How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Ellen DeGeneres
Uhmmmm….
What the hell happened to Ellen????
Is everything okay???
The talk show powerhouse was looking painfully thin on Sunday as she grabbed dinner with her wife, Portia de Rossi at Madeo's in West Hollywood.
She better have eaten dessert - two of them!
[Image by Anthony via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: December 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm
She's probably just tired…..leave her alone!
Uh ew.
fuck man, puro macho…
whoa she looks like a dude here
… aaaaaaaand next week you'll be complaining about her being too fat.
If anyone on earth ever should be banned from talking about anyone's weight, it is you … you bobbleheaded douche.
Her face looks thinner, might be the new hairstyle. Body looks the same.
Two big fists for these two!
SHUT UP FAT ASS! SHE DOSEN'T LOOK AS SKINNY AS FUCKING ANGELINA DOES HALF THE TIME! YOU STUPID RAT BASTARD!
ELLEN IS FUNNY…..SOMETIMES
TOO MUCH DANCING ON HER SHOW AND SHE IS NOT A GOOD DANCER, SHE TRIES TO BE THE LESBIAN VERSION OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
i agree…she doesn't look well. being skinny isn't the problem tho…it's her facial features
Major Dude was LG's Vag.
I can not reply.
MIAR?
Re: youre so gross – BOBBLE HEAD DOUCHE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVES IT!
well i wouldn't say painfully skinny LOL shes lost a few but I think she looks great for 50 !
Remember when her wifey was super thin. Maybe they are partying together. She is to layered to tell. They always call it anorexic. Sounds so much better than strung out.
Re: DaisyBaby – Are you an Aussie baby?
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – HEY YOU!
Mary-kate isn't pregnant seeing heath die made her sober up.
I confess - I've been banging the poo out of Portia and it just made Ellen stop eating.
I have that kind of magnetism, especially with lesbians.
count yourself lucky Perez, imagine if you were a lesbian and what I would do with you…
signed
showing self to door
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – AGREED!
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – WHAT????????
they're vegan. They probably don't get the nutrition they need so they stay really thin…
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – smile when you say that!
signed
no clue to what you're talking about
She's taking whatever magic supplement they take, that us regular joes will never know about or be able to afford
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – HEY YOU!
what's the drama?
It's the haircut makes her face look slimmer!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – heeeeyy! i got 30 mins to get all caught up. my desk computer won't let me get on here so i gotta wait till i relieve the receptionist for lunch
lesbians. gross
she looks like an old version of macaulay culkin
I'm hoping it's just her new, shorter haircut that's making her face look so thin. Positive energy going out to Ellen!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – hey sweetheart! someone's not got love for the monkey or what?
we need a new post!!!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – BBD has been fistin' everything w/ an ass , he's outta control!
Re: WakeUpPeople – for sure!
POWERHOUSE LESBIANS = POWER MUNCHERS!
Re: harrybalsac – yep, in Oz.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – Leave my Major alone.
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Wanna smell my fist?
i love both of them!
and she looks ok, its not her fault that perez is fat! lol
seriously perez, go loose some weight!
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Re: DaisyBaby – Oz?
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – I WAS HIJACKED BY TWO SHITHEADS FOR 3-4 DAYS!
Re: Timmy – I'm with Timmy, PLENTY of what he said to you girls!
signed
I'm with Timmy!
Portia is a lesbian gold-digger
Re: _Alice_ – oh god I love you Alice….
can we, wait, crap, towel again, please…
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – IMPOSTERS EVERYWHERE! FUNNY AS HELL!
Re: CintiaDicker – ur fucking gross!
proud to be gay!
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – LETTY WAS HIJACKED FOR MANY DAYS TOO! AND LG!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – lol….
I think she looks good! What is wrong with her??? Look @ someone like Rachel Zoe or Amy Winehouse….now there is a problem!!!
I THINK HER HAIRCUT.
Just a bad picture.
MD, NICE!!!!!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – There are a few or ONE poster I can not just hit "reply to this"
My dear LG is one of them.
The fucker who threatened me.
LG's Vagina and now Major Dude.
