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Olympic Gold medalist Michael Phelps, at a signing for his new book in NYC on Tuesday.

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Olympic Gold medalist Michael Phelps, at a signing for his new book in NYC on Tuesday.

[Image via WENN.]
HE'S A STRAIGHT UP RETARD! SHORT BUS RIDER! TOOL!
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lmao…Don't look at the face!!
first?
aahahah first?
Retard needs a Golden fist inthe ass!
Ohh he looks like he wants to take a mean one… lmao
My Godness…. FUGLY!!!
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Talented and beautiful!
hi
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg……….the only way I would do him is if his balls were "gold"
BUTTA IS RIGHT!
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LG CAN'T BUHLEEVE HE DOES FOREIGN LANGUAGE TAPE COMMERCIALS!
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CAN THIS FUG EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!?
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PHELPS IS DUMBER THAN DUBYA!!!
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FACE!
ewww! hahaha
lick my balls Perez
Well at least his body is banging
That is the hottest he has ever looked
such a waste…
damn he is ugly
EW
this guy is never good looking.
MONKEY AQUA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew.
paper bag it!
fug-tastic!
why butter?
Re: frondsbite falls – HI!
A DEMENTED MUPPET?
For those easily offended read no more:
R-E-T-A-R-D
yea, what do they call that…set sail body and a ship wreck face?
Hey Mikey, how'ed mama like your stripper girlfriend? P.S. I fucked her.
I'M OFFENDED MARIO! SO, CHANGE THE POST!
Um…he's cute
Re: LaDiva is watching you… – LOL!
Re: frondsbite falls – hi
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – HEY! MONKEYS ARE HOT AND SHOULD NOT BE USED IN A DEROGATORY FASHION! LOL
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Ahahahaha…that's mean! Ahahahahaha….
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – Very hot.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Hi
maybe his coach talked him out of braces for the same reason they shave their body hair…..michael…..you got 8 golds….millions in the bank….time to do yourself a favor…..i mean us all a favor…….treat yourself to some orthodontics!!
Re: _Alice_ – hi
hes so damn fugly!
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – hi
Re: LaDiva is watching you… – hi lol
Re: ShakeYourkitty – hi
he isnt an attractive fellow, but he is super funny and gifted
LOL grade A BUTTER FACE! LOL LOVE IT! haha so tragic! his teeth are so mangled too its like they cave in on one side…yuck i cant get past that haha!
perez…….you're just mad b/c you can't get him
he is adorable in the face
WOW not good!
how does that chin get through the water !
the dude CLEALY looks like a 'TARD!!! but I'd put a bag over his head and do him in the butt. Maybe if he gets those TEETH fixed!
WTF!
i am fascinated by his funky ass teeth! i swear he is a fast swimmer cause they make him streamlined like a dolphin! LOL!!!! LOL!
at least he has gold meadals..
perez like your bitch ass looks any better
Mario, does Teddy need a fist in the ass?
Re: harrybalsac – What's up sexy Harry?
Re: Big Black Dick – you got a grill he can borrow to cover that shit up?…..
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – hi
LETTY U CUNT!!!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
mmk…his 5 minutes of fame are DEFINITELY over.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – I miss spanking you!
Re: GENES420 – No
Re: harrybalsac – LOL! HI!
Re: Big Black Dick – U need some DICK…………
Poor man's jaw is too small for his face. Some dental work will do him wonders - he has the money to pay for it.
You were probably someones prison bitch!!!
Re: _Alice_ – GIVE IT TO ME GIRL!
not even a mother would love that face!!!!!!
Re: harrybalsac – WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR "BABY" FROM THE OTHER THREADS? SOME CHICK (HOPEFULLY) ON THIS SITE IS REALLY HARD UP FOR YOU!
Eeeeeewwwwwwww… that is one fugly man.
Re: .perezhilton.com – YOU PIECE OF PEREZ SHIT!
Re: mollymouse – haha….your on to something…there MUST be a scientific reason……he'd actually be cute if those chops fit his mouth……….except for that elongated trunk…..gives me these willies
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – EXCUSE ME…NEED A RESPONSE ABOUT MY MONKEY COMMENT #39 NENA HERMOSA!
Re: KevsaWcuboy – HI!
If he put a paper bag on his face, I'd totally hit that.
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Re: mamajud – NEW KIDDO AVIE?
he looks fine?
What does butter mean? He eats it? He wears it? His teeth are yellow? WHAT????
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – SORRY HON! I HAVE ALWAYS CALLED HIM THAT NO OFFENSE TO YOU!
Nobody's perfect. I like him. His face is not fake. He's the best swimmer in the world. He doesn't need a beautiful face.
He might look retarded, but he did go to Michigan, so he must have some brains…I mean, they don't just let anyone in…
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Here it COMES….*SPANK*….Ahhhh, i feel better.
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – getting in the christmas spirit!
awww…I think he looks cute…
that's definitely not a good look for him
yeah… he's a butterface… and?
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – LOL I KNOW, I'M THE SEXY VERSION!
Re: mamajud – VERY NICE
ewwwwwwwwwww! Cover that up!
Re: Belerofonte – The retard look?
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – NONE TAKEN!
Re: mamajud –
Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – THE SEXY TEJANO VERSION!
I'm sorry to tell you but his face looks better than your butter face any day Perez. It's gets annoying over you and others here call him retard and say mean things. It really shows you guys own intelligence! Look in the mirror before ya'll call him retard or butterface!