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Maniston Gushes Mad Love for John

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer

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Jennifer 'Cougar' Aniston finally found the 'true love' she's always wanted with the almost decade younger John Mayer.

Here's what Man said during a recent interview:

"He's a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him. The way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts… it's beautiful. It's an amazing thing to watch a musician think. I don't know many musicians but when his guitar is on him it's just like a channel. It's something I've never ever seen before."

Is it just us? Doesn't she sounds like a 20-year old groupie?

Oh, Man.

Don't you know what happens to groupies?

They usually get their hearts broken by those playboy music men!

Good luck!

[Images via WENN.]

86 comments to “Maniston Gushes Mad Love for John”



  1. 1

    FIRST!



  2. 2

    STFU! STFU! STFU!



  3. 3

    Ahhh how cute



  4. 4

    But when Angie "gushes" about brad its ok. Fuck off hypocrite.



  5. 5

    Meh. Let's see how this feeling lasts for this sperm-desperate cougar, haha.



  6. 6

    Re: bennyboy – Your my hero!



  7. 7

    Wow Perez, you just can't stop talking about her huh? from the comment about her and her mother to this. I think you have a little problem. She stole your boyfriend from you, get over it. I may not like John Mayer - but i LOVE JEN and she seems happy. :)



  8. 8

    If she is happy with John, Perezito is jealous! I'm happy for them…



  9. 9

    two douches - she's no Angelina, he's no Dylan

    and I don't know what that means…

    Alice - humiliate me, please?



  10. 10

    SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ!



  11. 11

    Please, Gag me!



  12. 12

    fuck off, Perez!!!!



  13. 13

    Perez is a closet heterosexual.



  14. 14

    who is she trying to convince? brangelina? the public? or herself?

    i'd say herself.

  15. Ulia says – reply to this


    15

    She's not a fucking cougar, Perez. Come on. She ain't no Demi!



  16. 16

    He doesn't like that shit fukin whoredogfaceman. He is gay, and she is so reaching the outer fukin limits thinking he wants her sorry asshole.



  17. 17

    What's for dinner? Balsac, the other white meat!



  18. 18

    Give it 6 more months….

  19. EatMe says – reply to this


    19

    Leave her alone you fat fuck!



  20. 20

    wow… is Perez actually listening and NOT hatin on Jen in this post? Or is it just me? Craziness. I love it. Perez is right though, she does sound like a groupie here. I wish she would be "in love" with someone else besides this reject from loserville.



  21. 21

    Lol i can only imagine perez practically bashing his computer with jealousy tying what jen says about john mayer and wondering why john doesn't love him.

  22. SDawg says – reply to this


    22

    Shut up about her already perez!
    john mayer is never gonna love you…sorry
    christ, you've been so shitty and mean recently.



  23. 23

    WHERE'S MY IMPOSTER!



  24. 24

    You're jealous, fatass. That's all it is.



  25. 25


  26. 26

    Alice,

    you, me, gallon of ball gravy, face down and ball gagged…

    good times.



  27. 27

    Would the real Letty B. please stand-up, please stand-up!!



  28. 28

    Good God, leave her alone!



  29. 29

    Re: harrybalsac – Who's my daddy? Is that all you do all day is talk on that stupid phone?Give me some money, I'm hungry daddy.



  30. 30

    Re: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHAHA!



  31. 31

    So let me try to understand your view Perez, it's OK for a man to love a man, but it's not OK for a woman to love a younger man?? What kind of hypocrisy is that you bigot??!!



  32. 32

    Re: harrybalsac – Boss,

    U.S. Government through the FDA has just approved Balsac Ball Gravy and Balsac sack meat as the healthiest on it's "pyramid" of accepted and recommended dietary items.



  33. 33

    Re: When in Rome… – I AM STANDING!



  34. 34

    She's so deperately needing a famous, popular boyfriend, how PATHETIC, dumb BITCH!



  35. 35

    AAARGH! This site ain't what it used to be (and it was never that much). Perez's temp is posting all the time and wannabe's posing all the time. I think I will take a break until next week.