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SUSPICIOUS!!!!!
is it 3:00 yet?!
I guess Portia does all da “eating”, if u know what I mean??
See all you gays?? THIS is what marriage does to you!! Eat's you alive!!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Letty actually in that picture Ellen looks like your avie!!!! haha
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – SEXY!
aw, I love Ellen… she does look kinda sickly though, in her face.
haha ellen likes to wear jeans that make her look as if she has a MAN PACKAGE going on hahaha
Mr MD….I will bitch slap anyone who insults you.
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – PLEASE tell me I have a stalker!
if not, how much to buy one?
Re: _Alice_ – I couldn't even type Alice that time,
pass me the towel… and I apologize in advance
Re: buck – Hi Buck the Fuck!
Re: SWEETPIECE VP OP of D.I.S.S. – Sweetpiece, leave Major alone.
Re: harrybalsac – Oz… Australia…
Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – YIKES!!
LETTY IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!AND PEREZ IS STILL A REALLY BIG FLAMING HOMO!!
Re: Sensitivity – ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She was on the receiving end of the strapon thats all!!
I think it's just her hair. It looks shorter, which is making her look skinnier than normal.
Re: _Alice_ – Alice, I'm just doing my job! No offense!
Re: DaisyBaby – come aboard a real ship mate !!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
LEAVE ELLEN ALONE!!!!!!!!
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NOBODY FUCKS WITH ELLEN DEGENERES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: _Alice_ – hi little frauline!!
she doesnt look too thin, i think shes just not wearing any makeup
Re: STFUP – They got married when it was still legal. Fuckstick
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – OUCH!
Ellen still looks wide in the hips and thighs. I think it is a combination of her looking kind of tired and her hair is different.
she looks normal to me
why the f isn't my proper screen name and shit not coming up when i post!!??????
Re: _Alice_ –
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FINALLY SOMEBODY LG CAN REPLY TO!
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HI DOLL!
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Re: jimmyjazz –
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HEY STUD!
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I'd take Porshe for a "drive" I got a BIG "stick shift", she'd never go back to carpetville!
Oh man, she doesn't look good.
Re: ShakeYourkitty –
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HEY DELICIOUS!
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THE MEN ON PH ARE SMOKING!
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LG IS GOING TO SUGGEST TO HOT MONKEY LOVE, VP OF FUNDRAISING/
MKTG THAT D.I.S.S. NEEDS TO DO A HOT MEN OF PEREZ CALENDAR!!!
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Portia must have cut Ellen off from the cooter pie this week.
Re: Osakhomen –
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WILL YOU BE MR. JULY, DARLING???
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I think she looks good. Her outfit looks a little too big, maybe she is wearing a size or two too large. Otherwise, she looks fabulous!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – #81.
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LINE UP ANNIE LEIBOVITZ DARLING TO SHOOT THE CALENDAR!!!
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ANNIE MUST BE THE CORPORATE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR D.I.S.S.!!!
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Carson Daly as a blonde!
She looks really old!
LG, At your service!
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ELLEN IS THE LESBIAN OPRAH!!!!!
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Re: _Alice_ – #96,
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUICK RESPONSE DARLING!
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D.I.S.S. HAS DECIDED ALICE, SWEET ALICE, WHAT A FINE
AMBASADRESS YOU WILL MAKE TO OUR SPANISH SPEAKING
POSSE MEMBERS AND LG HAS TAKEN IT UPON HERSELF TO
ENROLL YOU IN THE BERLITZ LANGUAGE COURSE TO BE HELD
IN CUERNAVACA NEXT WEEK–SHOULD YOU REQUIRE IT!!!
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omg Ellen looks ill…
I think she looks great. She's in shape. Just because she doesn't have a layer of fat on her from eating shit like a lot of Americans, doesn't mean she's unhealthy; quite the opposite. Weighing a bit less, through eating healthy, is extremely good for one's health. Guess you're just used to looking in the mirror.
hmmm….can you say REHAB??? looks like she's hooked on some mighty speedy shit…and she does like to dance…so put 2 and 2 together and you've got a little addiction or so it seems…