $16.47
hahahaha and any idiot that buys this book, is literally supporting this a**hole! He's trying to cash in while he can, cause he knows his days are numbered. I can't wait til that day is up. Lately, this site has been El-Stinko and yet, I'm still bored at work, so I keep comin.
Re: CutieLuLu – LOL hahahaha I love you!! That was perfection my friend, perfection, couldn't have said it better myself
Your agent/publisher SHOULD be leaking advanced copies of your book to huge names like the New York Times Daily News. Starting the buzz early before your release date is what will bring in serious sales!!
Don't pretend like you don't love it! Go Perez GO!!
p.s. Now that you have to create a profile to make comments, why are these people who have nothing nice to say bothering to do it? And what are they doing on your site keeping up with everything you say if they don't appreciate it? In a world of possible coalition governments, wars, skyrocketing tuition prices, recessions, etc. it's WONDERFUL to have something fun, light hearted and entertaining like perezhilton.com available to those who truly enjoy it. Don't knock our enjoyments ya bunch of fu*ktards. We don't knock yours.
That book sounds like a compilation of all the crap you put on this site. I think I'll keep my money to put towards my rent just like everyone else should be doing instead of paying for some regurgitated sh*t for you to line your pockets and get on here and brag.
TOO BAD YOU'RE TRYING TO HAWK A POINTLESS REASON TO READ A BOOK DURING THE RECESSION. ENJOY YOUR FAIL.
That is the same exact CRAP on three other order sites - it's not written by anyone reviewing the book — that text is obviously issued by your publisher as POSITIVE PRESS BYTES they want leaked to the media. You're an idiot if you think anyone will take time to read your crappy book.
You probably leaked it yourself! We all know how you practically beg for attention. I really don't think you have done anything to write your own book.
wienerdog19 - "I like how you shamelessly copied Duran Duran's Red Carpet Massacre for your cover and title."
I Agree!!
I hope you atleast give them some credit!
Re: kristenbojisten – FYI - Your little comment isn't going to make all of us shut up. Save your energy up to read the crap filled book of his when it comes out. Have fun reading old news and stuff you've already read on THIS SITE.
KARMA!
jesus, Perez. a book? i want to start a blog!! people are gonna start gold-digging YOU. but i must say, you have a certain je ne sais quoi. i usually hate imposing ads but your little angel/devil gig on the side there is kinda cute.
Karma's a bitch
Perez plays the bitch. Hes nothing but a dirty cock-whore.
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sucks To Be You!
Re: Afed44 – My little comment wasn't intended to make you all shut up, son. I was merely addressing the negativity. Good to know you frequently come back for more on this site though! It's a lot more entertaining than you wish it was… Have yourself a very Merry Christmas.
come on perez you know u leaked the pics!!
hahahaha, what a total piece of shit this "book" is going to be - nice attempt at cashing in on your z-list "fame" dumbnutz
Lol the Piggy will release a book? How can someone put money on him after the Hot Topic disaster and well everything "PErez Hilton" invested on… I am soooo sure that your desperate attempt for attention leaked the book… what an idiot!
Did you remember to thank Lindsay, Britney, Jen Aniston, Jess Alba and all the other real stars for giving you a name in LA??? mmm no? Ungrateful lil bitch huh? You would be nothing without those fab girls…
BTW you are not a real Hilton… yeah i know you do your best but you will never be a Hilton so just get over it… to be a Hilton you need to be scarely cocaine thin, classy and rich and even though you do hard on cocaine well you are still a fatty!
GOOD!!!… Now you know how it feels biatch… You do the same with music!!!! … who's buying that shit anyways????
You've got me. I ordered it from your link. We both win.
Has it god pictures of naked men in it?
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I KNEW YOU'D BE COMING OUT WITH A BOOK SOON!!!!!! I PUT IT ON MY XMAS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I ALSO INVITED YOU TO MY OPEN HOUSE ON XMAS EVE!! GIRL I JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE SHACK IN PROVINCETOWN, MASS. THAT'S RIGHT GIRL! AMERICA'S GAY MECCA……..IT'S LOVELY BUT DESERTED DURING THE WINTER. THE TOURISTS ARE GONE….AND THE GAY BARS ARE CLOSED…WHICH MAKES MY PLACE THE HOTTEST TICKET IN TOWN. MY PARTIES ARE PHENOMANOL!
I DECORATED IT WITH ITEMS FROM MY OWN WEBSITE
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I BOUGHT INTO THIS VENTURE TO HELP OUT WITH MY MOM'S DOCTOR BILLS. I KNOW ….I KNOW….."SELF PROMOTION"……TELL IT TO THE CHURCH LADY GIRL!!!!
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YOU CAN'T MISS MY "SHACK"…..IT'S CALLED "JAZZY J'S" IN TEAL NEON…RIGHT IN THE HEART OF COMMERCIAL STREET.
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I KNEW YOU'D BE COMING OUT WITH A BOOK SOON!!!!!! I PUT IT ON MY XMAS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I ALSO INVITED YOU TO MY OPEN HOUSE ON XMAS EVE!! GIRL I JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE SHACK IN PROVINCETOWN, MASS. THAT'S RIGHT GIRL! AMERICA'S GAY MECCA……..IT'S LOVELY BUT DESERTED DURING THE WINTER. THE TOURISTS ARE GONE….AND THE GAY BARS ARE CLOSED…WHICH MAKES MY PLACE THE HOTTEST TICKET IN TOWN. MY PARTIES ARE PHENOMANOL!
I DECORATED IT WITH ITEMS FROM MY OWN WEBSITE
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WWW.SEALOVERSEVERYTHING.COM…………………CHECK US OUT!
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I BOUGHT INTO THIS VENTURE TO HELP OUT WITH MY MOM'S DOCTOR BILLS. I KNOW ….I KNOW….."SELF PROMOTION"……TELL IT TO THE CHURCH LADY GIRL!!!!
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YOU CAN'T MISS MY "SHACK"…..IT'S CALLED "JAZZY J'S" IN TEAL NEON…RIGHT IN THE HEART OF COMMERCIAL STREET.
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