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"Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex"
Thankfully, she didn't die! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. (Hear part of the 911 call)
Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.
This is isn't the first time there's been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.
His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.
Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, "due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury)."




No bullets do.
I like it ROUGH but DAYUM!
Tsk Tsk tsk…. if i was her, right after i recover, I would "accidentally" cut his ballz and feed it to the dogs….
Did he "GO OFF HALF COCKED!"
oh Perez, that's the most stupid logic ever! Violins don't play themselves (they need a person!), cars don't drive themselves (they need a person!), planes don't fly themselves (they need a person!), guns don't fire themselves (they need a person!) The gun can't go off all by itself! Stop with the ridiculosity!
yah right he shot her on purpose! fucktard!
Re: Big Black Dick – lol!
Well….at least we know he wasn't shooting blanks…..budump bump!
SEE THERE MONKEY. YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL. DOUCHE BAG
Re: LaDiva is watching you… – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Re: SweetMocha – stealing
Accident, my ass.
Human error! Guns don't accidently go off. These people sound like real winners! What the heck was he reaching for on the night stand anyhow anyhow? Stupid people!!!
Perez Hates Me^^
Re: harrybalsac – lol i agree that i like it rough but i aint tryna get shot for it….
IMPOSTOR - YAWN! GET A LIFE…STOP STALKING AND GET OVER YOURSELF!
idiots
Oh, he so wanted her dead. Ted Bundy dead so he could fuck her.
NEXT!
How did I know they were from Ohio…..
guess he shot the wrong load
YEAH RIGHT "ACCIDENTALLY"! LOL
Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – YIKES!
…..wow
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – EN FUEGO!
well that's just crazy
They should really practice safer sex….
one time i almost got "balled " to death, is that the same thing?
Guns do NOT kill people, bullets & intent do. A gun will do nothing on its own unless someone is pulling the trigger and has placed a bullet in the chamber.
shady asshole… and stupid woman
Perez - opening that link caused a slew of yick on my computer - Spyware, etc. - maybe remove?
The real question here is did he keep going until he got his rocks off or did he stop? Did he try to stick it in a the new hole?
Re: LizardKinG – lmao! good one.
gee……..he wasn't tryin to kill her was he……………..
Re: canker sore – EW………….lmao
Re: Los Anjealous –
did you fail epically at life and not read the rest of the story?
also this is so clearly a case of domestic violence; it's disgusting that no one ever reports it that way. also "man shoots wife" why not "husband shoots wife" where is the responsibility? where is the commitment? obviously only her commitment to him, he is still a man, but she is not a woman, no, she's a wife.
No, people kill people. A gun is useless without a human hand to load it, stick their finger on the trigger, raise, aim and pull.
The person pulling the trigger kills the person. Perez are you calling in gay?
people kill people. the gun does not decide to fire and kill a human. its the person pulling the trigger.
that's why you get your lube and toys out of the nightstand before you begin!
I wanna know what he was reaching for.
Re: Los Anjealous –
stop taking things so seriously. omggg
cant believe this stuff could ever happen
I live there.. haha..
oh, yeah that happened "by accident". Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Puh-leeeeeeeeease! He's probably just another one of those creeps that thinks murder is a better alternative than paying alimony. He probably sneaked into her house and shot her while she was sleeping then claims he shot her "accidentally" while they were having sex (despite she apparently has a *restraining order* on him so would not be likely to be having any sex with him). I can't believe the absurd contrived shit that murderers come up with to explain things away. Do they have the mentality of pre-schoolers that they can't come up with more believable stories? Oh, yeah guns fire themselves *all the time* *rolleyes*
Masturbation is safer.
Who'da thought sex could be this dangerous..:P Crazy.
"Honey can you grab the lube?" "Oh yeah…its uhh right here next to this gun!" geeze is the sex that bad???
haha. I live like 15 minutes north of this town, and yes, this would happen in Springfield. People are nuts…
guns don't kill people.
people kill people.
a gun can only shoot when someone pulls the trigger.
if a gun kills people, can i blame my misspelled words on my pencil?
Hahaha, lets talk about rough sex!
I use to live in Springfield. I'm not surprised.
Americas gun laws(/lack of) are so effed up.