  36. 36

    Eh! She sound just like my 53-year-old cousin! My cousin would follow this man to the ends of the earth! She once paid over $6000 to see him at a "small venue" in NEW YAWK CITY! Plus, had to fly there and rent a hotel room. She drug her son out of school that day to go with her. She made a scrapbook of the event. So sad. Last year she went on the Mayercraft Carrier cruise and drug her husband along. She asked me a couple of months ago to go on the 2009 cruise. I politely declined. Mayer has enough of her money. I don't need to give him mine. I can listen to him only so long and then I want to barf. Am I missing something?



  37. 37

    Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated
    .
    .
    Letty, it's IMPORTANT !
    Please go to Avril Lavigne post and read my comment #175.
    It's about your impostor.



  38. 38

    Dude, what's with all the hate? I mean, I may not be her biggest fan, but she's happy…good for her!



  39. 39

    MANISTON IS A FUCKING LOSER! STFU ALREADY MANISH DICK FACE!



  40. 40

    Mr MD….get on your fucking knees and get ready for pain. And no crying. if you cry I will spank your ass with my paddle. Oh wait, you'll be ball gagged….nevermind;)



  41. 41

    Re: bennyboy – MIne too!



  42. 42

    Re: _Alice_ – Morning sunshine!



  43. 43

    Is she stoned? Has she ever listened to his shitty music? "Your body is a wonderland", "friends become lovers that turn into mothers…". His songs are juvenile and he CANNOT sing. He whispers. Plus he makes those retarded faces while he sings (it's supposed to make us think he's a serious musician). These two untalented fuck-up's deserve each other.



  44. 44

    Perez is such a jealous ass*@$#……….Can't he just leave Jen alone!? I am so sick of Perez bashing her…….let her be happy……..it is starting to really piss me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  45. 45

    the way he thinks thoughts….hmmmmmmmmm LOL i love it when jennifer does interviews… she is such a self absorbed idiot!



  46. 46

    Bless her heaaaaart.



  47. 47

    Thats what ya get when you date guys prettier than you fug face Manni.



  48. 48

    they got to be doing drugs together. what's the attraction?



  49. 49

    I hope he dumps her. By the time he's in his mid-39s shes gonna be in her mid-40's and a dried up old clam. He can do better than her. Johnny boy, kick the Stage-5-Clinger to the curb!!!



  50. 50

    LET HER FUCKEN GUSH DAMM IT….PEREZ DON'T ACT LIKE YOU WOULDN'T DROP YOUR PANTIES FOR HIM IN A SECOND…U LUV HIM
    ….BRAD AND ANGIE R UGLY…..I'M WATCHING MARLEY AND ME ON CHRISTMAS DAY…YAY TEAM ANISTON

  51. AMO says – reply to this


    51

    They bother me. I like her, I do not like him and I think he's totally using her. Oh well, she's a big girl…



  52. 52

    uuurgh again.



  53. 53

    Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** – Lol. what kind of underwear u think perez wears… tidy whities, thong, leopard prints…..



  54. 54

    Re: Supergirl – you said it!



  55. 55

    She just sounds pitiful.



  56. 56

    Wow, Perez, your wading pool is pretty damn shallow, isn't it?
    Jealous much?
    You're about as transparent as saran-wrap.
    sheeeeesh!



  57. 57

    Let's bet on when the divorce occurs.



  58. 58

    "..The way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts… it's beautiful. It's an amazing thing to watch a musician think.."
    .
    Oh, barf.



  59. 59

    Ummm…she ccomplains when people probe into her personal life so why do she still talk about her personal life and relationships…and I have to agree with you perez she sounds like a groupie and she’s giving john mayer way too much credit



  60. 60

    "and the way he thinks thoughts…" erghh!



  61. 61

    cougar? are you serious?

    Aren't Angelina and Brad 9 years apart too? Why is it wrong for women but not men???



  62. 62

    Seriously, she's older but better than him. Don't hate her and ostracize her without good reason. And I agree, Brad is 9 yrs old than Angie but you don't say shit about that! Not that it's a big deal but stop ragging on Jen and Johns relationship because of it.



  63. 63

    has perez gotten the AIDS yet…..

    anybody anybody anybody

  64. Sweet says – reply to this


    64

    IGNORE her. She wants to be left alone… pathetic woman.



  65. 65

    Gosh if she gets that way over John then I wonder what she would do around a REAL musician. This guy is a wanna-be blues guitarist who doesn't have an original bone in his body. When he was on RS cover with REAL guitar greats there was an uproar because anyone who knows and loves music knows this guy is FAKE and not the real deal.



  66. 66

    Oh and she better shut up about John or Angelina is going to come STEAL him too. Watch out!

  67. trix says – reply to this


    67

    I hope this guy makes her happy.



  68. 68

    TRANSLATION = Johnny boy has the biggest cocks she's ever seen.



  69. 69

    Jen i love you but your man choices are pitiful, Mayer is a nobody, he will always be, he made out with Piggy Hilton for godsake, that should be reason enough to ask for a restraining order against him, he is using you for your fame and clean career, please Jen kick him out of your life for good, he is a loser!
    Piggy: stop hating on Jen that much, no matter what Jon will always be after those ladies, he is a fame whore and will always be, Jon will never be interested in you, you are a nobody, another wannabe and he will always see you that way so get over him stop hating talented Jen and keep on sucking Brangelina's toes so you can have a bread to eat every morning…



  70. 70

    Re: stars101 – No one can say it better!



  71. 71

    Re: Kateedid

    You have NO idea what you're talking about. John is a great guitarist! I bet you don't even listen to his music, so please STFU!



  72. 72

    Lol, it sounded like it was written by a five year old



  73. 73

    You're the little girl groupie that got your heart broken. You should ease up on the Aniston-bashing & pretend not to be SO pathetic….for your sake. Cause all your rants dont make her look bad, they are just another example that you are way too obsessed with John Mayer



  74. 74

    She is gross and she is definitely gonna get her heart broken AGAIN.



  75. 75

    She is gourgeous, talented, and …. happy! Sorry if you are jelous! hahahahahahaha



  76. 76

    look, i am not a MAN or a MAYER fan, but I get what she says. When a gifted musician has his/her instrument the product is incredible. They tap into another world space. Gotta give credit to a gift from the never regions.



  77. 77

    Stop hating on Jen!!!!! She has more class in her little finger than "Ho-lie" has in her whole body!!! Pitt turned out to be an asshole, and a major disappointment…I'm no fan of Mayer, either…just another pap-whore…definitely NOT worthy…but if he makes Jen happy, then so be it! TEAM ANNISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  78. 78

    the way he thinks thoughts? barf. they would have a hideous child because his chin as gross as the rest of his face. that picture of her on the NY times mag made her look like a big tranny..



  79. 79

    There really is something sexy about a musician. I know I'm a sucker for male vocalists; especially when they're all inked up. Compare a musician to an actor: Actors regurgitate the works of others while musicians make their own art and with an actor you would never be completely sure if they were sincere emotionally or just acting. I think John Mayer is famewhore but Jen is clearly willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. I can understand her attraction to musicians is all I'm saying. After being married to an actor(and a very bad pretty boy actor plus a fake ass poser to boot) I can't blame Jen for being attracted to someone of a more musically inclined nature. Male musicians(not all)seem more sincere, humble, sensitive, responsible and nurturing.



  80. 80

    This is SOOOOO going to end disastrously.



  81. 81

    Everyone knows Mayer is Aniston's 2008 "movie promo boyfriend-du-jour". She gets her sexy-o-meter up, Mayer gets much craved publicity. It's an win-win arrangement, a no-love charade just as she forced it upon Brad until he realized he had been duped all along, and got the hell out.



  82. 82

    BOOM–& down she goes AGAIN!! Some women never learn; I call it masochism!



  83. 83

    Fuck her.. dimwit bimbo. God she is so sad.. what does she think she is 14 ?



  84. 84

    I'm on team Aniston. Jolie is a home wrecker!!! LoL. Anyway…I think he is probably a sweetie and she deserves to be happy.



  85. 85

    "…and the way he thinks thoughts." Jesus, Jennifer Aniston is such a ninny. WTF else is he going to think?



  86. 86

    perez is just jealous and dillusional i doubt it if something really happened to him and john, ange is a homewrecker, team aniston!!!!